A Court of Tattoos and Rosé

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  ACOSH Prep - What About Elain??? 13.09.2026 1ч 18мин

  Let’s wrap up ACOWAR! The last third of this book had Danelle and I taking frantic notes and questioning every little detail. Anyone else feel a bit paranoid and unstable as they go through their reread? Or is that just us? Also, yet another reminder to not be an a-hole as we approach the releases of Threshing Day and ACOSH. 
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  ACOSH Prep - Listen to the Earthworms 07.09.2026 1ч 25мин

  Need a list of things to recall from ACOWAR and/or some interesting little possible easter eggs to keep in mind for ACOSH? We got you! Join us as we continue our journey through our SJM reread and continue to spiral on what is in store for us on October 27th! This week, we’re in the heart of ACOWAR and prepping for the Hybern showdown. 
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  ACOSH Prep - Amren, What's Going On? 31.08.2026 1ч 6мин

  We are making our way through the ACOTAR series and find ourselves knee deep into ACOWAR. Thanks to the blurbs for ACOSH and ACOFM, we are both paranoid AF and suspect of everyone. Plus, we are diving into a curious timeline discrepancy that is currently haunting us. 
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  ACOSH Prep - Still A Scooby Doo Plan 24.08.2026 1ч 26мин

  Sadly, we’ve finished our reread of ACOMAF (aka one of our favorite books of all time). Enjoy our increasingly hectic and somewhat diabolical thoughts and theories on the last 60% of this book. Spoiler warning: we are highly suspicious of everyone and also still livid at their atrocious planning for Hybern.
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  ACOSH Prep - Deep Dives >>> Sleep 20.08.2026 1ч 13мин

  VALKYRIES BABYYYYYY. LET’S GOOOOO! Real talk though, what is sleep? No, really though. Just like most of you, we’ve not known peace since Monday morning. Danelle and I took a few days to process the blurbs for ACOSH and ACOFM (these new acronyms are fun!). By “process”, I actually mean we’ve been spiraling nonstop and adding endless entries into our theories journals. Without further ado, let’s dive into these blurbs line by line. Also, friendly reminder to keep the fandom fun and respectful as we all theorize and celebrate these upcoming releases.
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  ACOTAR 6 Prep - Are We Seers?! 17.08.2026 1ч 10мин

  Well this is creepy (or serendipitous, depending on how you look at it). Our episode this week is a breakdown of our thoughts on the first third of ACOMAF….including discussions on the Weaver and the Bone Carver. Of course, the website and insta updates came AFTER we recorded yesterday. We also have some unhinged thoughts on that Autumn Equinox festivities guide…
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  ACOTAR 6 Prep - We Skipped Past That Way Too Quickly 08.08.2026 1ч 11мин

  We’ve wrapped up ACOTAR and have some questions. There a few oddities that sparked our interest. It is a wild ride rereading when you’ve got the entirety of the Maasverse at your fingertips. Our brains are already fried so enjoy some unhinged thoughts!
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  The Empyrean - So Who Will It Be??? 30.07.2026 42мин

  Danelle and I are back after a wild couple of weeks. Join us as we go through all of the MANY possibilities for the Threshing Day novella. Who will we get to see? Answer: It better include Ridoc! We’re positive Rebecca will throw us some curve balls and we can’t freaking wait!
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  ACOTAR 6 Prep - So It Begins... 07.07.2026 48мин

  It is time. Danelle and I have begun the daunting journey that is a full SJM universe reread. We’re starting with ACOTAR and we’ve got some ~thoughts~ on the beginning of this series….
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  SOS - Summer of Adaptations! 21.06.2026 49мин

  This is truly the summer for readers! We’ve got so many new book releases and TV adaptations coming at us each week. Let’s catch up on our latest watches and reads. From beautiful love stories to some crime thrillers, Danelle and I have you covered if you are looking for your next watch. 
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  WTH (Worth The Hype?) - Off-Campus 08.06.2026 51мин

  Quick question: how many rewatches is too many rewatches of Off-Campus? Asking for a friend…🏒Danelle and I are diving into our review of season one of Off-Campus and (spoiler alert) we definitely think it is worth the hype! We were cautiously optimistic about this show and it truly blew our expectations out of the water. I mean, they managed to make me love a BLONDE MMC. Unheard of. 
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  WTH (Worth the Hype?) - Fury Bound 19.05.2026 41мин

  So does this highly anticipated sequel live up to the hype? It absolutely does! Fury Bound delivers in action, spice and, of course, plot twists. If you were waiting to start this series until Fury Bound dropped, we highly recommend diving in immediately. 
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  To Reread or Not to Reread... 06.05.2026 44мин

  Happy Fury Bound release day! Danelle and I are so excited to dive into this sequel. It kicks off a truly epic summer of releases for us book girlies. We are being FED. Join us as we breakdown the upcoming releases for May and June. We also dive into our wildly different strategies for prepping for highly anticipated books.
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  WTH? (Worth the Hype?) - Rites of the Starling 27.04.2026 47мин

  Remember how Danelle and I lost our minds about Shield of Sparrows? Well…that was child’s play compared to how utterly ruined we are after reading Rites of the Starling. Is it worth the hype? You betcha!
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  STS - Bookish News While Danelle Learns About Space 16.04.2026 44мин

  Join Danelle and I as we run through some of the biggest bookish news (or lack thereof…) from the last few weeks. From release dates to new adaptations to some questionable choices in the bookish world, we’ve got the updates for you!
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  WTH? (Worth The Hype?) - Daggermouth 03.04.2026 44мин

  Danelle and I are back with another WTH episode! We are here to tell you that there is a reason Daggermouth has been all over your feed for the last few weeks. A true enemies-to-lovers dystopian story that will have you channeling your feminine rage and racing through plot twist after plot twist. Definitely worth the hype!
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  STS + Bookish News + Trolling Blake 23.03.2026 59мин

  Once again, Danelle and Madi have teamed up to bully me. Prepare for a full breakdown of the diabolical plot that Danelle hatched with Madi’s help. We also breakdown our experience at the Fourth Wing Night hosted by the Charlotte Hornets. Finally, we got through the random bookish news from the past week or so. By the way, still need to preorder ACOTAR 6 and 7? You should order with a local, indie bookstore! Some of our favs are below! Drop your favs in the comments below!🖤B@[email protected]@tropebookshop
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  A Court of... 12.03.2026 50мин

  Yep, we are still spiraling. It doesn’t help that SJM herself has announced the titles (PLURAL) are coming soon. So let’s chat about possible titles and the big questions. Mainly, will we get an “and” or no? Join as we count syllables (no, this isn’t a joke) and pass the time until we hear more from SJM. 
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  SJM x CHD Interview Deep Dive 06.03.2026 1ч 29мин

  SJM GIRLIES, WE ARE SO BACK! That interview was better than we could’ve ever imagined. Let’s breakdown the ACOTAR announcements, some of SJM’s poignant takes on the literary world, and, of course, start spinning some theories (what if Vaughn is $&%#). The countdown to ACOTAR 6 (and 7) is officially on! LFG! 
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  The Empyrean - Theories - Whose Venin Anyways? 16.02.2026 52мин

  Anyone else having some MAJOR trust issues with certain characters in the Empyrean world? Well Danelle and I definitely are struggling. Rebecca has us questioning everyone’s true identity and motivations. So, let’s deep dive in to the most likely candidates to be Venin. We accept any and all anger, fear and stress that this discussion may cause. Apologies in advance.