Chris vs. The People

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• 58: The Facebook Feud That Ruined My Family 23.06.2026 45min

  Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 57: Chris vs. Dillon Francis 16.06.2026 43min

  Chris welcomes Dillon Francis for a chaotic, hilarious episode that somehow covers DJ life, sobriety, music-making, dating on the road, and one truly unhinged Grammys story. The two get into career highs, social media lows, making heartfelt songs and absolute nonsense bangers, plus the weird reality of life in entertainment. It's funny, surprisingly honest, and full of the kind of side stories that spiral in the best way. It’s one of those episodes where you come for the laughs and leave weirdly inspired. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-dillon-161254709?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker 09.06.2026 49min

  Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 55: Chris vs. Kelly Cutrone 02.06.2026 1h 26min

  This week on Chris vs. The People, PR/media maven and reality TV icon Kelly Cutrone sits down with Chris for a conversation that goes absolutely everywhere. From the ruthless business logic behind joining The Hills to ghost encounters in the Hudson Valley, cannabis focus groups, and a fiery defense of Tyra Banks, Kelly holds nothing back, including a direct shot at America’s Next Top Model host Jay Manuel. She breaks down what's really wrong with the new generation of fashion commentary, what it actually takes to survive this industry, and shares a rock bottom story that will surprise everyone. By the end, you'll understand why she's been the secret weapon for some of the biggest names in fashion and built the career she has.🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 54: I Got Scammed Out of $3,000 on a Cruise 26.05.2026 44min

  Sun’s out, chaos out. Chris kicks off a summer themed episode with a caller whose spring break spirals into a cruise disaster, a fake-dog scam, and an infamous purple mermaid bikini. Next, a family trip to Thailand turns into multiple near-death moments involving parasailing gone wrong and a brutal sunburn saga. Finally, the last caller recounts a wild night out that escalates from rooftop pregame to a very memorable encounter at the club. Hit play for the juicy details, unfiltered laughs, and a few cautionary tales you’ll be quoting all week. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 53: We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip Club 19.05.2026 43min

  In this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 52: I Accidentally Hit My Mom With a Car 12.05.2026 1h 4min

  This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 51: My First Date Ended in the ER 05.05.2026 1h 5min

  This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 50: Chris vs. Joe Santagato 28.04.2026 1h 20min

  For the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 49: I Stole My Classmate's Pee to Pass a Drug Test 21.04.2026 55min

  This week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 48: I Slept With Both of My Bosses 14.04.2026 53min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 47: My Mom Pooped in a Cup (and Made Me Watch) 07.04.2026 54min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, the callers did NOT come to play. From a mother who made a very questionable decision during a blizzard to a family brawl that ended up in front of a judge, these dysfunctional family stories deliver exactly the chaos Chris lives for. A first communion party takes a humbling turn, and one caller shares a childhood outing that had all the makings of a Lifetime movie and somehow still ended with warm berry pancakes. Buckle up, because this episode goes places, and Chris's reactions make every single moment worth it. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155008136Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 46: He Cheated on Me with 28 Women 31.03.2026 1h 21min

  Dating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/he-cheated-on-me-154416310Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 45: My Brother Snorted Our Grandma's Ashes 24.03.2026 51min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, we're diving into spooky, paranormal, and death-adjacent stories…and they did not disappoint. One caller shares what happened at her grandmother's birthday celebration that nobody in her family will ever forget, and another reveals a summer hookup story with a coworker that takes a genuinely dark and disturbing turn. Then a wedding photographer recounts the night he was sent alone into a locked, pitch-black hallway of a famously haunted Long Island mansion and came out the other side with no memory of how the night ended, a mystery photo on his film camera, and a feeling he still can't shake months later. This one's not for the faint of heart. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153828846?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 44: The Amish Shut Down My High School Party 17.03.2026 1h 6min

  It may be March but we are going back to school in today’s episode of Chris vs. the People. This week's school stories might be the wildest batch yet. We've got barn parties, the Amish shutting down a high school rager, a Jon & Kate Plus 8 cameo in a viral TikTok, and a girl who accidentally got her ceramics teacher fired by catfishing him. Someone also broke their lady bits trying to impress a girl who thought she was dating Slenderman, and we close out with a school trip to Louisiana that ends in a minivan catastrophe nobody saw coming. Buckle up… this one goes places. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/KlemensWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153231427Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 43: I Hooked Up in My Teacher's Car During Class 10.03.2026 49min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, we're throwing it back to school days that prove everyone was absolutely unwell. First, a caller shares how she was held at harpoon point by a classmate whose bedroom walls were covered in red handprints. Then, we hear from someone who hooked up with a guy in their science teacher's car….while the guy was allegedly also hooking up with said teacher. Finally, we meet the chaos agent who got her librarian "retired" by teaching her to sashay down the hallway (resulting in broken bones) and got her Spanish teacher fired by lying to her parents about what actually happened. Plus, Chris shares his own trauma about getting cast as a gay dad in his high school musical and the time he hid a rotting peach in his desk that attracted an army of fruit flies. It's teenage disasters, questionable decisions, and proof that we were all way too young to be doing any of this. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow🛏️ Get some good sleep and take an extra 10% off sitewide https://GhostBed.com/klemens and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout🍃 Visit http://trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older.Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152700042Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 42: My Brother Set the Cross on Fire During Church... 24.02.2026 50min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into church and religious stories that prove Sunday service is never as quiet as it looks. First, a caller shares how her 10‑year‑old brother, acting as an altar server, nearly set the church on fire thanks to a giant paper‑mâché Easter decoration. Then, another caller walks us through her Pentecostal upbringing, her childhood crushes on two church brothers named Paul and Matt, and the full‑circle moment when one of them slid into her DMs years later… but with a classic Chris vs. the People twist. Finally, we hear about a sister‑in‑law who fast‑tracked from Facebook hookup to marriage, baby, intense Christianity, and full on “I can hear God” delusion, all while judging monks who are literally walking for peace. It’s religious guilt, pettiness, repression, and rage‑bait texting, all wrapped in one chaotic, cathartic episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151549464?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 41: I Caught My Ex Cheating...on Reddit 17.02.2026 52min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving headfirst into the world of cheating because apparently, no one knows how to act right. First, a caller is currently tangled up in an office situationship with a married coworker who’s got a wife, kids, and a very questionable cage situation. Then, we meet someone whose cousin slept with their uncle’s girlfriend…and got a little surprise for his trouble. Another caller catches her ex cheating by literally finding his Reddit search history asking if it’s wrong to leave someone for someone “hotter.” And finally, we wrap up with a family saga about two sisters: one takes the other in off the street, and the other repays her by sleeping with her husband. It’s messy, hilarious, and painfully on‑brand for the theme of cheating. Honestly, humanity might be doomed… but at least it’s entertaining. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🛏️ Get some good sleep and take an extra 10% off sitewide https://GhostBed.com/klemens and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout!🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151002763?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 40: My Bumble Date Tried Kidnapping Me 10.02.2026 1h 3min

  It’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a “double date” from hell that turns into a three‑month saga with a guy who shows wild videos and yells at paintings. Another barely escapes a Bumble date who tries to take her to a remote “family cabin” straight out of Dateline. Then, someone loses her straight‑sex virginity to a man who immediately vomits, and a final caller reveals a truly bizarre run‑in with a masked A‑list celebrity. Dating is terrifying, hilarious, and somehow still legal. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow!WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150413722?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
• 39: My Date Did Drugs with Prince 03.02.2026 1h 4min

  This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris kicks things off with a dose of cold medicine and chaos as callers bring some truly wild stories. First up, a listener exposes her dad’s jaw-dropping affair with his much younger employee…and the family drama that followed. Then, we head to remote Alaska for a threesome gone wrong involving coworkers, a tech bro, and a van-lifer with emotional baggage. Finally, we wrap things up with possibly the worst first date ever, which consists of a man who’s rude to waitresses, shows off unsolicited “pics,” and claims he did coke with Prince. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and a little too real. Just another day at Chris Versus the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.🍃 Visit trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older.WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/149848884?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)