Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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• 392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut 03.06.2026 1h

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• 391: Reviews of Smut 27.05.2026 1h 20min

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• 390: Reviews of Shakespeare 20.05.2026 53min

  Get thee to a gnomery! Visit progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter code BEACHTOOSANDY. For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy. Head to quince.com/beachtoosandy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 389: Reviews of YMCAs 13.05.2026 48min

  Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it. When you enroll in an ASPCA Pet Health Insurance plan, you could get a $25 Amazon gift card. It's a little treat for you while you’re doing something great for your pet. To explore coverage, visit aspcapetinsurance.com/toosandy. The ASPCA® is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance . Do you ever think about switching insurance companies to see if you could save some cash? Visit progressive.com to see if you could save.  Go to shopremi.com/beach and use code BEACH at checkout for 50%off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. Go to myskylight.com/beach for $30 off your 15 inch Calendar. Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson 06.05.2026 53min

  Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should Watch Camp Counselors at https://www.youtube.com/@campcounselorspodcast and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! Visit Progressive.com and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.  Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beach Thousands of people are already using Rula to get affordable, high-quality therapy that’s actually covered by insurance. Visit rula.com/beachtoosandy to get started.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 387: Reviews of 7-Eleven 29.04.2026 40min

  Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.... For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code BEACHTOOSANDY  Right now, Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch calendars by going to myskylight.com/beach Head to talkiatry.com/beach to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes For a limited time, Home Chef is offering listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box plus free dessert for life! Go to homechef.com/beachtoosandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 386: Reviews of Umbrellas 22.04.2026 44min

  Rumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome. If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time to go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark 15.04.2026 51min

  A world of regret awaits you at Mammoth Cave See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 384: Reviews of Airport Shops 08.04.2026 44min

  Sarah what the fuck is your problem? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts 01.04.2026 54min

  She could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year olds See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 382: Reviews of Allergy Meds 25.03.2026 46min

  Aries are going through it right now See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 381: Between You and Us 18.03.2026 44min

  It's the moon, but worse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar 11.03.2026 45min

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• 379: Reviews of Dude Ranches 04.03.2026 49min

  The cookies didn't compensate for the abuse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 378: Reviews of Televangelists 25.02.2026 47min

  You can't spell spent without repent! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 377: Reviews of Jewelry 18.02.2026 49min

  Don't worry, we fired Diane for that. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 376: Reviews of Party Buses 11.02.2026 58min

  We're going to Ibiza! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code beachtoosandy Talkiatry: Head to talkiatry.com/beach and complete the short assessment to get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara 04.02.2026 56min

  Chef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment. Watch For Your Amusement at https://www.youtube.com/@fyapod and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 374: Reviews of Puzzles 28.01.2026 46min

  I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR code See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• 373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools 21.01.2026 53min

  We told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.