The Girls Bathroom

Boy Talk: His kiss was like being trapped in a washing machine… 14.07.2026 1h 7min

Does anyone else have a strong hatred for pork chop night? If you do... then you're listening to the right podcast! The girls reminisce on their favourite meals and read out your current hyperfixation go tos in this week's Question of the Week. PLUS, what is wet, soggy and goes round and round? Ask our Sarah, because she has had a bad experience with a Brian who kisses like a washing machine... and of course, the girls play the word game. Is today the day Cinzia finally catches Sophia out?Word Game 🎯Sophia: atrociousCinzia: elatedNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TGB AT HOME: My bff calls my man ugly!! 07.07.2026 1h 18min

Terracotta, chlamydia, razor, and labia... we fear these could all be beautiful names if it weren't for their true meanings, and if you add them to your list, we definitely aren't judging! What would you do if your ex was in the same wedding party as you… or if your "Brian" told you he loved you after sleeping with someone else? Get your hoodies on and a matcha at the ready, because these dilemmas are juicy!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girl Talk: My mum caught the affair on CAMERA!! 30.06.2026 1h 17min

Wake up, it's the first of the month!!!! The girls are back in TGB HQ, paired with their liquid fuel (connoisseurs if you will) and ready to solve your inconceivable dilemmas. Photo booths seem to be the place where it all goes down, from using them as toilets to even extracurricular activities with a Brian...approach all photo booths with caution from now on. Our Sarahs write in with their girl talk dilemmas, workplace affairs, wedding disputes and even problematic brothers—will he ever unblock his sister?Word Game 🎯Sophia: inconceivableCinzia: connoisseurDove challenged Sophia and Cinzia to reveal what’s in their Summer Starter Packs? One staple of course being the Dove Whole Body Deodorant. #adShop our Adidas faves on JD #adNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TGB IN ITALY 23.06.2026 1h 19min

TGB is in Italy and the girls have decided to adopt the CSS lifestyle, cigs, surf and sex...WICKED SWEET!!! Sarahs from far and wide tell the girls about their most chaotic girls' trip memories. Safe to say, don't fall in love on holiday...you might get robbed. One Sarah writes in about her Brian who has a hot date with HMP, and another Sarah can't get Brian out of her head...but is he still involved with his ex?New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy Talk: you guys caught my man out!!! 16.06.2026 59min

How fare thee on this glorious Wednesday? Cinzia admits she'd like to enter into her renaissance era and Sophia admits she can pee whilst floating in the sea, it's never a dull day at TGB HQ! All of the Sarah's speak on their worst dates, from Brian's throwing up on themselves, drooling at the table to hidden vagina pics in their camera roll...we hope second dates were politely declined. And despair enters stage left when our Sarah's write in about their misbehaving, horny, reddit using Brians and one Sarah has got extremely cold feet...New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TGB AT HOME: I think my bestie is shoplifting... 09.06.2026 1h 7min

Are you ready to cure your insatiable (iykyk) appetite for another episode of TGB? Sophia and Cinzia are back at home in the safety of a hoodie, accompanied by Blueberry, who herself has an insatiable appetite for humping. The girls solve their Sarah's dilemmas, from mystery sexual health clinics to shoplifting, and an all-important update on the case of the disappearing Brian!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THERAPIST SPECIAL 02.06.2026 1h 4min

We've got a very special guest at TGB HQ...someone who has seen it all and has given us the official stamp of approval. It's Blue Therapy's Karen Doherty!!! Karen is a relationship therapist, cultural commentator on modern love and specialist in relationship dynamics and neurodivergence. No stone is left unturned in this episode, from engagements to work wives and even a rare dilemma from a Brian, it's all happening!!! Get comfy and enjoy hussies!!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

X-RATED: He said I got chlamydia from GOD... 26.05.2026 1h 1min

Buckle up and strap in, hussies, because X-RATED is BACK!!! We're in for a wild ride this week as the girls play their new word game and our Sarahs admit to sending spicy texts to the wrong recipient... imagine sending a nude to the family group chat... MORTIFYING! Sophia and Cinzia try to solve your dilemmas, from one Sarah being unable to reach her pinnacle with her Brian, to another Sarah not even being able to take her PJ top off before the deed was done. Oh, and apparently, according to one Brian, you can get chlamydia from GOD!!!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy Talk: His whatsapp was locked…now I know why!! 19.05.2026 1h 12min

Blood sisters unite!!! The girls suffered a SERIOUS loss this week... Sophia's beloved pink smoothie met its fate on the TGB HQ carpet, but she soldiered on with the help of Cinzia's generous (and entirely selfless) smoothie donation. Crisis averted, dilemmas solved! This week the girls are diving into everything from locked WhatsApp messages to a mysterious disappearance... our Sarahs are really in need of some help! P.S. The Wanted and jorts are officially back for summer, and we are SO here for it!New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girl Talk: She asked me to be their couples therapist… 12.05.2026 1h 3min

Being reported to HMRC has got to be up there with one of the pettiest things our listeners have ever done...AND they still feel justified about it! You guys really went to town in Question of The Week. Yet again we have a thief in our midst as the girls try to solve a dilemma involving a debit card and a sister-in-law...could this be a wedding sabotage or just your regular theft case? Plus a dear Brian of ours turns into a couples therapist for his bestie but it seems as if the therapy wasn't needed after all...New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy Talk: I married my FATHER IN LAW?! 05.05.2026 1h 24min

Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate! This week we're asking: what's the most mortifying thing you've done in front of a Brian? From bumblebees on lips to rogue chicken fillets, your confessions did not disappoint. One Sarah's ex has just bought a house on her street. Her actual street. Another Sarah had a dream so disturbing she can barely say it out loud... And a travelling Sarah is wondering if her boyfriend's "jokes" are more red flag than banter! Star of the week's Brian built her an entire patio from scratch. We rest our case.New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girl Talk: She stole HOW MUCH from me?? 28.04.2026 1h 4min

If there's one thing we know at TGB HQ, it's girl code. This week we're getting into which unwritten rules should actually be law - think going to the loo in clubs in pairs, ALWAYS checking for photo approval before posting, and obviously, absolutely no contact with friends' exes. Meanwhile, money is on the mind this week as one Sarah returns from her travels to discover her sister has been 'borrowing' a little bit too much... is it time to get parents involved? New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

X-RATED: I can’t stand the TASTE of him 21.04.2026 1h 3min

We're back from Bieberchella and seated in TGB HQ READY for your X-RATED dilemmas! We've got a Sarah with some serious tasting notes for an otherwise perfect Brian, and a Susan who's spicing things up in the bedroom for a bi-curious couple. Did somebody say sexual bucket list??New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

LIVE FROM COACHELLA 14.04.2026 1h 3min

S+C are coming to you straight from their Coachella bathroom floor!! Expect fave LA food recs, festival chaos, and all your dilemmas solved from the desert. This week the girls are untangling secret girlfriends, virgin Brians, and adding hussy to the TGB dictionary. Oh, and Cinzia’s officially considering a life of lies...shoutout RPatz, you started something.New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girl Talk: His mum BANNED me from their house?! 07.04.2026 1h 2min

The girls are back in TGB HQ and the Sarahs did NOT hold back on the question of the week, secret pregnancies, shared vibrators and sugar daddies… we are genuinely not okay. One Sarah's mother-in-law has pulled off the most unexpected villain arc after four years of "daughter she never had" energy, another's housemate ick has taken over her entire Australia experience, and one bestie has basically issued a bachelorette ultimatum. Oh, and our star of the week has us in our FEELINGS. New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy Talk: He has a GIRLS SHELF… should I be worried? 31.03.2026 1h

What do you do when the Brian you're dating has a shelf just for girls? Yep, Sarah’s dealing with a truly bizarre dilemma. Meanwhile, Cinzia’s been warming up her vocal cords, but will she ever manage to pull off a prank on Sophia? And we’re also diving into the chaos of living with an ex-boyfriend, as one Sarah considers whether it’s finally time to install a mini fridge in her bedroom just to survive the drama…New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girl Talk: Who even IS my SISTER... 25.03.2026 1h 16min

Fake careers and imaginary allergies to fake family members and secret rotisserie chickens… the girls read out your most chaotic “Question of the Week” responses. Who else thinks Tony Blair is a silver fox?? Our Sarahs are dealing with a friend who constantly lies and one-ups you, a sister who seems to shapeshift depending on who she’s around, a birthday fallout that might have ended a friendship for good, and the awkward situation of someone expecting a wedding invite after years of ghosting.BUT… fear not, as Sam saves the day with his own private book club as our Star of the Week!AD - It’s a match! Discover True Match Foundation and Infallible Setting Mist, the ultimate duo, online or in-store: https://www.loreal-paris.co.uk/true-match/foundation/4-nNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

X-RATED: Is it normal for my man to be doing this whilst I'm asleep?!! 18.03.2026 57min

X-RATED is BACK and we’re diving headfirst into our sexual awakenings… because apparently when Shrek turns human in Shrek 2, that did something to Sophia! From dolphins allegedly plotting kidnappings, to Blue Therapy debates, to the most unhinged confessions (yes, we’re talking peeing, unexpected kinks, and questionable bedtime behaviour 😭)… this episode is all over the place in the best way. It’s chaotic and honestly? We might need help. P.S. Gerald, if you’re listening… please don’t kidnap us.New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy Talk: You’ll never guess who he cheated on me with… 11.03.2026 1h 2min

It’s the pinnacle of your week, S+C are back in TGB talking all things males! From getting undressed under the covers to blowing noses in the shower, the girls dive into all the slightly odd things your boyfriends do that drive you crazy in Question of The Week. Cinzia calls Sophia out on her lack of TikTok responses… we all know that one person who re-sends TikToks you’ve already sent them! Plus, your dilemmas are answered, and let’s just say one of them takes a very unexpected turn.We want to hear from you! 💌 Fill out our audience survey here: https://thegirlsbathroom.typeform.com/AudienceSurveyNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Girl Talk: Her dad wants to WINE AND DINE ME?! 04.03.2026 1h 2min

Spring has well and truly sprung, and we are feeling it here at TGB HQ, the toes are out and the 3/4 sleeve tops are on. We're so here for nudelates (IFYKYK), but… we’ll take our own mats, thank you! In this episode, we uncover a wine-and-dine bandit and a tale as old as time: the never-ending problems of the girl best friend. Will Sarah and Susan make amends after listening to this episode? Who knows…As always, all faith is restored in Star of the Week, where a first date is recreated for a very special reason.New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroomNew episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.comFollow us on instagram @thegirlsbathroomJoin us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.