The Horror Virgin

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  440 - Obsession 20.07.2026 2h 7min

  “It’s kind of like an incel found a monkey’s paw.”This week’s scariest movie is... Obsession. This film has everything: Cinderblock cockblocking, post-traumatic stress dinners, And white-picket-fence lives built on questionably enchanted chemistry. If you love Calvin Klein horror fragrances, music-store staffing conspiracies, and Canadian Fruitopia dealers, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Obsession? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin on Facebook and Instagram, or @HorrorVirginPod on Twitter.Up Next: Backrooms See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  439 - Hell House LLC 2 13.07.2026 1h 16min

  “It’s clearly haunted. You dodged a bullet. Don’t chase that bullet down.”This week’s scariest movie is... Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel. This film has everything: hotel-fucking ghost hunters, rocket-scientist sex magic, And selectively enforced body-cam rules. If you love drop-ceiling gallows, Go Fish jam bands, and arguments held safely outside, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Obsession See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  438 - Independence Day 06.07.2026 1h 56min

  “Alien King George can go fuck yourself.”This week's scariest movie is... Independence Day. This film has everything: Fruitopia Breakthroughs, Dolphin Wives, And a movie so good there is No Way it's a Michael Bay Film. If you love 90s smoke shows, holy pigeon plot logic, and alien ship nipples, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Independence Day? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Hell House LLC II: The Aberdeen Hotel See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  437 - Mars Attacks! 29.06.2026 1h 21min

  “We are not going to win against people who smoke nukes.”This week's scariest movie is... Mars Attacks! This film has everything: aggressive Martian accents, capitalist bike baskets, And cape-couture command structures. If you love failed cow barbecues, fully glazed donut prophets, and trickle-down chandeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mars Attacks!? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Independence Day See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  436 - Apollo 18 22.06.2026 1h 10min

  “Rocks are only hard if you're touching them.” This week's scariest movie is... Apollo 18. This film has everything: B-52 moon crabs, "landliens", And Lennart Ruth’s space steakhouse. If you love Party City strobe lights, moon-cavern Nazis, and cameras with first names, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Apollo 18? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod Twitter Up Next: Mars Attacks! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  435 - Life 15.06.2026 1h 23min

  “This is 40 minutes of story in a two hour bag.”This week’s scariest movie is... Life. This film has everything: terribly timed funerals, aliens in trucker hats, And a starfish Borg. If you love space claw machines, Goodnight Moon emergencies, and quadrupedal animal debates, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Life? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Apollo 18 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  434 - No One Will Save You 08.06.2026 2h 3min

  “Have you heard the good news about Space Pope?"This week’s scariest movie is... No One Will Save You. This film has everything: nine-hat endings, tall gray nerds, And Raccoon and Fat Squirrel chaos. If you love memory noodles, miniature-town murder weapons, and UFOs with Cheesecake Factory menu vision, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on No One Will Save You? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Life (2017) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  433 - Alien: Resurrection 01.06.2026 1h 54min

  "This sets up that the alien universe has a space Pope."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Alien Resurrection. This film has everything: space’s least safe weapons program. Vengeful raccoon xenomorphs. And lava being asked to do ice’s job. If you love loose hybrids, Space Pope theology, and science that loses a fight with basic temperature, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Alien Resurrection? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod Twitter.Up Next: No One Will Save You (2023) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  432 - Mother! 25.05.2026 1h 25min

  “Worst Danzig biopic ever.”This week’s scariest movie is... Mother! This film has everything: Another, another testament of Jesus Christ, Monkey Ghosts, And an anti-Jesus TED Talk. If you love Sunday School pamphlet subtlety, Sherwin-Williams therapy sessions, and Garden of Eden doorknob murders, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mother!? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Alien: Resurrection See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  431 - Constantine 18.05.2026 1h 48min

  "Battlefield Earth for Christians.”This week’s scariest movie is... Constantine. This film has everything: the would-be Nick Fury of the Christian Expanded Universe, John Constantine the Baptist, And your parents’ smug satisfaction. If you love holy brass knuckles, kitty-powered trips to hell, and fake relics with real confidence, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Constantine? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Mother! (2017) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  430 - Exhuma 11.05.2026 1h 25min

  “Did you just read me a recipe for snake oil?”This week's scariest movie is... Exhuma. This film has everything: three foxes in a trench coat, Pavlov’s chicken, And a demon so powerful even an atheist won’t open the coffin. If you love salt-smashing rituals, sweet-fish, and dirt sommeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Exhuma? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Constantine See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  429 - Saint Maud 04.05.2026 1h 39min

  “She’s got those like, have you heard the good news eyes.”This week’s scariest movie is... Saint Maud. This film has everything: Maudie Sue vibes, red-bottom Skechers, And blood-atonement déjà vu. If you love Welsh roach gods, Coney Island confusion, and moon-charged holy water, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Saint Maud? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Exhuma (2024) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  428 - Anaconda 27.04.2026 1h 22min

  “He's going to treat you like a chalice.”This week's scariest movie is... Anaconda. This film has everything: Gingery Anna Jones, Serious Scooby Doo villains, And perfectly wrong movie decisions. If you love eagle-screaming snakes, monkey-blood bait buckets, and butt-powered vertical leaps, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Anaconda? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Saint Maud (2019) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  427 - Primate 20.04.2026 1h 43min

  “There are two chimps inside me.”This week's scariest movie is... Primate. This film has everything: Mongoose Betrayals, capital-P prison sentences, And hero-chimp eulogies. If you love botched primate Googles, full-Congo speech pads, and Die Hard chimp energy, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Primate? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Anaconda (1997) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  426 - Tremors 2: Aftershocks 13.04.2026 1h 23min

  “I am ashamed of me being a person.”This week's scariest movie is... Tremors 2: Aftershocks. This film has everything: Precambrian nonsense, payroll-hole disappearances, And pre-dot-com theme-park scams. If you love Hot Topic hyenas, cheerleader-pyramid shriekers, and Andrea Bocelli Pegasus merch, this episode's for you!What did you think of our episode on Tremors 2: Aftershocks? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Primate (2025) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  425 - Predators 06.04.2026 1h 24min

  “They signed the waivers. Guys, I think we’re in the clear.”This week's scariest movie is... Predators. This film has everything: chaos-goblin fight energy, thumb-biting mandible math, And body-trap upgrades. If you love Amazon-warehouse predator logistics, Kirkland-brand bone temples, and raining-machetes entrances, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Predators? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Tremors 2 (1996) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  424 - Clue 30.03.2026 1h 19min

  “If you were a singing telegram giving this much, you’ll be promoted to manager immediately.”This week’s scariest movie is... Clue. This film has everything: Mandela endings, dog-shit shoe checks, And body drops that only gets higher as the night progresses. If you love McCarthy-era blackmail, Tim Curry cardio exposition, and deeply committed dead-body slapstick, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Clue? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Predators (2010) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  423 - Strange Harvest 23.03.2026 1h 27min

  “Don’t you want to be friends with Terry Apple?”This week’s scariest movie is... Strange Harvest. This film has everything: bargain-bin Mario Kart Characters, Dunder Mifflin homicide energy, And aggressively unnecessary voice distortion. If you love blood-bucket logistics, donut-shop dread, and a mockumentary so convincing it breaks your true-crime brain, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Strange Harvest (2024)? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Clue (1985) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  422 - Critters 16.03.2026 1h 40min

  “You don’t eat critter veal, you monster.”This week’s scariest movie is... Critters. This film has everything: plot-farming dads, after-hours church, And cozy Baron Harkonnen cosplay. If you love Johnny Steel world domination, interstellar leather jackets, and frat-boy space porcupines, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Critters? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Strange Harvest (2024) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  421 - Snakes on a Plane 09.03.2026 1h 45min

  “I can’t believe I’m about to say this. It’s a genius plan.”This week’s scariest movie is... Snakes on a Plane. This film has everything: Mouth razors, reheated snake leftovers, and a sequel pitch that’s destined to make some $$$. If you love Samuel L. Jackson heroics, deeply stupid criminal logistics, and a movie that fully understands its own title is the whole pitch, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Snakes on a Plane? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp next: Critters (1986) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.