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  Quiet on the Creek with Justin Sylvester 16.09.2026 1ч 6мин

  On this episode, Heather welcomes Justin Slyvester to the pod post Emmys!  After doing it up all night at the after parties, they kiki about how he got his start as a “lady-sitter” at crazy southern weddings, his cross-country move to be Kyle Richards assistant, and how they were both up for the co-hosting job at the Today Show. They get to your voicemails and chat about their love of taking fabulous vacations with rich white ladies.Episode Sponsors:Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. Offer valid for new customers only. Limit one code per customer.Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/absolutely. Go to RO.CO/absolutelynot to see if you qualify.Join Wayfair Rewards today and get five percent back on every purchase. Head to Wayfair.com or shop the Wayfair app for all things home. Want a free pack of Goodwipes? Buy any two packs, text your receipt, and get reimbursed for one. Head to goodwipes.com/ABSOLUTELY.For a limited time, save 20% on your first subscription order of AG1 Essentials at DRINKAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Honey Deuce Diva 09.09.2026 48мин

  On this episode, Heather is coming to you from the NYC studio fresh off some press interviews for her new special.  She chats about her amazing day at the US Open as well as getting into fights with boomers. She takes voicemails about boys at the gym, Facebook marketplace finds and is left with a very serious question, Where Is Megan?!Episode Sponsors:Find the fall pieces you’ll reach for most at Quince. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Caucasian Chicken Salad 02.09.2026 1ч 1мин

  On this episode, Heather is panicked after the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry and is worried about who will be next. She is buying deep freezers, life straws and searching for sustainable beef. She takes voicemails from people wondering what we can eat, being a type B person, and a newlywed with some questions. We get a final voicemail that brings Heather to realization that we all need to stop bitching.Episode Sponsors:Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ribeye, new york strip, or filet mignon in every box for a year — with free shipping always.Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag – which if you’ve seen it, it’s not just a make-up bag but really an accessory – free with your first order at meritbeauty.com.Right now, podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/ABSOLUTELY.Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off your first order. Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. Offer valid for new customers only. Limit one code per customer.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Rewind: We Know What She Did Last Summer with Jennifer Love Hewitt 28.08.2026 57мин

  On this episode from July 3rd, 2019 Heather sits down with Jeff’s biggest crush of all time, Jennifer Love Hewitt.  They discuss how she went from Kids Incorporated to a top Hollywood producer and all around bad bitch. They talk about love, grief, family and laugh through the pain of Hollywood.Episode Sponsors:Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. Offer valid for new customers only. Limit one code per customer.Goodwipes wants your booty to have a SCENTSATIONAL SUMMER! Buy any two packs of goodwipes at your favorite retailer, text them your receipt, and get reimbursed almost immediately for one of them. For more details, head to goodwipes.com/ABSOLUTELY.Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off your first orderUpgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Where’s the Beef with Logan Crosby 26.08.2026 1ч 17мин

  On this episode, Heather is joined by one of her favorites, Logan Crosby. Logan will be joining us on the cruise again this year, but he also has his own new music that he is super excited about. While celebrating almost one year sober, Logan talks about how life has changed since the last time on the pod. They chat about the Clermont Lounge, senior pranks as well as the controversial Callaway golf ad. Episode Sponsors:Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com.absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Ready for your own reset? For a limited time, Prolon is offering listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/0ygert8g #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Head to myGoldenChild.com/Absolutely and save up to 20% when you subscribe.Find Primal Kitchen dressings, sauces, and condiments at your local grocery store or on Primalkitchen.com. Primal Kitchen - made for real food.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Say What? It’s the 400th! 19.08.2026 1ч 11мин

  On this episode, Heather celebrates the 400th episode of the podcast.  She is confused about how this is not the 4000th.  Christina (aka Tina) joins in with some games and memories from over the years of working together on Absolutely Not.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.Join Wayfair Rewards today to get 5% back on every purchase and start saving on your next home upgrade. Visit hillhousehome.com and use code ABSOLUTELYNOT at checkout for 20% off your first purchase of $150 or more.The Korean skincare brand everyone is talking about. Our listeners get 20% off their entire order by using code ABSOLUTELY at jiyuskin.com/ABSOLUTELY #JIYU #adVisit DRINKAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY to grab the NEW AG1 Essentials Gummies today! To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/ABSOLUTELY.Go to ButcherBox.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first box, plus your choice of free ground beef for life, or free chicken thighs or top sirloins in every box for a year —with free shipping always.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Bonus: Heathers Stick Together with Heather Shaw 14.08.2026 1ч 20мин

  On this bonus episode, Heather welcomes Heather Shaw to the studio.  Shaw is most known for her uncanny Jim Carrey impression and being vegan and sober. These two outspoken broads chat about if that was really Jim on the carpet a few months ago, the illuminati and other conspiracies.  She is currently on the road and you can watch her special, Alright, See Ya!, on Youtube.Episode Sponsors:To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/ABSOLUTELY.Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Find Primal Kitchen dressings, sauces, and condiments at your local grocery store or on Primalkitchen.com. Primal Kitchen - made for real food.Visit Carawayhome.com/NOT10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Visit WACOAL.com and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 10% off your first purchase. Offer valid for new customers only. Limit one code per customer.Right now, podcast listeners can save up to 48% off their first order at pendulumlife.com/ABSOLUTELY.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Rush Hour 13.08.2026 1ч 13мин

  On this episode, Heather has just come back from an Ole Miss visit and is flying high from Rush work week.  She is feeling nostalgic helping a friend’s kid move into the dorms, getting roped into Rush Tok, and figuring out that parents these days just love their kids more.Episode Sponsors:Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Go to Ro.co/ABSOLUTELYNOT to see if you qualify.Download Polymarket and use code ABSOLUTELY to get $20 to trade when you make a qualifying $10 deposit.. #polymarketpartner Use my link ThriveMarket.com/absolutely to get $30 off your first two orders PLUS an extra 25% off during the End of Summer Sale.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Go to https://zbiotics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% o your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Home Goods High 05.08.2026 59мин

  On this episode, Heather is feeling the stress of “back to school”, and per usual she didn’t do her summer reading.  She gets her energy out with Robin at a Home Goods that would convince any non shoppers to try it out.  Voicemails from teachers, that first workout back, why everything has protein and what is up with asking for a coast lawyer.Episode Sponsors:Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Use our link so they know we sent you.See the reviews, see what stands out, and see if BetterHelp is right for you. Visit Betterhelp.com/absolutely. Upgrade your everyday. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/absolutely. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Gout Girl 29.07.2026 1ч 15мин

  On this episode, Heather is hitting summer hard, but paying for it. We learn what the Doctor has diagnosed her with, the feelings seeing a Noah Kahan concert brought up and how life as a homeowner is starting out. We get iconic voicemails that are Absolutely Not going to disappoint.Episode Sponsors: Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to Naturium.com/ABSOLUTELY for 10% off your first purchase today.Join Wayfair Rewards today to get 5% back on every purchase and start saving on your next home upgrade.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more.Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% o your first orderPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Forecast: Hot Takes! 22.07.2026 1ч 10мин

  On this episode, Heather is on a tear after some heated meetings as well as cancelled flights.  While she had to miss the World Cup due to her own flight being canceled, she is here to teach everyone about flight etiquette.  She chats about critics of The Odyssey, Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs, and how Jeff is turning off every light now that they are homeowners.  Heather takes on the voicemails and reminds everyone that we got this.Episode Sponsors:Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too.Check out https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Head to myGoldenChild.com/Absolutely and save up to 20% when you subscribe.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Visit drinksilentflower.com/golf-widow and use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% o your first order. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Throwback: No Snackin’ in the Back 20.07.2026 1ч 23мин

  On this replay episode from November 2, 2022 Heather is back from taping her first special, Son I Never Had, in Lexington, Kentucky.  She is full of gratitude as well as adrenaline after filming.  Son I Never Had is now available to stream on Hulu and to watch for free on Youtube! Episode Sponsors:Head to TryFirstleaf.com/absolutely to sign up and you'll get fifty percent off your first box PLUS free shipping for an entire year. Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System!Head to ZBiotics.com/ABSOLUTELY and use the code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 15% off.Join Thrive Market with my link ThriveMarket.com/absolutely for $20 off your first three orders plus a FREE gift. Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too.To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/ABSOLUTELY. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Pitbull & Miss Worldwide 15.07.2026 1ч 10мин

  On this episode, Heather is back from one of the most insane weekends of her life.  Manifested so hard that she ended up in Hyde Park with Pitbull breaking a world record for most bald caps! She chats about how emotional it was to see the Bald-es as well as meeting Armando. She also details the rest of the weekend in London from Wimbledon to Kesha. Be sure to watch Youtube for an exclusive surprise Episode Sponsors:Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at joinbilt.com/absolutely. Head to Knix.com and you’ll see why I love Knix. Don’t forget to use code ABSOLUTELY for 15 percent off your order – get leakproof undies, amazing bras, and don’t forget to check out the new Mini Dream Boxer! Join the millions of customers who trust HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to HomeServe.com/absolutely. Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Visit DRINKAG1.com/ABSOLUTELY to get a free AG1 Travel Case with 7 free AG1 Travel Packs in your Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order while supplies last. Find Primal Kitchen dressings, sauces, and condiments at your local grocery store or on Primalkitchen.com. Primal Kitchen - made for real food.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Heavy Flow in Portofino 08.07.2026 1ч 9мин

  On this episode, Heather is back from Europe and shares the highs, lows, and heavy flows of her anniversary vacation including the story of finally securing The Bag in Paris. She explains why sometimes you just have to do it for the plot and how a decade of dressing as Pitbull led to a surreal full-circle moment.Episode Sponsors:Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/absolutely.Go to Ro.co/AbsolutelyNot to see if you qualify.Visit Carawayhome.com/NOT10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Memories with James Abrahart 01.07.2026 1ч 8мин

  On this episode, Heather is in LA and brings one of her oldest friends from childhood, James Abrahart to the pod. JHart is an award winning music producer, singer and reality star. Their lore starts in James’ parents basement where they used to create rap albums and eat way too many Pubsubs. They chat about their wild childhood neighbors of Whitney Houston and T-Boz, as well as them being the first “Lonely Island”. His new single, Memories, is out now.Episode Sponsors:Visit www.vivrelle.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for 40% off your first 3 months of membership.Shop at Sephora or get 10% off your first purchase at k18hair.com with code HEATHER That’s code HEATHER at k18hair.com.For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Go to lululemon.com right now. New styles drop all the time and the colors go fast, so don’t wait. And if something doesn’t work for you, free returns, always.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more.  Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/absolutely! #squarepodPlease note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Replay: No Passport, No Problem 26.06.2026 1ч

  On this replay episode from June 15, 2022 she is getting ready for her wedding in Italy, and fast forward to 2026 her and Jeff are on their way to Florence for their anniversary. You’ll hear Heather have a mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. You’ll see that she has turned into one of THOSE brides and is ready to tell everyone to fuck off all while losing brain cells in her sauna bag in the basement. Not much has changed!Episode Sponsors:Join the millions of customers who trust HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to HomeServe.com/absolutely. Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/ABSOLUTELY — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #adPatio season is here and these deals won’t last! head to Wayfair.com/outdoor right now to get your outdoor space ready for way less.  Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Visit OliveandJune.com/ABSOLUTELY20 for 20% off your first System! Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  American Tourist 24.06.2026 1ч 4мин

  On this episode, Heather is coming to you all live from a fabulous hotel in Florence, Italy where she and Jeff are celebrating their wedding anniversary. She starts off the pod chatting about her big move without one very important person- Robin. Heather chats about how Off Campus has changed her brain chemistry.  She brings us up to speed about her first days of travel to Italy and how American tourists can achieve il dolce far niente. Episode Sponsors:Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/absolutely.Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code ABSOLUTELY at https://branchbasics.com/ABSOLUTELY #branchbasicspodGet up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/absolutely! #squarepodHead to myGoldenChild.com/Absolutely and save up to 20% when you subscribe.Visit resortpass.com/absolutely to get $20 off your first booking of $100 or more. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Di-ancé with Rosebud Baker 17.06.2026 55мин

  On this episode, Heather welcomes Rosebud Baker back to the podcast. Rosebud has been busy since the last cruise. She now has a 2 year old daughter, is getting divorced and even had time to write a book! Fully Baked is a memoir that tackles family tragedy, motherhood, addiction all with honesty and humor. She also chats about her time and her departure from SNL.Episode Sponsors:For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code ABSOLUTELYNOT.Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely.Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY! #honeylovepod Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  Have What It Takes with Sharon McMahon 12.06.2026 38мин

  On this bonus episode, Heather continues her conversation with Sharon McMahon, covering a hypothetical run for office, a special tribute in Heather's act, and the story behind the “I Love Sharon McMahon” billboards.Episode Sponsors:Give your skin the affordable, luxurious glow up it deserves. Go to Naturium.com/ABSOLUTELY for 10% off your first purchase today.Shop at Sephora or get 10% off your first purchase at k18hair.com with code HEATHER.This year, give Dad a gift that captures who he really is, before the stories get harder to remember. Father's Day is Sunday, June 21st. Order RIGHT NOW and save up to $20 at STORYWORTH.com/absolutely.Stop settling for wines that don't quite hit the mark. Head to TryFirstleaf.com/absolutely to sign up and you'll get fifty percent off your first box PLUS free shipping for an entire year. Head to Knix.com and you’ll see why I love Knix. Don’t forget to use code ABSOLUTELY for 15 percent off your order – get leakproof undies, amazing bras, and more!Visit hillhousehome.com and use code absolutely at checkout for 20% off your first purchase.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  WTF Government with Sharon McMahon 10.06.2026 52мин

  On this episode, Heather welcomes America’s government teacher, Sharon McMahon. They chat about their shared last name, lake life in Minnesota, and of course WTF is going on with our country and government.  Sharon breaks Heather’s questions down in a way that anyone with extreme ADHD can understand. Episode Sponsors:Visit www.vivrelle.com and use code ABSOLUTELY for your first month free.Support your gut health and overall performance with Momentous’ Fiber+ and get up to 35% off your entire first order at livemomentous.com, promo code absolutely.Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at meritbeauty.com.Elevate your summer wardrobe. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Go to RO.CO/ABSOLUTELYNOT to see if you qualify.Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns. Head to acorns.com/absolutely or download the Acorns app to get started.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.