Don't Blame Me!

ADHD and PhD 29.06.2026 1h 2min

On this week's episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you think you have ADHD, if you should drop out of your PhD program, and an update from the person who kept finding dead birds at their doorstep. Melisa has dubbed herself, "The Face of the LA Sparks Fandom," and Meghan has been deep in her gardening work, but also shares her thoughts on Love Island US and UK. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evil Weirdo 22.06.2026 1h 9min

On this episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you start dating your friend, but they still have feelings for their ex, your partner not receiving love the way you intended, and they have an update from the person who was nervous that their partner was going to propose. They also discuss buccal massages and Love Island. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summer Fling 15.06.2026 1h 4min

This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on pursuing things further with a friend you've always had tension with, and how to handle a friend who talks too much in groups. In Don't Blame Me, a listener shares their advice on talking to your mom, who is jealous of your relationship with your dad and his new girlfriend. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Kissed My Ex's Friend 08.06.2026 56min

This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on dating within a 5-mile radius of your ex, your mom being jealous of your dad's new girlfriend, and an update from the person whose friend thinks they're putting all their eggs into one basket. They also discuss Love Island, getting their houses in order, private US military training, trademarks, Keke's freestyle, and the serial killer governor. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? ⁠Apple ⁠ ⁠Spotify⁠ Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! ⁠Apple⁠ ⁠Spotify⁠ Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) ⁠DBM Submission Form⁠ Buy Our Merch ⁠https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign⁠ Follow Us! ⁠instagram.com/meghanandmelisa⁠ @meghanrienks ⁠instagram.com/meghanrienks⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/meghanrienks⁠ @sheisnotmelissa ⁠instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa⁠ ⁠instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Best Friend is Jealous of My Girlfriend 01.06.2026 1h

In this episode of Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on what to do if you're miserable in your job, and how to handle your friend who thinks you're putting all your eggs into one basket with the person you're dating. They also discuss Keke and Sean's blossoming situationship and the latest James Charles controversy. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexless Relationship 25.05.2026 1h

Meghan has no issues. Melisa has all the issues. After Meghan fills Melisa in on the fires she knew nothing about, Meghan and Melisa give advice on if you should break up with your long-distance boyfriend, and receive the requested update from the co-sucker. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Costal Elite Set the Standard 18.05.2026 57min

This week of DBM, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice to someone who found their engagement ring and is unsure if they want to get married, and receive an update from the caller whose friend thought everyone was flirting with her, including the caller. They also discuss local, the Kevin Hart Roast, Melisa's new hair, Meghan's healing hand, and GO TO THE DOCTOR. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drawing Boundaries With My Older Coworker 11.05.2026 59min

This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on befriending your coworker and also letting your friend know that they can't just change your plans. They also discuss their favorite looks at the Met Gala, their continued hatred of boats, and their trepidation about the upcoming elections. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Hate My Friends 04.05.2026 57min

This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa get an update about the Coke-zilla, and also give advice to a high school senior who has grown apart from their friend. In other news, Meghan burned her hand, Melisa is going to a celebrity hairstylist, they discuss the Summer House leak and Melisa might have convinced Meghan to start watching Grey's Anatomy. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sacrificing Your Livelihood For a Man 27.04.2026 1h 1min

Welcome to the most nasal episode yet! Meghan and Melisa's health is deteriorating. They have an update from the December 18, 2023 episode where a listener's dog was ruining their life. It gets much worse, but then it gets a lot better. They then give advice to someone who wants to move in with their boyfriend and his sister, while still going to college. The duo also discusses The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and an update of the Disney Cruise wedding, Secret Life of Mormon Wives Orange County, People who can't distinguish between reality and fiction, and what they're watching on TV. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Playing With Toys 20.04.2026 1h 5min

This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa give advice on rekindling a friendship with someone who cut off another friend, and introducing toys in the bedroom with your boyfriend. They also discuss Melisa's trip to Arkansas, Meghan's busy social calendar, Disney Cruise weddings, WNBA Draft, and Fuck Usher. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flew Out For Friend's Bridal Fitting 13.04.2026 1h 6min

In this episode, Meghan and Melisa give advice having hard conversations in friendships. They also discuss going to space camp, eyesight, Jeopardy!, Easter plans, Juggalos, Bridgerton (per usual), and Elena Taber drama. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How to Propose 06.04.2026 1h 6min

This Week Meghan and Melisa are giving a long time listener advice on proposing! They also discuss: - Project Hail Mary - The curvature of Tahj Mowry's Back - Chili from TLC - Summer House Drama - Olandria's Sports Illustrated Spread *PS: Melisa knows she combined Girlfriend's and The Game history, but if you really think about it, it's all the same. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vegas Trip 30.03.2026 1h 5min

This week they're giving advice on: - Taking a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas - Update: Dumping your boyfriend They also discuss: - Meghan is coming around to liking Melissa's favorite male singer - Melisa got a promotion - Attending slingshot baseball - Worst pickup line ever - Franchaela is coming Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sibling Reconciliation 23.03.2026 1h 24min

On this week's Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa have a live update from someone who desperately wants to reconcile with their sister. They also discuss Sinners' Oscar Wins, Melisa's drama around her high tea experience, Meghan's friends hanging out with Nick from Love Island, and having no idea who he was, why Alice Cullen didn't stop 9/11, where did Pedro's mustache go, and Meghan's amazing trip to the train museum. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Friend is Always the Drama 16.03.2026 1h 13min

This week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on a friend who is constantly not learning from their mistakes and getting an update from the writer whose friend wanted to do coke at their wedding. They also discuss why so many white men have the same name, the unexpected visitor Melisa had, Meghan waking up screaming, terrible dreams, and how they're Ryan Michelle Bathe's #1 and #2 fans. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bride Wants to Play In *Snow* at Her Wedding 09.03.2026 1h 25min

On this episode, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on: - Being a bridesmaid to an out-of-control bride - Dealing with a rough 2026 They also discuss: - Nightmares - Selena Gomez and her husband - @leveluponepercent The Muslim Matchmaker on TikTok - Jim Carrey is a clone? - Hillary Rodham Clinton 💙 Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cousin In A Cult 02.03.2026 1h 3min

This week Meghan and Melisa give advice on: - Reconnecting after a fight with a friend - Cousin being in a cult And also discuss: - Incredible TV: Ponies, Paradise, The 'Burbs - That lady that but her draws in a hotel coffee pot - Monon from Katseye - Alysa Lui's win - Megan Thee Stallion is EVERYWHERE Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Making Time For Your Partner 23.02.2026 1h 6min

This Week, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on: Scheduling time with your boyfriend Clarification from the gal dating Italians They also discuss: America's Next Top Model Documentary Married at First Sight Australia controversy Queen Olandria More Winter Olympics Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Winter Olympics Drama 16.02.2026 1h 14min

This week on Don't Blame Me, Meghan and Melisa are giving advice on: Dating guys from the same country Reconnecting with your sibling They also discuss: Melisa getting it on by a weirdo Bad Bunny's Halftime performance The Winter Olympics Frequent delivery orders Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices