Be Gay Solve Crimes

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  Episode 15 - Clue (1985) featuring Victoria Scott! 16.09.2026 1ч 39мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adaptation of a board game ever, Clue! Join us as we welcome back our favourite Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott of Tran Girlismo as a guest, Mia reveals the secrets of her shameful Swedish musical theatre-kid past and Lucy whips out her pitch perfect impression of The Skype Ringtone that she has on tap for some reason. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Pre-order Victoria's new phonebook Pollination here! Also, consider checking out Victoria's work with Project Open Arms to help trans people in the US move to safer states.  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.
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  [PREVIEW] Episode N - The Naked Gun (Bonus Episode) 09.09.2026 6мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're taking what will be the first of many looks at Lt. Frank Drebin to prove that cops and women DO mix, starting with The Naked Gun (1988)! Join us as Lucy succumbs to rapid onset face blindness, Mia finally finds the missing piece of her life’s most elusive jigsaw puzzle, and Nova gets us all on a Skyrim tangent so obscure that it might as well be considered its very own elder scrolls minisode. To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time as we pay our respects to Tim Curry in Clue (1985).
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  Episode 14 - The Long Goodbye (1973) 02.09.2026 1ч 48мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're going back to 1970s Los Angeles if you can imagine such a thing. It's the Raymond Chandler classic The Long Goodbye with our beloved work-husband Philip Marlowe! Join us as you hallucinate us all hosting a podcast for you, Nova outlines exactly which hobbies are sure signs of trans-femininity, Mia tells us about what it is about Mexico that gets her dog all hot under the collar, and Lucy gives us her best Donald Trump impression. If that wasn't enough, beloved professional automotive journalist Victoria Scott hops on to share her professional automotive opinions! If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Join us next week for The Naked Gun (1988)! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.
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  [PREVIEW] Episode M - Black Coal, Thin Ice (Bonus Episode) 26.08.2026 6мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we welcome the Chinese century with our most Brackets Chinese detective movie yet. A film that might be described as “what if someone made Disco Elysium the movie but set in Heilongjiang instead of Estonia.” It’s Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014), a.k.a. Daylight Fireworks. Join us for a 2 hour extravaganza where we take a firm stance against the Nightcrawler Body-Cam school of fight scene cinematography, Mia practices her Chinese pronunciation, Lucy gets advice on how to reverse her telomeres (whatever those are), and all three of us have wildly conflicting interpretations about the ending. To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time for a dose of Elliott Gould as Philip Marlowe in The Long Goodbye (1973)
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  Episode 13 - Sherlock Holmes (2009) 19.08.2026 1ч 37мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we thought it was about time we checked in on our Boy* in the Deerstalker**, and what better place to find him than Guy Ritchie's 2009 brawl-fest Sherlock Holmes (2009) starring the acclaimed actor Robert Downey's acclaimed actor son. Join us as Nova gets discombobulated by Hans Zimmer doing terrible things to a piano, Mia finally divulges her bedtime (so you can all stop asking now), and Lucy engages the deep librarian-mode in defence of a director who is so blokey that even his parents named him Just Some Dude. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Join us next week for Black Coal Thin Ice (2014)! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. *Not a boy. **Not a deerstalker.
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  [PREVIEW] Episode L - Rear Window (Bonus Episode) 12.08.2026 10мин

  On this week's bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're getting voyeuristic about it Alfred Hitchcock-style with the curtain-twitching classic Rear Window (1954), featuring simultaneously the best dressed and worst dressed arm-chair sleuths we've yet seen. Join us as we give ourselves Grace Kelly dysphoria, Mia comes out swinging on behalf of Team "Rear Window Is Bad", Nova talks us through what goes into her perfect Jimmy Stewart Impression, and Lucy finally introduces herself properly after all this time. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time for Sherlock Holmes (2009)!
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  Episode 12 - Hank Quinlan in Touch of Evil (1958) 29.07.2026 1ч 19мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re getting in touch with the evil side of detectives, where policing, repression, and even Hollywood makeup can get a shade too dark. That’s right, it’s Orson Welles’ Touch of Evil (1958). Join us as we all fangirl over one of our favourite honey-voiced filmmakers, Nova recounts the anecdote of the angriest she’s ever seen Lucy, Mia goes to war with a fly, and we all do our best not to lib out. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Join us next week for a film Orson Welles despised, it’s the Alfred Hitchcock classic Rear Window. Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.
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  [PREVIEW] Episode K - Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Featuring Devon! (Bonus Episode) 22.07.2026 8мин

  On this extra special bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're joined by our dear friend Devon of Kill James Bond to talk about one of the most transgender detective films of all time, a movie we've been itching to do ever since we started this podcast, it's the hybrid cartoon film noir classic, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988). Join us as Nova activates theologian mode to explore the theological implications of the Cartoon Soul, Mia activates historian mode to work out just how much critical support we can give Goofy for his espionage allegations, Devon activates cartography mode to navigate The Pelt of Hoskins, and Lucy accidentally derails the entire podcast by sending a NSFW picture to the group chat. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time for Touch of Evil!
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  Episode 11 - The Nice Guys from The Nice Guys (2016) 15.07.2026 1ч 11мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're boogying on down back to tinseltown for some 1970s crashout double act deliciousness, it's the eponymous "guys" from The Nice Guys (2016). Join us as we discover the fastest way of converting someone to Catholicism, the fastest way to convert someone to The Blue Man Group, and the fastest way to remind Lucy that she's lowkey kinda bisexual. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Join us next week for Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!
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  [PREVIEW] Episode J - The Maltese Falcon (Bonus Episode) 08.07.2026 6мин

  On this week’s Bonus Episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re on the hunt for a legendary movie, one of the best of all time, so we’re told. But when we find it, will it be everything that we hoped it would be? That’s right, we’re doing The Maltese Falcon! Join us as we get lost in a plot that pulls a 180° every single sentence, discuss the praxis of blowing kisses at cops, and we get a little sidetracked by Podcast Enhancing Drugs. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time for The Nice Guys!
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  Episode 10 - Foster from Super Troopers (2001) 01.07.2026 1ч 12мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, Nova rolls a natural twenty on the most insanely unlikely movie pull yet. It’s the exhaustively-memed early-00s stoner comedy Super Troopers, and for some reason it’s more transgender than we could have possibly guessed. Join us for Barefoot Cops, frozen bananas, sublimated homosexuality, and a guy eating a whole plate of cannabis. Hold on, wait, didn't we do that episode last week? If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Tune in next week for The Maltese Falcon! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!
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  [PREVIEW] Episode I - Doc and Bigfoot in Inherent Vice (Bonus Episode) 24.06.2026 8мин

  On this bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we turn on, tune in, and drop out for a groovy double-LP of an episode with two detectives for the price of one. That’s right, daddio, it’s Inherent Vice! Come join us as we give ourselves 1960s hippie dysphoria, discuss the best technique for eating a frozen banana, and calculate exactly how hench you’d have to be to body a toilet cistern lid to the skull. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Tune in next time for Super Troopers! 
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  Episode 9 - Mercy (2026) 17.06.2026 1ч 18мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a detour from the classics to have a proper gander at the copaganda screenwriters are making today. And it turns out, they don't make 'em like they used to. That's right, it’s the alarmingly recent and alarmingly cisgender Mercy (2026). Join us to see just how long it takes us to give up mashing a square peg into a round hole, Mia gives us advice on how to mod The Sims, and Nova lets us know what the hell she meant by the phrase "White Timothy McVeigh". If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot, Nancy Drew, Nick Valentine from Fallout 4, and Blade Runner! Join us next week for Inherent Vice! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!
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  [PREVIEW] Episode H - I from I, Robot (Bonus Episode) 10.06.2026 10мин

  On this bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we don our blood filled black leather converse all stars for a trip back to I, Robot (2004), based on some of Isaac Asimov's best sentences. Join us as we welcome Mia Mulder home and finally discover her opinions on Columbo, hear us explain to you to the family-unfriendly rules of The Shia LeBeouf Game, and enjoy the patreon-exclusive privilege of all three of us telling you what a bad bad naughty bad robot you are. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Tune in next time for something a little less retro, the 2026 film Mercy. Same Gay Time, Same Gay Channel.
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  Episode 8 - Columbo from Columbo 03.06.2026 1ч 18мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're joined by our dear friend Josh Boerman (host of Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived!) for an episode all about that scruffiest of detectives, Columbo. Specifically in... uhh... [spinning a big wheel] ...Season 2, Episode 5? Requiem For A Falling Star? Join us as we dive into a feast of Old Hollywood Lesbianism, Lucy reveals exactly what would make her betray her union, Nova gives us self-defence advice, and we all collectively lose our mind about the most Theatre Kid cameo in the world. Also, our beloved Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott swings by to give us her Professional Automotive Journalistic Opinion on Columbo's beloved old banger! If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot, Nancy Drew, Nick Valentine from Fallout 4, and Blade Runner. Next week, Mia will be back with us for I, Robot! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!
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  [PREVIEW] Episode G - BLADE RUNNER (Bonus Episode) 27.05.2026 9мин

  On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're gonna keep riding this Philip K Dick train all the way into android town. That's right, it's the surprisingly sleepy BLADE RUNNER (1982). Join us as we discuss Harrison Ford's slutty little waist, Mia lays out a theory about Making The Pimp Hat work, Lucy discusses the literary legacy of Orc City and accidentally starts a fight with 50% of writers everywhere, and November somehow gets us talking about Fallout New Vegas again. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Oh, and just one more thing.... next week we're doing Columbo.
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  Episode 7 - Minority Report (2002) 20.05.2026 1ч 57мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re cruising on over to the noughties to watch the ever-prescient Steven Spielberg film Minority Report (2002), based on the classic novella by Philip K Dick. Join us for a vision of a future where we blow our entire Patreon budget on milk baths and pass the savings onto you, where a Colin Farrell can be too Catholic even for November Kelly, and how shaven a Tom Cruise can be narrowly avoids becoming a lawsuit. We've got babygirl Pool-Boys, Twinks From The Fed, Emotional-Support Enbies. It's a gender kaleidoscope, folks. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot, Nancy Drew, and Nick Valentine from Fallout 4! Join us there next time for BLADE RUNNER! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.  
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  [PREVIEW] Episode F - Nick Valentine in Fallout 4 + Far Harbor (Bonus Episode) 13.05.2026 12мин

  On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're checking in on our dear friend, the synth detective himself, Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 and Far Harbor. Join us as Lucy gets immediately sidetracked into talking about Fallout: New Vegas, Mia and Nova join forces to try and mod in a jerry-built judicial system to the post-apocalypse, and Nick Valentine gives us all some much needed heckling. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.
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  Episode 6 - Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) 06.05.2026 1ч 42мин

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're leapfrogging right into Inspector Gadget 2! The one with the Girl Inspector Gadget, who looks remarkably like a friend of ours. Join us on the goopiest episode yet as we introduce you all to our new beloved cyborg co-host Robo-Nova, wade into a whole new world of viscous hot pink gunge to pick apart exactly in what ways a movie can be racist towards a car, and Mia interrogates Lucy about a mystery piercing... If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot and Nancy Drew! Join us there next time as we take on Nick Valentine from Fallout 4! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.
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  [PREVIEW] Episode E - Nancy Drew feat. Victoria Scott (Bonus Episode) 29.04.2026 6мин

  On this extra special Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're investigating the beloved all-american classic Nancy Drew, joined by our own beloved american class act and dear dear friend Victoria Scott, host of the podcast Tran Girlismo! Specifically, we're covering the 2007 eponymous film that literally none of us remembers existing. Join us as we give ourselves Precocious Darling Dysphoria, take turns dunking on a leather-jacketed 12-year-old boy who is somehow already locked on the path to getting Me Tooed, and Nova and Lucy get into an escalating arms race that threatens their very sanity. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  You can also follow Be Gay Solve Crimes on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the BGSC team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. Next week, Mia will be back with us for Inspector Gadget 2!