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• 280 Mysteries Ep 49 – The Case of the Oven Mitts w/ Bill Oakley 11.06.2026 55min

  Support the podcast on Patreon and get access to the entire 280 Mysteries catalog! https://patreon.com/372pages Legendary Simpsons writer, showrunner, and executive producer Bill Oakley joins us to discuss his new audiobook, “Space 1972” and attempt to solve a mystery for 11 year olds! Get Bill’s new audiobook Space 1972 on Audible or Amazon And of … Continue reading "280 Mysteries Ep 49 – The Case of the Oven Mitts w/ Bill Oakley"
• 372 Pages #207 – Empress Theresa Ep 2 – Emperor Steve 15.05.2026 2h 37min

  This isn’t the first book we’ve covered about an attractive young woman who gets implanted with a dark matter / alien / ancient lifeform by a visiting fox, survives an assassination attempt (via atomic bomb) by the president of the United States, is rescued by UK sailors, befriends Prime Minster Blair, goes hat shopping with … Continue reading "372 Pages #207 – Empress Theresa Ep 2 – Emperor Steve"
• 280 Mysteries Ep 22 – The Case of the Midnight Visitor 01.05.2026 21min

  Like listening to 280 Mysteries We’ll Never Get Back? There’s almost 30 more of them that are only on our Patreon! Sign up today: https://patreon.com/372pages This one’s an E. Brown mystery kindly sent in by listener John: is Mike smarter than a 10 year-old?
• 372 Pages #206 – Empress Theresa Ep 1 – Grandpa, no, No, NO, NOOO! 24.04.2026 2h 33min

  Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode a week early and hear extra stuff you can’t get anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here It’s finally here: a book that’s not Mayor of Noobtown! This is the inaugural episode of our new book Empress Theresa by Norman Boutin, and as such, Mike is … Continue reading "372 Pages #206 – Empress Theresa Ep 1 – Grandpa, no, No, NO, NOOO!"
• 372 Pages – #205 – Book 38: Empress Theresa 13.04.2026 30min

  Support the podcast on Patreon where you get every episode a week early and have access to a whole bunch of other stuff you can’t get anywhere else! patreon.com/372pages Before we get to the meat and potatoes of it, Conor is challenged with a quiz from Mike. It’s quite a turnaround and is utterly un-skippable! … Continue reading "372 Pages – #205 – Book 38: Empress Theresa"
• 372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor! 26.03.2026 2h 45min

  Be the first to find out what we’re reading next by supporting the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages As any hero would say, without looking back at the smoking ruins / nearly dead enemy / exploding spaceship, “It’s over. It’s finally over.” It’s true: you can remove your hands from in front of your eyes and … Continue reading "372 Pages – #204 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 4 – Hero Work from Mike and Conor!"
• 372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS! 12.03.2026 2h 24min

  Support the podcast on Patreon, where you get every episode a week early and a ton of other stuff that’s only available for supporters! https://patreon.com/372pages Just one more reading of distinguished publisher Harper Collins’ soon-to-be runaway smash best seller The Mayor of Noobtown (featuring, so far, Jim, Shart, AltaVista, JoeBob, Ted Goblin and Jerry Wolf)! … Continue reading "372 Pages – #203 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 3 – Chalk Full of, seriously, GOURDS!"
• 280 Mysteries Ep 21 – The Case of the Angry Cook 25.02.2026 16min

  There’s a whole bunch more of these only on our Patreon! Go check it out: https://patreon.com/372pages Conor v. Donald J. Sobol. Two men enter. Only one will leave.
• 372 Pages – Ep 202 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 2 – Raise a Glass of Shadow God Blood! 17.02.2026 2h 20min

  Level up in: Supporting the podcast on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages If you are reading along – and we’re gonna go ahead and assume you’re reading along – you’ll know that Conor and Mike are going discuss character sheets at great length. You could listen to an entire series of podcasts about character sheets and still not … Continue reading "372 Pages – Ep 202 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 2 – Raise a Glass of Shadow God Blood!"
• 280 Mysteries Ep 20 – The Case of the Dwarf’s Beard 06.02.2026 16min

  Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive and take part in fun exclusives like our Choose Your Own Adventure livestream with John Hodgman, only on the 372 Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Can Conor crack the case of The Dwarf’s Beard? If you don’t say yes Sally is gonna sock you one real good!!
• 372 Pages – Ep 201 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 1 – Hope You Like Numbers 1 and 2! 28.01.2026 2h 38min

  Don’t wanna be a NOOB? Then support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode a week early plus other stuff we don’t post anywhere else! https://patreon.com/372pages Ah, literature. Set your mind on higher things. Assuming that doo-doo and wee-wee are higher things. ‘Cause there’s a lot of it in a scant few chapters. And speaking … Continue reading "372 Pages – Ep 201 – Mayor of Noobtown Ep 1 – Hope You Like Numbers 1 and 2!"
• 280 Mysteries Ep 19 – The Case of the Wagon Master 21.01.2026 15min

  Listen to the entire 280 Mysteries archive and get every episode of the podcast a week early, only on our Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages It’s like we’ve always said here at 372 Pages, it’s about time someone took a real hard look at Wagon Masters! I don’t trust them. Never have. And this Encyclopedia Brown mystery really … Continue reading "280 Mysteries Ep 19 – The Case of the Wagon Master"
• 372 Pages – Ep 200 – Book 37: The Mayor of Noobtown 16.01.2026 36min

  Is there a genre we at 372 Pages have not covered? Oh, yes. Yes there is. Join us as we dive into the wildly popular world of LitRPG and our latest book The Mayor of Noobtown Buy the book here Assignment: Read thru Chapter 7
• 280 Mysteries Ep 18 – The Case of the Stolen Confederate Stamps 09.01.2026 18min

  Listen to the whole 280 Mysteries archive, that’s over 40 episodes, on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Mike and Conor almost wanted to recuse themselves from this particular Encyclopedia Brown mystery because they both have stolen a LOT of Confederate stamps. Like, a lot. The Feds, Interpol, many organizations are seeking them out. Still, they came out … Continue reading "280 Mysteries Ep 18 – The Case of the Stolen Confederate Stamps"
• 372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem! 29.12.2025 2h 18min

  Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what we’re reading next! patreon.com/372pages How still we see thee DIE! Above thy CREEP (ahem Sharnek) and dreamless sleep the silent Scrumptious Scotch BARS go by. Yet in thy dark streets DIE-eth the everlasting FIGHT (with the suspect); the hopes and fears of … Continue reading "372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem!"
• 372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!! 17.12.2025 2h 37min

  Thanks to everyone who supported the podcast on Patreon this year. Join the fun and get a whole bunch of stuff you can’t hear anywhere else: https://patreon.com/372pages Ok, let’s tally up the cozy: Christmas beanies. Hot chocolate. Candy canes. Matching sweaters with cute doggo. Sentient owl. Butts. Poop. Murdered senior — all right, look! Maybe … Continue reading "372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!!"
• 280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy 10.12.2025 19min

  Obviously you’re all thinking, “Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!” Sadly, no. This was written eight years prior to its release. The solution is utter madness.
• 372 Pages #197 – 2025 Cozy Book Buffet 04.12.2025 31min

  We went over some of the thousands and thousands of cozy mysteries out there before deciding on OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS as our 2025 cozy. Revisit the contenders! Assignment: Read thru Chapter 8
• 372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!* 25.11.2025 2h 58min

  Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries with special guest Dan Deacon, and be the first to learn what book is next! https://patreon.com/372pages This is it, the final episode of Dan Brown’s Deception Point, a book so dumb it raises (lowers?) the level at which a 372 book can … Continue reading "372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!*"
• 280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog 31.10.2025 19min

  Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville’s an odd place. Can Mike crack the case?! Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon! patreon.com/372pages