AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

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  Your North & South Nodes... Why They Matter 29.07.2026 56мин

  It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart.
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  Week of July 27: Full Moon in Aquarius = UNLEASH THY FREAK! The Nodes of Destiny have AWAKENED! (It's ALL HAPPENING!) 27.07.2026 1ч 10мин

  Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great week), and Jupiter yielding one of the luckiest moments of the year, this week's astrology launches an entirely new 18-month chapter of fate, purpose, and possibility.
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  Dana Patterson: Taurus Hedonism, Fated Fame, and (Barely) Surviving Your Saturn Return 22.07.2026 28мин

  You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips.
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  Week of July 20: MAJOR Leo Season DRAMA — BARBAULT'S BASKET; This Has NEVER Happened Before! (Totally NUTS!) 20.07.2026 1ч 9мин

  Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbault’s Basket.
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  Answering Your Biggest Astrology Questions! 15.07.2026 48мин

  You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and honey, nothing is off the table.
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  Week of July 13: ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME! UNHINGED New Moon in Cancer and INSANE Energy (LAST CHANCE!) 13.07.2026 55мин

  This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened before, literally), we are TRULY at the end of the line… so you BETTER make it count!
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  Your Venus Sign... Why It Matters 08.07.2026 1ч 15мин

  Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet.
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  Week of July 6: It's GETTING REAL! = CRAZIEST DAYS Ahead! (EMBRACE it ALL!) 06.07.2026 58мин

  The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lifetime: July’s highly-anticipated basket aspect. The future is calling... and honey, it’s for you!
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  Your Jupiter Sign... And Why It Matters 01.07.2026 53мин

  Did you know that everyone has a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside their birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking all about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, and saying "one more round" to life — and what it means for you, individually.
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  Week of June 29: NONSTOP CHAOS = Mercury Retrograde! Full Moon! Jupiter in Leo! ...BUCKLE UP! 29.06.2026 1ч 8мин

  You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years.
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  Grace Helbig: Libra Lessons, Breast Cancer, and Pisces Moon Ghost Stories (Obviously) 24.06.2026 46мин

  You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing.
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  Week of June 22: POWERFUL Solstice Illuminates EVERYTHING (What Cancer Season Means for YOU) 22.06.2026 1ч 13мин

  Horoscopes are served poolside, as we bask in the extra sunlight during these longest days of the year, with Summer Solstice kicking off Cancer Season and some much-needed new energy.
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  Your Chiron Sign... And Why It Matters 17.06.2026 1ч 15мин

  Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof.
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  Week of June 15: Chiron in Taurus = SUCH A BIG DEAL (This Will CHANGE Your Life... Seriously) 15.06.2026 1ч 11мин

  Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea!
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  Caitlin Reilly on Virgo Psychosis, Paranormal Experiences, and Mercury Retrograde's Unexpected Magic 10.06.2026 38мин

  You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea!
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  Week of June 8: New Moon in Gemini = ENERGY BOOST You've Been CRAVING (Plus, Venus and Jupiter KISS!) 08.06.2026 1ч 2мин

  Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter).
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  Your Moon's House... And Why It Matters 03.06.2026 1ч 2мин

  By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves.
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  Week of June 1: WELCOME to the JUNE-gle! (EVERYTHING's about to CHANGE) 01.06.2026 1ч 10мин

  It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw!
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  Gus Heagerty SPILLS on Victorian Ghosts and Gemini Men 27.05.2026 28мин

  It's our first CelebriTEA PARTY! Welcome Gus Heagerty — comedian, actor, Internet icon — to the brew.
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  Week of May 25: WILD Blue Full Moon in Sagittarius TRUTH BOMBS 25.05.2026 58мин

  A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE.