The Jack & Ash Show

OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT! 29.05.2026 1ó 3p

How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories...From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers..Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO 22.05.2026 1ó 6p

There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT.Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM?? 15.05.2026 1ó 5p

Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism…It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one??Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB 08.05.2026 53p

What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course!If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants to study marathon runners in the lab, and why Jack has been caught out at the afters.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES 01.05.2026 59p

Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage massage. There is also the small topic of how completely wild noughties TV was and the savagery of the Wii Fit.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO 24.04.2026 1ó 8p

And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato. There are also signs of a Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin crossover, which is officially our next favourite conspiracy theory.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for weekly bonus episodes and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT 17.04.2026 1ó 7p

While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations.There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS 10.04.2026 1ó 2p

Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES 03.04.2026 1ó 10p

Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and of course give out a plethora of bad advice.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN 27.03.2026 1ó 2p

What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY 26.03.2026 52p

Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson?Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about.This episode is sponsored by the Department for Education and #getintoteachingGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASH'S LIES, LIPPIES AND A MOVING PIECE OF QUEER LITERATURE 20.03.2026 54p

The truth always comes out eventually... Will Jack forgive Ash for keeping secrets? There are also more shocking revelations to deal with concerning Buzzballs, haircuts and why Jack went viral after playing on a Mariah Carey themed slot machine in Vegas.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A MOTHER'S CURSE, COBB SALAD TEETH AND 'THE TAVERN' 13.03.2026 1ó 1p

There's a foul spirit in the air that needs to banished, and Jack has the perfect ritual deal with it. There's also a lot to debrief on regarding Cobb salad, the majesty of Skepta and the absolute BS of the undiscovered oceans.Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at:https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShowGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RANDOM MAN, OCTOPI AND PAELLA PROBLEMS 06.03.2026 1ó 5p

We've all been there. You're on a night out, you head to the final club of the evening and the queue is longer than a love letter to Ainsley Harriott. So you take the afters back to your house! Sure, you pick up a few stragglers on the way, but everyone knows everyone else, right?… RIGHT?! No one would have a random man in their house for seven hours that no one else knew, would they? There are mysteries aplenty here, plus why Jack HATES paella. Like, legitimately - we all got a bit scared.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE MOMENT, DEAD CASH AND LOST IN LOST 27.02.2026 1ó 3p

After a life-changing moment at The Moment, Jack and Ash quickly find themselves lost in Lost and have to hunker down in an old cinema. There’s also much to discuss regarding the death of cash, northern sayings, and why 2006 was infinitely better than 2016.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PHANTOM POOS, AMERICA AND FINGER SANDWICHES 20.02.2026 1ó

We’re fresh off the "premier" red carpet and absolutely not behaving normally. Jack and Ash debrief the Wuthering Heights premiere, get distracted by Jacob Elordi’s face, and wage a passionate campaign for the frivolity of a finger sandwich. We also hear how turkeys do come in cans and the story of a phantom pooer let loose in Halifax.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AI ASH, FROLICS AND MOIRA ROSE 🌹 13.02.2026 1ó 2p

After discovering Ash’s beauty has been stolen by a foul and elusive bedevilment known as “Night Club AI”, Jack finds himself in some dark times (not that dark). Never one to shy away from the club though, Ash shares her unique outlook on how to game the system of drink-holding to allow for a world of plentiful frolicking. We also hear why babies could be the latest must-have accessory at an afters, and a moving tribute to our spiritual mother – Moira Rose xGOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASH WANTS A FARM, THE TWEENIES AND A GAY CULTURE VULTURE 06.02.2026 1ó 1p

We’ve stepped into a fever dream. Ash wants to set up a farm in her house and become an egg dealer, while Jack is stuck in a world of whimsy and frivolity, reminiscing about The Wombles and musing over who was the fittest member of The Tweenies. There’s also time to debunk conspiracy theories regarding the pop star Pink and discuss what would be the best medieval drinking vessel.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASH'S WORST PHOTO, K-POP LOVE & SPICY EXES 30.01.2026 1ó 2p

In a moment of feral fever, Ash has allowed the worst photo ever taken of her to be shared with the world. Meanwhile, Jack is dying to chat about Heated Rivalry and the Brooklyn Beckham saga with his bestie. Plus, there’s a big helping of bad advice to dish out to a listener who has found themselves becoming an insatiable maneater.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JACK'S HEAD SHAME, ASH'S WATFORD SECRET & LIES FROM BRAZIL 23.01.2026 1ó 9p

There’s a Hogmanay of revelations to be revealed as Jack has brought back a head full of shame from Brazil, and someone from Ash’s past has surfaced with a fact about her that even her bestest friend didn’t know. Also up for discussion is the revival of the “oh god” meme and a good helping of chat around maritime culture.GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE?📩 Send them in to hello@thejackandashshow.com📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.