2 Broke Twimbos

Episoade

• The Gunning for Gooners Episode 22.05.2026 1h 42min

  CHAMPIONES! CHAMPIONES! OLE OLE OLE!! Sorry not sorry, this is a celebration episode! Dan celebrates his beloved Arsenal, and there's a bit of a chat around the spat between Plot Mhako and Lady Kuda, about age vs being in touch with the streets. But mostly it's a celebration! Enjoy!
• The Sand in The Soap Box Episode 15.05.2026 53min

  Fellow Hantavirus survivors! Behold, a brand new episode of the podcast that can only be described as a treasure available to all who search deep within the crevices of The Trabablas Exchange. It's a short & sweet one, Dan & Phil spotlight some Zimbabweans doing it big before examining some questions about the career paths and branding surrounding Miss Universe Zimbabwe 2026. Also, some clever ways of getting around restrictions on generosity. Enjoy!
• The Fare is Foul Episode 02.05.2026 1h 41min

  Blue Button pressers and I suppose Red Buttoners as well, welcome to the return of the pod, Dan & Phil link up for a brand new episode of your favourite non-xenophobic podcast. This week: Game Theory, Luke Tawanda Philemon Humba, ZIMRA paints a target on social media influencers who are making money, an attempt at a balanced discussion around the rise of xenophobia attacks in South Africa and... inDrive fares! Enjoy!
• The Rise and Appeal Episode 18.04.2026 1h 18min

  Dragged kicking and screaming, Dan & Phil bring you another episode of your favourite post-Hormuz podcast. The 2BT are back with updates on Jorginho vs. Chappell Roan, and D4vd, followed by takes on Tich Mataz, ZIMRA, Bieb-chella and Dave Chappelle, but even more importantly, why Dan's face is punchable and why Phil is romanticizing the ghetto. Enjoy!
• The Punctual Pullout Episode 10.04.2026 1h 41min

  The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views! Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!
• The Crowned Wince Episode 03.04.2026 1h 23min

  Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy!
• The Oh Father Guard Episode 28.03.2026 1h 36min

  Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the tragic ballad of Doja Cat’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads talk about Jay-Z’s GQ interview, and J. Cole’s recent Apple and Talk with Flee interviews. Oh, and stuff about coffee for some reason? Enjoy!
• The CAF Aye OLAY Episode 20.03.2026 1h 46min

  The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Sinners wins 4 awards, One Battle After Another wins Best Picture, and Dan & Phil have thoughts. Some tech ombudsman stuff, some personal anecdotes stuff and some movies stuff. Enjoy!
• The Snitch Over Troubled Water Episode 13.03.2026

  Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy!
• The Roaring 20s Episode 06.03.2026 2h

  Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is mega-trending and Lebo M is not happy) and review Zimbabwe's biggest awards ceremony NAMA 24 2026! Also, RIP Showmax. Enjoy!
• The Blurts and Spurts Episode 27.02.2026 1h 47min

  New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson at the BAFTAs. AAAAAND, do we still have a World Cup this year with what's happening in Mexico (and America)?? AI Music, Tech Ombudsman things (Samsung S26, Perplexity Computer) and We Outside this weekend at the NAMAs! Enjoy!
• The Shot Selection Episode 20.02.2026 1h 34min

  Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain trending this week? What is a Malloti? What happened with the trampolines? Are popular footballers/coaches racist? Are you going to J Cole? Enjoy!
• The Sow and Stick Episode 13.02.2026 1h 50min

  Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inclusion of an AI video by Winky D in Outstanding Music Video, then the Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny as well as the noteworthy ads, THEEEEN Zimbabwe in the Epstein files, and more! Enjoy!
• The Back and Beta Than Eva Episode 06.02.2026 1h 56min

  The haters and opps can stop celebrating, the government-mandated podcast break is over! Dan & Phil return for the first episode of the year, and the TLDR is WE. ARE. HERE. The world is burning, and there are so many very important things to discuss, prepare for in-depth common sense takes on discombobulating events such as: full frontal on HBO, iShowSpeed in Africa and Zimbabwe, Trevor Noah insider trading at the Grammy's, Kanye West's apology, ZIMURA controversy and social media for AI! Enjoy!
• The Merged in Wrappers Episode 11.12.2025 1h 33min

  We've got good news and bad news. The good news - BRAND NEW EPISODE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST! The bad news - it's the last official episode of the year... (note we said "official") Still still, Dan & Phil catch up and compare notes after watching the Diddy documentary, analyze Spotify Wrapped, explore the implications of the Netflix deal for Warner Bros, with the Paramount counter-bid and more! Enjoy!
• The Ezra Edelman Episode 05.12.2025 1h 25min

  Film buffs, aficionados, and anti goojora warriors alike gather around the communal podcast hole for a special episode. This week, Phil sits down for an incredible episode with the multi-Emmy and Oscar-winning director, Ezra Edelman. Known for his masterful documentary work and a storied career in TV and movies, Ezra joins the show to break down his illustrious career and his unique philosophy on filmmaking. Beyond his personal accolades, the conversation discussed why he is in Zimbabwe and the work he is doing with Almasi Collaborative Arts, an organisation co-founded by Danai Gurira, and his experience teaching a talented group of Zimbabwean directors during a week-long workshop that he has been running.
• The House of Hardwills Episode 30.11.2025 1h 25min

  We promise, this is not the new release schedule! Dan & Phil rally to make sure there's an episode this week on Sunday evening. The pair delves (human-written) into important and world-changing stories like Maskiri being lured into a police sting over goat fraud, and Burna Boy being cancelled in America, to less impactful, lighter stories, like the Zimbabwe 2026 Monetary Policy and impending global AI bubble burst. Enjoy!
• The Cooked Be Cooking Episode 22.11.2025 1h 2min

  Stop! Hold the Podcast Presses, there's an episode this week! Dan & Phil link up this weekend to make sure the people them get an episode, and they at least have a chance to talk. Miss Universe updates, Tech Ombudsmen stuff, Zim Hip Hop, and a pervert cat in Dan's neighbourhood. We're here for you guys, enjoy! (The famous name hinted at will be in another episode. Efficiency.)
• The Piece Down Lay Down Town Episode 14.11.2025 1h 14min

  After a small, barely noticeable break, Dan and Phil return to deliver an incisive, hard-hitting report that pulls no punches! This week, they speak truth to power and reveal a massive scandal at Miss Universe! They also discuss the recent Grammy nominations and celebrate the Zimbabweans who are nominated. What happened at the Louvre, and why was everyone involved so inept? The brouhaha with the Minister of ICT and influencers at an event Dan was a part of, Sabrina Claudio being cancelled and a new TV Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link: 2BT Link Please rate and review! 
• The Predictive Power Play Episode 31.10.2025 1h 34min

  Please don't blame us, the power was out! The 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode, and there's a lot to catch up on. From inopportune power cuts to gambling on EVERYTHING to more tech ombudsmen as the pair pay attention to AI moves again... we're back for real for real. Also, is rap over? Which local airlines are podcast-friendly? And how good of a freestyler is Phil? Enjoy!