The Montoyas

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• Chat GPT Exposes Tayla 10.06.2026 47นาที

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Marcelo has never been shy about his dislike of Tayla being glued to her phone, and this week he finally gets some answers. After discovering most of her screen time is spent firing an endless stream of questions at ChatGPT, Marcelo asks the question we're all thinking: "What are the most outrageous things you've ever asked ChatGPT?" Tayla bravely opens the vault, but would you be willing to share your search history with the world?Meanwhile, Tayla joins the 5am gym crowd and quickly finds herself in a very unexpected situation. While struggling through a workout, a friendly stranger offers to oil one of the machines to make it run smoother. Assuming he'd wandered over from the maintenance team, Tayla gladly accepts the help… only to discover he's actually just a local gym hero, quietly roaming the floor helping those in need with a can of WD-40. A true man of the people!Plus, we may have received one of the greatest calls ever on the Ass Leaker Hotline. In the middle of a truly unfortunate situation, one listener decided this was exactly the place to share their story — and we're very grateful they did.If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au
• We've Been Scammed 03.06.2026 1ชม. 5นาที

  Thank you to everyone who has joined our Patreon, we’ve just hit a massive milestone of 1,000 subscribers!! In today’s episode the Montoyas are drawing out three lucky “ass leakers” who will get to sit in on a recording soon, well…when we can finally nail down Marcelo's schedule. The Montoyas are truly grateful for every “multi tasker” and “ass leaker” who supports the show! We have big plans for 2026 so keep and eye out on more announcements coming your way.Tayla woke up on the wrong side of the bed, we all know how that feels! Marcelo started with good intentions and decided to clean Tayla’s car. Unfortunately the clean freak in him couldn’t ignore the chaos he found inside, Louie the sausage dog had vomited and the twins' snacks were littered all over the place. Instead of using his better judgment and ignoring the situation, Marcelo confronted Tayla… I’m sure you can guess her response!Just like your aunty on Facebook marketplace, the Montoyas have been scammed! There’s a fake Facebook page “TheMontoyas291” with a bigger audience than the real page, how does that even happen!? The page has been reported as being fake but we need your help, please report it on Facebook and if you don’t already follow the real page help us out! If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au
• Up The Blues 27.05.2026 53นาที

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Plus if you hang around to the end if we have a special announcement for once we hit 1k followersMarcelo shares who he’s supporting in the State of Origin, the NSW Blues. He even has a team shirt and a special match worn jersey from Mitch Barnett himself hung in the background. In the process of sharing his love for the team, Tayla discovers she has a new ick…Luke Lombardi’s appearance on the show last week has ruffled some serious feathers in the Lombardi household! Sue wants a second chance and has been preparing her show notes…the problem is Tayla and Marcelo aren’t sure, they thought Sue wasn’t being her “true authentic self” last time. In comes Tayla’s father, Ange, he’s also vying for a slot on the show to share his truth. Stay tuned to find out who the Montoyas have confirmed as the next family guest! After playing again in the Bulldogs last week, Marcelo’s body had a few aches and pains and he needed some good old Fijian treatment. His mum Litiana, came through to save the day. Her treatment this time was a very creative solution involving a trip to Fiji and holy water!?If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au
• Childhood Trauma with Luke Lombardi 20.05.2026 1ชม.

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!The Montoyas welcome their third guest to the show, Tayla’s brother, Luke Lombardi! Luke has been trying to score this slot for months, he was upset Sue got invited before him and gave Tayla a piece of his mind. Tayla keeps the vibes tense by bringing up some good old childhood trauma, get your popcorn ready!Tayla is blindsided when Marcelo shares a story she never thought would see the light of day. It follows a common theme, toilets. As a result, Tayla and Marcelo agree to clear stories with each other before bringing them to the podcast…where’s the fun in that! Time will tell…Tayla shares her dislike of PDA, she recently was subjected to it at the gym of all places! A young couple who maybe had nowhere else to go, were condoodling across from her in some very intimate positions that didn’t leave much to the imagination! If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au
• The Nose Job Verdict 13.05.2026 51นาที

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!The Montoyas take a trip to the pricy Syndry suburb of Double Bay for a very important consultation. Tayla’s nose job. They quickly feel out priced when they notice the extravagant memorabilia on the wall of the surgeons office. They’re in too deep and need an exist strategy! Marcelo comes to the rescue and saves the team from a potential $38k commitment!! Marcelo hardly drives Tayla’s car, last week he did and noticed her car key was looking worse for wear. Deciding to take the high road, he doesn’t bring it up. Only for Tayla to accuse him of breaking it that very same night!? The audacity!Tayla shares a story from back when they lived in New Zealand. They needed to find a new rental and end up taking a tour of a strangers house thinking it was their open home appointment. Only to discover they had been mistaken for Facebook marketplace buyers…
• Undies For Mothers Day 06.05.2026 50นาที

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Both Tayla and Marcelo’s mum, Litiana, have been using Dr Instagram for their health advice. They were both influenced to take turmeric for its health benefits, little did they know, an unintended consequence of taking too much turmeric is, you guessed it… diarrhea. We’ll let you be the judge of who did and didn’t make it to the toilet on time!  Mothers Day is fast approaching, the Montoyas reflect on the gifts they have given to their mums over the years. Unfortunately they both learn a hard truth, neither Litiana or Sue have particularly enjoyed or even liked the gifts they had received!? Is this a right of passage for any parent, or will the Montoyas change the narrative for their family?Tayla has been taking Louie the sausage dog out on more walks in an effort to help her mental health. On a recent walk around their neighbourhood a poodle came to say hello,  Louie being the big, strong, intimidating dog he thinks he is, goes into full family protection mode… ending in embarrassment and regret for Tayla. If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au
• Migraines, Sleepovers & A Haunted House 29.04.2026 1ชม. 2นาที

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Tayla has been struggling with migraines lately, she’s seen the doctor three times and even went to a therapist. With no relief in sight, Marcelo's mum Litana offers to help by looking after the twins and stays the night. From the moment she walked into the house she felt bad vibes, the vibes must have been strong, she claims she woke up with a headache! Who’s got the sage??Tayla's inner cheapskate comes out again, she shares a story about a NYE holiday in Thailand. Of course she had to book the cheapest accommodation, keeping with the bad vibes theme, it was right next to a cemetery! Tayla ended up having a crazy episode of sleep paralysis, lucky Marcelo was there to save her.A great DM came in from an audience member asking about Tayla and Marcelo’s most embarrassing moments when meeting the in-laws. Tayla shares how Marcelo taught her a Fijian word, that she innocently used it in conversation. Can we guess where this is going? You guessed it, a Fijian telling off was in store for Marcelo.If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.auDownload SAILY in your app store and use our code montoyas at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/montoyas
• Marcelo Lost His Wedding Ring 22.04.2026 1ชม. 10นาที

  *Join our Patreon*Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers listen out in this weeks episode you've now got access to your own hotline to leave messages to the guys.Marcelo has something to confess this week...after multiple close calls he's finally gone and done it, he lost his wedding ring!! The Montoya's attempt to retrace his steps and find it, all they find is disappointment and denial. One of them accepts it's gone, the other just can't, any guesses? Tayla had a revelation this week after watching a Jay Shetty podcast about ADHD, she took the online test and unofficial diagnosis is in, she has ADHD!? Marcello doesn't buy it obviously, but as Tayla outlines the common traits, the similarities are too crazy to ignore. The Tayla has an impromptu visit from Tayla's Nona that leads to a story about what it's like living in a nursing home. Nona drops a bombshell, one of her friends remarries a fellow nursing home resident and didn't tell her family!! Tayla turns to Reddit and finds out more than she bargained for, promiscuity in nursing homes is off the charts! If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.auUpNxt | Grab your Nancy Ajram tickets here: https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=NAJAM26 or use the QR code on screen
• Nose Jobs For Everyone Featuring Susan Lombardi 15.04.2026 1ชม. 11นาที

  The Montoyas welcome their second guest… You’ve been asking for her and she's finally here, it’s Tayla’s mum, Susan Lombardi! She came prepared and is ready to settle things once and for all, you don’t want to miss this. Tayla finally steals a moment to scroll social media uninterrupted by the twins, in the one room of the house where closing the door should be a given, you guessed it, the toilet. Her scroll time is rudely interrupted by a call from Marcelo, the mute button was used and fibs were told.Tayla has had her long anticipated appointment with an ear, nose & throat specialist. Does she find out why it always sounds like her nose is blocked, why no matter how long she sleeps she’s always tired? Does she need surgery, could squeeze in a 2for1 deal? If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.auUpNxt | Grab your Nancy Ajram tickets here: https://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=NAJAM26 or use the QR code on screen
• The Defamation of Tayla Montoya 08.04.2026 48นาที

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers.Marcelo's mum Litiana joins the Lombardi family for Easter and has a front row seat to Tayla’s Nonno sharing his expert injury analysis of the NRL easter game. Out with the Pannatonne, a new Italian fruit bread is in town, have you tried the easter specialty Colomba?Tayla overhears Marcelo ordering a “Montoya wrap” from the local cafe…turns out he has a special off menu item especially for him, what in the diva! He needs extra, extra protein, 3 eggs, halloumi and bacon. The cafe is used to his diva behaviour but Tayla is understandably shocked and embarrassed. In this week's Blue Wealth Property segment we learn the Montoyas were invested in a viral Chris Brown clip of him necking on a married woman! Tayla poses a hypothetical question to Marcelo, what would he do if his dream of being on stage with Mariah Carey came true?If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.auUpNxt | Grab your Nancy Ajram tickets here: ⁠https://bit.ly/40PT65n
• The Race We've All Been Waiting For 01.04.2026 1ชม. 5นาที

  *Join our Pateron*Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers.The time has finally come. In an amazing feat of endurance and athleticism, Tayla has…drum roll please…completed her bronco! We know you’ve been dying to know her final time, check out the full video on our YouTube this Friday.Tayla and her mum Sue take the twins for a follow up pediatrician appointment, the wait time tips them over the edge. The doctors office didn’t know what was coming, disagreements were had, accusations flew and tensions were high!We have a new segment this week, bought to you by Blue Wealth Property. Find out what the Montoyas invested in this week, we promise it’s not what you think! Tayla learns a leopard can change its spots, Marcelo confesses he does like reality TV! Below deck fans we have a new member! If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.auUpNxt | Grab your Nancy Ajram tickets here: https://bit.ly/40PT65nAlso download SAILY in your app store and use our code montoyas at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https:saily.com/montoyas
• Is Tayla A Karen? Featuring Albert Montoya 25.03.2026 1ชม.

  *Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. link here:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheMontoyasPodcastTayla tries hypnotherapy for the first time in the hopes of understanding some of her fight or flight feelings and habits after having the twins. Marcelo responds to this vulnerable confession by attacking the use of postpartum as an excuse! Not warranted, team Tayla unite! Tayla prepares for her upcoming bronko. The countdown is on, get your bets in, she’s aiming for 8mins or less. Marcelo shares his advice to get through the tough laps, “don’t be a little bitch”.Tayla shares her dramatic actions after finding a car parked across their driveway, is calling the police too far or justified? Is Tayla a Karen or is it just postpartum? Introducing Marcelo’s brother Albie for the first time! Tune in for some random stories, too many f bombs and unapproved shout outs! Catch his extended interview on our Patreon.
• MAFS, Mormons & Mum Rage 18.03.2026 58นาที

  **Join our Patreon** Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. link here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheMontoyasPodcastMarcelo has dinner at Tayla’s grandparents house without her, out of politeness he watches MAFS. The grandparents have lots of opinions, Marcelo hates it obviously, but also claims “I don’t care”.Tayla has yet another parking altercation, the audacity of some people! She’s in a pressure cooker situation trying to load the twins, two “elderly citizens”, 6 suitcases, two cots and a double pram at the airport! Marcelo learns about some of Talyor & Dakota drama from SLOMW, Tayla asks the all important question: if you’re sworn to secrecy by your mates, do you tell your other half anyway?
• Men Vs The Kardashian Curse 11.03.2026 48นาที

  *Important announcement* We’re launching PATREON!! Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive for less than a coffee a week! https://patreon.com/TheMontoyasPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkThe Montoyas are back home in Australia, tune in for more stories from their trip to Las Vegas.Marcelo was pantsed on live TV during his NRL game, Tayla questions why he wasn’t wearing any underwear… the conversation moves to manscaping tips, to manzilian or not? Tayla, the twins and her parents all share a hotel room in LA at the end of their trip. Tayla’s mum Sue makes a confession about the twins white noise machine, is it really a portal to the spirit world?! Tayla explains the Kardashian curse to Marcelo, it quickly turns into a heated debate. Tayla explains the downfall of each Kardashian boyfriend and husband, proving it was their own doing not a stupid “curse”.
• Viva Las Vegas 04.03.2026 43นาที

  Tune in for a special episode direct from Las Vegas! The twins didn’t handle the international flight very well… it’s a full circle moment for Tayla catching the side eye from fellow passengers.Marcelo struggles without his green tea! Casinos everywhere but not a kettle in sight. The cost of food in Vegas hits home, who can afford to eat three times a day here?! Tayla, her parents and the twins are staying at a seperate hotel to Marcelo. Their more budget friendly choice comes with a complimentary fire alarm test, unauthorised access to their room and an out of service pool…Special shout out to all the Bulldogs fans who came to Las Vegas to support Marcello and his team! Bonus shoutout to the fans who just wanted to meet Tayla over her famous NRL player husband.
• Confessions of a Fraudulent WAG: Fake Bags & No Diapers 25.02.2026 48นาที

  Tayla’s invited wedding dress shopping with a friend, the twins tag along for the girls day out. A couple of issues arise, mostly all Tayla’s fault if we’re being honest. Tune in for a scene straight out of the movie Bridesmaids! The Montoyas imagine an alternate universe where a freshly divorced Tayla joins Married at First Sight. Marcelo takes the opportunity to launch his own podcast, the main topic? Exposing Tayla’s embellishments on the show! We would watch that!Tayla exposes herself again for the cheapskate she is. This time a confession on designer bags, why pay full price when there’s a perfectly good replica online or in Bali… This week’s audience question is a juicy one, Botox. Should you tell your partner or go ahead anyway? The Montoya’s are on the same page for once.
• Our Neighbours Are Growing WHAT!? + The Olive Oil Diet Chaos 18.02.2026 48นาที

  Marcelo’s aunty is visiting from Fiji, together with his mum Litiana, they have been experimenting with a health trend, daily shots of olive oil. While baby sitting the twins, an unintended consequence is the Montoyas downstairs toilet rule is broken! Tayla’s mum Sue is obsessed the influx of electric bikes in her neighbourhood, she thinks they are dangerous, that the kids ride them too fast and that they are too loud! Tayla tries to introduce her to the “let them” theory, let’s just say it doesn’t go as planned. Tayla shares a surprising confession, she's considering another child! Marcelo spreads the news to family and friends like wildfire. While Marcelo is busy thinking about finances and logistics, Tayla is thinking about the tender moments she could experience.Download SAILY in your app store and use our code montoyas at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/montoyas'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• Badly Behaved Men 11.02.2026 1ชม. 2นาที

  Valentine’s Day is coming up, sounds like perfect timing for a marital confrontation…Tayla wants to know why Marcelo won’t celebrate the day anymore?!Marcelo shares something that really disgusted him this week, he discovered Tayla doesn’t wear socks to the gym. All through her hate of sockettes, which surprisingly Marcelo is a huge fan of.Tayla shares a video she received from a beautiful listener, “What to say to your wife during labour”. The conversation brings back memories and we learn more about what happens when the twins were born. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code montoyas at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/montoyas' My Adult Warehouse: https://myadultwarehouse.com.au/?srsltid=AfmBOoo1Bqzbz8VFihoXLxxCbDHdPiykI3nImM68j5xrlaS_VDB5QeFo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• 48 Hours Of Silence 04.02.2026 49นาที

  Tayla had the day from hell, that just kept getting worse! Luckily along came her knight in shining armour, Marcelo… who are we kidding he was one of the culprits!   Later this Lombardis and Tayla and heading to Vegas for the NRL opening weekend. The family dogs, Ralphie and Louie will be looked after by dog sitters, but after hearing the bizarre list instructions there’s doubt if they even show up! At a family dinner, Tayla learns her uncle friend is being catfished and not for the first time! It’s safe to say the family didn’t let him off lightly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
• New Year Same Old Montoyas 28.01.2026 50นาที

  Welcome back, it’s the first episode of 2026!  The Montoyas reflect on last year as podcasters, good vibes and good advice only for 2026. The twins have developed a new habit of hair pulling, the Montoyas parenting response might surprise you… Marcello makes a bad first impression at the new podcast studio, that poor cleaning lady… we promise not every episode will have a poop story, but this one has a few bombs to share! Tayla takes a trip to New Zealand, but before she can leave the house Marcello asks what he should feed the twins each day she’s away…can a girl catch a break!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.