Lise and Sarah

We’re Going Analogue, But It’s Really Bloody Hard OK? 01.06.2026 47хв

This week, we are becoming women who write handwritten notes instead of doom-scrolling at all hours. BUT IT’S HARD OK? Phones are addictive. Birthday cards require effort. But we must try! So we’re opening up fan mail for you to send. If you can pull yourself away from your phone that is. Also in this episode: Lise reveals the deeply unhinged French sock-folding rule that shaped her childhood Sarah names a Lise’s new dog. A listener named Luke asks for relationship advice after his wife derails their move to Australia for a Bruno Mars concert. Naturally, Sarah puts on her unqualified couples therapist hat and gets straight to work. Send fan mail, cards, post it notes, drawings, ANYTHING to Lise and Sarah’s Mail Bag Clearshot Digital 3/421 Logan Road Stones Corner QLD 4120 The Fine Print: The show phone is 0489 214 653 You can now watch the show on Spotify, Youtube and Apple Podcasts. Just search for Lise and Sarah We record at Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in

The Formal Dress Registry And A Vasectomy Horror Story 25.05.2026 42хв

Two things no one saw coming. Formal’s have lost the plot. Because now teenage girls are now bagsing dresses on Facebook like it’s the Met Gala seating chart. And can a vasectomy… undo itself? Because we hear from a listener whose husband became known as The Inseminator after not one but two post-vasectomy babies. Also: Lise has developed a full-blown fantasy about blowing up her life and moving into a tiny Paris apartment, and Sarah is suspicious of a French man named Ulyssez. Plus, Lise brings Sarah the “rule of three” for retraining your brain, and Sarah does everything in her power to remain .. untrained. Pls gaze upon Lise’s Paris Apartments here: https://www.instagram.com/lucierauschnabel?igsh=MWw1NGhlNGN5dzg2YQ== https://www.instagram.com/maison.sacrecoeur?igsh=MTkybnc2YWhydGcyeA== https://www.instagram.com/erinrjackson?igsh=N3R5dGw3Ym91M21y And here is the famous Ulyssez https://www.instagram.com/ulyssezachary?igsh=djJpdDNyd2htbmht The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print: Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here (http://apple.co/LiseandSarah) For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in We record at the very excellent Clearshot Digital (https://clearshot.digital/) in Brisbane

The Moon Told Me To Have One Final Period 18.05.2026 32хв

Lise possibly went to see a white witch, and she has some new ideas about entering menopause.  Don't blame her, it's the moon.  Meanwhile, Sarah has become deeply concerned about babies without socks, forcing Lise to remember that the other day....she went to the gym in only socks. And someone's husband has entered their game show era. Is this the Tipping Point in the relationship? The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Devil Wears Prada 2 Broke Our Hearts A Little Bit 11.05.2026 34хв

We went to see the sequel with extremely high expectations, several champagnes, and a deep commitment to Miranda Priestly. The verdict? Beautiful to look at but completely forgettable. Also in this episode: Sarah has a catastrophic midlife realization that she’s officially the friend who stacks it, Lise discovers the DIY heat pack hack and we spiral over the absurd new shoe currently terrifying women over 40 everywhere and coming to a Seed this Summer.Wanna leave a message on the show phone?  0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah  Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Couples Therapist Who Refuses To Lie To You 04.05.2026 32хв

You know that moment when you’re watching someone else’s relationship and thinking: I could fix this? Sarah does. So this week she's discovered a new calling: Couples therapy.  But instead of spending time on emotional breakthroughs and softly spoken insights, she has a more efficient approach. Also in this episode: The people's shirt finally gets a run  The gateway drug for teenage girls: part line foils A 16-year-old boy’s extremely detailed pitch for Pet Rats Has Channel Nine jumped The Shark?   And finally, Wasabi Peas is the new midlife meditation  Need entirely unqualified couples advice? The show phone is 0489 214 653    The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah  Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s A Reason Some Women Always Look Cool 27.04.2026 42хв

We may have just solved getting dressed. Because we accidentally created a fashion rule that fixes every outfit dilemma: casual, casual, formal. Formal, formal, casual. Also: Sarah bought a very spenny shirt that she now claims is only for 'special occasions.' Will the podcast ever make the cut? Plus, the very specific signs someone was rich when you were a kid  Then after Lise watches the Manosphere documentary with her son, we dive into the world of “looksmaxxing”. Fascinating, unsettling, and maybe closer to home than you think The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah  Vote on Spotify if you want Sarah to wear her fancy pants shirt on the pod  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Very Surreal Weekend 21.04.2026 35хв

How on Earth did we end up emceeing the world's most talked about wellness retreat? We're still processing it. And just as we were on a high from our 30 seconds with Meghan Markle, we crashed down to earth with a Woolies run, four loads of washing and a rodent in a shoebox.  So yeah I guess we have range. The show phone is 0489 214 653 - and we are still taking submissions for The Shit In Your House  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fran Drescher Has The Best Relationship Advice Right Now 13.04.2026 27хв

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens, so when Fran Drescher talks about love, we listen. This week everyone is talking about her unconventional take on marriage, divorce and ex-husbands, and it has us re-thinking the rule book. Also this episode: a heated grammar debate, the one place in our lives we let everything fall apart, and the tiny, brilliant hack that means you will never panic about leaving your hair straighter on again.  The show phone is 0489 214 653 - send us your filthy little corner.  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re All One Petrol Price Away From Losing Our Minds 06.04.2026 36хв

If everything feels a bit weird right now, sames. Lise didn't even leave the house this Easter. Don't worry, she has the French Easter Bell tradition to cheer everyone up. Plus, in a cost of living crisis, when everyone is tightening the belt, it's extremely important not to spend recklessly. Except Sarah accidentally bought a $471 shirt and now we need to justify it at all costs. And just as things look on the up, Lise talks about losing her family dog. RIP Minnie. Shop Sarah's Depop HERE and help her fund The People's Shirt The show phone is 0489 214 653    The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can We Please Normalise Having a Crap House? 30.03.2026 32хв

Ever had the skip bin fantasy? When you want to throw away your entire house and start again? Sames. We're over everyones perfect houses, it's time to make crap houses great again. Plus, the freedom of quitting gel nails, why you need eight hugs a day, and run to Ikea because you're gonna need a foot stool pronto. Send your crap house things to the show phone: 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is 15 the Age That Breaks You as a Parent? 23.03.2026 36хв

In a world of annoying ads, rogue medical advice (hi, Green Whistle) and stupid games on Tik Tok, sometimes you gotta go deep. And today,. Sarah’s daughter turns 15. Only it's not just a birthday, it’s a full-blown emotional reckoning.  There are ugly cries and beautiful truths today. Get on board. The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Can't Stop Thinking About Durries..What's Wrong With Me? 16.03.2026 32хв

After 45 years of being the poster girl for healthy living, Lise has a confession: somehow she has picked up a ciggy and had a little smoko. It's complicated. Sarah re-watched Mrs Doubtfire and is suddenly on the side of Sally Field. Who would eat who in a zombie apocalypse? And this week in woo-woo, the strange moment a tennis ball appeared exactly when it was needed most.  The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print: You can now watch the show on Spotify and Youtube! Just search for Lise and Sarah   We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Poster Girl for Colonoscopies 09.03.2026 26хв

Big news! You can now watch us on Spotify and Youtube. It's a decision we may come to regret, but for now, just search Lise & Sarah on Spotify and Youtube and watch our faces get involved!Today, we have a new office but we're using it for more than work. Sarah's had it with shop return policies. Lise convinces everyone that colonoscopies are the break we all need and deserve, sharing her genuinely enthusiastic tips (including why you should never book the morning slot). And finally, we go down a rabbit hole of brand names we’ve all been pronouncing wrong. Sorry, Porsche. The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America’s Next Top Model Was Unhinged. Why Did We Love It So Much? 02.03.2026 37хв

It was the biggest show of its time. Ten thousand girls lined up to be cast by Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model. It was the days of early Reality TV before we knew the tricks of the content-making machine. But watching it back in 2026 feels like....... oh God, we really let this happen?  The sex on camera. The fat shaming. The “fix your gap.” The race-swapping shoot.  It was unhinged and problematic in all the worst ways; and we ate it up And now we have to unpack why. Got opinions?  The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Louis Vuitton Situation Has Escalated 23.02.2026 32хв

What started out as a casual holiday purchase - a fake Louis Vuitton handbag - has rapidly escalated. The show phone has a message with someone claiming to be from the Louis Vuitton brand protection team. There is a file number. There is a London number to call. Nobody panic though, because Lise knows how to spin it into a positive. Plus, mindfulness coach Ben Crowe has an 'introduction challenge' that proves....very challenging. And the woo-woo habits we’re adopting to survive the year.  No judgement; but we're talking to the trees.  Got opinions? Feedback? Are you Elizabeth from the LVMH brand protection team? The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Louis Vuitton Felon of Brisbane 16.02.2026 28хв

Sarah may or may not be an international criminal after purchasing a fake Louis Vuitton Neverfull. There are whispers of customs seizures, in-store confiscations and French prison sentences. She’s rattled. Meanwhile, Lise receives a school email that sends her into a full-blown “let teenage boys have freedom” spiral. Permission slips? For cars? Is this why Gen Z can’t make a GP appointment? Add in: a Bridgerton betrayal (Benedict, we need to talk), an all-inclusive holiday that ruined real life forever, and a wholesome Andy Lee sighting that restores our faith in men. Low stakes. High drama. Zero legal advice. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653  The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh God, The Bouffant Millennial Fringe Is Back 09.02.2026 29хв

Sarah turns up with a bouffant fringe the size of a small Fiat and refuses to apologise. From there, things escalate quickly. We’re calling time on ice-cream taste testers (it’s rude)  unpacking whether school uniforms are sexist, and desperately clawing our way out of the gel nails cycle Low stakes. Strong opinions. Absolutely no taste tests. Got opinions? Feedback? The show phone is 0489 214 653 The Fine Print:  This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Party Where Women Did Nothing 02.02.2026 32хв

No prep. No salads. No mental load. Just a pig on a spit, a potato masher as a serving spoon, and women sitting on eskies like it’s 1987. This week, Sarah witnesses what might be the most radical feminist act of her life at PigFest: a party where the men handled everything and the women did....nothing. How did it go?  Plus: a fake designer bag conundrum  Send a voice memo to the show phone! The number is 0489 214 653 This episode is proudly brought to you by leading family safety app, Life 360  We record at Clearshot Digital in Brisbane  Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Have 21 Days to Get Your Life Together Before The Fire Horse Arrives 26.01.2026 27хв

Snakes. This is your moment. Time to shed what no longer serves you. Old habits, emotional clutter,  or perhaps the platter your best friend lovingly and thoughtfully gifted you.   Sarah has officially become a corkboard lady - a triumph! But unfortunately, just as she was feeling powerful, she discovered that Lise had remorselessly sent the TJ Maxx platter she once gave her off in a boat to China.  Thankfully if Sarah is feeling sad about it, she has plenty of miserable clothes to choose from. BUY SARAHS FUNERAL FRIENDLY WARDROBE ON DEPOP  Send a voice memo to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Heel & Toe & Men In Sockettes | The Best Of Part Two 19.01.2026 27хв

It’s part two of our Best Of the Year and frankly, we have questions. Whatever happened to the heel and toe? Are men in sockettes are a hard no? Is the cult book Far Out Brussel Sprout responsible for raising the best Australian generation ever? The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android user, you don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser.  How does it work? Here's a step-by-step • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, click on sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)  • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.