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  Floridaman strangles girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Florida woman throws vegan mayonnaise at a driver during road rage. 25.09.2026 22min

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - After fleeing the police a Florida woman crashes into school bus with pipe bombs and other weapons in her car. Florida woman threw jar of vegan mayonnaise at another driver during a road rage incident. Floridaman pulls a gun on fire fighters that were trying to save him. Floridaman strangles his girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed.
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  Wendy's restaurant releases an original EMO album. Pet male tarantula was going to die a virgin, his owner went on the web for a date. 24.09.2026 18min

  Wendy's fast food restaurant releases a new original EMO music album using real artists. Man used fake penises to convince clients he had the spiritual powers to remove their bad luck. Pet male tarantula was about to die a virgin, until his owner turned to the web to hook him up.
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  Old man's scrotum was whistling, leaving doctors confused. Teacher in Tokyo brought students to rob homes with him. 23.09.2026 20min

  Teacher in Tokyo, Japan brought students with him to rob homes. Doctors discovered a 72 year old man's scrotum was whistling due to a collapsed lung. Welcome the return of a popular unvaccinated singles match-making event (and dating app).
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  Child fight club at a daycare breaks rule number 1. Study: 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days. 22.09.2026 19min

  Texas daycare being sued by family alleging the staff ran a child fight club. New study shows 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days. 95 year old William Shatner is singing lead vocals in a metal band.
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  Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage during film. 21.09.2026 19min

  Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Mother arrested for giving her baby away to a stranger at a Texas bus stop. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage in Burbank, CA.
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  Florida woman arrested after husband finds video of her having sex with the family dog. Florida mom and son arrested for having relations "about 100 times" on video. 18.09.2026 19min

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Female passenger took off all her clothes and engaged in some indecent acts on an American Airlines flight to Miami, Florida. Floridaman arrested after hiding under a couple's hotel room bed while they slept. Florida mother and son charged with incest after having sexual intercourse on camera "about a hundred times." Florida woman arrested after husband discovers home video of her having sex with the family dog.
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  Deputy and wife beaten up by Waffle House employees over parking. Gambling related Emergency Room visits are on the rise. 17.09.2026 21min

  Deputy and his wife were beaten up by Waffle House employees over a parking spot dispute. New study suggests lack of water makes large moon colonies impossible. More people than ever are going to emergency rooms for gambling.
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  Angry villagers take a cell technician hostage over poor area coverage. Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram. 16.09.2026 20min

  Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram ads. Angry villagers in India tie a cell tower technician to a pole in protest against poor cellular coverage. Backyard dog breeders are trying to trade French Bulldogs for Pokemon cards at trading shows.
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  Zoo apologized for offering a Child Predator Tour. Nurse performed an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident. 15.09.2026 18min

  Zoo in England apologized for selling tickets to the Child Predator Tour. South Korea built an app for victims of stalking to track their stalkers and watch their approach. Nurse is accused of performing an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident.
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  Man sexually abused koi fish and other stuff. New conspiracy based on traffic lights being weapons of destruction. 14.09.2026 18min

  Man has been arrested for sexually abusing a koi fish in Bangkok. Honor student has been suspended for bringing coffee to class. Boomers are attacking traffic lights over deadly weapon conspiracy theories.
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  Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor that was sleeping with her husband. Mother arrested for punching her child's school principal and teacher. 11.09.2026 17min

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for walking around a Target parking lot in a G-String and sneakers. Florida mother arrested after punching her child's school principal and teacher in their faces. Unlicensed Florida body piercer called the "Piercing Fairy" was jailed for unlicensed operations on clients. Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor she thought was sleeping with her husband.
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  Wanna pet baby goats with rabies at a mobile petting zoo? Are you a "Furry"? Don't bother to come to this Renaissance Fest. 10.09.2026 22min

  Entire family in North Carolina exposed to rabid baby goats at a mobile petting zoo. Man posed as pro 49ers NFL player and conned 26 women out of $1.3million. Renaissance festival in MD is banning "Furries" this year because they haven't cooperated in the past.
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  Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Six Flags rollercoaster shut down after putting rider in a coma. 09.09.2026 17min

  Famous influencer "Tiny" Ubiribo dies after botched penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Political candidate charged with trying to plant cocaine on his opponent in Missouri. Intense Six Flags rollercoaster closed after two riders suffer brain hemorrhages, one still in a coma.
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  Man raises 400 ostriches after tick bite leaves him allergic to meat. Put the "fun" in funeral with a Hungarian grave digging contest. 08.09.2026 17min

  Kentucky man raises a farm of 400 ostriches after tick bite makes him allergic to mammal meats. Snoop Dogg offers $10k month to be his international ice cream taster. First national grave digging contest held in Hungary.
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  Smell of weed stops a women's US Open match. Man shoots his cousin over whose enchiladas are spicier. 07.09.2026 16min

  Women's US Open match had to be stopped because of the strong smell of weed. Man shot his cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier. Police are trying to find the thieves who stole 70,000 pints of delicious Guinness stout.
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  Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she "just wants to feel good". Police learn the hard way, you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with drug money. 04.09.2026 19min

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she "wants to feel good". Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with money to buy crack.
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  The infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their urine, study shows. 03.09.2026 20min

  California's infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack in Burbank. A group of jurors selected Reese Witherspoon as foreman because they believed the Legally Blonde actor actually went to law school. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their hot urine.
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  Teacher sets up a "Fart Corner" for her students. Woman wakes up to a bat crawling into her mouth. 01.09.2026 15min

  Woman wakes to a bat trying to crawl inside her mouth. Teacher criticized and praised for setting up a fart corner for her elementary school students. Pabst Blue Ribbon gives thieves two weeks to return the beer truck they stole with 40,000 pounds of beer.
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  Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food. Man drove a guillotine over to the Capital Building, gets arrested. 31.08.2026 17min

  Police arrest California man after he drives a guillotine over to the Capital Building in DC. Harvard Medical will pay out millions to familes after their dead relatives' body parts were sold on the black market. Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food totally nude.
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  Floridaman punches Chuck E. Cheese employee for stealing his girlfriend. Floridaman exposes himself while working at Steak and Shake. 28.08.2026 17min

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself to customers while working at a Steak and Shake restaurant. Florida woman arrested for breast feeding her baby while very drunk. Floridaman punches a Chuck E. Cheese employee, who is a minor, for stealing his girlfriend and getting her pregnant. Florida woman scammed senior citizens and hiding the cash up inside herself.