The Slaptail Squad

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• Don't get PAM on the brain Video 31.05.2026 1t 43min

  The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely. There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared? But, it is your job. Ok, so you blew it again? How does it make you feel to know that none of us are surprised?  The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy swoops in to bring us some fun tidbits about those murderous hippopout, sorry, hipopopopatu, no wait, hippopotamus. You can run, but, you screwed.  Beaveman terrifies with another medical oddity. Naegleria Fowleri, I call you a brain eating amoeba! Friggin scary. BTW  we know Beaveman said they inject medication in your sPinal cord  not what he meant  he said it for simplicity sake. Intrathecal means the fluid-filled area located between the arachnoid mater and pia mater, the thin tissues covering the brain and spinal cord. Swan brings it home with this weeks featured piece of sh!+ and he is one. Hope he gets a sundress.  And finally, dumb jokes with Swan. Is she getting better?  Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you! We hope we give you a much needed break and bring a laugh to your heart and mind. Until next time! Find us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out the website https://www.slaptailnation.com/
• Don't get PAM on the brain 31.05.2026 1t 42min

  The Squad Unites. Right out the gate, the Swan can't stop talking. Interrupting is like her Zen or something. Will it continue? Most definitely. There is a lot of news out there currently regarding aliens, UFOs, UAPs, and massive amounts of released documents. It's a good thing the Squad has an expert. Enter Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen. Take it away Steven! Wait, what? You are not prepared? But, it is your job. Ok, so you blew it again? How does it make you feel to know that none of us are surprised?  The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy swoops in to bring us some fun tidbits about those murderous hippopout, sorry, hipopopopatu, no wait, hippopotamus. You can run, but, you screwed.  Beaveman terrifies with another medical oddity. Naegleria Fowleri, I call you a brain eating amoeba! Friggin scary. BTW  we know Beaveman said they inject medication in your sPinal cord  not what he meant  he said it for simplicity sake. Intrathecal means the fluid-filled area located between the arachnoid mater and pia mater, the thin tissues covering the brain and spinal cord. Swan brings it home with this weeks featured piece of sh!+ and he is one. Hope he gets a sundress.  And finally, dumb jokes with Swan. Is she getting better?  Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you! We hope we give you a much needed break and bring a laugh to your heart and mind. Until next time! Find us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out our website https://www.slaptailnation.com/
• The Slaptail Squad presents: Monstrous Minutes episode -1 , "Time" 27.05.2026 3min

  The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, Trailer Park Monster, and Grand Commissioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins presents this first episode of Monstrous Minutes. Time is time, is it not? What is time? Can something as simple as gravity, temperature, or materials of a timepiece itself, effect the measurement of time? Truly these are questions we cannot answer in a few minutes. It does make you think. Is this the first step to truly understanding time. Can this lead to space travel, time travel, interdimensional travel? Can this make every trip the Beaveman's mother takes really only take 15 minutes despite the distance? 
• The Murder of My Profession Video 24.05.2026 1t 40min

  This video does not include the first few minutes of banter. This is included on the audio podcast and available as extra content on our Patreon.  This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh! Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?  Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.  Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.  Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Remember, our mission is clear. We want the money, the power, and the sex (age and consent appropriate of course, this goes without saying, but hey, let's say it). Check out our Patreon to see the full video of your favorite group of nutjobs. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out or rarely updated website https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Send us a fun email to say hi! slaptailsquad@gmail.com  
• The Murder of My Profession 24.05.2026 1t 45min

  This week, the squad unites to bring you laughs and also a little bit of serious conversation. Right out the gate, the King of Kalamazo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock reminds us just how much humans suck at solving problems instead of letting nature be nature. We're the problem! Duh! Althouth the Dark Lord of Brown-town isn't on this episode, he wrote a segment for the Beavemen to read in his stead. Pretty interesting. Ever want the 411 on Missing 411? I mean...yes?  Then Beaveman hits us with the reality that is healthcare in his area, but most likely, this is the snapshot of the entire nation. The United States has the most expensive healthcare in the world. So it would stand to reason that the United States of America has the best outcomes of all the other countries, right? Nope.  Although we know you will never learn anything from this podcast, we think of our audience as our friends. That is the format of the show. Friends spending time together catching up. Ask questions. Be an advocate for your health.  Thank you to our listeners all over the world. Remember, our mission is clear. We want the money, the power, and the sex (age and consent appropriate of course, this goes without saying, but hey, let's say it). Check out our Patreon to see the full video of your favorite group of nutjobs. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheSlaptailSquad Check out or rarely updated website https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Send us a fun email to say hi! slaptailsquad@gmail.com  
• The Goblins Got My Glove Video 18.05.2026 1t 44min

  Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers.  This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. The video starts 10 minutes in after our preshow banter. For the complete audio, listen to the podcast. The complete video is on Patreon.  Today, Drippy Steved Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess.  Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about.  JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened.  The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however.  The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.
• The Goblins Got My Glove 17.05.2026 1t 52min

  Content warning for persons that watch the video. Disturbing images may not be suitable for some viewers.  This week, the entire squad unites for our typical idiotic mayhem. Enjoy our stupid banter before the show begins for audio guests only. Video starts about 10 minutes in. Today, Drippy Steve Da Driphausen takes on the role of producer. How do you think that went? I'm sure you can all guess. Swan brings us this week's featured piece of sh!+. He definitely fits the description. Nolan enthralls us all with a tiny tidbit of history. I am pretty sure it was approximately 2 minutes. I don't even remember what it was about. JD comes in hot with lore about those nasty little goblins and the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. What do you all think? There are some pretty interesting theories out there. Listen to see what the squad thinks happened. The Beaveman brings the trauma. Literally. If you have a sensitive stomach and medical injuries and conditions are hard for you to watch, maybe just catch this one on audio. It is worth it to see Drippy Steve react however. The Swan wraps it up with Dumb Jokes with Swan. Is she getting better? No. But that is her lot in life.
• Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes 12.05.2026 1t 38min

  Content warning. There are images that may not be suitable for persons who have difficulty viewing medical images or hearing about medical conditions. This podcast is not suitable for viewers under the age of 18.  This is a slightly edited video. The banter prior to the podcast is not included in the video like it is in the podcast audio. The video is also not edited for instances where additional noises are made or where Nolan insists on talking over everyone. For the full video, check out our Patreon.   
• Don't play with Mac-aque unless you want herpes 10.05.2026 1t 44min

  Yes, we know there is no hyphen. We're just having fun. This week the entire squad unites for absolute chaos. Be glad you don't have the Beaveman's job. The unedited video is very fun and you can see it on Patreaon, but for our dear audio audience, you will appreciate the Beaveman's skill.  It's fun per norm. The Swan brings us this weeks piece of sh1+, kind of a softball but we find out that Nolan has some hidden tendencies.  JD thrills us with a story about a Meat Storm. Yes, you read that correctly, a meat storm.  Then Beaveman comes in with an attempt to keep the attention of the squad. It's clear they all have attention defecit of some type. He tries his best, but, you know how they are. Thankfully our audience knows they won't learn from us.  The Swan disappoints as usual with dumb jokes with the Swan. She really isn't getting better. Which is fun for everyone else.  Thanks to our listeners around the world for keeping us on the charts. We're talking to you listeners in the USA from Texas, California, and Florida with our biggest audiences. We love all our cities. Thanks for all the love you show us Norway! We want to come see you. Thank you everyone else in the world. We hope we make you laugh in bad times and good.  Check out our Patreon. Give us money. We are transparent. Money-Power-Sex is our mantra and our goal. Honesty for a change.  Go to Patreon.com/theslaptailsquad Check out our rarely updated webpage https://www.slaptailnation.com/ send us an email slaptailsquad@gmail.com
• If a spider discovers antigravity...would you kill it? 03.05.2026 1t 18min

  This week, the squad unites with the lord high commander, the Beaveman, and his Bravo team of Nolan Johncock aka the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy and Drippy Steve Da' Driphausen.  It's that time of the week again. Can anyone explain to us why Drippy Steve has such an active sex life? We don't get it. slaptailsquad@gmail.com because we need to know!  Our typical pre-intro music BS of course. Then Drippy Steve updates us on all the conspiracy theories surrounding the missing or deceased scientists involved with national secrets, anti-gravity, alien research, or whatever. We think the Beaveman may have figured it out. At least for the anti-gravity folks.  If you were ready for an indepth, historical odity, well then strap-in because you are in for a long ride. A long ride to a podcast that presents some weird history. This week, it's just , "Nolan had a thought." Wow, way to do some research. Is Drippy Steve about to move up in rank over Nolan??? The Beaveman brings it home with not so grand rounds. This week, he is talking about a creepy crawly and the havoc it can cause. Talking about none other than, the brown recluse spider.  Thank you for joining us on this adventure in idiocy. We love to have our friends along for the ride.  Our Patreon is launched. We are transparent unlike most organizations, governments, cults, churches, clubs, you get it. We want power, money, and sex. We are simple here at Slaptail Nation.  Email us, follow the podcast, comment and review. We want to hear from you.  Check out our patreon https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad Check out our webpage for all our social links, or just type in Slaptail Squad. You should find us easily.  We love you Norway!
• UFO flying monkeys love to shoot pop guns and eat peanut butter on celery 26.04.2026 1t 50min

  The Squad assembles to bring you this weeks completely idiotic banter an fun topics of discussion.  When Swan says this weeks piece of $h1t is a piece of sh1+ she isn't kidding. Maybe next time bring us a crime situation we can make fun of Swan. Thanks for bringing us down.  What a real Forrest Gump take on Peanut Butter? Me neither, but we got one anyway from the world's most boring storyteller GD Fenderson. So glad Beaveman has the power to turn it off at any point in time.  We know, it is not likely that Steven is going to bring the heat, but he did. More conspiracy theories. What is going on? Are these deaths linked? Did someone get too close? Will they be coming for Steven "Drippy Steve" Da Driphausen next? In true Nolan fashion as an intellectual elitist, he presents a brief piece of historical knowledge. Someone fact-check this dude. We have no idea if he is correct.  The Beaveman comes in with yet another scary condition. Mpox anyone (he still likes calling it Monkey Pox). Then Swan wraps it all up with possibly the worst segment of, "dumb jokes with Swan," the squad has ever had to bear.  We hope you enjoy it.  Please rate, review, follow the podcast as a subscriber. We are doing well and with your support, we will continue to make the charts and hopefully be one of the top 300 podcasts in the world.  We now have Patreon! Please join as a free member or, for as little as $3 a month, less than a price of a coffee, you too could support your favorite (we hope) podcast.    https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheSlaptailSquad   https://www.slaptailnation.com/  
• Blow the foam off it 19.04.2026 1t 51min

  The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD.  Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's piece of sh1+. This one is definitely a huge turd. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the kiddy pool.  Drippy Steve delivers an actually interesting report about all the folks working for the government over the past 33 months that are clearly related to some sort of alien research or espionage. Our money is on aliens because after all, this is extraterrestrial time.  Then the Beaveman comes in hot with not so grand rounds. This weeks case will make you dry. Just remember to blow the foam off it.  Then the Monster takes an interesting topic, the paranormal, and makes it boring. Why is it boring? Because business and under-handed deals are boring.  Does the Swan save the day with Dumb Jokes with Swan? What do you think? Thank you as always to our listeners all over the world. We hope we make you smile, laugh, shake your head, cringe, whatever. We love you all. Thank you Slaptail Nation! The Patreon is almost complete. Stay tuned! https://www.slaptailnation.com/
• Steven wants to be Jerry but he's just a pukey potato 12.04.2026 1t 38min

  Steven wants to be Jerry, but he can't even be that cool. Can't take him anywhere. He inserts himself in the Beaveman's set, and reeps the benefits. How does he repay the Beaveman, guess you have to listen to find out Swan tells a bit of true crime for this week's POS. Nolan researches very little and contributes even less. Then Beaveman comes in hot like he always does. Can he make Steven puke? Maybe.  Then Steven comes in moist and pale with a meager attempt to enlighten the squad with the latest in UFO news. Is he ok? Beaveman reads a contribution from the Trailer Park Monster, but doesn't do it any justice. You can't replace the monotone with the microphone. Hopefully JD will be back next week.  Instead of reading jokes, the Squad calls their pal Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's famous dirty joke line. Use your finger and call guys. That's (516) 922-WINE Thanks Jackie! Check out all of our episodes. Share with your friends. Bring some fun idiocy into the world. WE LOVE YOU!
• Spittin facts while the guy behind Dan spits in his hand 03.04.2026 1t 25min

  On this episode the Squad welcomes comedian Dan Leach of Dan Does Comedy. Dan is a standup comedian and a comedy producer in Battle Creek Michigan. He brings Forrest Gump/John Belushi energy to his comedy. He is well known behind many dumpsters throughout four surrounding counties.  Instead of their usual routine, the squad spits random facts. The Swan, as part of her usual routine, tries to ruin everyone's fun. Thankfully, her new mentee is up to the challenge to assist her in this endeavor. Poor Nolan Johncock, guess he couldn't hang with being the Beaveman's Padawan.  The Beaveman and JD have as much fun as humanly possible, while Dan daydreams away about having cigarettes put out on his tramp stamp. It's a fantastic time as always. Join us for more fun.  Big things to come. We are tentatively switching podcast hosting platforms, and the Beaveman has been slaving away on our Patreon. Thank you to our listeners all over the world, reach out. We love to hear from you.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/
• The Cryptid March Melee 28.03.2026 1t 31min

  Send us Fan Mail It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool.  Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious.  This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself.  The Beaveman introduces a new Cryptid he continues to encounter in the dream dimension. Now his sworn enemy.  Swan finishes with dumb jokes, of course she does.  Patreon is coming. Stay tuned! Check out the website, send us a message.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show
• That's sooooper interesting 26.03.2026 1t 29min

  Send us Fan Mail We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI.  GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on. Beaveman and Swan are up to the challenge. But first, the Beaveman talks about how hard it is to instruct Swan on any subject. This time, it is how to sight in an optic for her 9 mm pistol. They transition to discussing the evolution of grooming the bush throughout the decades of cast members. Content warning, GD and Steven are gross. Back to the mission. Beaveman tells an absolutely boring story about the time he got casts of his feet done for orthotic inserts. The Swan tells an equally boring story about doing a marathon. And Steven, Steven, well, he had nothing prepared because he believes his life is so interesting that he has no boring stories. This guy can't be successful at any mission the Beaveman gives him.  GD does not catch on, instead he embraces story-telling and reveals how he learned cunnilingus. I could have done without that story.  Finally the squad reveals their mission, but GD was unphased because he really did seem interested.  The squad does provide entertainment with, "This weeks piece of sh1+." If you have not heard about this one, check it out. I think everyone may be covering it. This is the story of Dayton James Webber. Why is it weird. Well, this guy is a quadriplegic, professional corn-hole (that's a thing) player, and now a straight up murdered. Hey guess what, you can do anything, like fry in the electric chair. Good for you buddy.  Check out the links for the "Spotlight on Insanity," show. You can also stream on Plauzzable. https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06 https://www.sogdfunny.com/upcoming-events.html https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show
• Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch 22.03.2026 1t 44min

  Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it.  Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad.  Thank you all for your support. Check our our socials, YouTube where we are trying to put out some videos, and of course our website for upcoming shows, the podcast, and bios.  https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show
• Spotlight on GD's insane poop 15.03.2026 1t 43min

  Send us Fan Mail The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards.  The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com. So they probably talk about the show this entire episode right? Right? Wrong.  They talk about the dangers of, you guessed it, sanitation. Or in this case, poop.  What a surprise.  Join your favorite band of childish adults as they talk about the most useless of subjects. Take a break from the world around you.  GD Fenderson's website https://sogdfunny.com/youtube-videos.html Ticket links for Spotlight on Insanity at the Wealthy Theatre in person https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 Stream Spotlight on Insanity through Plauzzable https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06 https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show
• Put the taint in the tank to safeguard it from aliens 07.03.2026 1t 18min

  Send us Fan Mail This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced.  Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader Thomas Hale Boggs in October of 1972. Aliens, plane crash, or did these folks pop smoke and get out of dodge to protect their anonymity for some other reason? The mystery continues.  The Beaveman doesn't disappoint. After being told last episode that he needed to ramp it up a bit, he presents the devastating medical condition known as Fournier Gangrene. Can Steven handle the description and images, or does he become a pasty, pale, panty-waste? What do you think?  Finally, Swan disappoints us all with some of the jokes that were very common when Beaveman was a young lad. Get ready for some of the worst, tasteless jokes of modern times.  It's what we do. We are The Slaptail Squad, join our nation.  Upcoming Shows for the Beaveman Spotlight on Insanity "Spotlight on Insanity" is the best mix of Stand-up Comedy and Improv. Hosted by Half Hazard, they will also perform improv between comics based on some of that comedian's material. Ticket link: https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843 Support the show
• Tricophytons assemble to pee on a stone in a National Park 01.03.2026 1t 43min

  Send us Fan Mail This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit.  Drippy Steve takes the stage and once again, takes a super interesting topic and makes it boring. WTF. Is this guy going to fill us in on this Alien/US President deal to snatch people from National Forests or what! In true Beaveman style, the Beaveman swoops in and presents a case of a wide spreading, (get it) sexually transmitted fungal infection known as Trichophyton Mentagrophytes VII. Don't worry, he provides the squad with pictures as well. Incidentally, Steven didn't think these images were too bad. Beaveman may have to ramp it up a bit.  Swan brings the squad home with some classic jokes, that may be funny, if Swan wasn't the one telling them.  Thanks to our listeners around the world. We know it all sucks. Hopefully, hopefully, we can give you an hour or so to forget all the garbage.  Support the show