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  #451: The Gospel Of Miami Part 2: Target Earth 14.09.2026 1ч 25мин

  On the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan's former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Llorona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as Bloody Mary—came roaring from the fiery depths of Hell, stormed the gates of Heaven and, against all odds, became the new rulers of paradise. With Heaven under her control, Mary, armed with her blood-red rosary, once again whipped her hellish forces into a fury… Their next stop: Target Earth. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch:Hellorspace.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #450: E.S.M.B. Syracuse Figure 07.09.2026 1ч 18мин

  A humanoid figure spotted in our own backyard! Human? Sasquatch? Other? BFRO Report Link:https://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_report.asp?id=82485  The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #449: The Gospel Of Miami Part 1: 1996 — The Fall Of Heaven 31.08.2026 1ч 15мин

  In late 1996—with the world teetering ever closer to the edge of a new millennium—something extraordinary began to spread among the youngest and most vulnerable of America's homeless population. It was a story. Not a rumor nor urban legend but a complex mythology that seemed to have erupted, fully-fledged, over the course of a single night. An underground phenomenon that spontaneously emerged from coast to coast—told by the dead to the living—detailing an epic battle between heaven and hell; wherein the utterly unthinkable occurred. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #448: Patreon Clip Show Summer 2026: Centaurs, Lionoids, Ghost Cows and Headless Horrors. 24.08.2026 51мин

  The quest for vengeance has begun! Centaurs are in the mine, Lionoids are creeping behind you, a Ghost Cow is just around the corner and a Headless Horror haunts the Highlands. Patreon EP #63: Are You Down With Centaurs? - Jun 27, 2021: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-63-52986305 https://ghostsofmagonia.blogspot.com/2020/12/subterranean-centaur-scare.html  Patreon EP #88: Lionoids - Dec 5, 2021: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-88-59547178  https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/Feline_Fiend_Frightens_Fishing_First-Graders  Patreon EP #133: Cowstarter and the Demijohn - Oct 16, 2022:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-133-73369590 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cambria_County_Ghost_Cow  Patreon EP #162: Quest for Vengeance - May 21, 2023: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast/posts/patreon-ep-162-83325274 https://paranormal-world.fandom.com/wiki/Headless_Horror_of_the_Highlands  The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #447: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 3: Reality Glitch, Orange Rods, CE5, Dogman and Bigfoot Encounters 17.08.2026 1ч 5мин

  An airplane to seems disappears into thin air. A listener crosses paths with an orange rod and possibly a Dogman. A group of teenagers fire a bottle rocket at Bigfoot… and get way more than they bargained for. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #446: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 44: The Phantom Rider & the One Legged Thing 10.08.2026 1ч 8мин

  Something stole a man from his bed. A cyclist raced through solid walls. And a one legged thing hopped out of a child's nightmares and into reality.  The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #445: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 7: It Never Ends 03.08.2026 1ч 17мин

  The paranormal pandemonium that had engulfed Braxton County in the summer of '52, was finally beginning to ebb. But this odyssey of the bizarre would never truly end and the legacy of the Flatwoods Incident is one that will likely endure for the ages.  The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #444: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 6: WTF is Going On? 27.07.2026 1ч 24мин

  In just over 24-hours, the sleepy hills of Braxton County were swept up in a tsunami of high strangeness from which it would never fully recover. In the midst of the chaos surrounding what many were beginning to believe was a full-scale alien invasion, a pair of intrepid paranormalists—one a globetrotting adventurer, the other a hometown hero—arrived at the scene and walked directly into the eye of this supernatural cyclone. Their investigation would become the stuff of legend, converting a fleeting news sensation into one of the most enduring, influential and significant UFO legends ever told. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #443: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 5: Bashful Billy & Co. 20.07.2026 1ч 25мин

  For the citizens of Braxton County, West Virginia, a surreal sequence of events would not only transform their once tranquil town into a whirring blender of metaphysical madness, but forever alter the landscape of modern ufology; resulting in the equivalent of ontological whiplash for those swept up in these reality-shattering events... Yet even for those left clinging to the frayed lashes of sanity, stranger things were still to come. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #442: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 4: All Hell Breaks Loose 13.07.2026 1ч 8мин

  Frightened, rattled and violently ill, a group of intrepid eyewitnesses managed to jump fences and hurtle down a steep slope in order to evade a perilously close encounter with one of the most bizarre beings on the books. But, despite their narrow escape, for most of this ill fated posse—not to mention the rest of Braxton County—the worst was yet to come. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #441: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 3: Enter The Green Monster 06.07.2026 1ч 14мин

  On the night of September 12th, 1952, eight eyewitnesses claimed to have had a run-in with a being so bizarre it not only left them in a state of shock but rocked Braxton County, West Virginia, to its very core. Though their encounter was brief, it set off a chain of events that would forever change this quintessentially quiet American town, leaving generations both frightened and fascinated by the existence of what locals refer to as: "The Green Monster." The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #440: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 2: The Invasion Begins 29.06.2026 1ч 23мин

  History books rarely mention it, but the summer of 1952 played host to one of the most alarming UAP flaps ever recorded. While most UFO buffs are familiar with the "Washington Invasion" of late July, few know of the September incursions that carried anomalous objects over some of America's most sensitive sites. The U.S. government viewed the events as an aerial intrusion by enemies unknown—the response was a stark order to USAF pilots: "Shoot them down!" The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #439: E.S.M.B. Swedish Space Cyclops And Friends: Minus Rob 22.06.2026 1ч 6мин

  Two bizarre encounters from rural Sweden: a retired farmer watches cone shaped cyclops like figures bounce across a foggy bog, while a teenage girl comes face-to-face with silent humanoids in silver suits searching through a moving freight train. Story Links:https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3066231590232097/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3041498436038746/  The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #438: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 1: Watch The Skies! 08.06.2026 58мин

  West Virginia plays home to some of the most bizarre beasts and eccentric entities ever put to paper, but even among its outlandish ilk, there's one that stands out from the rest: the Flatwoods Monster. For all that's been written about this mechanical goliath, the story most know is only a small part of the truth. When all the surviving accounts are stitched together, what emerges is something much stranger—and potentially far more terrifying—than most would dare to imagine. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #437: House Of The Inexplicables 25.05.2026 1ч 7мин

  Within the various schools of paranormal study there exist an array of biological anomalies so bizarre they strain the credulity of even the most ardent true believers. We're not talking about the kinds of creatures who startle random hikers or abduct late night stargazers; that's child's play. No, we're talking about truly bizarre beings that lurk in the inky darkness beyond the edge of the established unknown—a cadre of creatures so unique, so incomprehensible, that only one word can hope to encapsulate their existence: "Inexplicable". The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #436: Strange Saga Of Mrs. X 18.05.2026 1ч 2мин

  In the midst of the psychedelic 60's, a woman known only as Mrs. X had a series of increasingly outlandish encounters with objects and entities beyond reckoning. It is a case that forces us to wonder whether she was born with an innate gift… or the victim of a para-psychological curse. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #435: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 2: Abductions, Ghosts And Faceless Entities 11.05.2026 58мин

  A possible abduction attempt in Ontario.. missed only by a few inches and a listener is caught in back-to-back waves of high strangeness that doesn't fade… The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #434: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 43: The Cyclist, The Disk And The Mantis 04.05.2026 1ч 14мин

  A grinding metal whine, a cyclist moving too slow to exist, and a fear that drops in like it came from somewhere else. A black disk waits under the clouds… then lifts straight up and erases itself. Years later, it answers back..  The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #433: Florida Aquanaut Invasion 27.04.2026 1ч 18мин

  Starting in the mid-1960s, an array of anomalous, semi-aquatic oddities made a massive splash in and around the beaches, lakes and waterways of the already ocean locked Florida peninsula... Was this mini-incursion merely a chance for our marine brethren to explore terra firma? Or was this the Vanguard of an attack from the true ruler's of this waterlogged orb we call home: All hail the Aquanauts! The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook 
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  #432: Dark Destinations: Welcome To Hell 20.04.2026 1ч 23мин

  On this Earth there are extraordinary places; places that seem to defy logic; places so unique that its mere mention can make even the most cynical heart skip a beat. Stonehenge is one such place, and the events alleged to have occurred there in 1971 are nothing short of nightmare fuel… Our next stop on this horror-filled odyssey takes a terrified eyewitness from the bucolic backwaters of Down Under and drags her kicking and screaming into the darkest, depths of hell. The Cryptonaut Hotline:315-370-6853  The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com  Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Instagram - TikTok - YouTube- Twitter - Facebook