Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production
Alex Nursall & Emily Kellogg
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Beatrice Ashe works as an assistant at a detective agency in Toronto. After a brutal attack leaves her near death, her boss offers her a second chance that introduces her to a hidden world of monsters and mysteries. The show explores themes of new beginnings, justice, and the search for truth. It is produced by the creators of the award-winning horror fiction podcast Parkdale Haunt.
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20.5: MOONSEED 14.02.2026 50pThis goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another... CW: drug use Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox and J Strautman as Hollis Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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20: ROWAN 26.11.2025 52pEveryone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every opportunity to make change is disappearing. For Bea and Grace, their chances of escape are slimming quickly. But it's not just them who are in trouble... So maybe you are trapped in a room, or in an untenable position, or a job you can't leave, or between a ravenous crowd and a broken window. Maybe there is a way out, just not the one you wanted. You can't walk away, you can only escape. You can run. For everyone, the walls are closing in, whether they realize it or not. CW: violence, mental torture, death Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Justin Thomas James as Bill Shaun Oldfield as Michael Rach Shelkey as the Board Member and Phil Wright as the Security Guard Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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19: SUGARBERRY 19.11.2025 46pThings are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away the thing holding an entire place up, just to watch it crumble? Bea, Grace, Hollis, and Lennox are now faced with what it means to collapse. What waits for them on the other side? CW: violence (described and experienced), blood, death, gore (described), torture, abuse Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Kat Letwin as Vivian Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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18: SASSAFRAS 12.11.2025 53pGrace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning to the world she thought she had escaped from. Bea is experiencing some real flighty coworkers. And Rhys? Well, he's out there listening to the siren call of the night, the sound of smooth jazz leading him onward onto the rain-slick streets, and taking the chance to make his own fun while left to his own devices... CW: death, violence Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael Bridget Cann as The Spider Woman Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Chris Berube as the Ex-Husband and Cody Crain as Grace's Victim Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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17: IRONWOOD 05.11.2025 54p... To die, to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within, What dreams may become real, for the dreams... wait, What dream is this? What dream do I find myself within? To sleep, perchance to wake, perchance to dream, to dream, to dream To dream and to dream again, only to wake, Once more, as always, in the dark. CONTENT WARNING: physical abuse, verbal abuse, body horror, blood, gore, death (implied) Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Bridget Cann as Grace's Ex Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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16: SERVICEBERRY 29.10.2025 54pThe only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows this and he'll use it to his advantage, she knows that. But he's not the only one who knows, and the shadow grows longer and longer and touches more and more. Oh, and just a reminder that the AGM is coming up, so hope to see you there! You will have to be there. You wouldn't want people talking now, would you? CONTENT WARNING: N/A Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Vanya Drakul as Bob Dracula Taylor Davis as Aurelius Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Shaun Oldfield as Michael and B Marsollier as the Hacker Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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15: SYCAMORE 22.10.2025 40p"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and you'll understand them better," that's an approximation of the saying, right? Well, what about their socks? And their pants? And their shirt? And their skin? The feeling of their muscles and bones moving in concert, a feeling you understand but is still completely and utterly foreign to you, because they are not yours. What then? Bea and Lennox experience a bit of a shift in their perceptions of the other person, but not in a way you'd expect. And now it's Grace and Rhys's problem. Or, wait, which one are you again? ... Hoo boy. CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied) Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis and Danica Bansie as Ginger Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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A SHORT INTERLUDE: THE WRONG STATION 17.10.2025A quick shout out to The Wrong Station, who are celebrating 10 years of their show with spooky stories coming out every day this October - 31 stories for 31 days. You can check them out at www.wrongstation.com or listen anywhere you get your podcasts. May you have a good day, and we'll see you next Wednesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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14: TAMARACK 15.10.2025 55pThere's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is. The storm is growing and growing and growing, thunder in the distance, a lightning flash on the edge of your vision. You feel something stirring. What do you do next? CONTENT WARNING: N/A Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Dain Miller as The Book Shaun Oldfield as The Ghoul and featuring the voices of Cat Nakaza, Keith Ohman, and Kyle Anderson Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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13: SPRUCE 08.10.2025 1ó 6pWhen you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Do you know who's looking back? A client comes looking for help with a presence in their life that's causing problem after problem. Another client is looking for closure on a chapter of their life that they want to be done. But closure isn't easy, or wanted, or guaranteed. Sometimes you're left picking up the pieces of the mirror, unsure of your own reflection. Is the person that you see the person you want to be? Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Taylor Davis as Aurelius Motzie Dapul as Eleanor and Alexa Morgan as Natalia Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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12: HICKORY 01.10.2025 45pA client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm. CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied) Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Niall Spain as Friedrich Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Harleen Bhogal as the ROM employee Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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11: OAK 24.09.2025 58pIt's a new day (night, really) and Bea, Grace, and Rhys have a whole new world to face. Bea's coming to terms with an ability she didn't expect or want. Grace has to deal with the full-throated return of the one person she's been trying to keep as far away as possible. Rhys... actually, I'm not sure what Rhys is doing. I'm sure it's fun though. And somewhere, Lennox is waiting. He's waited for so long. What's a few days, weeks, months more when you know that you can finally, finally get what you want? It's time for everyone to come to terms with a few things, although not all of them are bad... CONTENT WARNING: coercion, mental violence Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Justin Thomas James as Bill Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Zeke Amos as Balthazar Dain Miller as Frank, the Minotaur and Lola Landekic as Sophia, the Sphinx Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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WOODBINE S2 - EMIEL HOLDINGS NEW EMPLOYEE VIDEO 17.09.2025 3pHello, and welcome. Here at Emiel, we like to think of ourselves as a community. A family, even. One not tied through blood - although that is a part of it, in a sense - but through a shared commitment. You help each other. You support each other. You stand by each other. That is how things work here. At the very least, it is the environment we hope to foster. Through hard work, the tireless efforts of our board of directors, and the dedication of our staff, we have grown from a small office in what is now Deer Park to a multi-faceted conglomerate with an ever-widening and diversifying portfolio. If you are lucky, you can become a part of it. Come, there is much to learn. Season 2 of Woodbine arrives September 24th, 2025. Woodbine is an original podcast Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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PROMO: StanLand E1 - "The Scion, the Glitch, and the IKEA Wardrobe" 30.07.2025 40pHello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one more thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out StanLand, a new show on the Sonar network. When cynical podcaster Melanie Hughes vanishes without a trace, the only clue is her abandoned recorder, discovered by the side of a road, containing a story that begins with a dusty IKEA wardrobe… and ends in a magical realm slowly being swallowed up by fast food chains, retail shopping, and vape stores. Enter Zyngia: once a land of wonder, ruled by a talking lion, now a cautionary tale of what happens when fantasy meets modern consumerism. At the center of it all? Stan Little. Unemployed. Unremarkable. Possibly the last person you’d want on a magical quest. And yet… here we are. StanLand is a five-part satirical fantasy series written by Mike Sacks and S.G. Wilson, featuring Bobby Moynihan, Rhea Seehorn, Jon Hamm, John Waters and more. So here's episode one. You can find the rest on their feed wherever you get your podcasts. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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PROMO: Desert Skies S1E1 - "The Flavor of Life" 28.03.2025 31pHello again. We're just popping in to tell you about another podcast you might want to check out if you're a fan of Woodbine or Parkdale Haunt (and are looking for something to listen to while waiting for Season 2). Desert Skies is a quirky and heartfelt fiction podcast about life between this world and the next, set in the afterlife. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a gas station called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff at the station help new arrivals to the afterlife get ready to embark on their journey through the celestial spheres, and what begins as a slice of life story following new arrivals to the station grows into an epic tale where the stakes are life, or in this case, the afterlife, and death. The first and second season of Desert Skies are available now and the third season is currently in production.You can find Desert Skies on any podcast platform, or you can check out the rest of the podcast here: https://pod.link/1634726836 Thanks, and we’ll see you soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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10.5: SPICEBUSH 14.02.2025 45pWhat flashes before your eyes as you die? Memories, thoughts big and small that nested somewhere in your brain, echoes you ignored. But in those final flashes, the silliest things can be brought to the forefront: Unimportant conversations, odd moments, even cases you never put that much importance in. Now, that last one only really applies if you work in a detective agency, to be fair. Sometimes small things make an outsized impression. But memories are malleable, fallible, easily made and easily broken. When you're running through them, how much of them can you trust? They twist and turn and bend and break with only the slightest amount of pressure. Do you understand? Rhys? Can you hear me? Rhys? Please wake up, please. Content warnings: death (mentioned), sex (mentioned) Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall This episode was written and directed by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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HONEYSUCKLE: Woodbine S1 Q&A (Part 2) 23.12.2024 58pSurprise! Here's Part 2. What, you thought we were going to wait? Hah! It's a Christmas miracle where we decided to drop both episodes within an hour of each other. Here's the rest of our discussion (featuring Emily, Alex, Ian, Rob and J) where we tried to answer as many questions as we could (we're sorry if we didn't get to yours). Thanks for listening, and we'll see you soon for our next holiday episode (and Season 2, Fall 2025) 🖤 Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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HONEYSUCKLE: Woodbine S1 Q&A (Part 1) 23.12.2024 1ó 10pWell hello there. Welcome to the Woodbine S1 Q&A: Part 1, where we answer about half of your questions. In this episode, you can hear thoughts on the show (and much more) from our own Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy, along with special guests Rob Deobald and J Strautman. Stay tuned for much more in Part 2, coming soon... Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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10: CHOKECHERRY 28.10.2024 50pYou can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and there's only one person who can give them to her. But that means no more running, no more avoiding, no more looking away. You have to face your problems head on, no matter what happens, no matter what they bring. You have to stop running at some point. No matter what, the past will find you and it is not kind. This is the season finale of Woodbine (Season One). We'll see you soon. CONTENT WARNING: verbal abuse, violence, death Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Rob Deobald as Lennox Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys J Strautman as Hollis and Shaun Oldfield as Neil Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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09: HEMLOCK 25.10.2024 43pSometimes you have to turn to an old friend for some help. The life experience that comes with age can give a lot of insight into all kinds of situations. And when that person is ageless? Well, then you can expect some truly sage advice. For Grace and Bea, Lennox's shadow grows ever longer, Hollis continues to insert themselves wherever they want, and the night stretches out beyond them endlessly. Meanwhile, Rhys is somewhere nearby, looking at Hawaiian shirts on his phone. CONTENT WARNING: alcohol, violence, death Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Vanya Drakul as Dracula Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis and Marialla Lopez as the server Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
