Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

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  White Parents vs. Brown Parents - Ep. #12 14.09.2026 58dk

  Today Usama and Dylan talk why you should always shower alone, the worst customs agents to get, the top 3 most beautiful Indian names, and viral TikTok dessert places. Plus the guys give advice about how to deal with parents pushing marriage and how many dogs is too many dogs. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 [email protected] 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  In defense of the smirk emoji 😏 - Ep. #11 08.09.2026 1sa 5dk

  Today Usama and Dylan talk about the YouTube comments regarding our socks, why coffee dates are elite, Usama's defense of the smirk emoji (😏), and how men need more whimsy in their texting. Plus the guys help a listener who doesn't feel seen by their husband and give advice to a guy who is a little below average.ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 [email protected] 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  Usama Shows FEET 🥴 - Ep. #10 25.08.2026 1sa 2dk

  Today Usama and Dylan talk about their recent weekend performing in Milwaukee, the best gay songs, how to get on a game show, and dealing with breaches of NYC etiquette. Plus Usama address the concerns about his white tube socks. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 [email protected] 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsupLinks:Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/usama-and-dylan-save-yourApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/usama-and-dylan-save-your-life/id6793253085Youtube: https://youtu.be/Plnj9ziGvD8
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  Agamemnon Aura in 4D - Ep. #9 10.08.2026 1sa 1dk

  This week, we talk people watching The Odyssey in 4D, why every guy wants to be Agamemnon, and a series of listener questions that get progressively more complicated. We discuss when you’re allowed to ask for a hug after a fight, how to stop being a b*tch without losing your integrity, and why sometimes the best advice to get out of something is to lie. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 [email protected] 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  A Stud Stole Usama's GF - Ep. #8 03.08.2026 1sa 4dk

  Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! Today they discuss when Usama's gf was stolen from him, how to force your toddler to become a pro soccer player, and the best ways to spot an authentic Chinese restaurant in NYC. Plus they have a follow up on listener Alicia’s hinge profile and read the craziest advice they’ve ever gotten. We hope we help your silly little life! ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 [email protected] 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  All Girls Have IBS & Confronting a Cheating Stepdad - Ep. #7 28.07.2026 1sa

  Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life. Today a listener follows up about confronting her cheating stepdad, Dylan makes his nephew cry, and Usama tells the story of yelling at his ex's cousin as a joke that bombed. Plus we also talk about laughing at patients in the ER out of awkwardness, a listener figuring out how to deal with seeing estranged family at a wedding, and discover that 2/3 of people with IBS are women. As always, we are not qualified for any of this. We hope we help your silly little life. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧 [email protected] 📧Follow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  Cucked by Erling Haaland & Breaking A Chipotle Addiction - Ep. #6 21.07.2026 54dk

  What's up everyone, welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The advice show that makes your silly little life better. Today Usama and Dylan are talking Erling Haaland's recent taxidermy Raccoon purchase, ending a chipotle addiction, Usama's obsession with Suga Momma from the proud family, and how to make hooking up with a girl Halal. Plus we go over listener Alicia's hinge!Send advice/screenshots of your hinge profiles to: [email protected] text/call: 347-566-9741
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  Usama Dated Dylan's Dad - Ep. #5 14.07.2026 52dk

  Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sweet sad little life. Today the boys are in their new studio (Dylan's apartment) and they're talking about how to not snooze your alarm, what to do if you can't afford your British lawyer exam, how to pronounce French words correctly, and Usama's breakfast IHOP date with Dylan's dad. Plus they go over listener Breana's hinge and help a listener deal with their cheating step father.Remember to send your advice questions to: [email protected] Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  How to make new friends as an immigrant - Ep. #4 07.07.2026 54dk

  Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sad little life. Today we are talking bout The Pitt season 2, Leonardo DiCaprio's dating lore, how to make friends when emigrating from India, and what to do as a single mom when your kid leaves the house.Send submissions to: [email protected] Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamastandsup
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  The Greek Hot Guy - Ep. #3 01.07.2026 54dk

  What's up everyone. Today we finish Lydia's hinge, talk about how you'll never be The Greek Hot Guy in Mykonos, and help a listener with a question about traditional gender roles in long distance dating. Send your submissions to: [email protected]
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  You Like My Shorts? - Ep. #2 16.06.2026 36dk

  Usama and Dylan reminisce about their trip to Saudi Arabia, help a listener with some dating advice, and improve a hinge profile. Email advice questions and screen grabs of your hinge profile to: [email protected]
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  Episode #1 16.06.2026 40dk

  Comedians Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino are best boys who want to save your life!!!Goofy stories, life advice, and dating profile critiques. It's fun af, come through.Will be weekly once we get everything up and running, love y'all!