Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Dad Reacts To Modern Prices | DFMB Episode 175 30.06.2026 36p

Charles and Link talk about their experiences with sleep walking and talking, and Charles attempts to freestyle rap. Then, Link quizzes Charles to see if he can guess the prices of things from the year he was born vs. now, and two have a fascinating and intellectual debate: would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses? C'mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link's Anniversary Trip | DFMB Episode 174 23.06.2026 36p

Charles goes on the radio, and of course, we have a clip of it, and of course, he performed flawlessly. Charles also updates Link on Nancy’s recent treatment milestone, and Link discusses his anniversary getaway with Christy. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

2026 Link Vs. 2015 Link | DFMB Episode 173 16.06.2026 30p

Happy Father’s Day to all the daddy Myrtle Beasts out there! The two celebrate Father’s Day AND the four year anniversary of the podcast by doing wonderful impersonations of each other. The two revisit the 2015 episode of GMM “Things Most Humans Can’t Do” to test if the skills really are genetic. Plus, the two roast more paint hacks. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Could Dad Do The WORST Parts Of My Job? | DFMB Episode 172 09.06.2026 39p

Charles updates Link on the latest developments in his garden, and Link tries to convince him to turn his overflowing tomato harvest into ketchup. Then, the two react to Myrtle Beast emails about who they supposedly resemble, revisit some of the most infamous foods Link has ever eaten on GMM, and put their instincts to the test in a game of spotting the fake profession. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Our Top Secret Time Together | DFMB Episode 171 02.06.2026 33p

It’s Tuesday which means it’s time for another Dispatch! Charles and Link recap their recent top secret adventures together (as much as they can share!). Charles sees his thirst trap video in all its glory for the first time ever, and Link talks about his recent family pizza night ultimate fail. C’mon and have a good time with us!Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.)Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

It's Our Birthdays! | DFMB Episode 170 26.05.2026 29p

It's time for the annual Neal boys birthday episode! Charles serenades Link with, you guessed it, 50 Cent. The two talk about 47 and 73, and discuss what they're looking forward to in 48 and 74. Plus, Charles tries to guess what modern items are in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and Charles performs foley for a scene called "Link Gets A Midnight Snack". C'mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Oura Ring Dubai Chocolate Paris Hilton Delivery Robot Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad Reacts To Grocery Prices At Erewhon | DFMB Episode 169 19.05.2026 30p

Charles learns about modern niche hobbies, and also learns how to say the word niche. Would Charles try LARPing or a silent disco? Is being a nudist in his future? Probably! Plus, Link tries to get Charles to guess ridiculous grocery prices from Erewhon. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad Reacts To Internet Slop | DFMB Episode 168 12.05.2026 36p

Link gives an update on Lincoln’s feelings on Canadian girls. The two are challenged with more riddles, which makes them wonder if they are smarter in the morning time. Plus, the two watch reels about Animal Olympics, backrolling (yes, that’s what it’s called), and ridiculous beach hacks. Plus, Lord Charles tries to pronounce Game Of Thrones characters. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: https://www.tiktok.com/@its.baby.podcast/video/7524208832487132430?_r=1&_t=ZT-95CprtI4U74 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SXgGqdlQVd8 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6uHPpQC9Jgc Pronunciation Segment: Daenerys Targaryen Khaleesi Tyrion Lannister Petyr Baelish Brienne of Tarth Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Rhett Sends Dad A Weird Message | DFMB Episode 167 05.05.2026 39p

Charles tells a story about when he pushed his sister out of a tree, and Charles and Link call the family to get the story straight. The two give advice to someone whose boyfriend refuses to post her on social media, and to a husband who dislikes his wife’s lasagna. Plus, Charles gets a mysterious message from none other than…Rhett McLaughlin? C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Could Dad Do My Job? | DFMB Episode 166 28.04.2026 36p

A Canadian Myrtle Beast emails in to confess her crush on Link's son, Lincoln. Charles says he would try Link's job on GMM, but Link challenges him on it by showing him a series of iconic clips from the show. Plus, Charles discusses what he wishes people knew about aging, and the two talk about their roller coaster experiences. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Rhett & Link's Trip To Alaska | DFMB Episode 165 21.04.2026 39p

Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Fans Subscribe Dad To Hilarious Newsletters | DFMB Episode 164 14.04.2026 36p

Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles Reacts To Link Getting Pranked On GMM | DFMB Episode 163 07.04.2026 36p

Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad Gets Touched By This Fan’s Story | DFMB Episode 162 31.03.2026 37p

Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986 youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8 instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad Reacts To Himself On Reddit | DFMB Episode 161 24.03.2026 35p

It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad Gets Electrocuted | DFMB Episode 160 17.03.2026 36p

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep doo-doo with their HOA. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

How Link Feels About Getting Older | DFMB Episode 159 10.03.2026 38p

Charles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Charles Reacts To Viral Link Moments | DFMB Episode 158 03.03.2026 43p

Charles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Bad Bunny Tampon Sydney Sweeney Boba Tea Heated Rivalry (Ilya & Shane) Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Dad Reacts To An Old Rhett & Link Video | DFMB Episode 157 24.02.2026 35p

Charles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach

Link Had Another Accident | DFMB Episode 156 17.02.2026 39p

Well, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol.com. (Charles also accepts deez nuts jokes, unfortunately.) Check out the video version of this podcast: youtube.com/@DispatchesFromMyrtleBeach