The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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Each week, horror fan Paige guides Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror movies, one film at a time. They discuss classics and fan favorites, with occasional new releases, while Mikey adds inappropriate jokes and Todd reacts with jump scares. The podcast is filled with spoilers, tangents, and irreverent fun.
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448 - IT Part 1 (1990) 14.09.2026 1ч 45мин“We're living at the end of an empire, and we're just going to have to get through it. And thank God A24 is here to help.”This week’s scariest movie is... It Part One. This film has everything: trademarked clown faces, forehead-stabbing greaser bangs, And French hair bikinis. If you love pre-sewer inhaler bumps, ass-first spider snacks, and HPV friendship pacts, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on It Part One? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or @HorrorVirginPod on Twitter.Up Next: It Part Two (1990) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
447 - The Monster Squad 07.09.2026 1ч 15мин“Dracula is the Ted Kaczynski of this movie. I'm sick of not saying it.” This week’s scariest movie is... The Monster Squad. This film has everything: vampire-based church outreach, Frenchie-wolf breathing problems, And copyright-compliant forehead bolts. If you love Swiper-grade bow theft, Town Hall swamp frontage, and preteen monster-hunting LLCs, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on The Monster Squad? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or @HorrorVirginPod on Twitter. Up Next: Stephen King's IT (Part One) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
446 - Ghostwatch 31.08.2026 1ч 23мин“The problem is, there are too many pussies in the glory hole.”This week’s scariest movie is... Ghost Watch. This film has everything: manosphere bedroom logic, haunted throats, And infallible police witnesses. If you love cat-insulated council houses, Chekhov’s thermal cameras, and 1992 haunted-house AI, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Ghost Watch? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Monster Squad (1987) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
445 - One cut of the Dead 24.08.2026 1ч 14мин“This should be a PSA for make weird shit with your friends.”This week’s scariest movie is... One Cut of the Dead. This film has everything: emergency houseplant compost, slap-induced awakenings, And Kubrick-level lunar commitment. If you love second-act title cards, vomit continuity, and human-pyramid cinematography, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on One Cut of the Dead? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Ghostwatch (1992) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
444 - Creep 2 17.08.2026 1ч 11мин“Murderers can't be choosers.”This week's scariest movie is... Creep 2. This film has everything: erotic wolf cosplay, one-legged worm shaking, And trolley-problem morality. If you love serial-killer fridge art, wrong-face lockets, and nine-view existential crises, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Creep 2? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or @HorrorVirginPod on Twitter.Up Next: One Cut of the Dead See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
443 - Lake Mungo 10.08.2026 1ч 9мин“Ma'am, what do you think your daughter looked like?”This week’s scariest movie is... Lake Mungo. This film has everything: paranormal water features, quarterly backyard photo reviews, And the world’s most committed dam enthusiast. If you love Jurassic Park forensics, July 6th conspiracies, and Nokia found footage, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Lake Mungo? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or @HorrorVirginPod on Twitter.Up Next: Creep 2 (2017) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
442 - Companion 03.08.2026 1ч 42мин“That’s the reason Jack Quaid named his Goo Goo doll Iris.”This week’s scariest movie is... Companion. This film has everything: robot breakups, Toaster Targeted victory speeches, And an LLM that can give you hand jibbers. If you love electric-corkscrew morality tales, premium meet-cute loot boxes, and High School Musical class warfare, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Companion? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Lake Mungo (2008) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
441 - Backrooms 27.07.2026 1ч 27мин“Too much labyrinth, not enough Bowie.”This week’s scariest movie is... Backrooms. This film has everything: Lightning Plumbers, Sappy Blood, and your uncle’s worst vacation shirt. If you love IKEA survival plans, out-of-network pirates, and Medieval Times thirst traps, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Backrooms? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Companion See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
440 - Obsession 20.07.2026 2ч 7мин“It’s kind of like an incel found a monkey’s paw.”This week’s scariest movie is... Obsession. This film has everything: Cinderblock cockblocking, post-traumatic stress dinners, And white-picket-fence lives built on questionably enchanted chemistry. If you love Calvin Klein horror fragrances, music-store staffing conspiracies, and Canadian Fruitopia dealers, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Obsession? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or @HorrorVirginPod on Twitter.Up Next: Backrooms See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
439 - Hell House LLC 2 13.07.2026 1ч 16мин“It’s clearly haunted. You dodged a bullet. Don’t chase that bullet down.”This week’s scariest movie is... Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel. This film has everything: hotel-fucking ghost hunters, rocket-scientist sex magic, And selectively enforced body-cam rules. If you love drop-ceiling gallows, Go Fish jam bands, and arguments held safely outside, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Obsession See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
438 - Independence Day 06.07.2026 1ч 56мин“Alien King George can go fuck yourself.”This week's scariest movie is... Independence Day. This film has everything: Fruitopia Breakthroughs, Dolphin Wives, And a movie so good there is No Way it's a Michael Bay Film. If you love 90s smoke shows, holy pigeon plot logic, and alien ship nipples, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Independence Day? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Hell House LLC II: The Aberdeen Hotel See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
437 - Mars Attacks! 29.06.2026 1ч 21мин“We are not going to win against people who smoke nukes.”This week's scariest movie is... Mars Attacks! This film has everything: aggressive Martian accents, capitalist bike baskets, And cape-couture command structures. If you love failed cow barbecues, fully glazed donut prophets, and trickle-down chandeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mars Attacks!? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Independence Day See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
436 - Apollo 18 22.06.2026 1ч 10мин“Rocks are only hard if you're touching them.” This week's scariest movie is... Apollo 18. This film has everything: B-52 moon crabs, "landliens", And Lennart Ruth’s space steakhouse. If you love Party City strobe lights, moon-cavern Nazis, and cameras with first names, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Apollo 18? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod Twitter Up Next: Mars Attacks! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
435 - Life 15.06.2026 1ч 23мин“This is 40 minutes of story in a two hour bag.”This week’s scariest movie is... Life. This film has everything: terribly timed funerals, aliens in trucker hats, And a starfish Borg. If you love space claw machines, Goodnight Moon emergencies, and quadrupedal animal debates, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Life? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Apollo 18 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
434 - No One Will Save You 08.06.2026 2ч 3мин“Have you heard the good news about Space Pope?"This week’s scariest movie is... No One Will Save You. This film has everything: nine-hat endings, tall gray nerds, And Raccoon and Fat Squirrel chaos. If you love memory noodles, miniature-town murder weapons, and UFOs with Cheesecake Factory menu vision, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on No One Will Save You? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Life (2017) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
433 - Alien: Resurrection 01.06.2026 1ч 54мин"This sets up that the alien universe has a space Pope."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Alien Resurrection. This film has everything: space’s least safe weapons program. Vengeful raccoon xenomorphs. And lava being asked to do ice’s job. If you love loose hybrids, Space Pope theology, and science that loses a fight with basic temperature, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Alien Resurrection? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod Twitter.Up Next: No One Will Save You (2023) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
432 - Mother! 25.05.2026 1ч 25мин“Worst Danzig biopic ever.”This week’s scariest movie is... Mother! This film has everything: Another, another testament of Jesus Christ, Monkey Ghosts, And an anti-Jesus TED Talk. If you love Sunday School pamphlet subtlety, Sherwin-Williams therapy sessions, and Garden of Eden doorknob murders, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mother!? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Alien: Resurrection See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
431 - Constantine 18.05.2026 1ч 48мин"Battlefield Earth for Christians.”This week’s scariest movie is... Constantine. This film has everything: the would-be Nick Fury of the Christian Expanded Universe, John Constantine the Baptist, And your parents’ smug satisfaction. If you love holy brass knuckles, kitty-powered trips to hell, and fake relics with real confidence, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Constantine? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Mother! (2017) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
430 - Exhuma 11.05.2026 1ч 25мин“Did you just read me a recipe for snake oil?”This week's scariest movie is... Exhuma. This film has everything: three foxes in a trench coat, Pavlov’s chicken, And a demon so powerful even an atheist won’t open the coffin. If you love salt-smashing rituals, sweet-fish, and dirt sommeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Exhuma? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Constantine See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. -
429 - Saint Maud 04.05.2026 1ч 39мин“She’s got those like, have you heard the good news eyes.”This week’s scariest movie is... Saint Maud. This film has everything: Maudie Sue vibes, red-bottom Skechers, And blood-atonement déjà vu. If you love Welsh roach gods, Coney Island confusion, and moon-charged holy water, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Saint Maud? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Exhuma (2024) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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