ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories — Podcast

"DON'T Play This LOST Xbox 360 Game..." | CLANCYPASTA ORIGINAL 04.06.2026 52p

"...I remember the night I downloaded the game too well..." CREEPYPASTA► "DON'T Play This LOST Xbox 360 Game..." written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA► This story is original, exclusive, and only found here on ClancyPasta.Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"There Are FAKE PEOPLE On The Streets" | CLANCYPASTA ORIGINAL 24.05.2026 34p

"...I first saw him, on a Tuesday..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Think There Are Fake People Out on the Streets" written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA► This story is original, exclusive, and only found here on ClancyPasta.Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"The Ethereal Below" | CLANCYPASTA 23.05.2026 12p

"...I've always been drawn to caves..." CREEPYPASTA► "The Ethereal Below" written by Adventurous-Sign9562, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1i4dtsh/the_ethereal_below/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Shouldn't Have Taken That Job..." | CLANCYPASTA | TERRIFYING Scary Story 10.05.2026 59p

"...'You'll start tomorrow,' he said..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Shouldn't Have Taken That Job..." written by Tom Maglaqui, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1swnrro/i_shouldnt_have_taken_that_job/► https://www.instagram.com/tommaglaquiwriter/► https://tommaglaquiride.com/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"Ed, Edd, n Eddy: YOU FORGOT" | CLANCYPASTA | LOST EPISODE 09.05.2026 16p

Shouldn't have gone through those old VHS tapes... CREEPYPASTA► "Ed, Edd, n Eddy: YOU FORGOT" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPastaHere are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaThe tale: https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Ed,_Edd_n_Eddy_-_YoU_fOrGoTMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Hunt Spirits for the Government - Case Subject: "The Spirit of Sea Trash" | CLANCYPASTA 06.05.2026 42p

"From this point on, you're reading the words of a man that doesn't exist..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Hunt Spirits For The Federal Government - Case Subject: The Spirit of Sea Trash" written by Doll Bones, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1r9b0p7/i_hunt_spirits_for_the_federal_government_case/https://www.reddit.com/user/DeadDollBones/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Tried to Rush a Bonsai..." | CLANCYPASTA 05.05.2026 27p

"That was when I remembered the card from the box..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Tried to Rush a Bonsai" written by Bilbo_Cheated, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t06ucy/i_tried_to_rush_a_bonsai/► https://www.reddit.com/user/Bilbo_Cheated/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"Ed, Edd, n... Who?" | CLANCYPASTA | LOST EPISODE 02.05.2026 12p

wait a second... who's that, Double D? CREEPYPASTA► "Ed, Edd, n Freddy" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPastaHere are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaThe tale: https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Ed,_Edd_n_FreddyMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"My Girlfriend Took Me to My Own Grave." | CLANCYPASTA 02.05.2026 25p

"What... what is this?..." CREEPYPASTA► "Despite being very much alive, my girlfriend took me on a hike through the mountains to show me not one, but two of my own graves." written by GildedArchways, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1svu5qn/despite_being_very_much_alive_my_girlfriend_took/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Work at a Funeral Home, and a Body Keeps Showing Up in the Wrong Drawer." | CLANCYPASTA 30.04.2026 22p

"I've been keeping track of the strange things that happen at the funeral home..." CREEPYPASTA► "I work at a funeral home, and a body keeps showing up in the wrong drawer." written by erinisnotfunny, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1svyf6t/i_work_at_a_funeral_home_and_a_body_keeps_showing/https://www.reddit.com/user/erinisnotfunny/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"This Halo 3 Glitch Just Isn't Worth It..." | CLANCYPASTA | CREEPY GAMING 29.04.2026 31p

There's one secret Halo 3 still holds... CREEPYPASTA► "Halo 3: Half Flood" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPastaHere are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaFind this tale: https://trollpasta.com/wiki/Halo_3_-_Half_Flood:_The_Special_GiftMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"It All Started With Corn" | CLANCYPASTA 27.04.2026 20p

"... I realized the cameras were still recording..." CREEPYPASTA► "It All Started With Corn" written by Mayonnaiseonahotdog, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1sscipx/it_all_started_with_corn/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"Have You Ever Played 'Three Leaves, Two Branches, One Beak?'" | CLANCYPASTA 27.04.2026 32p

"That was the first thing Jeremy ever said to me..." CREEPYPASTA► "Have you ever played Three Leaves, Two Branches, One Beak?" written by ToastWithWifi, narrated by ClancyPastaPart 1 ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1sg5l39/have_you_ever_played_three_leaves_two_branches/Part 2 ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1si0d8j/have_you_ever_played_three_leaves_two_branches/00:00 - Part 120:14 - Part 2Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Guard a Laboratory. I Think They're Up to Something." | CLANCYPASTA 26.04.2026 6p

"Never seen anything like it..." CREEPYPASTA► "I guard a laboratory. I think they're up to something." written by No-Difficulty-5985, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1sgcbla/i_guard_a_laboratory_i_think_theyre_up_to/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"Something's WRONG With The Wickenshire House..." | CLANCYPASTA 24.04.2026 50p

"The blaring of my cellphone jolted me awake..." CREEPYPASTA► "There's something wrong with the Wickenshire house." written by RandomAppalachian468, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1pniyt6/theres_something_wrong_with_the_wickenshire_house/https://www.reddit.com/user/RandomAppalachian468/Check out the Author's page for other stories that take place in the same shared universe!Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"We Built a 4 Dimensional House. We Shouldn't Have Walked on the Roof." by RohanRedfang | CLANCYPASTA 09.04.2026 57p

"My God..." I whispered..." CREEPYPASTA► "We built a 4-dimensional house. Shouldn't have walked on the roof." written by RohanRedfang, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1s046gs/we_built_a_4dimensional_house_shouldnt_have/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Kept Finding the Same Sticker in Library Books. The Reason was Horrifying." by TwistedUrbanTales | CLANCYPASTA 28.03.2026 16p

"In sophomore year of high school, I practically lived in the library..." CREEPYPASTA► "I kept finding the same sticker in library books. The reason was horrifying." written by TwistedUrbanTales, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1s0cjkw/i_kept_finding_the_same_sticker_in_library_books/► https://www.reddit.com/user/TwistedUrbanTales/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"DON'T Pick Up The Girl By The Road!" by Terralava | CLANCYPASTA 27.03.2026 10p

"I almost slammed on the brakes he caught me so off guard. “What did you just say to me?” CREEPYPASTA► "The girl by the road" written by Terralava, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1s045v8/the_girl_by_the_road/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"I Ordered a PS Vita Online. I Received a Box of Spiders..." | CLANCYPASTA 23.02.2026 10p

"Approaching the door, there was a small cardboard box waiting at the mat..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Ordered A PS Vita Online. I Received A Box of Spiders." written by Expensive-Pie-9154, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qrnp7j/i_ordered_a_ps_vita_online_i_received_a_box_of/► https://www.reddit.com/user/Expensive-Pie-9154/The Author's Substack ► https://holmerj.substack.com/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories

"Something Is Wrong With The Sauce..." | CLANCYPASTA 02.02.2026 20p

"I’ve worked at Daryl’s Pizza since I was fourteen..." CREEPYPASTA► "Something is wrong with the sauce."written by Itchy-Environment949, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qrq613/something_is_wrong_with_the_sauce/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagram.com/clancypastaSPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/show/51DHHPsFnEvDAGfRiZPMF7ANCHOR.FM ► https://anchor.fm/clancypastaMUSIC► Background music is original and done in house by my best friend and house audio designer SKEEVY WEEVIL#Creepypasta #scarystories #horrorstories