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• #247 SEZAIRI: GOING INDIE & THE MOST INTENSE ALBUM HE'S MADE 01.06.2026 1h 2min

  After his breakout hit It’s You went viral around the world, Singaporean artist Sezairi became one of Southeast Asia’s most recognizable voices.In this episode, Sezairi sits down with Ming Yue for an honest and reflective conversation about his journey as an artist- from winning Singapore Idol to navigating the pressures and opportunities that came with overnight internet fame. Whether you discovered him through It’s You or have followed his music for years, this conversation offers a closer look at the artist behind the songs and the journey that shaped him!
• #246 LOSING OUR SALARIES TO AYAM GEPUK, POKÉMON CARDS & LEGOS 18.05.2026 1h 2min

  Adult money sounded A LOT cooler when we were kids?Turns out it mostly goes to insurance, impulsive makeup purchases, Pokémon cards, and lots of emotional damage. In this episode, we unpack our first paychecks, childhood money trauma, and the deeply Malaysian experience of saying “I’m just looking only” before spending on Japanese knives we don’t need.Watch the full episode to see how we used our adult money to heal our inner child.If you love the furniture on our new set, you can shop on ruma:You can find their outlets across Malaysia, including Petaling Jaya, Johor Bahru, Nilai, Penang, Shah Alam, and Kuantan.https://www.ruma-home.com/
• #245 SURPRISING OUR BOSS WITH HIS DREAM PODCAST 20.04.2026 54min

  We surprised Ming Han with his dream podcast setup for his birthday! We talked about how we planned this surprise, our birthday traditions at The Takeaway Table and the whimsy of embracing birthdays as we get older.
• #244 NOBODY TAUGHT US ABOUT ADULTING 06.04.2026 1h 13min

  When we were younger, we'd always imagined what it was like to be an adult. Now that we're adults, how much of those expectations were true? We discuss having imaginary friends, childhood dreams and things that made us realized we've stepped into adulthood.
• #243 PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED US: ARE WE TOO PETTY? 02.03.2026 1h 24min

  Are we easy to forgive, or is there a dark spirit still festering in our hearts?In this episode, we talk about the people who’ve wronged us, the grudges we swear we’ve moved on from, and the arguments we keep winning in the shower. Is there a “correct” way to react when someone hurts you? And when does being understanding turn into being dumb?It’s all here: the resentment, the rage, and the petty little thoughts we usually keep to ourselves.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableFollow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Check out our hosts on Instagram!MingH: https://instagram.com/dmingthingMingY: https://instagram.com/mingasaur
• #242 MILLENNIALS EXPLAIN DATING: IS LOVE TRANSACTIONAL? 16.02.2026 1h 4min

  Is love still about feelings… or are we all just doing cost-benefit analysis now? How transactional is modern dating now? Are we all secretly materialists? And is it ever valid to treat someone like a “project” and try to upgrade them?We know we sound old, but hear us out… We’e get painfully honest about our value in the dating market, the unrealistic expectations we carry, and what we actually bring to the table. You might wanna sit down to find out.____CHAPTERS00:15 - Bizarre happenings 02:15 - Dating bio intros 12:00 - PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME.12.49 - Uncle Ming thinks dating is transactional 14:30 - The Materialists16:20 - Do you value realism or true love?18:20 - Dealing with LDR22:00 - The mother of my kids26:30 - What do you bring to the table?28:20 - Are you acting or is this real?33:00 - Being a trad wife33:30 - The urges to cook for guys36:50 - Diluting the date with friends38:00 - Auditioning the friends41:00 - Garlic chopping insecurities 41:30 - The salty food test45:00 - Anti passenger princess agenda 48:50 - Does age drop your market value?56:00 - Just love and get divorced??56:30 - Guys don’t know their types59:30 - I think I like a big forehead.01:01:00 - Hairiness vs Hairless men 01:03:00 - Dating pool so bad I should move
• #241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY 02.02.2026 1h 10min

  As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.CHAPTERS00:16 - Stop horsing around 01:00 - In a very Chinese stage of life right now 02:00 - Why they release MV so early?? - Shame on you02:25 - Who decides CNY? Moon? Sun? - Solar New Year03:00 - Our Favourite Horse Words 07:15 - How to tell someone they got uglier08:57 - Zodiac elements and morning wood 09:25 - Lemong Bananang Sequel 10:15 - I want to eat your Ma 12:30 - CNY sill too close to Christmas??13:20 - January in Malaysia’s economy is trash13:30 - CNY MVs are too predictable 18:20 - Influencer MV Rankings20:00 - 35yos should give angpao apologies23:35 - Exposing Jenhan’s Jason Leong beef 24:40 - Swaying in my aunty’s house 27.20 - Making my ma cry 28:12 - CNY on the wife’s side 30:15 - Electric chair to FaceTime families 31:00 - Minghan’s new Mandarin word 32:10 - Out of pocket Lou Sang wishes35:16 - Reading our Zodiac predictions36:44 - Ox there’s a rat behind you 39:00 - Rabbits get moving39:38 - Be careful of your bird 40:50 - Ruining lives with predictions43:35 - It’s worse to not get weight questions 45:20 - How do you talk to kids… 47:50 - Kid Talk FAQ52:35 - Destroying Mingyue’s dreams55:40 - Thought starters to stir shit up with your family 54:45 - Hot Takes of 202654:55 - WATCH YOUR KID NOT THE LION DANCE57:15 - Open houses no neighbours allowed 01:00:00 - Regifting neighbour gifts01:01:00 - Taking leave as a smelly dog 01:01:50 - Sacrilegious WET Lou Sang01:07:00 - Buy CNY clothes for what 
• #240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE??? 19.01.2026 1h 26min

  Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses.From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem.You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse.Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ ____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s… accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming The Pharmacist 44:25 - We’re eating every oyen on the street 45:15 - Is it okay to eat a humans46:50 - Big backing medicine 48:00 - Prolonging human jerky and diarrhea 49:40 - The moral dilemma of delicious human51:00 - It’s more fun to be Rat King 52:22 - Weapon of choice 58:00 - Most likely to hide their zombie bite59:40 - Human Spirit vs. Zombie Bite1:01:00 - A bite on your buttcheek 1:02:10 - Chain me up baby 1:03:55 - Caleb the interbreeding Sewer Emperor 1:09:50 - Living off the scraps of the world1:13:20 - Becoming a sneaky Geisha1:18:40 - Evil one man utopia1:20:45 - This Is The End plagiarism 1:23:30 - Will you hide your bite?1:23:46 - Save your pet, spouse, or family?1:20:20 - DON'T LET JENHAN SNAP.
• #239 2025 PURCHASES THAT NEED TO BE ILLEGAL 22.12.2025 1h 12min

  IT’S TIIIIIIIIME.For everyone who’s been keeping score, this is the grand finale of our impulse buys saga. Just saying, if retail therapy was a crime, lock us up. Find out whether that RM13K coffee machine is collecting dust, and how Mingyue’s RM600 goatskin cover trigger a journaling meltdown. Stay sat for the ultimate 2025 show-and-tell that’s about to go down. While our bank accounts suffered entirely by choice, don’t let yours take accidental damage. Activate WhatsApp’s 2-step verification so scammers don’t go shopping with your identity!CHAPTERS01:30 - Self Intros incase you forgot us already 04:15 - Follow Graeme for the Meta Glass bet14:00 - This changed the trajectory our lives17:00 - Family flights to Melbourne 24:00 - The first lick of McD after a blood spike25:10 - Graeme’s One Day Home Cafe27:00 - THE TOTE you need.28:45 - Big back big bag EDC Community watch out32:30 - Fixing brown water out your pipes 33:40 - LOTTERY POKEMON HOT OFF THE PRESS39:00 - To Rob List: Grade 10 Pokemon Card 41:00 - Misdiagnosing a whole PC to bankruptcy 45:30 - Shopaholicism is an office plague 46:00 - Yummy toasty burnt Daiso trays 48:40 - GOATSKIN 2.01:00:00 - Repairing Minghan’s project car1:01:50 - 11.11 was a FLOP1:03:20 - Fattening next year’s shopping cart
• #238 CARTOONS THAT AWAKENED THINGS IN US 15.12.2025 1h 15min

  On this episode, we’re taking a deep dive into the movies and TV shows that shaped our personalities… and awakened things we only understand now as adults.From banned childhood shows to content our parents did not screen properly, we’re unpacking the characters that altered our brain chemistry and created the menaces we are today.Just like how our ‘Hear Me Outs’ make our knees weak. Hearing them will definitely have you sitting down for this. Our inner child's have some explaining to do.Some childhood shows were questionable… your WhatsApp chats don’t have to be. Block & report the weirdos.CHAPTERS01:00 - Quintessential childhood shows05:00 - Big brother is recruiting Totally Spies07:35 - Watching CSI as a baby08:15 - Kuantan programming 08:45 - The Martin Mystery x Totally Spies crossover 09:45 - Having 0 watch-time restrictions11:45 - There’s a PUPPET WINNIE THE POOH?12:30 - Getting cultured in America kaww14:30 - Touching grass and Pokemon15:00 - Steves notebook has a chokehold on us16:05 - The pipeline from Twihearts to Kpop17:30 - Starting a Jo Bros hate page18:40 - High School Musical traditions 19:30 - Ellen Degeneres to conspiracies 20:50 - Gold Disc vs. Purple Disc22:50 - Naruto, Bleach, Power Rangers23:00 - Choosing your Power Rangers colour24:10 - What’s happening in Power Rangers world25:20 - Back to the Future vs. Minute Men27:00 - Star Wars is 2 star crossed brothers?28:30 - Harry Potters stir the hormonal ages 29:30 - The Harry Potter, Pokemon, Winx Club ban31:10 - The Philosopher’s Stone and church elders33:20 - Anti media revenge binge spree35:40 - Childlocking Astro channels38:30 - The pipeline into Kpop spending39:40 - Harry Potter wand slander41:00 - Being attracted to Disney characters42:50 - JUDGEMENT FREE “HEAR ME OUTS”43:10 - The b3heading of Carlisle44:18 - HEAR ME OUT: Jerry from Totally Spies47:00 - Chinese boys love red hair 47:50 - HEAR ME OUT: Hades from Hercules 48:20 - EVERYONE has the hots for Itachi49:50 - Gabriela THE PERFECT GIRL50:00 - The ‘cloths’ in Atlantis 53:00 - Lola Bunny vs Goofy Movie Roxanne54:00 - Simba AND Mufasa at the same time54:50 - Robin Hood paved the way for Zootopia 55:15 - HEAR ME OUT: Quasimodo55:50 - Give me 10 shots and I’m in 56:20 - The High School Musical Situationship 58:00 - Megara & Shego are the same people58:45 - Emperor’s New Groove 01:00:00 - HEAR ME OUT: WILLIAM DAFOE 01:00:20 - Is Tobey Maguire too sad to be hot?01:01:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Strip ‘The King’ Weathers01:03:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Gantu 01:06:20 - HEAR ME OUT: XLR801:09:00 - Was this a show or a fever dream01:12:50 - Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills
• #237 MOVING TO JAPAN TO BE A HOUSEHUSBAND?? ft. Arnold Loh & Lucas 08.12.2025 59min

  Imagine packing up your entire life, moving to Japan, and realising… you don’t actually speak Japanese. That’s Arnold’s new origin story.From radio DJ to full-time househusband, we’re unpacking his life abroad; the English-teacher shame, Pokémon adventures, living on hard mode, and what it really feels like to start over in a brand-new country.Joined by his partner-in-crime from The Fashion Weak, Lucas, this is the reunion episode you’ll have to sit down for.And hey, life overseas already comes with enough confusion and miscommunication, at least keep your existing chats safe on WhatsApp with 2-step verification. The only thing you should be lost in is translation!Follow Arnold on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/arnoldloh/Follow Lucas on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/notlucahs/CHAPTERS00:45 - Reviving the dead: Arnold and Lucas 02:50 - Malaysian Househusband in Japan 12:00 - Infinity mode tai tai life15:45 - Doing homework at 40 years old. 19:00 - Ragebaiting in the garbage bin 26:00 - Why is everyone an English teacher?31:00 - Is it too late to start again?37:46 - Boomers still love Labubus 42:00 - Sneakers don’t hit the same anymore 50:00 - Loving them Gundam robot legs52:30 - GET CULTURED BEFORE JAPAN 54:40 - Shouting at your ex boss
• #236 CRITICAL ILLNESS: THINGS WE SHOULD’VE DONE… 17.11.2025 1h 5min

  Health scares. We all think they won’t happen to us… until they do.This week, we’re opening up about the most unhinged (and terrifying) things we’ve gone through with our health. From losing organs overseas to ignoring symptoms until it was almost too late.In partnership with @fwd.malaysia, we’re talking about how it really feels to deal with sudden health scares, critical illness, and the price you pay - physically and financially - when you keep saying “I’ll deal with it later.”From now until 31 December 2025, customers who purchase FWD CI Intense Shield will stand a chance to win one of ten 0.1g yellow gold wafers from FWD Insurance. Contact FWD Insurance's Wealth Advisor today and mention the code TTFWD when you sign up!This episode might make you call your doctor… and your insurance agent. You might wanna sit down for this.Comment FWD FTW if you’ve watched till the end! #FWDInsurance #CelebrateLliving #CriticalIllnessAwarenessFollow FWD Insurance on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/fwd.malaysia/Follow Joyce on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/joycicle_/Follow Caleb on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/calebbbby/CHAPTERS01:16 - New Familiar Faces 01:10 - The sickest lineup thus far02:20 - Do sick people like being pitied?!04:50 - Worst things we’ve done to fake sick 07:40 - Microdosing food poisoning 09:20 - THE MAN FLU. 10:24 - Is your doctor fear irrational?10:50 - “You have psoriasis because you’re depressed”12:50 - Self medicating till you’re choking 15:00 - I can fix myself vs SEE A DOCTOR15:30 - How Caleb lost a gallbladder in Korea 18:40 - Heartburn located under the ribs 21:00 - Getting your organs trafficked 23:10 - “You wait another day you would’ve gone blind”30:15 - Having the insurance against cats31:00 - Getting diagnosed with MS (Multiple Sclerosis)33:00 - Washing machine your plasmas 34:00 - “I’ve only seen this in literature” 35:00 - Getting discharged straight into the ICU38:15 - Symptoms so you don’t brush things off40:00 - Waiting 3 months for treatment43:50 - If it lasts 36 hours, GO SEE DOCTOR. 46:11 - The Price of Waiting One Week (RM28K)47:00 - Spending a few RM100K on hospitalisation 48:30 - When you get baby insurance too late50:20 - Is insurance a scam?52:30 - Treating cancer without insurance 56:20 - Pseudosymptoms 58:00 - Self diagnosing Stage 1 Arthritis 01:00:00 - Can we sue???01:00:50 - Don’t choose work over your health!!!01:02:38 - Crisis level acute high blood pressure
• #235 WE MET INDONESIA’S PRINCE OF BALLADS?! Ft. Afgan 10.11.2025 1h 7min

  Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week.We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance.Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one.Pre-save Afgan’s album Retrospektif out Nov 19!https://open.spotify.com/prerelease/10tlHAa3lqLk2AA4MDus2P?si=f604942fe46b4aaf Follow Afgan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/afgan__/Shoutout to Gibson for this sick set!https://www.instagram.com/gibsonguitaravenue/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ CHAPTERS01:00 - It’s Afgan!02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng??03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?!05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi 07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing?08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour?14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous? 17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet 23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose 23:20 - Being Retrospektif  26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album 29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time  33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you41:00 - Being the HTS final boss42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!!51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK 52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif 1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!
• #234 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: ALIENS, LIZARD PEOPLE, SPIES 03.11.2025 50min

  Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic? This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams.So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this.Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS04:00 - Is there life outside the earth?06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s?15:00 - Birds are government spies.17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster 21:00 - The moon landing was faked?24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power??33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb?44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this…47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?
• #233 SOMEONE BROKE INTO HIS ROOM IN AUSTRALIA?? 28.10.2025 1h 12min

  Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes… someone did break into a hotel room.From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under.Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this.Check Out Jenhan’s Show: Like This, Like Dad!https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/4305-kuah-jenhan-like-this-like-dadFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/CHAPTERS00:16 - Australian Weather Report00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind04:00 - We know punk rock.05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE09:00 - The tour is over…10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room.15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat?23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board23:42 - Australians love salad RAW.30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing32:00 - The friend that complains about walking36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip?01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH.01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where
• #232 THE TRUTH ABOUT STUDYING IN THE UK with Study UK 29.09.2025 59min

  This week, we’re chasing that UK dream — and giving our friend Loro a crash course on studying and surviving life abroad before he flies off for his uni exchange.From culture shocks and homesickness to Malaysian student clubs, finding community, picking up random side quests, and even meeting your favourite YouTubers — we’re unpacking what it really feels like to be a Malaysian student in the UK.You might wanna sit down for this deep dive into the student life, identity shifts, and everything in between.#StudyUK #BritishCouncilFollow Study UK!https://www.instagram.com/my_british/https://www.facebook.com/BritishCouncilMalaysiaFind out more about Studying in the UK: www.study-uk.britishcouncil.orgFor those UK Alumni, apply for the Study UK Alumni Awards 2026 now till 16 October 2025: www.study-uk.britishcouncil.org/after-your-studies/alumni-awards___Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/Follow Loro on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/loroshaan16/___CHAPTERS01:30 - Loro is ascending to higher heights 04:00 - Hunting British YouTubers like Adele08:55 - The Land of Christmas 12:10 - The Loughborough Lore 14:00 - Hay fever at the YouTube Academy 16:58 - Lancaster the football player  19:52 - Stealing Loro’s passport20:40 - Staying sad and touching grass 22:00 - FOMO while stuck in Malaysia  26:17 - Banana in the Chinese Christian Club 27:45 - Yee Sang the Non-Chinese indicator28:44 - Top 50 Sidequests in the UK 30:40 - CNY reunion dinner with PB&J33:00 - Seasoning in the UK34:00 - Dinning with Romanian models39:18 - Graeme’s Greatest ReGraets43:00 - Transporting through universes45:45 - Being forced to look in the mirror 49:07 - Getting adopted by random old couples50:20 - Fear of meeting new people51:10 - Loro’s Guide to Surviving UK52:28 - Housemate nightmares54:00 - Jamie Oliver’s Special Chicken 55:14 - A Winter’s Day is Night57:35 - Getting stuffed with Greggs 
• #231 IRRATIONAL FEARS WE’RE WILLING TO FIGHT OVER ft. FakkahFuzz & Kuah Jenhan 08.09.2025 53min

  Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?Follow FakkahFuzz on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/fakkahfuzz/Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/CHAPTERS00:40 - This room got elephants 01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz 03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault 16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll?21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties 23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear.24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi 25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s 28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky 30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough 32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked. 33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears37:20 - The sinkhole fear38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy 41:30 - Fear of escalators42:50 - Fear of pregnant women 45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown 48:40 - Food with too much texture  51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour 56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety 
• #230 DOES MY DOG HAVE DOWN SYNDROME? ft. Kuah Jenhan 25.08.2025 57min

  Another life update, but make it deranged. Between health scares, multiple weddings, accidental fatherhood, and bank accounts running on fumes, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast __CHAPTERS00:21 - Where are our patriotic bangers 01:10 - Getting each other stuffed 02:30 - Graeme is living in humble brag 05:15 - Does Jenhan actually hate Graeme?05:55 - Inserting things into eyeballs07:00 - Snuggling open chinese arms 08:50 - SG food redemption tour 11:45 - Getting married to the stage 13:40 - Getting married thrice! 18:50 - Gaining a Daddy20:10 - Does my dog have down-syndrome? 24:20 - 8.8 Bazonka Magnitude Blood Pressure31:45 - WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN (again)! 37:00 - How to drink your bank account43:30 - Crying in the comedy club47:00 - ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY.48:00 - Allegedly octopi are building cities 51:15 - Allegedly AI is bypassing their creators52:22 - Allegedly pigeons can export jpegs 52:20 - Allegedly Mingyue is touring Australia54:46 - Allegedly badminton kills 57:00 - Not allegedly, we love you.
• #229 OUR CRAZIEST SIDE HUSTLES with Ms Qiwiie & BSN 11.08.2025 1h 5min

  Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.As much as you hustle, never ever forget to save up! What can you do? Start saving as low as RM10 with BSN SSP or minimum RM3,000 to stand a chance to win RM 1 million every month. You can also enjoy up to 2.5% annual profit rate. Head to the nearest BSN branch to open an account today!@bsnmalaysia #bsnmalaysia #bsnssp #jomjadijutawanFollow Shi Qi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/msqiwiie/Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/____CHAPTERS00:22 - Our MOST special guest 01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA02:55 - The Hustling Barometer 06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing 10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping 12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties 15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT. 20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot 23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy 28:45 - Forming the dream hustle 32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life 34:10 - Levelling up in side quests37:00 - Shaping the main quest 46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare 48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot 48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines51:20 - Worst splurges 53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard 58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop 01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep
• #228 PUSHING 40: GOUT, DOUBT AND LABUBUS ft. Hirzi & Kuah Jenhan 14.07.2025 1h 16min

  On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40. Follow Hirzi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/hirziofficialFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhanCHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story