Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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  407: Reviews of Deodorant 16.09.2026 43мин

  A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you.Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order, plus free shipping on all US orders over $65.Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to quince.com/beachtoosandy.For a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code BEACHTOOSANDY.Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/toosandy with code TOOSANDY.Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  406: Reviews of Novelty Ice 09.09.2026 42мин

  The Mona Lisa, a dildo, or a pug?Visit progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try. Prioritize your teeth this month and go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club.Shop now at fabletics.com/beach to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Thousands of people are already using Rula to get affordable, high-quality therapy that’s actually covered by insurance. Visit rula.com/beachtoosandy to get started. For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy.Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  405: Reviews of Mini Golf 02.09.2026 56мин

  Just a bunch of angry elves.Support Smoking Werewolf Productions here: https://gofund.me/5766bf50dFor a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code BEACHTOOSANDY. Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code BEACHTOOSANDY.Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order, plus free shipping on all US orders over $65.Shop now at fabletics.com/beach to get 70–80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. Visit progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release) 26.08.2026 44мин

  R-r-r-r-remixHead to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/m5k6si8w Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back. Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  403: Reviews of The Container Store 19.08.2026 38мин

  Anything that contains and can contain is contained within the container.Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to  quince.com/beachtoosandy. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Sleep cooler this summer with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at bollandbranch.com/toosandy with code TOOSANDY.Visit progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez 12.08.2026 57мин

  Even Kazoo people use toothpaste.Follow Roz on Instagram @Rozhernandez and check out "Peeing in an Empty Bottle"!For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter code BEACHTOOSANDY.Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes. Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/m5k6si8w #CashAppPod Visit Progressive dot com after this episode to see if you could save.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  401: Reviews of Fitness Trackers 05.08.2026 46мин

  Two people wanted to vomit and no one did. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  400: Reviews of Summer Camps 29.07.2026 56мин

  If they don't care about ducks, they don't care about you either. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  399: Reviews of Running Shoes 22.07.2026 47мин

  How do you think shoes feel about being entered by feet? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  398: Reviews of Diners with  Jessie "Jetski" Johnson 15.07.2026 59мин

  A cucumber is not an avocado. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  397: Reviews of Lululemon 08.07.2026 51мин

  Statistically speaking you're probably no longer a listener. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  396: Reviews of Energy Drinks 01.07.2026 58мин

  This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works 24.06.2026 58мин

  Nothing about carrots makes me think bougie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  394: Reviews of Raising Cane's 17.06.2026 50мин

  Soggy White Bread was my nickname in high school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  393: Reviews of Costco 10.06.2026 49мин

  If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hell. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut 03.06.2026 55мин

  Shakespeare coined that term hangy downy bits.Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy for 50% OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Right now, Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to myskylight.com/beach.Visit progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  391: Reviews of Smut 27.05.2026 1ч 20мин

  Hyperspermia, which was new to meVisit Progressive.com and give the Name Your Price® tool a try. For a limited time, Honeylove is offering up to 50% off sitewide during their Memorial Day sale. Use our exclusive link to shop at honeylove.com/beachtoosandy.Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.Start your business today with the industry’s best business partner, Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at shopify.com/toosandy.Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  390: Reviews of Shakespeare 20.05.2026 47мин

  Get thee to a gnomery!Visit progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter code BEACHTOOSANDY.For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy.Head to quince.com/beachtoosandy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  389: Reviews of YMCAs 13.05.2026 41мин

  Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson 06.05.2026 50мин

  Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.