Rude Tales of Magic

Episoade

• Soup Du Jour 09.06.2026 50min

  Hey, the kids've gotta eat somehow!
• [Patreon Preview] Oozes and Ninjas! 02.06.2026 11min

  RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS RUDE TALES BONE CON OOZES & NINJAS SUBSCRIBE FOR THE FULL EP- THIS A PREVIEW!
• Auditions 26.05.2026 1h 2min

  Our heroes don't use their powers much this episode, but boy oh boy do people smoke in high school! If you like "smoking cigarettes in and around high school, during the day, alongside teachers" this is YOUR episode. Enjoy!
• Ooh La La in the House! Ooh La La! 12.05.2026 1h

  Our heroes meet a strange child in a basement. Good news: he's facing them-not a Blair Witch situation. Bad News? He's still a creepy little freak! Afterwards, the gang gets hungry, but what is still open this late?
• [Patreon Preview] Opera & Sherry, DM'ed by Branson! 05.05.2026 10min

  Well baby I hear the podcast a callin?! Here's a preview of our latest Patreon Game of the Month, Opera & Sherry, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
• Something Amazing 28.04.2026 1h

  Over the course of 4 episodes, our heroes have experienced so much. Love and loss, heartbreak and joy. And if you think about it, they've almost completed one whole calendar day of the school year. How could so much happen in such a short time? That's youth I guess. But what if, at this late hour, something new happened. Something...Amazing?? PLUS: What is Twist McCallum shoveling?
• Text Education 14.04.2026 53min

  Reeling from the events of the previous two episodes (meeting an alien, mysterious powers, homeroom icebreakers, etc.), the gang finishes their first day of school and heads to the McChristmas basement to debrief. Hopefully more trouble won't find them there...
• [Patreon Preivew] Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits! GM'ed by Branson! 07.04.2026 8min

  Here's a preview of our first Patreon Game of the Month, Tommyguns and Fuggedaboutits, GM'ed by Branson and starring Ali, Joe, and Tim!
• Life is a Hallway 31.03.2026 1h 1min

  The School Bell Rings. Homeroom. Paths Diverge. Halls are monitored.
• [New Campaign Premiere] An Odd Event 17.03.2026 1h 4min

  Ah, Sophomore year. For many American High Schoolers, it truly is one of the most Second High School Years. It certainly is for Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher), and Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore). But what if a school year was more than just "the second one"? What if it was the start of a strange adventure testing their potential, their bonds of friendship, and the very limits of imagination? That would be a podcast I'd listen to- I'd tell you that!
• BLUE KINDNESS HIGH: COMING TUESDAY MARCH 17 12.03.2026 1min

  Summer's over, losers! Get in! Coming this Tuesday, March 17th, is the premiere of our next thrilling Rude Tale: BLUE KINDNESS HIGH. Action! Adventure! Suburbs! Mystery! Drama! Extracurriculars! All this and more comes to your precious ears in a few short days, as we begin the saga that is sophomore year for Scooter Carton (Joe Lepore), Mikey McChristmas (Branson Reese), and Briley Brynn Bailey (Ali Fisher). And with DM Tim Platt in charge, you can bet that these three will need more than a bell to save them... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
• BLUE KINDNESS HIGH SESSION ZERO w/Tim, Ali, Branson, and Joe! 03.03.2026 1h 15min

  Blue Kindness High is almost here! Ali, Branson, and Joe sit down with our Game Master Tim Platt to reveal their characters, their secrets, and—buckle up!—their favorite high school classes!!
• UNLOCKED! Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36 & Campaign Wrap-Up 27.02.2026 1h 51min

  Out from behind the walls of Patreon, it's Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk 36, the whole campaign, and what's next...
• BONUS Game: Sense & Feelings! 19.02.2026 1h 45min

  REGENCY ENGLAND: When the three youngest Godzilla sisters attend a Garden Party given by their elder sister, will they be able to find the eligible suitors of their dreams? Or will their hopes for advantageous marriages gulp go up in flames?? Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as they bring you a wickedly twisted Austen tale and play the ttrpg Sense & Feelings!
• Sundowning 17.02.2026 1h 18min

  Will all the light be eaten? Will our heroes survive? Will anything slime-related happen? All this and more, in the thrilling finale of RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: NETHERMURK
• A Visit to Baltimore! 03.02.2026 47min

  The gang takes a helicopter ride!
• Night Trial Live! 20.01.2026 54min

  The party reaches the surface.
• HUMANS 06.01.2026 1h 4min

  Note: This Program Does Not Endorse the Lifestyle of the NPCs of this Episode
• Yuletide Kombat Family V: DARK SLEIGH 23.12.2025 1h 21min

  Every year, as the days grow short and a chill flies upon the wind (unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere!! Sorry y'all), the most dangerous Holiday Characters enter the arena in search of Yuletide glory. BUT THIS YEAR... That Arena? A dang Race Course like Mario Kart! Those Characters? Dark, twisted versions of your holiday faves. It's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH
• Hot Hot Hot! 09.12.2025 54min

  The denizens of the Nethermurk race to the surface. Ulysses and Studio make important discoveries. The Mosquitos awaken. We visit a museum!