Lexie

last tuesday, I was in prison 22.04.2026 29min

I was in prison last Tuesday, and before that I was at Coachella. Let me explain.→ Patreon Episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-nervous-156305113?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link→ Only Miracles Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onlymiraclesorg→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0cNscnBX → Instagram: @lexieOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

one wedding, 13 funerals 02.04.2026 41min

being happy and also unhappyHere’s my Amex referral link. Use it and we could both earn rewards if you are approved and get a Card. Check out offers and Card benefits. https://americanexpress.com/en-us/referral/delta-skymiles-reserve-american-express-card?ref=ALEXaLqqe2&XL=MIANS→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0cNscnBX → Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

i'm on a diet!! sue me!! 24.03.2026 35min

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Bane of my existence...→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

how to get what you want 12.03.2026 40min

and defining a "little treat"Episode MentionsSneakers: https://go.shopmy.us/p-46022967Boots: Donald J Pliner Tall Flat Pant Boots - Devi2 (try poshmark, ebay, and the real real)Chanel Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCKqS97hV98Gucci Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOi6Wz9KucwLV Men’s Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VSghNTL_pYJournal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com Classic Links→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

hi, i'm insecure and seeking validation! 06.03.2026 46min

ooop jealousy jealousy jealousyyyyy! → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Turning 30 25.02.2026 30min

I'm turning 30 and I'm ready to change → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

what happened to me... 17.02.2026 38min

oh hi → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

10 Dates in 30 Days 20.01.2026 19min

This month, I'm going on 10 Dates in 30 Days. They don't need to be 10 different people, just 10 unique dates. This challenge was inspired by Kenzie Elizabeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_K2HRxGls) as a way to flex my dating muscle and get comfortable with something I previously (and currently) found tedious and taxing. → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=decba52305024640 Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Swedish Death Cleaning 11.12.2025 27min

This week, we’re talking about Swedish Death Cleaning, the surprisingly tender Scandinavian practice of clearing out your belongings so your life (and your home) reflects who you are now. If you’re sentimental, overwhelmed by clutter, going through a transition, or just craving a fresh start, this episode will feel like a deep exhale. We talk about identity, letting go, ADHD and clutter, grief, and why releasing old things can help you step into your next chapter.Follow along:→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What'd I'd do if I had all the money in the world... ft. Morgan Siskind 27.11.2025 58min

Girl Talk - Skincare, Breakups Next Ex Boyfriends, US Politics, Rich Daydreams, and Strange Food Habits. Your Late-20s Survival GuideColoring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qRFollow along:→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e→ Co-hosted today by Morgan Siskind- https://www.instagram.com/morgansiskind/Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

how to give the perfect gift 14.11.2025 33min

how to give the perfect giftlipstick: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31041965 hand creme: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31041982 compact mirror: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042013 louise carmen: https://louisecarmen.compaper republic: https://www.paper-republic.com/en-us/products/grand-voyageur-leather-journalharness: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042141 convertible leash: https://shopsunnytails.com/products/ember-black-4-in-1-convertible-hands-free-cloud-dog-leashdog onsie: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042288angel moon striped capris: https://www.shopangelmoon.com/collections/sets/products/mia-capriangel moon striped top: https://www.shopangelmoon.com/collections/tops/products/charcoal-stripe-ari-toptank air studio tank: https://tankair.com/collections/topstank air halter: https://tankair.com/products/half-moon-halter-milkLola Blankets: https://go.shopmy.us/p-31042322 Follow along:→ Instagram: @lexie→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

How to Not Your Hate Life When the Sun Sets at 5pm 30.10.2025 39min

When daylight saving happens, I freak out. This is my plan to stay afloat. I also touch on these in the Q&A:Topics:• Budgeting tips when you feel pressure to say yes to every invite• Gift ideas for anti-consumerist friends• Whether I’ve ever questioned my faith💌 Join the community on Patreon for extended ad-free episodes, deeper stories, and seasonal guides.📲 Follow along:→ Instagram: @lexie→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

My Fall Starter Pack 17.10.2025 34min

My Fall / Autumn Starter Pack, as someone doesn't historically love this time of year→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee→ Coloring Book: https://amzn.to/46IPSmIOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

New Job + Life Update + Deep Q&A 02.10.2025 41min

life update, new job + how to not overconsume, how to show up for yourself, and halloween costumes ideas→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexiee→ Coloring Book: https://amzn.to/46IPSmI→ Youtube Vlog: https://youtu.be/8v0LJFj5y20?si=ZGz7t0vLhysn_Sf3→ Halloween Costume Ideas: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOefiX6ki_-/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==→ Cleo (Boutique): https://www.instagram.com/cleohaze?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Learn to Chew Faster 19.09.2025 35min

This week I unpack the mantra “bite off more than you can chew, then learn to chew faster.” Between weekly vlogs and pods, launching a coloring book, working a boutique job, joining a writers group, and showing up for women’s rights, I get honest about why I need structure and community, and how mind-mapping my passions (and dislikes) is helping me find a clearer North Star: storytelling. If you’re doing “everything” and still craving direction, this one’s for you.→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What I’m Wearing, Eating, Reading & Talking About 14.08.2025 50min

A full catch-up from New York. What I’m wearing, eating, reading, and thinking about lately. From my latest shoe obsessions and a Brooklyn restaurant you need to try, to Planned Parenthood defunding, the book I can’t put down. Plus, Q&A on everything from feeling hot in your 20s to the best skincare, and getting over a situationship.Episode Mentions:Coloring Book: https://amzn.to/4fGVIcmDigital Coloring Book: https://bit.ly/4mfXqDR Doc Marten Boots: https://www.drmartens.com/us/en/anistone-hi-leather-biker-boots-dark-brown/p/31901201?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22738538589&gbraid=0AAAAAo4wykexqWzOLKWr_GOfaW-A1-_vY&gclid=CjwKCAjwkvbEBhApEiwAKUz6-43B53suuGFFUWDMcYRfT45EEhTR99Jmx1_qNP90vs8XDPbkpsmcTBoCUasQAvD_BwERepettos: https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/repetto/black-camille-ballet-heels/18460961?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21719062529&gbraid=0AAAAAD9ouUuOAYrJZ_ao6QybV5fKpA1dD&gclid=CjwKCAjwkvbEBhApEiwAKUz6-9AkGzsayw7Rn3zMFGwSgWcvshIbUtk50Srux4fExvujjf0ixVtpZRoCSbAQAvD_BwEPuma Jorts: https://go.shopmy.us/p-23038871Booty Shorts: https://www.pacsun.com/john-galt/navy-marcie-sweat-shorts-0842601600205.html?srsltid=AfmBOooKCjNV2cerqGyfMLlgSwGgHMWsIBqvSaiZTDzVxBqaC-417-KURed Mini Skirt: https://www.revolve.com/mobile/guizio-micro-mini-stretch-skirt-in-red/dp/DGUI-WQ75/?d=F&currency=USD&countrycode=US&deeplink=true&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=PMax%3A+Product+Listing+Ads+-+PLA+-++Smart+Shopping_All+Products&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20288279026&gbraid=0AAAAAD9qhJjqSar92nZ1GcEx0ks4tTQ1p&gclid=CjwKCAjwkvbEBhApEiwAKUz6-5PlLmoYh3V_4yPZsrc5YKFkAAK-IEuHbKVKs1L5evlnyHZTKUIAQBoC_U8QAvD_BwE&size=S&product=DGUI-WQ75Black Mini Skirt: https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/clothing/skirts/maryam-nassir-zadeh-mini-skirt-q9ksuTank Air: https://tankair.com/products/studio-tank-cobalt-blueRestaurant: Greenpoint Lobster & Fish Co.Didion and Babitz: https://amzn.to/4mBJNPcLibrary App with Kindle Download Option: Libby AppFind me:→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

how I got my spark back 04.08.2025 40min

Even happy girls get the blues→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

For the Inner Circle Only 💌 26.07.2025 16min

A Mini Catch-Up for the Real Ones→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

when youre doing everything right, but still lost 16.07.2025 35min

The videos I love aren’t performing, the brand deals are slowing down, and for the first time in a while, I’m wondering… is it time for a career change?In this episode, I open up about creative burnout, resistance to becoming a “performer,” the state of the internet, and my conflicted feelings about money, selling, and meaning. I talk about new jobs, parasocial crushes, coloring books, Love Island, and trying to stay soft in a hard world.If you’ve ever felt proud of your work but still disappointed in how things are going, this one’s for you.→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

how to quit doomscrolling 03.07.2025 47min

it's a bad habit. knock it off→ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free podcast episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://bit.ly/4hxpqQg→ Substack: https://substack.com/@lexieeOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy