Dam Internet, You Scary!

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  363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails 23.07.2026 1h 5min

  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORSKikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!StoryblocksGet 15% OFF annual plans.👉 https://storyblocks.com/diysBlueChewUse promo code DIYS👉 https://bluechew.comGLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.comMalcolm Barrett returns to Dam Internet, You Scary! and somehow the conversation goes from Dream Con stories to lab-grown meat, ravens with incredible memories, 1950s slang, Yellowstone bison attacks, and one of the most ridiculous cannibalism debates we've ever had.We also talk about:Dream Con celebrity momentsThe alternate ending of I Am LegendLab-grown salmonRavens vs snakesFoie grasBucket list arrestsYellowstone bison attackMalcolm's new season of Average Joe🎙 Subscribe for new episodes every week!Patreon:https://patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryFollow the hosts:Tahir Moore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoorePatrick Cloud https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloudGuest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin#DamInternetYouScary #MalcolmBarrett #DreamCon #ComedyPodcast #LabGrownMeat #TheBoys #AverageJoe
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  362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE 17.07.2026 1h 3min

  SponsorsIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS!#indacloudpodDon't forget to complete the post-purchase survey and let them know Dam Internet, You Scary! sent you.Factor MealsEat smarter without spending hours meal prepping. Get 50% OFF plus FREE Daily Greens on new subscriptions. Use code: DIYS50OFF https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF(Offer valid while supplies last through September 27, 2026.)Mint MobileSwitch to premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Learn more at: https://mintmobile.com/DIYSWe're back from DreamCon, and we've got STORIES.Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud LIVE as they recap one of the wildest weekends of the year—from cosplay, fan encounters, and behind-the-scenes moments to hilarious stories that didn't make it to social media. Of course, we'll also be diving into some of the strangest, funniest, and most unbelievable stories from around the internet.Come hang out with us live, jump into the chat, and let us know what you want us to talk about!00:00 DreamCon recap begins00:01 Tech chaos before the show01:38 Why DreamCon is unlike any convention04:05 Finding your community at DreamCon05:58 Tahir's first DreamCon experience07:30 Khleo Thomas, McDonald's & Hamburglar cosplay10:45 Meeting fans and unforgettable interactions12:07 Hamburglar footage & DreamCon moments14:06 Why creators need a content team15:23 Why everyone should experience DreamCon17:02 Meeting fans, photos & creator life18:18 The growth of DreamCon20:49 Recovering after DreamCon weekend21:10 Sponsor: In The Cloud23:41 YouTube Lounge, food & networking25:40 Malcolm Barrett joins How To Nerd26:21 Why first impressions matter29:09 DreamCon keeps getting bigger31:29 Houston food recommendations32:54 Sponsor: Factor Meals36:29 Losing their voices after DreamCon37:25 Packing an 800-seat How To Nerd panel43:30 DreamCon's support for creators44:47 Sponsor: Mint Mobile47:16 Favorite DreamCon moments49:27 Black to Nature and American Forest Foundation55:15 Camping, nature & future collaborations57:07 What they'd do differently next year59:28 Creator mixers and networking1:01:19 Why DreamCon will keep growing1:03:12 Final DreamCon thoughts👇 Tell us in the comments:If you went to DreamCon, what was your favorite moment?🎙️ Become a Patreon member for exclusive episodes, bonus content, games, and behind-the-scenes fun:https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary📱 Follow Dam Internet, You Scary! on social media for clips, updates, and more.👍 Like the stream💬 Join the live chat🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode!#DreamCon #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #Comedy #LivePodcast #InternetNews #DreamCon2026
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  361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS 09.07.2026 1h

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  360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder 02.07.2026 57min

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  359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS 25.06.2026 58min

  Sponsors:Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodNew Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code SECURE10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys $45 upfront payment required, equivalent to $15/mo. New customers on first 3-month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details.Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!What would you rather deal with: 638 assassination attempts... or an island full of virus-carrying monkeys? 🤯This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the internet's strangest true stories, including the CIA's unbelievable attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, the mysterious monkey island used for government research, bizarre WWII propaganda plans, Operation Midnight Climax, and a story about a mother who was run over after letting her 13-year-old son drive.Stories discussed in this episode include:• Why the CIA reportedly tried to assassinate Fidel Castro 638 times• Exploding cigars, poisoned wetsuits, and other unbelievable assassination plots• Why the U.S. has an island full of monkeys used for medical research• Hantavirus and why humans aren't allowed on the island• The WWII propaganda campaign involving oversized condoms• Operation Midnight Climax and one of the CIA's strangest experiments• MKUltra and government mind control research• A mother who let her 13-year-old drive... and ended up getting run over• Whether she should have been criminally charged• Plus plenty of laughs, side conversations, and internet rabbit holesJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Cold Open: Why Scammers Can't Trust Each Other00:00:40 Welcome Back + Studio Intro01:31 Working Out to Relaxing Music04:09 Would You Trust an Uber Driver With No License?12:59 Sponsor: Cash App15:59 Why the U.S. Has an Island Full of Research Monkeys16:24 The Truth About Hantavirus and Monkey Island21:17 The WWII Plan to Fool Germany With Giant Condoms21:58 The CIA's 638 Failed Attempts to Kill Fidel Castro23:45 Exploding Cigars, Poisoned Wetsuits & Other Real Castro Assassination Plots26:22 Sponsor: Mint Mobile28:13 The CIA's Secret Brothel Experiment29:07 Operation Midnight Climax Explained31:24 MKUltra and Government Mind Control Experiments34:00 The Squatter Removal Strategy That Doesn't Break the Law39:10 Would This Actually Make a Squatter Leave?44:45 Mom Lets 13-Year-Old Drive... Then Gets Run Over46:05 Christmas Conversation & Holiday Irony47:45 Should the Mother Be Criminally Charged?52:00 Electric Chair Debate56:48 Final Thoughts
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  358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic 18.06.2026 1h 16min

  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at: https://BetterHelp.com/DIYSThis episode is sponsored by Factor. Get chef-prepared meals delivered right to your door. Visit https://FactorMeals.com/DIYS50OFF and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.This episode is sponsored by BlueChew Gold. Visit BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYS. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month free, plus an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping on your first order.Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people.From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior.🎙️ Guest:DJ R-Tistic https://www.instagram.com/djrtistic/Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started27:00 Reading A Crowd36:00 The Psychology Of DJing45:00 Nightlife Stories55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access1:05:00 Social Media Validation1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences1:25:00 Final Thoughts
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  357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary! 11.06.2026 1h 10min

  Sponsors:IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpodMint MobileTo get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYSHimsReady to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses.This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more.Topics This Week• AI stealing fingerprints from selfies• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan• Soviet astronaut stranded in space• Jordan Peele movie breakdown• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show• Neuralink discussion• Cockroach causes apartment explosionJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryChapter Titles & Timestamps00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach2:02:06 Outro
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  356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast) 05.06.2026 1h 7min

  Sponsors:Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Blue ChewDiscover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.This episode goes everywhere.An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin  @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/🎙️ Quit Playin' PodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios  👍 Like💬 Comment📺 SubscribeJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryChapter Titles & Timestamps0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie59:10 Wild Relationship Stories1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast1:02:00 Outro
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  355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary! 28.05.2026 59min

  This episode is sponsored by BlueChew.Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.comUse promo code: DIYSWhen you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE.This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go.Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody.👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇Do you think the UFO footage was real?Are birds actually surveillance drones?Would you ever buy a bunker?#DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentRealJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation18:13 BlueChew Ad Read20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits59:04 Outro
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  354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary 21.05.2026 1h 5min

  Sponsored By🔥 BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and discover your options today. https://www.bluechew.com Use promo code DIYS🥗 Factor MealsGet 50% OFF + free daily greens with code DIYS50OFFVisit: https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFFDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever.From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything.PLUS:• Wild high school stories• Streamer culture getting out of control• The dark side of clout chasing• Why social media changed fame forever• Netflix Is A Joke reflections• Real conversations about authenticity and success#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloudJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story00:27 Train Track Ticket Story00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture00:47 Factor Meals Ad00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates#DIYSPodcast#DamnInternetYouScary#PatrickCloud#TahirMoore#ComedyPodcast#Storytime#HeistStory#StreamerCulture#CloutCulture#FunnyPodcast#PodcastClips#BlackPodcast#NetflixIsAJoke#YouTubePodcast
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  353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary! 14.05.2026 1h 15min

  SPONSORS:Mint MobileGet your new wireless plan for just $15/month:https://mintmobile.com/diysHimsStart your personalized weight loss plan today:https://hims.com/DIYSIn The CloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more.Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates.Follow Na’im Lynn:https://www.instagram.com/naimthestar/https://www.youtube.com/@itsnaimlynnJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion11:42 Best Joke of the Night13:25 Mint Mobile Ad16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa30:42 Hims Ad33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall49:58 IndaCloud Ad52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals01:03:54 Ultra Pouches Ad01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro#Comedy #NaimLynn #KevinHartRoast #DamInternetYouScary
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  352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS 07.05.2026 1h 20min

  SponsorsBetter HelpSign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYSCash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Blue ChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS https://www.bluechew.comGLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com#ad  #sponsored  Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time.PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing.#DamInternetYouScary #CraigWayans #ComedyPodcastJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show06:00 Scary Movie Returns08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk17:00 Sponsor - GLD18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery…24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried34:06 Sponsor - Cash App36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down?01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros
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  351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS 23.04.2026 1h 14min

  FÜMHead to  https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!himsTry Hims for weight loss support: https://hims.com/DIYSBlue ChewTry BlueChew and get your third month FREE with code DIYS:https://bluechew.comDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryTopics include:A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in RussiaA nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returnsA man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant billsA bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury carA kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lectureAI scams tricking people onlineNew laws about boiling lobsters alive00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate37:00 Sponsor – FÜM39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts01:13:20 Outro + Announcements
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  350: Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYS 16.04.2026 1h 15min

  🎧 SponsorsBetterHelpThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off: https://betterhelp.com/diysFactor Mealshttps://factormeals.com/diys50offUse code diys50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box (new subscriptions only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026). See website for details.Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms: https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: http://cash.app/legal/podcastMint Mobilehttps://mintmobile.com/diys Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5GB plan required (equivalent to $15/mo). New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳In between that, things get wild:A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heardA hidden shotgun bed that makes zero senseA real college offering a BBQ degreeAnd scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs.00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality14:05 – BetterHelp Ad (Mental Health & Stress)16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion)17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂)27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500?27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate31:30 – Factor Meals Ad (Food & Convenience)34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂)46:57 – Cash App Ad (Paying Friends Easily)50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?!57:28 – Mint Mobile Ad (Cheap Phone Plans)01:00:40 – Eating 50,000-Year-Old Meat Story 🤢01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?!01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming Shows
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  349: Would You Hire Strippers for a Funeral?! on DIYS w/ @YouKnowMaaacus ​ 09.04.2026 1h 14min

  ​BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelpWhen life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diysIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodBlueChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.comUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on  @UltraPouches   New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus   joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.This episode includes:the surprising truth about funeral stripperspetty things people secretly judge others forcontroversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lostthe most dangerous jobs in the worldsocial media negativity and online behaviorgambling risks and real-life consequencestraveling and how it changes your mindsetMarcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdcA fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs.00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)00:32:31 BlueChew Ad00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + OutroComment below:Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?
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  348: Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion Lack 02.04.2026 1h 3min

  stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.Topics include:  a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller   ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders   Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)   real podcast scams targeting creators   Facebook and marketplace scam stories   near-death choking moments   weird human habits and social behavior   last words before execution and last meal debates  Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs.Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 Outro
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  347: Date Like A Salesman on DIYS w/@Charliewilsontvlive 27.03.2026 1h 1min

  Head to  https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/diys Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and  luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary!This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment.They talk about:what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratishow car sales taught Charlie how to read people and closehow he got into stand-up comedyhis first TV pilot experiencehow he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque showwhat life on the road is really like with live entertainment residenciestea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routinestretching, health, and protecting your body while working nightsleaving comfort behind to build something biggerwhy fear keeps people from betting on themselveshow to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long gameThis episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are.Subscribe to Damn Internet, You Scary! for more weekly episodes, interviews, weird internet stories, and real conversations.00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him01:03:28 Outro01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad01:08:09 Füm Ad01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing TalkJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary
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  346: A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon Cormell 20.03.2026 1h 4min

  SponsorsBlueChewTry BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.comFactorHead to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year.KikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger.This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails.They get into:whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthywhether hunting is better than being huntedtrading years of your life for moneya racehorse that was secretly turned into soupthe worst things people have found in their foodthe woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a planefake airplane parts being sold to major airlinesa family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of deathawkward teenage penguinsa WWII pigeon carrying a coded messagea beetle photo that looks like a masked human facethe creepy dead bride mannequin legendfolklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old newsLots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments.Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen00:12:51 BlueChew Ad00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death00:34:39 Factor Ad00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes00:48:06 Kikoff Ad00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro
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  345: Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted It 12.03.2026 1h

  Sponsors:BetterHelpCelebrate the people in your life who support you and remember that your mental health matters. Get 10% off your first month at: https://betterhelp.com/DIYSIndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after deathAlong the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout.Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?00:21 Survival Island Debate00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?01:00 Outro
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  344: How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan Conley 07.03.2026 1h 7min

  Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.GLDNew customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.comBlue ChewGet 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code DIYS. That’s promo code DIYS. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety informationDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet.Topics include:• Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom• The possibility of a robot apocalypse• A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting• The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story• Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plansIf you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.Subscribe for new episodes of Dam Internet You Scary every week.00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees?12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments14:47 Sponsor: Cash App16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground?20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost54:02 Haunted House Tours01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show01:06:55 Episode OutroJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary