Be Gay Solve Crimes

[PREVIEW] Episode H - I from I, Robot (Bonus Episode) 10.06.2026 10min

On this bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we don our blood filled black leather converse all stars for a trip back to I, Robot (2004), based on some of Isaac Asimov's best sentences. Join us as we welcome Mia Mulder home and finally discover her opinions on Columbo, hear us explain to you to the family-unfriendly rules of The Shia LeBeouf Game, and enjoy the patreon-exclusive privilege of all three of us telling you what a bad bad naughty bad robot you are. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Tune in next time for something a little less retro, the 2026 film Mercy. Same Gay Time, Same Gay Channel.

Episode 8 - Columbo from Columbo 03.06.2026 1h 18min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're joined by our dear friend Josh Boerman (host of Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived!) for an episode all about that scruffiest of detectives, Columbo. Specifically in... uhh... [spinning a big wheel] ...Season 2, Episode 5? Requiem For A Falling Star? Join us as we dive into a feast of Old Hollywood Lesbianism, Lucy reveals exactly what would make her betray her union, Nova gives us self-defence advice, and we all collectively lose our mind about the most Theatre Kid cameo in the world. Also, our beloved Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott swings by to give us her Professional Automotive Journalistic Opinion on Columbo's beloved old banger! If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot, Nancy Drew, Nick Valentine from Fallout 4, and Blade Runner. Next week, Mia will be back with us for I, Robot! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!

[PREVIEW] Episode G - BLADE RUNNER (Bonus Episode) 27.05.2026 9min

On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're gonna keep riding this Philip K Dick train all the way into android town. That's right, it's the surprisingly sleepy BLADE RUNNER (1982). Join us as we discuss Harrison Ford's slutty little waist, Mia lays out a theory about Making The Pimp Hat work, Lucy discusses the literary legacy of Orc City and accidentally starts a fight with 50% of writers everywhere, and November somehow gets us talking about Fallout New Vegas again. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Oh, and just one more thing.... next week we're doing Columbo.

Episode 7 - Minority Report (2002) 20.05.2026 1h 57min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re cruising on over to the noughties to watch the ever-prescient Steven Spielberg film Minority Report (2002), based on the classic novella by Philip K Dick. Join us for a vision of a future where we blow our entire Patreon budget on milk baths and pass the savings onto you, where a Colin Farrell can be too Catholic even for November Kelly, and how shaven a Tom Cruise can be narrowly avoids becoming a lawsuit. We've got babygirl Pool-Boys, Twinks From The Fed, Emotional-Support Enbies. It's a gender kaleidoscope, folks. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot, Nancy Drew, and Nick Valentine from Fallout 4! Join us there next time for BLADE RUNNER! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.

[PREVIEW] Episode F - Nick Valentine in Fallout 4 + Far Harbor (Bonus Episode) 13.05.2026 12min

On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're checking in on our dear friend, the synth detective himself, Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 and Far Harbor. Join us as Lucy gets immediately sidetracked into talking about Fallout: New Vegas, Mia and Nova join forces to try and mod in a jerry-built judicial system to the post-apocalypse, and Nick Valentine gives us all some much needed heckling. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Episode 6 - Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) 06.05.2026 1h 42min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're leapfrogging right into Inspector Gadget 2! The one with the Girl Inspector Gadget, who looks remarkably like a friend of ours. Join us on the goopiest episode yet as we introduce you all to our new beloved cyborg co-host Robo-Nova, wade into a whole new world of viscous hot pink gunge to pick apart exactly in what ways a movie can be racist towards a car, and Mia interrogates Lucy about a mystery piercing... If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot and Nancy Drew! Join us there next time as we take on Nick Valentine from Fallout 4! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.

[PREVIEW] Episode E - Nancy Drew feat. Victoria Scott (Bonus Episode) 29.04.2026 6min

On this extra special Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're investigating the beloved all-american classic Nancy Drew, joined by our own beloved american class act and dear dear friend Victoria Scott, host of the podcast Tran Girlismo! Specifically, we're covering the 2007 eponymous film that literally none of us remembers existing. Join us as we give ourselves Precocious Darling Dysphoria, take turns dunking on a leather-jacketed 12-year-old boy who is somehow already locked on the path to getting Me Tooed, and Nova and Lucy get into an escalating arms race that threatens their very sanity. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far! You can also follow Be Gay Solve Crimes on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the BGSC team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy. Next week, Mia will be back with us for Inspector Gadget 2!

Episode 5 - Lisbeth Salander & Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2005/2009/2011) 22.04.2026 1h 44min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, things are finally getting Swedish round here as we dig out the files on Stieg Larsson's posthumous novel Men Who Hate Women, and its two separate film adaptations; The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. But which one are we watching, I hear you ask? Yes. Could we have planned this better? Yes. Join us for a Scandinavian smorgasbord where Lucy gets pretty convinced that the layout of chess pieces is key to unlocking the mystery, Nova takes us on a much needed detour to a tranquil oasis spa retreat, and Mia keeps everyone afloat by revealing her unfiltered Swedish accent in all its glory. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, drop what you're doing right now and head on over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium, on Silence of the Lambs, on LA Noire, on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot. Next time, we'll be watching Nancy Drew (2007) with our first special guest Victoria Scott, automotive journalist, photographer extraordinaire, and host of the wonderful podcast Tran Girlismo! The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and their local librarian Lucy.

[PREVIEW] Episode D - Who Shot Mr Burns? (Bonus Episode) 15.04.2026 9min

On this Patreon exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we blow the lid on a 30 year old case by analysing the classic Simpsons two parter 'Who Shot Mr Burns?' "But wait, I thought it was the baby?" Oh ho, my friend, I'm afraid you could not be wrongerer. Join us for an unexpected jazz extravaganza as we tap-dance over the minefield of Nova's competing podcast contractual obligations, wax nostalgic over the queen of our hearts Waylon Smithers, and Lucy goes a bit Pepe Silvia digging into the dark Lynchian underbelly of Springfield's suburbia to determine once and for all just how guilty Maggie Simpson is. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far. You can also follow Be Gay Solve Crimes on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the BGSC team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy.

Episode 4 - Maigret in Maigret (2022) 08.04.2026 1h 54min

Bonjour, détectives! This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we bring in Commissaire Jules Maigret for some much needed gender questioning. Specifically, the Georges Simenon novella Maigret and the Dead Girl, for which the best on-screen adaptation unfortunately stars the most Brought-In-For-Questioning actor we've yet encountered. Oui, nous regrettons tout. We've watched it so you don't have to. Join us as investigate the Saddest Detective In The World. A man with the lungs of a twelve year old. A man who isn't sure what a pipe is, let alone how to get rid of his own. A man who, if the subtitles that we very legally downloaded are to be believed, sure knows how to choke every last drop of gravy out of the head of his duck (???) For more Be Gay Solve Crimes, check out our patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode every fortnight, including our past bonus episodes on Disco Elysium, Silence of the Lambs, and LA Noire! Next week, we're cracking open an old case with the girls to ask whether they really got the right culprit in the classic two-part Simpsons episode Who Shot Mr Burns. Follow us on Bluesky and Twitter. The Be Gay Solve Crimes team is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy.

[PREVIEW] Episode C - L.A. Noire (Bonus Episode) 01.04.2026 8min

What? You thought Be Gay Solve Crimes were gonna take our sweet time getting round to this? You think we'd tease you like that? We've never been more serious about anything in our goddamn lives. That's right. You've waited long enough. It's time for L.A. Noire. It's like regular noir, but it has an e on the end because it's for girls. If you want access to the full episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for £5 a month you'll get access to all our bonus episodes, past and future (including Disco Elysium and Silence of the Lambs).

Episode 3 - Miss Marple in A Murder Is Announced (2005) 25.03.2026 1h 29min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we turn our interrogation lamp directly in the face of Miss Jane Marple. Specifically the achingly gay 2005 ITV adaptation of A Murder Is Announced. Join us as we give ourselves crippling 1940s Woman Dysphoria, watch the butchest of butch lesbians Spank The Hogs, and learn just how incestuous UK casting decisions can get. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes more frequently, subscribe to our Patreon where for as little as £5 a month you'll gain access to all of our future bonus episodes, as well as our two current bonus episodes on Disco Elysium and Silence of the Lambs. Be Gay Solve Crimes is made up of November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian, Lucy. Follow us on Bluesky and Twitter.

[PREVIEW] Episode B - Silence of The Lambs (Bonus Episode) 18.03.2026 8min

On this week's Bonus Episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a leaf out of the late great Hannibal Lecter's book and, tongues firmly in our cheeks, attempt to pin down that most curious of transphobic shapeshifters, Silence of the Lambs (1991). Available in full right now on our Patreon! Join us next week as we turn our magnifying glasses on Miss Marple in the 2005 ITV adaptation of A Murder Is Announced where we give ourselves crippling 1940s Woman Dysphoria, watch the butchest of butch lesbians spank The Hogs, and learn just how incestuous UK casting decisions can get.

Episode 2 - Hercule Poirot in Death On The Nile (1978) 11.03.2026 1h 48min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, our investigation brings us to Hercule Poirot in Death On The Nile (1978). Join us as we hunt down a League of Library Assassins, enlist Butch Maggie Smith to help us finally make the switch to injections, and watch Angela Lansbury down a crocodilian cocktail* to appease Sobek, God of Semen. *A croc-tail, if you will.** **We won't. For more Be Gay Solve Crimes, check out our Patreon where for as little £5 a month you'll get access to our fortnightly bonus episodes, including last week's episode on Disco Elysium. Follow us on Bluesky and Twitter for more announcements. Be Gay Solve Crimes is made up of November Kelly (Twitter/Bluesky), Mia Mulder (Youtube/Twitter/Bluesky), and your local librarian Lucy (Twitter/Bluesky). Our logo was created by our beloved Gwen (Twitter/Bluesky), our music was written by Lucy, and our day was made by you.

[PREVIEW] Episode A - Disco Elysium (Bonus Episode) 04.03.2026 5min

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes we turn our magnifying glasses on Disco Elysium, setting out to prove once and for all that underneath all his baggage, Harrier du Bois may in fact have been Harrier du Girls all this time. If you want to hear the full version of this bonus episode, you can find it and all our future bonus episodes on our patreon for as little as £5 a month!

Episode 1 - Sherlock Holmes and The Woman In Green (1945) 25.02.2026 1h 20min

Hypnotism, cannabis, and laws against fat people. Elementary, my dear listener. We start with our boy Sherlock Holmes, finding him in the most obvious place to find him... the 1940s.