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  Episode 448 - A Game by Any Other Name Would Still Be Weird 14.09.2026 46мин

  As of this date, September 14, 2026, I apparently own 598 video games. I had to look it up on the app I made to keep track of all the video games I own, so I don't accidentally buy the same one twice. It was a problem. Do I own too many? No. I haven't played lots of the ones I own, but I also haven't played lots of the ones I don't own. That's somehow an excuse to keep buying things I don't need, right? Anyway, it was hard to resist calling this episode "It Is the 90's, and There Is Time for FLAP." You'll find out what that means.
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  Episode 447 - Sonic Soup 07.09.2026 52мин

  Against all odds, I found another alliterative title for one of these "podcast potpourri" episodes. Phew! I'm not sure if I can conjure up another one, but I probably won't ever have to do it again. In fact, the odds that there's another one of Ben's podcast potpourri episodes coming in exactly two weeks have got to be microscopic, right? There's no way...
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  Episode 446 - A Nickel Ain't Worth a Dime Anymore 31.08.2026 38мин

  Things ain't worth what they use-ta be, no sir. I reckon a feller could look mighty hard fer somethin' that feels worth-a-damn and come up plum empty. I don't know why I'm talking like this. Send help.
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  Episode 445 - The FLAP Home Game: 2-4 Players, 1-20 Hours 23.08.2026 52мин

  I know, I know, we've done an episode on board games already. Keep your shirt on, Zombie J. But THIS time, we're focusing only on incredibly complex board games. It's all new content for once!
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  Episode 444 - Your Facts Are Uninteresting and We're No Longer Friends 17.08.2026 44мин

  Did you know that the average fact annoys the living bajesus out of Ben? Did you know that bajesus is what they call Jesus in Australia? Did you know that Australia has more sheep than people? Did you know that sheep wool grows three times faster than human hair? Did you know that a human hair weighs more than ten trillion bacteria? Did you? Huh? DID YOU????
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  Episode 443 - Send the Navy After That Abstract Concept 10.08.2026 35мин

  Don't fire until you see the whites of the eyes of that abstract concept! That's how wars are won. It's all about which part of the eye you can see. Obviously, the army with better vision wins every single time.
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  Episode 442 - No, I Haven't Heard of That Song 03.08.2026 54мин

  I'll just save you some time: If you're wondering whether or not I know a certain song, the answer is probably no. If the song was recorded at some point after my own birth, it's a mortal lock. The answers I give to the questions you are about to hear are absolutely true. Yes, I really am that weird.
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  Episode 441 - Choosing the Right Page Every Time Since 1979 27.07.2026 44мин

  You stumble upon a rogue podcast. It greets you warmly. To respond in kind, go to Episode 260. To ask it to repeat itself, go to Episode 383. To sit down, douse yourself in gasoline, and light a match, go to Episode 8.
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  Episode 440 - Your Lifestyle Will Consist of Buying Our Things 20.07.2026 33мин

  Your lifestyle, nay, your entire personality, will consist of nothing but purchasing items with our logo on them. That will be the sum total of who you are as a human being. Your life will be measured by dollars spent on us. That is, if we did this thing right. Otherwise, it'll be business as usual. Your life will be measured by dollars spent on something else.
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  Episode 439 - The Holy Brotherhood of the Cold Open 13.07.2026 35мин

  Matt's got another cold-open-em-up for all you Hoggies out there in Listenerland. And for you non-Hoggies, we've got a special treat this week: The same episode the Hoggies get! That's right, instead of your usual 35-minute-long backwards recording of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass played over the sounds of old men weeping, this week you're actually getting the real episode! It's for one week only, though, so don't get used to it (unless you send us four burritos and become a Hoggie).
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  Episode 438 - Auditory Array 06.07.2026 43мин

  This had better be the last time Ben does an entire episode of cold opens. Not because these are bad, or anything like that. It's just that I'm running out of alliterative titles for them. I've already used "Podcast Potpourri" and "Audio Assortment." I'm running on fumes, here.
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  Episode 437 - Developing New Ways to Be Rude in Movie Theaters 29.06.2026 37мин

  This week, we're presented with a problem, and, just like all other weeks, that problem is easily solved by applying a solution from the world of professional wrestling. WAIT, DON'T GO YET! This episode is NOT about pro wrestling, seriously. It's about movies, more than anything. Everyone likes movies, right? PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T GO! Crap, I shouldn't have even mentioned the wrestling part...
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  Episode 436 - Hands Off Our Swans 22.06.2026 38мин

  Traditions in America only go back a couple of centuries, and they're weird enough as it is. In Britain, the traditions go back a thousand years, and boy, do they get weird. Weird enough that they involve royalty calling dibs on particular swans.
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  Episode 435 - This Guy Got the Fission AND Fusion Merit Badges 15.06.2026 31мин

  Look for these warning signs in your children: Do they know way too much about nuclear stuff? Do they care way too much about nuclear stuff? Is their room full of way too much nuclear stuff? Do they have a colorful glow around them? It can be any color, they're all equally bad. If you answered yes to any of these questions, your child may be nearing the completion of a dangerous and deadly homemade nuclear device. If you answered yes to all of these questions, your child has just detonated their dangerous and deadly homemade nuclear device.
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  Episode 434 - Infiltrate This Podcast by Listening to It 08.06.2026 52мин

  You can be the person on the inside if you just listen to the podcast. We'll never know that you did it! It'll be your little secret. You'll know all of our private thoughts and feelings. This is infiltration! You're already doing it! Officers, arrest them.
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  Episode 433 - Era-Defining Hypotheticals 01.06.2026 39мин

  These hypotheticals, well, they... they define an era, like the title said. What more do you need? They're already offering era definition! That should be enough. Anyway, this week we discover who would win between various factions, and it's fun.
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  Episode 432 - Pay Me for the Door Repair Charge 24.05.2026 57мин

  People who fix things for a living are just like you and me: They're bad at their jobs, but get paid anyway. When you think about it like that, it makes perfect sense that we have so many stories of them screwing up our houses.
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  Episode 431 - Dulce et Decorum Emu 18.05.2026 27мин

  It's war. The oldest conflict that earth has seen: Man vs. bird. And this time, like every time, the same side wins. But maybe we'll get those bastards next time...
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  Episode 430 - Why Does Every Movie Ending Suck? 11.05.2026 40мин

  It's true, though: The ending of every movie sucks. Go ahead, name a movie. Seriously, name any movie. Think of any movie at all. Its ending sucks. Try thinking of another movie. That ending sucks, too. See? They all suck! Luckily, we're here to fix that.
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  Episode 429 - "All You Can Eat" Is Legally Binding 04.05.2026 52мин

  Here's a little legal tip for you: Buffets are legally obligated to serve you until the heat death of the universe. Remember that one. It comes in handy every once in a while.