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  [Unlocked] Opera & Sherry #1! 29.09.2026 1sa 9dk

  It's the 5th Tuesday of the month, so you know what that means...releasing bonus content out from behind the paywall!!! *Airhorn* *Airhorn* Tell your friends, Rude Tales done did Frasier. For this PATREON GAME OF THE MONTH, Branson invites Ali, Joe, and Tim to the ancient land of Seattle where three urban snobs, one president of the wine club, and one incredible restaurant taunt you into listening to opera. More opera than you can possibly imagine.
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  [Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry #2 22.09.2026 8dk

  Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Seattle...
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  This Is Bus 15.09.2026 53dk

  With the strange of events of the Long Weekend behind them, our heroes can finally get back to what's really important: their studies! How is Scooter's Honors History project going, anyways? Wait? What do you mean? It's not going to be a just a regular, uneventful day at school? It's going to be *gulp* a field trip?? Oh boy....
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  Intro to Botany 01.09.2026 53dk

  While Mikey, Briley, and Scooter would love to get back to the Carton Family Brunch, they instead are confronted by mild-mannered Diner employee Giles Waiterman, who has some surprising revelations to share. You mean to tell me this Oxford-educated British man who waits tables in a diner outside Columbus, Ohio and has a particular interest in our heroes may be more than he appears?!? Now I've heard everything! Except for this podcast! *Presses Play*
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  [Patreon Preview] Lassos & Cowpokes! 25.08.2026 8dk

  The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly? More like the Rude, the Tales, of the Magic! Saddle up, pardners, for the rootinest, tootinest, podcastinest bonus content this side of the Rio Grand!
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  In the Gust of Snakes 18.08.2026 47dk

  How many snakes must a teen absorb Before you call her a Beast? How many snakes must her friends fight off? Before she tries to eat them? The answer, my friend, is gustin' in the snakes The answer is gustin' in the snakes
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  Long Weekend 04.08.2026 1sa 3dk

  Our heroes have finally accepted their roles as, well, heroes! Hope just as this happens, shocking revelations about their powers don't threaten to tear them apart!! I'm a guy who hates compelling narratives!
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  [Patreon Preview] Scyllas & Charybdises! 31.07.2026 8dk

  The Podcasting Gods have come down from Mount Podlympus and taken the shape of swans to bestow upon you this bonus game. Enjoy, mortals! What wisdom, your Gods must have, to record a podcast so timely!
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  Heroes Don't Suck 21.07.2026 52dk

  The Chess Club would hate it if you listened to this episode. Unless...that's one of their deft gambits, tricking you into listening to the episode??
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  What Will Happen At The Sophomore Assembly? 07.07.2026 1sa 9dk

  The Sophomore Assembly has long been shrouded in mystery? What exactly happens when the doors of the auditorium close? No one will say. But our heroes are about to find out. And so will you, if you just hit 'play' on your podcast app of your choosing! Go ahead, do it!
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  [Patreon Preview] Rodents and Chivalry #2! DM'ed by Branson! 30.06.2026 10dk

  As a June with 5 Tuesdays, we simply had no choice but to share with our beloved listeners (you) a second Patreon Game of the Month! Your cup overfloweth! And this time? It's filled with Elderberry Cordial! Following our legendary, original Rodents & Chivalry game, Branson boldly takes the DM chair and presents his own adventure in a mouse-filled alley. Join, Ali, Tim, and Joe in this thrilling preview of RODENTS AND CHIVALRY 2!
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  Gulp 23.06.2026 1sa 1dk

  Some things are hard to swallow.
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  Soup Du Jour 09.06.2026 50dk

  Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow!
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  [Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas! 02.06.2026 11dk

  RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS SUBSCRIBE FOR THE FULL EP- THIS A PREVIEW!
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  Auditions 26.05.2026 1sa 2dk

  Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy!
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  Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La! 12.05.2026 1sa

  Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what is still open this late?
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  [Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson! 05.05.2026 10dk

  Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
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  Something Amazing 28.04.2026 1sa

  Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calendar day of the school year. How could so much happen in such a short time? That's youth I guess. But what if, at this late hour, something new happened. Something...Amazing?? PLUS: What is Twist McCallum shoveling?
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  Text Education 14.04.2026 53dk

  Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basement to debrief. Hopefully more trouble won't find them there...
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  [Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed by Branson! 07.04.2026 8dk

  Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!