That's Not Metal

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  Hyperblasts: Bloodstock's Electric Gamble 13.08.2026 53min

  This week we discuss how Bloodstock's 2027 announcement doubles down on a new direction, and pull out some of the lesser discussed gems within the line-up.Releases:Various Artists - A Tribute to Smashing Pumpkins: Sending Hearts to All My DeariesDead Tired - Hornets of FallLiving Weapon - Death in the FamilySweeping Promises - You Say I RomanticizeInvocation Ritual - Altered RealityHolissstik - Chapter 1: This Endless Solitude
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  Hyperblasts: Sorry, Who Commits Crime? 06.08.2026 1h 11min

  After a week of exasperating and confusing news we discuss the unconfirmed firing of Sid Wilson by Slipknot and Merauder's absolutely bizarre crashout, as well as big live announcements from Wacken, Megadeth, Mick Gordon, and the potential dungeon synth takeover of hardcore.Releases:Electric Callboy - TanzneidJohn Carpenter - CathedralCancer Bats - Give Me DirtCitizen - Halcyon BluesJamie Lenman - PukeCeremony - Tell Me Your DreamPublic Opinion - The Curse of Public OpinionNegative Frame - Break the IceWealthy Women - ChildrenHulder - VerbolgenDymna Lotva - VyrajHorrifier - Revelations of Gore
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  Hyperblasts: Wading in at Offal Fest 2026 30.07.2026 1h 16min

  This humid summer gets that bit muckier as we check out the UK's growing slam, brutal death metal, and goregrind event at Offal Fest, as well as check in on Avenged Sevenfold's latest piece of craziness, and sadly speak to the passing of all time pillar of hardcore Lou Koller of Sick of It All.Releases:Waterparks - JinxNo Pressure - NP StyleThe Hu - HunMadball - Not Your KingdomREZN - Cycles in the Infinite DreamJordsjø - PestkrønikeneSallow Moth - Hydrophilous BroodLinnéa RK Olsson - Perfect WaveFive Finger Death Punch - LegacyDisfiguring the Goddess - BloomNothingness - GodslaughterAltarage - CogwheelLipoma - Infernal Wounds of Ravenous FleshJig-Ai - JigokuTaake - En skog av nidstangLong Goodbye - A Whispered Promise of FailureShearling - Don’t Look at Me the Way a Dog Might Look at Your Leg
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  Loathe to Say 23.07.2026 2h 44min

  At least one of the most anticipated heavy albums this decade hits our radars this month as Loathe, Muse, The Menzingers, The Xcerts, Fuming Mouth, No Cure, and Arise From Worms are reviewed, along with speculation about the seemingly imminent return of Gallows.Loathe 37:32Muse 1:09:13The Menzingers 1:31:55The Xcerts 1:49:20Fuming Mouth 2:11:10No Cure 2:24:04Arise From Worms 2:33:29
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  Hyperblasts: Count Your Blessings Repented (Football Season is Over) 16.07.2026 1h 35min

  It's the week where br00tal returned (and football season is over), as we make our way to Bring Me the Horizon's Count Your Blessings | Repented shows and into the re-recorded album for the biggest event in 2006 deathcore since... 2006.Releases:Final Resting Place - Third World TribunalLoathe - A Stranger to YouMotionless In White - DecadesBoundaries - Yearning: The unbeautiful afterProtest the Hero - WithinAs It Is - As It IsThe Menzingers - Everything I Ever SawQuicksand - Bring on the PsychicsFuming Mouth - The Ringing BellFed Ash + HIRS - I AM BODY HORRORLeft to Die - Initium MortisPsycroptic - The Pulse of AnnihilationImperium - Exodus UnknownEmptiness - Nowhere SpeaksHaken - In a Fever DreamRed Method - As In Life
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  Album Club Pack July 2025 15.07.2026 3h 9min

  Sound the charge, into glory ride, as Album Clubs look at the maddening effect Twenty One Pilots' ragga-pop Blurryface had on rock, the most metal band of all Manowar's debut Battle Hymns, Turnover's mastering of emo dreampop on Peripheral Vision, and one of the 21st century's greatest and wickedest rock bands The Devil's Blood with The Time of Time No Evermore.This episode was originally published July 2025 on patreon.com/thatsnotmetal.
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  Hyperblasts: MCR and Metallica Stadium Extravaganza 09.07.2026 1h 7min

  Both Metallica's No Repeats weekend and My Chemical Romance's 20th anniversary Black Parade musical theatre reimagining hit UK stadiums, plus Damon Albarn beefs with an unlikely underground metal target.Releases:Bring Me the Horizon - Count Your Blessings | RepentedThe Plot In You - The Plot In YouThe Xcerts - i think i want to go home nowShow Me the Body - Alone TogetherDevilDriver - Strike and KillNo Cure - It Is Going to Get DarkDaydream Plus - Second Last Day of SummerIf These Trees Could Talk - The Hidden HandArise From Worms - A Bleeding Tree Hanging Self DestructionMourir - Nous, le venin
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  Hyperblasts: Outbreak Festival 2026, and Acid Bath Arrive 03.07.2026 3h 17min

  Two hard and heavy events hit the UK heat this week, as Outbreak Festival brings Hatebreed, Converge, Alexisonfire, Basement, & loads more, and Acid Bath's mad reunion brings the swamp to town their first ever UK appearance.Releases:Muse - The WOW! SignalThe Pretty Reckless - Dear GodButthole Surfers - After the AstronautThe Dead Pioneers - Wagon BurnerTruck Violence - The Weathervane is My BodyJunius - SoteraPhantom - Not Midnight YetSpeedslut - Cimbrian RitesNunslaughter - Satanic Chaos LegionsAstriferous - Atavistic UnravelingNargaroth - Apocalyptic SteelForsmán - Brenndar Rústir & Fuðrandi FjörurMiracle - The Living Likeness of My Electric DaemonShane Embury - Bridge to ResolutionMortiis - Ghosts of EuropaFief - VIIArcane Roots - A Wave, Across the SeaFiddlehead - Baby I’ll ChangeDeep Purple - Splat!Dominum - Night is CallingMoonspell - Far From GodWitchsorrow - The Devil and All His WorksSoothsayer - The UnbindingMortem - Mørketid
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  Kurt Ballou Déjà Vu 25.06.2026 2h 53min

  From twenty year waits to four month breaks, we mop up some of the biggest heavy records of the last few weeks reviewing Converge's second album of 2026, Marmozets, Static Dress, Turnover, Guilt Trip, Warning, Stormkeep, & Funebrarum.Converge 26:04Marmozets 48:34Static Dress 1:15:35Turnover 1:30:00Guilt Trip 1:41:39Warning 1:53:38Stormkeep 2:20:01Funebrarum 2:38:26
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  Hyperblasts: Bloodaxe Ninja Flips 18.06.2026 58min

  Sam returns from Asia (and through a robo-mic, sorry about that) to talk about Japanese hardcore hijinks at Bloodaxe Festival, Voivod and Midnight speed through the UK together, and we unpack the news no one saw coming that Faith No More are returning in 2027.Releases:Warning - Rituals of ShameThere Were Wires - VesselChainlacing - MessuageIron Kobra - Eternal DaggerSaidan - Fangdriller: Scars Beneath Memory’s WristMork - MonolittEinherjer - LifebloodLiminal Sky - All Tomorrow’s Darkness
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  Hyperblasts: The Week Bananas Tore Hardcore Apart 11.06.2026 1h 9min

  On top of a stream of new music from across the heavy spectrum, we weigh in on the debate following End It's targeting of the man in a banana costume at their show, why the frustration and resentment towards meme behaviour and influencer culture exists at subcultural events, and whether this particular incident went too far.Releases:Sublime - Until the Sun ExplodesSleeping With Sirens - An Ending In ItselfPussy Riot - CYKAYes - AuroraTarja - Frisson NoirSwiss Army Wife - I Love You, But I Hate It HereKhemmis - KhemmisJoseph Tholl - It Might Be ArtNuclear Tomb - Epoch InhumaneGenghis Tron - Signal FireMONO - SnowdropBIG|BRAVE - In Grief or In HopeFleshcrawl - Epitome of CarnageFires in the Distance - Circadian PromiseDefiled - Altered StateStormkeep - The Nocturnes of IswylmVéhémence - Assiéges pour l’éternitéFyrnask - ÍosirIron Reagan - DemonetizationDevourment - Pious ImpietyStill Remains - Spirit BreakerMystifier / Craven Idol - Demystification of the Fallen Souls
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  Hyperblasts: Fortress Festival 2026 Review 04.06.2026 2h 17min

  Fortress Festival returns bringing worldwide black metal exclusives to the British seaside, with Gallowbraid, Old Man's Child, Dødheimsgard, Misþyrming, A Forest of Stars & more darkening the skies over the 2026 bill.Releases:Devin Townsend - The MothTurnover - Down on EarthStatic Dress - Injury EpisodeSparta - Cut a Silhouette‘68 - They Are SurvivedHealing Wound - Bodies of Heavenly ViolenceDeafkids - Cicatrizes do FuturoAll Them Witches - House of MirrorsElder - Through ZeroMonolord - NeverendingGodthrymm - ProjectionsFunebrarum - Beckoning the Void of Eternal SilenceTyrann - Tyrann ForeverTrelldom - …by the Word…Hecate Enthroned - The Corpse of a Titan, a Lament Long BuriedConverge - Hum of HurtEvanescence - SanctuaryDeath Cab for Cutie - I Built You a Tower100 Demons - Embrace the Black LightGuilt Trip - Armour of AngelsAugust Burns Red - Season of SurrenderBlood Incantation - All Gates Open (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)A.A. Williams - SolsticeSlift - FantasiaEvergrey - Architects of a New WeaveDwarves - JenkemVoivod - SymphoniqueGurt - Survival of the Shittest
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  Steady Away Boys! Poop Poop! 28.05.2026 2h 19min

  It's all about vaporwave prog, French oi, and choo choo train black metal as a whip round the underground picks up Basement, Frozen Soul, Haggard Cat, Fire-Toolz, Prisonnier du temps, A Forest of Stars, Panopticon, and Scimitar for the month's most blistering records.Basement 15:40Frozen Soul 33:44Haggard Cat 51:10Fire-Toolz 1:05:09Prisonnier du temps 1:15:41A Forest of Stars 1:25:27Panopticon 1:47:30Scimitar 2:02:45
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  Hyperblasts: Anthrax Splashback 21.05.2026 52min

  Anthrax's first single in ten years leads us to consider the thrash legends' creative relevancy in 2026, and Avenged Sevenfold going fully indepedent by buying back their rights brings reminiscing on ten years of their album The Stage.Releases:Marmozets - CO.WAR.DICE.A - ProngDimmu Borgir - Grand Serpent RisingXCOMM - Time to BurnArmored Saint - Emotion Factory ResetDavid Eugene Edwards - Mercurial SilenceBlindead 23 - DeuteriumWitching Hour - Descending.. Where Time Has Ceased to ExistLore - Psychotic Trance of the Black NightsGridiron - Lights OutBear - Anhedonia
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  Hyperblasts: Burning Ambition 14.05.2026 54min

  Iron Maiden's brand new documentary Burning Ambition hits cinema screens, and there's new singles from Green Lung announcing their new album Necropolitan and from brat superstar Charli XCX making ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ck music.Releases:Periphery - A Pale White DotThe All-American Rejects - SandboxSuper Sometimes - Show the World What’s UnderneathHeld. - GreyVon Groove - Born to RockPro-Pain - Stone Cold AngerAcid Reign - Daze of the WeekJungle Rot - Cruel Face of WarNedgravd - AscensionAkem Manah - ThrenodiesTyrannus - Mournhold
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  Hyperblasts: Incineration Festival 2026 Review 07.05.2026 1h 38min

  This week we make our way back to Incineration to once again kick off the festival season with a scorching of black and death metal as the likes of Dragged Into Sunlight, Of Feather and Bone, Tomb Mold and Scimitar rip it up across London stages.Releases:Black Veil Brides - VindicateBasement - WIREDKoyo - Barely HereSocial Distortion - Born to KillThe Flatliners - Cold WorldHaggard Cat - The Pain That Orbits LifeGeoff Tate - Operation: Mindcrime IIIFrozen Soul - No Place of WarmthIngested- DenigrationDarkthrone - Pre-Historic MetalPanopticon - Det hjemsøkte hjertetYoth Iria - Gone with the DevilA Forest of Stars - Stack Overflow in Corpse Pile InterfaceDraconian - In Somnolent RuinForced Order - Undying SpiritCrowquill - Erase The FileScarab - Transmutation of FateGadget - Coerced
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  Hyperblasts: The Sangui-Tour 30.04.2026 34min

  Creeper's vampire extravaganza Sangui-Tour hits small venues in the UK for a full celebration of blooddrinking and leather.Releases:Foo Fighters - Your Favorite ToyThe Amity Affliction - House of CardsAtreyu - The End is Not the EndFailure - Location LostTerror - Still SufferRoman Candle - UnadulteratedArmed for Apocalypse - The Earth is Breathing Beneath MePlini - An Unnameable DesireEinar Solberg - Vox OccultaAdmiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell - The Trouble With the ShovellDemon Spell - Blessed Be the DarkSix Feet Under - Next to DieScimitar - Scimitarium IICnoc An Tursa - A Cry for the SlainBlood Countess - Imperatrix SanguinisSepultura - The Cloud of UnknowingVomit Forth - In the Name of the FatherAmerican Football - American Football (LP4)Kneecap - FenianSevendust - OneCage Fight - ExuviaVenom - Into OblivionSpell - Wretched HeartBlack Cilice - Votive FireEffluence - Anticholinergic DerangementInfected Death - Invicta
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  Last Ride At the Gates 26.04.2026 3h 7min

  Viral microtonal aliens, surprise drops, and defiant, powerful final bows rule the month with At the Gates, Enter Shikari, Corrosion of Conformity, Spirit Adrift, Angine de Poitrine, Portrayal of Guilt, Poison Ruïn, and Immolation. One last time: Go!At the Gates 18:20Enter Shikari 49:18Corrosion of Conformity 1:18:23Spirit Adrift 1:33:43Angine de Poitrine 1:49:00Portrayal of Guilt 2:14:02Poison Ruïn 2:30:48Immolation 2:51:47
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  Album Club Pack April 2025 19.04.2026 2h 50min

  We launch the polaris and get into one of our giddiest ever album clubs on Megadeth's delirious Rust In Peace, the suffocating global anger of Killing Joke 2003, the launchpad for second wave emo in Sunny Day Real Estate's Diary, and Gorguts returning to once again up the game for avant-garde death metal with Colored Sands.This episode was originally published April 2025 on patreon.com/thatsnotmetal.
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  Hyperblasts: Recount Your Blessings 16.04.2026 54min

  Bring Me the Horizon make the genuinely absurd announcement of Count Your Blessings 20th anniversary celebrations, Nine Inch Noize owns Coachella, and Evanescence lead the singles in their team-up with the Fish.Releases:Nine Inch Noize - Nine Inch NoizeSkindred - You Got This.gif from god - DissimulationThe Last Ten Seconds of Life - The Dead OnesPrince Daddy & the Hyena - Hotwire Trip SwitchHold My Own - Pay No MindMat McNerney - The Bones of the Dead, or Three Turns CounterclockwiseCrippled Black Phoenix - SceaduhelmLeila Abdul-Rauf - Andros InsidiumOrdh - Blind In Abyssal RealmsReeking Aura - On the Promise of the MoonPissrot - Absolute FormMuerto - Eclipsed RealmsNekrogoblikon - The Boiling SeaGout - Actual Bastard