Devils in the Box - A Manchester United Podcast

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  Stale at Craven Cottage & Rescued by Cunha 20.09.2026 15min

  This week, we are dropping a short reaction episode to process a completely uninspiring draw against Fulham at Craven Cottage today. Thank God for the international break because United is not a positive watch right now.Joe jumps on the mic to break down exactly why United looked so incredibly predictable from the first whistle, dissecting the agonizingly slow build-up play every single time we tried to launch an attack. We also ask some hard questions about the team's shocking lack of fight and desire out of possession, and how we allowed ourselves to be completely outworked and outran by Arbeloa's men all afternoon.Episode Talking Points:Rescued by Cunha: Reacting to Matheus Cunha saving our blushes and snatching a point from a thoroughly stale performance in London.Predictable and Ponderous: Joe dissects why United's tactical setup has become so easy to read and why our attacking transitions are moving in slow motion.Where is the Fight?: Calling out the alarming lack of desire, intensity, and basic aggression from the boys when out of possession.Outworked in the Capital: Breaking down the frustrating reality of watching Fulham simply want it more and completely outrun us across the pitch.Listen Here: www.linktr.ee/devilsintheboxInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/devilsinthebox/Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances tactical breakdowns with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much-needed journalism perspective.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging
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  BREAKING: JJ GABRIEL HAS ASKED TO LEAVE 15.09.2026 22min

  This week, we are dropping a special emergency reaction episode because absolute shockwaves have just hit Carrington. Reports from Matt Law, Laurie Whitwell, and others have confirmed our worst nightmare: academy wonderkid JJ Gabriel has formally asked to leave Manchester United and have his contract cancelled immediately. This shocking news has put a massive damper on the entire club just as we were starting to build some real prospects within the academy. Joe jumps on the mic to process the unthinkable, reacting to the heavy rumors that Gabriel's dad might be the leading force behind this sudden exit strategy. We break down the fallout, the sheer frustration of potentially losing our brightest talent, and ask the ultimate question: is this relationship completely unrepairable, or can INEOS pull him back from the brink before he is gone for good?Episode Talking Points:The Wonderkid Bombshell: Reacting to the shocking reports from Matt Law and Laurie Whitwell that JJ Gabriel wants out of Manchester United immediately.Contract Cancellation: Processing the unprecedented demand to have his registration completely torn up.Family Interference?: Discussing the rumors that Gabriel's father is the primary driving force behind this sudden push to leave Carrington.Point of No Return: Joe debates whether this bridge is completely burned or if the club can somehow repair the relationship before losing a generational talent.Listen Here: linktr.ee/devilsintheboxInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/devilsinthebox/Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances tactical breakdowns with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much-needed journalism perspective.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging!Special Note: Please remember that JJ Gabriel is a young 15 year old talent. We should not be having to tell people to not abuse the lad online and yet we have seen stuff already. The blame lies either with the club or his family. He will do one thing and focus on his football.
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  REACTION: CITY HOLD A WIN AT OLD TRAFFORD (PGMOL CHAOS) 13.09.2026 26min

  This week, we are picking up the pieces from a deeply infuriating derby defeat to a 10-man Manchester City at Old Trafford. After Phil Foden saw red in the 23rd minute for violent conduct against Bruno Fernandes, the stage was set for United to take total control. Instead, Joe dissects a toothless, frustrating performance where the boys completely lacked a sharp edge and failed to capitalise on the man advantage. To add insult to injury, City grabbed the winner through a hugely controversial Erling Haaland goal—where an offside Enzo Fernández launched into a flying header, clearly distracting Lisandro Martínez from closing down the space. We react to PGMOL's bewildering claim that Fernández "didn't play the ball" and the wall-to-wall pundit outrage, including City's own Joe Hart admitting it was blatantly offside.Episode Talking Points:Wasting the Advantage: Dissecting United's lack of killer instinct and poor game management against 10 men after Phil Foden's early red card.Toothless Attack: Joe criticises the team's inability to break down City's low block despite having over an hour with a numerical advantage.The Offside Scandal: Breaking down Erling Haaland's winner and how Enzo Fernández's phantom leap interfered with Lisandro Martínez.PGMOL Under Fire: Reacting to the official statement, VAR's incompetence, and pundits—including Joe Hart—calling out the decision.Listen Here: linktr.ee/devilsintheboxInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/devilsinthebox/Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances tactical breakdowns with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much-needed journalism perspective.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging!
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  Sabah 4-0 Reaction & Manchester Derby Preview 11.09.2026 26min

  This week, we are riding high after a massive 4-0 victory at Old Trafford to kick off our Champions League campaign against Sabah FK. We break down how Michael Carrick's side ended a 1016-day European goal drought in style, dissecting the superb goals from Matheus Cunha, Bruno Fernandes, and Benjamin Šeško before halftime. With Lisandro Martínez grabbing a fourth and Joshua Zirkzee looking sharp off the bench, we discuss the absolute swagger returning to the squad.Then, we turn our attention to the ultimate domestic test: the first Manchester Derby of the season. With Manchester City arriving at Old Trafford this Sunday, we preview the tactical battles, debate Carrick's best starting XI, and lay out our predictions for a crucial 4:30 PM showdown.Episode Talking Points:European Nights Return: Reacting to the 4-0 dismantling of Sabah FK and the return of Old Trafford's swagger.Drought Over: The relief of breaking a 1016-day Champions League goal drought.Standout Performers: Highlighting key contributions from Patrick Dorgu, Matheus Cunha, and a lively cameo from Joshua Zirkzee.Derby Day Preview: Tactical breakdowns and starting XI predictions ahead of Manchester City's visit to Old Trafford this Sunday.Listen Here: ⁠www.linktr.ee/devilsinthebox⁠Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/devilsinthebox/⁠Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances tactical breakdowns with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much-needed journalism perspective.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging!
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  96" Dagger from the Toffees at the death 06.09.2026 22min

  This week, we are reacting to a deeply frustrating 2-2 draw away at Everton. Going from a 5-2 high-scoring fest at home against Ipswich to dropping points on Merseyside within a week is peak Manchester United. We break down the shockingly poor game management in the dying moments, analysing exactly how we let Ainsley Maitland-Niles snatch two points from us at the absolute death with a 96th-minute stunner right after Benjamin Šeško thought he'd won it for us. We try to shake off this bitter pill and turn our hopes toward Thursday night, when Michael Carrick's men finally welcome Champions League football back to Old Trafford with our opening clash against Sabah.Episode Talking Points:The Goodison Collapse: Analysing the poor game management in the dying moments and how we allowed Ainsley Maitland-Niles too much space for his 96th-minute equalizer.Peak Manchester United: Navigating the massive emotional swing from dismantling Ipswich 5-2 at home to throwing away vital away points just days later.Šeško's False Dawn: Reacting to Benjamin Šeško's late goal that seemed guaranteed to seal all three points.European Nights Return: Shifting focus to Thursday as Michael Carrick's side prepares to host Sabah FK under the Old Trafford lights for our opening Champions League fixture.Listen Here: linktr.ee/devilsintheboxInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/devilsinthebox/Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances tactical breakdowns with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much-needed journalism perspective.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging!
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  How do we rate United's summer business? 03.09.2026 30min

  This week, we are pulling apart a massive 2026 summer transfer window and giving INEOS our final grade. From analysing the new midfield engine room built on the arrivals of Carlos Baleba, Andrey Santos, and Youri Tielemans, to tracking Carrington wonderkids like Chido Obi heading out for vital loan minutes, we cover it all. We also break down the ruthless squad clearout, say our goodbyes to Rasmus Højlund and Casemiro, and try to make sense of the absolute madness of loaning and not selling both Onana and Bayındır.Finally, a brief preview of Everton is on the cards and a prediction of our upcoming games. Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances tactical breakdowns with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much-needed journalism perspective.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again, answering the ultimate question: how much closer after this summer, is Man United from challenging the league?🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging!
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  Devils in the Box - Trailer 31.08.2026

  Welcome to Devils in the Box! 🔴If you are looking for a Manchester United podcast that perfectly balances academic insight with raw, unfiltered fan emotion, you are in the exact right place.Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot—Devils in the Box cuts through the noise of the modern football news cycle with some much needed media perspective.From analysing Michael Carrick’s latest midfield pivot and tracking INEOS's boardroom moves, to celebrating the latest Carrington wonderkids and ranting about the state of the transfer market, we cover it all.Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start trying to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE! Produced by Spectral Productions, new episodes drop every single week. Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow button and keep the support raging!
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  The 5-2 Ipswich Thriller, Bruno's Hattrick & a new guest! 30.08.2026 37min

  After the nightmare at Hull City, Manchester United returned to Old Trafford and delivered a chaotic, thrilling 5-2 victory over Ipswich Town. In this massive reaction episode, Joe is joined by the podcast's very first guest, James, to break down a game of two halves!We start by analysing the dismal opening 40 minutes that saw United fall behind to a Leif Davis strike, before unpacking the absolute chaos of the second half. We dissect the incredibly controversial Harry Maguire handball that led to the Jacob Greaves own goal, explaining the bizarre VAR loophole that allowed the goal to stand and flip the momentum of the match.Finally, we give our flowers to the captain. Bruno Fernandes delivered a 10/10 masterclass, securing a brilliant hat-trick, while Bryan Mbeumo added a fifth to cap off a dominant second-half display.What we’re unpacking today:The Guest Debut: Welcoming James to the pod for his first appearance!The First Half Scare: Why United looked so disjointed early on and how Matheus Cunha created the crucial equalizer before halftime.The VAR Controversy: Breaking down the Harry Maguire handball loophole and why the Premier League Match Centre allowed the goal to stand.Bruno's Masterclass: Reacting to Bruno Fernandes' hat-trick and his absolute dominance in the second half.Mbeumo's Magic: Analyzing Bryan Mbeumo's goal and Carrick's late midfield substitutions.Get Involved:Did Manchester United get incredibly lucky with the VAR handball decision, or was the 5-2 win fully deserved based on the second-half dominance? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe (and featuring special guests like James!)—Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  IT'S OFFICIAL! Carlos Baleba Signs For United! (+Bruno Praise!) 25.08.2026 25min

  In this massive episode, Joe reacts to the official announcement that Manchester United have signed 22-year-old powerhouse Carlos Baleba from Brighton in a £70m deal.With the midfield finally sorted, we look ahead to the final week of the transfer window to predict our next move. With left-back now the undisputed priority, reports are linking United to a sensational move for Barcelona's Alejandro Balde. Finally, we take a moment to celebrate our captain. News has leaked ahead of the PFA Awards Gala in Manchester that Bruno Fernandes has beaten Declan Rice to win the 2026 PFA Players' Player of the Year! We break down his record-breaking 21-assist season and why he is the undisputed heartbeat of this club.What we’re unpacking today:Baleba is a RED: Reacting to the official £65m+£5m signing, his 5-year contract, and the incredible ball-winning stats he brings to Old Trafford.The Left-Back Prediction: Breaking down the new links to Barcelona's Alejandro Balde and predicting how United will solve our LB crisis in the final 7 days of the window.PFA Player of the Year: Celebrating Bruno Fernandes taking home the ultimate individual prize after breaking the Premier League single-season assist record!Get Involved:Who do you want United to sign at left-back before the window closes? And drop your congratulations for Bruno in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  UNITED ARE MAULED BY THE TIGERS!?!? 23.08.2026 22min

  The 2026/27 Premier League season is finally here, and Manchester United have started it with an absolute disaster class. In this short 20ish-minute reaction episode, Joe breaks down the shocking 2-0 defeat to newly-promoted Hull City at the MKM Stadium.We dissect the shambolic defensive display, the set-piece nightmares that led to goals from Semi Ajayi and Nobel Mendy, and why United looked completely bereft of intensity and physicality against a side tipped for relegation.Despite the negativity however, Joe is attempting to remain reserved in his opinions of the season. What we’re unpacking today:Set-Piece Disaster: Analysing the defensive lapses from our back line, and agreeing with Bruno Fernandes' brutal post-match assessment.Carrick's Tactics: Did Michael Carrick get his tactics right? After a toothless performance against AC Milan, he goes with the same front 3 as our pre-season disaster. The Baleba Necessity: Why being overrun by Hull's midfield proves that completing the £65m+ deal for Carlos Baleba is a thankful positive.Get Involved:Are you panicking after this opening-day defeat, or do you agree with Carrick that this one game doesn't change anything? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we try to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  BREAKING NEWS: ORNSTEIN DROPS BALEBA BOMB (In talks!) 19.08.2026 34min

  ORNSTEIN SAYS: "Manchester United and Brighton closing in on deal for Carlos Baleba."Just when we thought INEOS had locked the chequebook away for the summer, the transfer timeline has absolutely exploded! In this emergency reaction episode, Joe breaks down the massive £60m (+ £5m in add-ons) offer for the 22-year-old Cameroon international and what it means for the rest of our season.We discuss the ruthless decision-making from the United medical team to pull the plug on the Éderson deal due to long-term knee concerns, and why they are perfectly fine with Baleba's minor ankle tweak. What we’re unpacking today:The £65m Brighton Tax: Are we overpaying, or is Baleba exactly the proven, athletic destroyer we need?The Éderson Pivot: The inside story on why the Atalanta deal collapsed at the 11th hour.Carrick's Midfield Masterplan: With Manuel Ugarte sidelined from his World Cup injury and Mason Mount missing the end of pre-season, we map out how Baleba fits alongside Mainoo, Bruno, Tielemans, and Santos.Get Involved:Did INEOS make the right call with Baleba? And are you happy paying the £60m+ fee? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  The PSG Draw & Marcus Rashford Returns! 09.08.2026 44min

  Manchester United go toe-to-toe with PSG! In this episode, Joe breaks down the tactical positives from a solid pre-season draw against the European Champions, highlighting standout performances from Amad, Youri Tielemans, and the ever-impressive Andrey Santos.Before we talk tactics, Joe addresses the an ugly emergence in the fanbase, delivering a passionate rant defending Jack and Tyler Fletcher against disgraceful online abuse. Manchester United is built on its academy, and the online hate has been shocking!We also dive into Andrey Santos' latest post-match comments where he revealed his favorite position is the "Six" – does this mean our defensive midfield problems are finally getting lighter?Finally, we analyse the brand new transfer links to RB Leipzig's David Raum as a solution to our left-back issues, and Joe gives his honest thoughts on Marcus Rashford's return to Carrington for a make-or-break season.What we’re unpacking:Defending the Fletchers: Why the online hate aimed at the teenage twins is an absolute disgrace and contrary to the club's DNA.PSG Draw Analysis: Amad cooking on the wing, Tielemans' passing range, and Santos dominating the midfield.Santos the "Six": Reacting to the Brazilian's quotes about his favourite position.David Raum Linked: Is the German international the answer to our left-back prayers?Rashford Returns: Joe's thoughts on Marcus Rashford's pivotal pre-season and why we need to back him.Get Involved:Is Andrey Santos our long-term Number 6? And are you excited by the David Raum transfer links? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  ORNSTEIN BOMB: Lewis Hall to United is OFF! (Are We DONE Spending?!) 06.08.2026 24min

  Is the Manchester United transfer window already over?! After a euphoric pre-season, reality has come crashing back down as the transfer market hits a complete standstill.In today's episode, Joe reacts to the massive update from David Ornstein, who has completely ruled out United signing Newcastle left-back Lewis Hall. With Harry Amass potentially on the way out and Luke Shaw's injury history, we ask: what on earth is the plan for the defence?We also address the deafening radio silence regarding our midfield targets. With the Tchouaméni and Baleba (injured) trails going stone cold, terrifying reports are quietly emerging that INEOS have closed the chequebook and United's summer spending is completely done.We break down the massive fan outrage on social media and debate whether INEOS are leaving the squad dangerously short, or if this is exactly the kind of financial discipline we’ve been begging the club to show for the last decade.What we’re unpacking:The Lewis Hall Rejection: Why Ornstein ruled it out and the lingering 'Newcastle Tax'.Left-Back Panic: Are we heading into the season relying entirely on Luke Shaw?Midfield Radio Silence: What happened to the Tchouaméni mega-deal and the hunt for a final engine?The Wallet is Empty: Analysing the quiet briefings that United are done spending, the PSR reality, and why fans are absolutely melting down.Get Involved: If the transfer window closed today, what rating out of 10 would you give INEOS' summer so far? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  Lacey's Masterclass, a win against Atlético & JJ Gabriel debuts 01.08.2026 29min

  Pre-season is officially heating up, and Manchester United just put out an entertaining performance! In this reaction episode, Joe breaks down United’s Pre-season is officially heating up, and Manchester United just put on a clinic! In this euphoric reaction episode, Joe breaks down United’s brilliant victory over Diego Simeone’s notoriously tough Atletico Madrid.We start by celebrating our new attacker, Bryan Mbeumo, who silenced the doubters with a lethal brace. Then, we dive into the team performance provided by the new spine of the team, as Leny Yoro, Andrey Santos, and a revitalized Mason Mount completely dominated the middle of the pitch.Finally, we board the Shea Lacey hype train. After the gloomy academy news earlier this week, the teenage winger stepped up against one of the most physical teams in Europe and looked completely fearless.What we’re unpacking:Mbeumo’s Masterclass: Why his directness and Premier League pedigree make him the perfect tactical fit for this system.The Rolls-Royce & The Monster: Breaking down Leny Yoro's composure at the back and Andrey Santos bullying the Atletico midfield.JJ Gabriel Debuts: The youngest becomes the youngest player to play for the first team in history at 15. Shea Lacey Shines: Why the "Scouse Messi" proved he is ready for first-team minutes against Europe's biggest bullies.Get Involved:Who was your Man of the Match against Atletico Madrid? If you are not excited for the new season tell me why? 🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!Let's get positive about a new season together.
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  EL CARRINGTON DESTROY ROSENBORG 24.07.2026 25min

  Pre-season is officially underway, and Manchester United have started with an absolute bang! In this euphoric post-match reaction episode, Joe breaks down United’s 5-0 demolition of Rosenborg.We start with a formal apology to Joshua Zirkzee after the Dutchman channelled his inner Ronaldinho to score an incredibly audacious goal. Then, we look at the absolute masterclass from Carrington, as four different academy graduates got on the scoresheet to prove that the hype is 100% real.What we’re unpacking:The Zirkzee Apology: Why Joe is eating humble pie after Joshua Zirkzee's incredible piece of skill and dominant forward play.The Attackers Cook: Breaking down the brilliant goals from highly-rated academy wingers Shea Lacey and Ethan Williams.The St. Mirren Polish: How Jacob Devaney used his Scottish loan spell to bulk up and dominate the midfield today.The Left-Back Solution: Harry Amass gets on the scoresheet! Is this the final proof INEOS needs to trust him as our backup left-back this season?Get Involved:Who was your Man of the Match against Rosenborg? And are you confident trusting Harry Amass in the Premier League this season? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  SPECIAL: United raids rivals for more wonderkids 23.07.2026 25min

  In this special episode, we do a massive deep dive into how Academy Manager Stephen Torpey and Christopher Vivell are building the a terrifying youth setup in England. Gone are the days of Chelsea and Man City hoarding the best teenagers— United are ruthlessly poaching the top talents from our biggest rivals.What we’re unpacking:The Domestic Raids: Breaking down the £8m coup of 18-year-old winger Tynan Thompson from Spurs, and how United convinced England U16 captain David Eze to leave Manchester City for Carrington.The South American Enforcer: After a nine-month wait, 18-year-old Colombian defensive midfielder Cristian Orozco has officially arrived from Fortaleza. We discuss his physical profile and high ceiling.The Existing Royalty: We check in on the untouchable attacking talents already in the building, including goal-machine Chido Obi and the incredibly hyped JJ Gabriel.Get Involved:Who is your pick to be the next academy breakout star for the first team? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!MUST STATEMENT - TICKET ISSUES:https://x.com/MU_ST/status/2079631922179735669?s=20
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  Pre-season begins & promise from Santos 19.07.2026 42min

  Club football is finally back! In this episode, we react to Manchester United's opening pre-season game, focusing on a promising debut from our new £50m man, Andrey Santos. We break down the Brazilian's stats (93% passing, 10 carries, 2 chances created) and discuss why he looks perfectly built for the Premier League.We also dive into the post-match comments from goalkeeper Radek Vitek, who dropped a statement publicly declaring he is ready to leave the club to become a number one elsewhere.Plus, we debate the manager's biggest tactical headache: Who starts in the deep midfield pivot next to Kobbie Mainoo?Finally, Joe goes on a classic debate about the completely broken transfer market. Manchester United admired Morgan Rogers, but after Chelsea just paid an eye-watering £117 million to sign him, is the league's spending getting out of hand?What we’re unpacking:Vitek Wants Out: Reacting to Radek Vitek's ambitious post-match quotes and brilliant performance.Santos Shines: A deep dive into the stats behind Andrey Santos' incredibly rounded pre-season debut.The Midfield Pivot: Santos vs. Tielemans. Who partners Kobbie Mainoo on opening day?The £117m Madness: Why United walking away from some deals might prove fruitful.Get Involved:Who are your starting two midfielders for the opening day of the Premier League? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  BREAKING NEWS: Youri Tielemans moves to Old Trafford! 13.07.2026 27min

  Out of absolutely nowhere, Yanited have pulled off a shock transfer! In this reaction episode, we break down Manchester United's surprise signing of Aston Villa's Youri Tielemans. We analyse why this silent, under-the-radar business is a massive positive, and how the Belgian's elite passing range fits into our new midfield dynamic.Plus, we react to the first official words from our new £50m Brazilian powerhouse, Andrey Santos, as he sets his sights on dominating the Premier League.Finally, with David Ornstein dropping a massive hint that United's final midfield signing must be "someone with legs who covers ground," we put our prediction hat on. Is a mega-bid for Brighton's Carlos Baleba back on the cards now that the Éderson deal has stalled?What we’re unpacking:The Tielemans Surprise: Reacting to the shock signing, his deep-lying playmaker profile, and how he emulates Christian Eriksen's skill set.Santos Speaks: Breaking down the quotes and mentality of Andrey Santos as he is unveiled at Old Trafford.The Final Piece: Using David Ornstein's hint to predict the last midfield target. Why Carlos Baleba is the ultimate "Pac-Man" alternative to Éderson.Get Involved:Is Youri Tielemans the smart, Premier League-proven business we need? And would you pay the Brighton tax for Carlos Baleba? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  BREAKING: The Old Trafford Masterplan Unveiled! 10.07.2026 29min

  Never a dull day at Manchester United! In this episode, we unpack an absolute rollercoaster 24 hours in the transfer market and the boardroom.We celebrate the official arrival of £50m wonderlad Andrey Santos and discuss some extremely sensible United business as veteran Karl Darlow signs to become our new backup goalkeeper. But it’s not all good news—we break down the terrifying reports that our £35m deal for Atalanta’s Éderson is stalling at the medical stage.Finally, we do a massive deep dive into the newly revealed Old Trafford Masterplan. INEOS aren't just building a 90,000-seat stadium; they are invoking a sprawling "Stadium District" that will change the landscape of Manchester forever.What we’re unpacking:Welcome Andrey Santos: The Brazilian is officially a Red! How he fits into the squad for the upcoming pre-season.The Éderson Medical Scare: Why the Atalanta deal has hit a brick wall, and what INEOS pulling the plug would mean for our midfield rebuild.Safe Hands: Karl Darlow signs! Why this veteran addition is brilliant, pragmatic squad building.The Stadium District Masterplan: Breaking down the massive blueprint for the land around Old Trafford, including hotels, fan zones, and how it will become a commercial cash cow for the club.Get Involved:Are you worried about the Éderson medical stalling, and what do you think is essential to the new build!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating!
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  BREAKING NEWS: Andrey Santos signs for the Reds! 08.07.2026 5min

  Andrey Santos is officially a Manchester United player! In this rapid-fire, 5-minute reaction episode, Joe breaks down the massive breaking news as INEOS successfully raids Chelsea to secure the 22-year-old Brazilian powerhouse.We react to the official confirmation, the reported £50m fee, and what bringing the former Ligue 1 midfield engine to Old Trafford means for the rest of our summer rebuild. Get Involved:How are you feeling about this one, Reds? Is Andrey Santos the physical player our midfield has been begging for? Let us know in the comments!🔴 About Devils in the Box:Hosted by Joe—a former amateur journalist whose impact on the world of Man Utd reporting was roughly as significant as Antony's right foot. Expect honest, banter-heavy, and fiercely optimistic takes on all things Manchester United as we finally start to believe again.🔔 SUBSCRIBE, FOLLOW & RATE!Whether you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other platform, make sure to hit that follow/subscribe button and leave us a 5-star rating to help push the pod!