Too Old To Care Pod

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  EPISODE 35 - Are Movies Actually Getting Worse (It's Subjective) 17.08.2026 1h 5min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this wide-ranging episode, the hosts kick things off with an unexpectedly deep dive into bathroom habits, bidets, and the art of the quick poop. The conversation evolves into a candid discussion about choosing not to have kids, the realities of caring for aging family members across different cultures, and the unglamorous side of getting older. They pivot to lighter topics with a debate over whether movies are actually getting worse, why X Games no longer impress, and a breakdown of the Travis Barker documentary — including the eerie signs before his infamous plane crash. The episode wraps with observations on San Diego's growing graffiti problem, the Kardashians' massive Instagram empires, electric car charging woes with a stubborn boomer dad, and the sad phenomenon of miserable couples sitting in silence at brunch.
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  Episode 34 – Too Old for This- The Salad Pandemic 10.08.2026 1h 6min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys roll in sleep-deprived after separate late Friday nights — one at a Paul Van Dyk show in a literal mall nightclub, the other closing down Little Italy bars until 3:30 AM. From there, the conversation pinballs through generational slang, the indignity of getting carded in your 40s, a $44 surprise whiskey, and a Japan-era dick piercing story that goes exactly where you think it does. They debate needle-in-the-eye vs. needle-in-the-dick, rant about In-N-Out peppers that double as laxatives, weigh in on internet mobs doxxing the wrong guy after the Idaho shooting, and declare the E. coli lettuce outbreak the "Salad Pandemic." The episode closes with a genuinely solid pitch for a service dog trained to bite you off your phone when you've been doom scrolling too long.
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  Episode 33- Ladies & Gentlemen... Bradley Got Pegged 03.08.2026 1h 4min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Episode 33 is a wide-ranging hang between two friends who bounce from music rabbit holes (shoegaze phases, the death of country music's rebel soul) to a Vegas trip recap — 110-degree heat, roulette chips disappearing in minutes, and an elaborate prank on their friend Scoop involving a fake language barrier. Back home, they work through their notes: rising cholesterol levels and the anxiety spiral that follows, birthday dinner surprises, the great couch debate (too low, falling apart, La-Z-Boy temptations), and an extended rant on freeway merge etiquette and whether your driving style reflects your character. They also cover online vs. real-life behavior, Scoop's intimidating size and gentle nature, a rescued alligator lizard named Lizzy who lives in a tank and disappears for months at a time, and the podcast's growing streaming presence. The episode closes with the main event: one of the hosts announces he finally tried pegging, which kicks off a surprisingly thoughtful (and very unfiltered) conversation about masculinity, sexuality, and why washing your ass doesn't make you gay.
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  EPISODE 32 - Circumferentially Speaking- Love, Scammers & Speed Wobbles 27.07.2026 1h 14min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, Shony and Bradley bounce through a wide range of topics with their usual unfiltered energy. They kick things off ranting about people with zero spatial awareness before Shony opens up about life after his 10-year relationship — explaining why he's genuinely enjoying being single rather than looking for the next thing. The guys swap stories about Onewheel wipeouts (shoutout to listener Chooch and his cracked helmet), debate peanut allergies and picky eaters, and react to a scammer who tried to squeeze $20 out of them by claiming a deceased relative was the subject of one of their reels. They also go deep on the psychology of 99-cent pricing, cheating in relationships, and the universal experience of drifting apart from old friends as you get older.
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  EPISODE 31 - Guy Fieri Doesn't Swallow (And Other Theories) 20.07.2026 1h 27min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and schoeny shoot the shit in the TTG studio covering everything from Tesla hate on first dates and Cybertruck takes, to heartfelt advice for a shy 17-year-old listener navigating his first breakup and social anxiety. Along the way they get into pegging season, tattoo pain tolerance, the Guy Fieri food-spitting theory, a phone scammer who almost fooled them, shrinkflation in IPA cans, and the time one host nearly went to war with the Navajo tribe over a broken DJ contract to play emo music on a reservation.
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  EPISODE 30 - The Anti-Choke Device and Other Adult Purchases 13.07.2026 1h 9min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two buddies shoot the breeze for 78 minutes in a wide-ranging hang session. They kick things off debating Tarantino's filmography — from Pulp Fiction to Reservoir Dogs to The Hateful Eight — then spiral into the CGI history of Jurassic Park and a heated disagreement over the Korean monster movie "The Host." The conversation shifts to a chaotic surprise birthday dinner at the Turf Club, where the staff killed the vibe and an unwanted guest got relentlessly roasted. From there it's pure free association: soccer's flopping epidemic, shirtless DJ culture, Snapchat's ugly AR glasses, a $60 porcelain mug from Palm Springs, a personal anti-choking device purchase, White Monster energy drinks, and a nightmare return shipment to Latvia. They wrap up with a win at a local mineral show and a Karate Kid rewatch revelation — Daniel-san might actually be the villain.
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  EPISODE 29 w Dom - Dusty Titties & Cement Shoes 06.07.2026 48min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old To Care, the crew welcomes guest Dominic and kicks things off with a surprisingly deep dive into deodorant — why it's gotten so expensive, and why Dom stopped wearing it altogether after developing an allergy. The conversation shifts to a passionate debate about the state of DJ culture, sparked by a viral Facebook rant: are today's DJs more concerned with Instagram clout than actual skill? The guys share personal stories from their DJ careers and lament how rave culture has gone from underground roots to influencer fashion show. They play a round of "Ask a Black Guy," covering everything from why Black guys love Chrysler 300s to durags and double socks. Dom's friend's story about accidentally sneaking onto the Coronado NASCAR track after a late-night DJ set gets the whole crew rolling. The episode wraps up with detours through Burning Man logistics, Lake Mead's mob history, a pastor who pushed his wife off a cliff, and a candid conversation about, let's say, advanced intimacy techniques.
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  EPISODE 28 - Swipe Here to Leave a Tip (Please Don't) 29.06.2026 1h 3min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys react to their moms getting into AI, debate the impact of porn on relationships, call out tipping culture spiraling out of control due to iPad payment prompts, discuss toxic red-pill content spreading online, hatch a plan to take on the OB Noodle House pho challenge, and break down the absurdity of American healthcare costs — highlighted by a surgeon who earned just $48 on Christmas and a patient hit with a $66,000 overnight hospital bill.
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  EPISODE 27 - The Bottom Keeps Going Lower 22.06.2026 1h 3min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends spend a rambling two-hour session covering: touchscreen frustration, Instagram's predatory ad design, AI making us dumber (or not), a Reddit post about someone "discovering" their own brain, a possible porn shoot in the neighboring office building, exploring abandoned places in California, the Salton Sea, wombat cube poop, Boy Scouts being the only legal flag burners in America, Ron Jeremy's extensive criminal charges, military sexual assault, Ray-Ban Meta glasses running out of time before boomers catch on, people who don't wear seatbelts in Ubers, a Tesla self-driving sex creator, and the glory of banter — particularly with a new girlfriend from New York.
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  EPISODE 26 w Arlene - God First, Butthole Second 15.06.2026 1h 9min

  https://www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny welcome guest Arlene to the podcast, who arrives late and immediately becomes the center of conversation after revealing she just launched an OnlyFans. The episode spirals through a series of chaotic, hilarious tangents — Arlene's Hinge profile experiment gone wrong, a memorable bar encounter with a wheelchair-bound Navy SEAL, the mechanics and money of OnlyFans, a deep dive into '90s nostalgia including Pauly Shore films and MySpace, a spontaneous Google image search for Ron Jeremy, San Diego nightlife's rise and fall, and plenty of unfiltered banter about dating, sex, and life in Southern California.
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  EPISODE 25 - Jalapeño Handjob- A Love Story 08.06.2026 1h 5min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny navigate the chaos of turning 47 — from dermatologist visits and shitting in a bag for a Cologuard test, to a jalapeño handjob and finding a mystery baggie of drugs at a froyo shop. They rant about the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon ruining San Diego traffic, debate dating app red flags (no smiling, artsy angles, everyone claiming to be bi), geek out over liminal spaces, get unexpectedly emotional about living funerals, and trash Airbnb after a chemical spill in Garden Grove kills their weekend plans. It all wraps up with a genuinely regrettable story about sex, a grilled cheese, and the worst possible breakup timing.
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  EPISODE 24 - Cock Maxing, Crackheads & Commitment Traps 01.06.2026 1h 11min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends shoot the breeze on everything from the "freshman gay" phenomenon — young gay guys who hang exclusively with women before fully embracing their identity — to wild nights at gay clubs versus straight ones. They swap stories about a knife-wielding crackhead at their local Grocery Outlet, debate living on a boat as a cheap San Diego housing hack, and dig into the trap of "yes women" — dates who agree with everything you want until mom accidentally outs their real intentions in a car ride home. Sprinkled throughout: Small Hands the porn star, Pornhub podcasts, vasectomies as the ultimate "I don't want kids" proof, and why raising a family in 2024 is a financial death sentence.
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  EPISODE 23 - Too Old for the Apps, Too Young for a La-Z-Boy 25.05.2026 1h 1min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In episode 23 of Too Old To Care, the guys kick things off with chaotic pre-show energy before diving into their dating lives — apps, couples on Feeld, and the case for dating older women who actually have their shit together. The conversation turns surprisingly heartfelt as they discuss therapy (one of them has been going since age 10), the mental toll of a seven-month injury, and how working out affects everything — including your sex life. They react to a darkly funny monster truck crash in Colombia, debate whether a La-Z-Boy is the official symbol of giving up, and wrap with a deep dive into cologne, a grocery store death threat, and a hippie chick with fake tits. Unfiltered, oddly thoughtful, and exactly what you'd expect from two guys who are too old to pretend otherwise.
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  EPISODE 22 - People Equal Sh!t (Feat. Slipknot, Seagulls & Diarrhea Comments) 18.05.2026 1h 6min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In Episode 22, the guys shoot the breeze on everything from post-divorce singlehood and the exhausting modern ritual of "finding your person," to cringey MySpace throwbacks and the universal cringe of revisiting your younger self online. They dish out heartfelt advice to a 17-year-old listener going through his first major breakup, explore the lethal extremes of Death Valley (from a hidden underwater fish cave to a guy who mummified himself on a 20-mile hike), reminisce about Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and Falling In Reverse, debate the genius of Fred Durst and Davey Havok's ever-bizarre look, and gripe about the freeballing lifestyle, California car registration, and social media's fake statistics. They also cover old Tasteless Gentleman episodes being pulled from Spotify over copyright, a man getting sucked into a plane engine at Denver Airport, the magnificently named naked man orchid, and a new segment turning listener comments into AI-generated songs via Suno.
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  EPISODE 21- "Lets Choke About It" — A Conversation with Arlene 11.05.2026 1h 16min

  www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, the hosts sit down with guest Arlene for an unfiltered, free-wheeling conversation that covers everything from Stagecoach festival chaos and the iPhone vs. DSLR camera debate to the real talk about dating in your 40s and what it actually takes to communicate and be vulnerable in relationships. The conversation gets candid fast — touching on Botox, eye contact during sex, praise kinks, and navigating modern dating apps. It's equal parts funny, honest, and surprisingly insightful
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  EPISODE 20 - Don't Do Anything Weird In The Shower 04.05.2026 1h 22min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode, Bradley and Schoeny vent about YouTube's frustrating manual publishing process for podcasts, then dig into listener messages — one about self-reinvention and not caring what people think as you get older, another about the missed business opportunities of the old TTG Instagram page (which had over a million followers before it was stolen). They debate the difference between "quitting" alcohol versus "stopping," and riff on social media inauthenticity. Along the way they swap personal stories: getting caught masturbating in a military housing shower by a 70-something acid veteran named Ron, Toby the dog bolting toward a preschool story time class, accidentally buying coffee designed for pregnant women, a quick and painless vasectomy experience, and a genuine recommendation for the Theo Vaughn and David Spade low-budget comedy Busboy.
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  EPISODE 19 - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous- Broke Boy Edition 27.04.2026 58min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod The guys kick off by theorizing that some women may have mistaken them for wealthy men and quietly moved on when they realized otherwise — sparking a broader debate about whether flaunting money is actually a warning sign versus quiet wealth being the smarter play. From there, they wade into dating app updates, including couple requests from app-matched strangers looking for a third, and riff on cliché bio phrases like "I like slow mornings." A significant chunk goes to a health update: their friend Scoop ended up in the ER after colonoscopy prep left him severely dehydrated, which caused a dangerous rapid heart rate requiring a procedure to reset it. The episode wraps with a tour through random rabbit holes — how Coachella makes its money, the "Viking meal" trend on Instagram, Palm Springs solo hotel trips, a punk rock show with a very predictable crowd, System of a Down concert memories, and logging 451 hours on Arc Raiders.
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  EPISODE 18 - Too Old For Coachella 20.04.2026 1h 5min

  Episode 18 of Two Old to Care is a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation between two blunt, self-aware middle-aged guys who pull no punches. They kick things off dissecting Ruby Rose's graphic Twitter accusations against Katy Perry, questioning whether the 20-year delay and the overly descriptive language make it feel more like a publicity stunt than a genuine disclosure. From there, they pivot to Justin Bieber's oddly brilliant Coachella set — where, unable to perform his own music after selling his rights, he browsed memes on a laptop and sang old YouTube songs karaoke-style with the crowd loving every second. Along the way, the conversation meanders through the absurdity of diesel truck culture as a masculinity hierarchy, the social media comment section as a real-life Rorschach test, a groomsman's drunken catheter dare at a foreign bar, a brush with a lady boy in Guam, and a surprisingly thoughtful exchange about embracing gray hair and aging. It's chaotic, crude, and genuinely funny — the kind of podcast that sounds like exactly what it is: two old friends just talking. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod
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  EPISODE 17 - "The One Time I Didn't Wear My Wallet Chain" 13.04.2026 1h 6min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this hour-long episode, Bradley and Schoeny open with a classic story about losing a wallet at a My Chemical Romance concert — the one time the wallet chain was left behind. They spiral into the unbelievable case of a quadriplegic cornhole professional accused of murder, rage about people standing in absurd lines for Trader Joe's tote bags, Costco rotisserie chickens, and Kirkland sweatsuits, and debate the ethics of blackface in comedy through the lens of Drake, Jamie Kennedy, and Ted Danson. They react to disturbing videos of a man shooting a wheelchair-bound veteran and a police shooting in San Diego, read a heartfelt listener email from Hungary, reminisce about four square, mosh pits (now dubbed "the dance pit"), crowd surfing injuries in Japan, and getting jet fuel in the eye in the Navy. They close with hot takes on grown men with secret handshakes, a brain-eating virus scare in San Diego, and ordering exotic game meat sausages off Amazon.
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  EPISODE 16 with Arlene -Booty Calls, Butt Rock & the Ozone Layer 06.04.2026 1h 14min

  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In this episode of Too Old to Care, the crew welcomes back returning guest Arlene for a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation. They kick things off comparing cholesterol numbers and debating whether cutting carbs is worth it. Arlene shares her six-month dating rule and stories of exes who "crashed out" too early, plus updates on a promising new relationship with a longtime friend. The group dives into the eternal fuck buddies vs. booty calls debate, reacts in horror to the Nickelback x Megan Thee Stallion Cheetos collab, and breaks down Justin Timberlake's DUI body cam footage. Along the way, they rant about fake "once in 500 years" space events, celebrate the ozone layer's recovery, discover Costco's hidden gems, complain about Uber's creepy GPS notifications, learn about off-grid earth ships, and somehow end up discussing zombies, priests, and the sounding rod saga that just won't die.