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The Fifth Trimester: Sam Wood’s DV Charges & The Myth Of The Good Guy 05.10.2026 37p

This episode discusses alleged domestic violence. If you need help, please call 1800RESPECT Imagine being on death row, only for your execution not to work. That’s exactly what happened to Tennessee woman Christa Pike last week, and we’re certain it’s already being turned into a Netflix true crime documentary. Trigger warning on this one, DLs, as it deals with domestic violence. Former Bachelor star Sam Wood has been charged over an alleged domestic violence incident in Noosa over the weekend. We’re beyond over the problem this country has with violence against women, so where to from here? Then, a silly little palate cleanser. Influencer and Gen Z icon Alix Earle has just claimed she’s never read a book, but fear not! We’ve noticed a micro-trend seeking out tactile media again, and we’re so here for it. Our INs and OUTs include the new quiet luxury symbol, the death of baggy jeans, ugly sunnies and the ultimate beach accessory.  - Oakley Eye Jacket sunglasses Arc'teryx  Business and Pleasure Co. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I’m Never the Mum Who Puts Her Hand Up 01.10.2026 11p

This week's caller is feeling guilty for not volunteering at school. HARD relate.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ask Us (Literally) Anything 28.09.2026 1ó 7p

Our 2026 live show, Know Thyself, has officially come to an end. So obviously, we had to do an AMA. We’re spilling some tour tea, talking costumes, getting emotional about the final show and answering the question everyone wants to know… what happens next? Come for the answers. Stay for the oversharing. - LIVE STREAM and BOX SET (extended to Midnight AEST Sunday 4th October) Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Want Our Families To Blend 24.09.2026 14p

Today’s caller has mixed feelings about blending her family.  - Show Merch (FREE Cream Hat with every order) LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Age of Kid Is The Easiest? 21.09.2026 45p

Know Thyself is officially over, the showgirl shoes are off and Gem and Revz are left wondering what the hell they’re going to do with themselves now. In the meantime, stream all four shows on the website before they’re gone forever! Then, the school mum contact naming system “Gemma (Raffa & Iggy’s Mum)” it’s an official thing, right? And Gem wants to freeze her kids at 6 and 8 forever, is this the perfect age? DLs, A little glimmer of hope from the early parenting trenches, because there really is a light at the end of that motherf*cking tunnel. Notspon: G: Tool to dig up Make Up and Skincare Dregs R: Gyoza Girl - LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can’t Deal With Class Parent Politics 17.09.2026 24p

This week’s DL has got more than she bargained for as class parent.  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz’s (Current) Boyfriend in the Hot Seat 14.09.2026 45p

Doron’s on the mic today and honestly, buckle up. We’re getting a little taste of what it’s like to fall in love, move to NYC and chase a Broadway dream… all in the time it takes to get two manicures. Casual. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Postpartum is NOT a Competition, Bestie 10.09.2026 14p

Today's caller is not vibing her competitive postpartum friend.  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH LIVE STREAM and BOX SET Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tradwife For The Independent Woman 07.09.2026 47p

Welcome to the roast fest, Besties, it’s our love language. The WDHTFT Live Show Box Set is officially here! Get all 4 shows, including the Know Thyself livestream on Saturday 19 September, via our website. Squeal! Then, what comes to mind when you hear “independent woman”? And why don’t we talk about independent men in quite the same way? Plus, we’re unpacking Dr Gottman’s Bids for Connection. Are you turning towards, turning away… or completely missing the bid because you’re on your phone? Not spon:  G: Toscano Chocolate Crepes R: Darrell Lee Raspberry Twists - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Take The Leap? 03.09.2026 8p

This week’s caller is thinking of moving countries and doing a whole life change.  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Night Nanny With A Side Of Shame 31.08.2026 33p

The bad news is we had a technical glitch and lost our audio files, the good news is we extracted the video audio so we didn't leave you without an ep this week. A night nanny sounds like the dream, so why does accepting help come with a complimentary side of shame and guilt? Today we’re unpacking the weird pressure to do it all, the judgement around outsourcing the night shift and why exhausted mums simply cannot win. Let’s discuss, DLs. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Feeling Pet Pressure 27.08.2026 10p

Her kids want a dog, but our DL does not.  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Third Child Conspiracy 24.08.2026 44p

Ok, so apparently third babies are usually a “surprise”. But is this an actual phenomenon, a wildly convenient excuse, or have parents simply stopped pretending they know how babies are made by round three? Let’s unpack the third-child theory. And while we’re here, we reminisce about the good, the beautiful and the mostly very difficult reality of our newborn life. Happy Tuesday, DLs! - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Friendship Divorce 20.08.2026 15p

Today's caller is in the middle of a friendship breakup and has to pick a side.  - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Fifth Trimester: Why Hayden Panettiere’s Death Has Rocked Millennials 19.08.2026 28p

Hollywood actress Hayden Panettiere has tragically died at just 36 years old from a suspected overdose. She was found unresponsive at a residence in Greenville, South Carolina, on Sunday, August 16. A true millennial icon, Hayden began acting as a child and broke through in Remember the Titans at just 10 years old, before going on to star in Heroes, Nashville and the Scream franchise. Bella is joined by Gem to unpack the devastating news in real time, reflecting on Hayden’s extraordinary career, the darker side of growing up in the Hollywood machine, and the complicated intersection of child stardom, exploitation and addiction that she spoke so openly about throughout her life. **If anything we talk about today brings something up for you, Lifeline is available 24/7 on 13 11 14 Mentions: Hayden Panettiere’s final interview on Jay Shetty’s podcast This Is Me: A Reckoning by Hayden Panettiere Follow @the_fifth_trimesterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Best Friend and Your Best Friend 17.08.2026 1ó

Revz's best friend (obvi) Gem, and Revz's boyfriend's best friend (stay with us) Jordy, both sit down on the mic to chat. How are the best friends doing with this whirlwind romance? The bestie support group has entered the chat. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Did Your Kid Really Do That? 13.08.2026 14p

This week’s caller is struggling with the impossible quality of the third graders projects. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What’s with the Parents On the Sidelines? 10.08.2026 59p

Canberra, here we come! We are mere DAYS away from hitting the stage with our Know Thyself show, and our excitement levels have officially reached pants-wetting territory. Meanwhile, Revz may or may not have almost burnt down her house… again. Teddy is absolutely devastated after losing his favourite PJs, Isla’s first stint as a referee may also have been her last, jaw-on-the-floor moment incoming, and Iggy has officially become the most indecisive child alive, which is reeeeally testing Gem’s patience. Big feelings, questionable decisions and pre-show chaos. So, standard. #Notspon: R: Lego 3 in 1 series  G: Inflatable movie screen from Kmart  - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront  Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on AppleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is That What They’re Wearing, Hubs? 06.08.2026 10p

Today’s caller wants her husband to take pride in their kids appearance. - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Check out our Amazon Storefront Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.