Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

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  A Stud Stole Usama's GF - Ep. #8 03.08.2026 1h 4min

  Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! Today they discuss when Usama's gf was stolen from him, how to force your toddler to become a pro soccer player, and the best ways to spot an authentic Chinese restaurant in NYC. Plus they have a follow up on listener Alicia’s hinge profile and read the craziest advice they’ve ever gotten. We hope we help your silly little life! ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  All Girls Have IBS & Confronting a Cheating Stepdad - Ep. #7 28.07.2026 1h

  Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life. Today a listener follows up about confronting her cheating stepdad, Dylan makes his nephew cry, and Usama tells the story of yelling at his ex's cousin as a joke that bombed. Plus we also talk about laughing at patients in the ER out of awkwardness, a listener figuring out how to deal with seeing estranged family at a wedding, and discover that 2/3 of people with IBS are women. As always, we are not qualified for any of this. We hope we help your silly little life. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  Cucked by Erling Haaland & Breaking A Chipotle Addiction - Ep. #6 21.07.2026 54min

  What's up everyone, welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The advice show that makes your silly little life better. Today Usama and Dylan are talking Erling Haaland's recent taxidermy Raccoon purchase, ending a chipotle addiction, Usama's obsession with Suga Momma from the proud family, and how to make hooking up with a girl Halal. Plus we go over listener Alicia's hinge!Send advice/screenshots of your hinge profiles to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.comor text/call: 347-566-9741
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  Usama Dated Dylan's Dad - Ep. #5 14.07.2026 52min

  Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sweet sad little life. Today the boys are in their new studio (Dylan's apartment) and they're talking about how to not snooze your alarm, what to do if you can't afford your British lawyer exam, how to pronounce French words correctly, and Usama's breakfast IHOP date with Dylan's dad. Plus they go over listener Breana's hinge and help a listener deal with their cheating step father.Remember to send your advice questions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.comFollow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  How to make new friends as an immigrant - Ep. #4 07.07.2026 54min

  Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sad little life. Today we are talking bout The Pitt season 2, Leonardo DiCaprio's dating lore, how to make friends when emigrating from India, and what to do as a single mom when your kid leaves the house.Send submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.comFollow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  The Greek Hot Guy - Ep. #3 01.07.2026 54min

  What's up everyone. Today we finish Lydia's hinge, talk about how you'll never be The Greek Hot Guy in Mykonos, and help a listener with a question about traditional gender roles in long distance dating. Send your submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
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  You Like My Shorts? - Ep. #2 16.06.2026 36min

  Usama and Dylan reminisce about their trip to Saudi Arabia, help a listener with some dating advice, and improve a hinge profile. Email advice questions and screen grabs of your hinge profile to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
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  Episode #1 16.06.2026 40min

  Comedians Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino are best boys who want to save your life!!!Goofy stories, life advice, and dating profile critiques. It's fun af, come through.Will be weekly once we get everything up and running, love y'all!