Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

61 - The Photography Contest 19.08.2026 56хв

Get your cameras ready, because the photography competition is heading to Clatfarturg! Is it Jenny with the Lens' big day to shine, or will it be a horrible disaster? Also, Flippini is there (because when is he not), To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

60 - The Visitor Center 05.08.2026 57хв

Crispy the Talking Bass makes his triumphant return as we explore the Clatfartburg Visitor Center! It has everything you need: copyrighted snacks, strange merch, and, of course, a thirty-minute long dark ride. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:04 Intro 7:08 The Visitor Center 11:12 Crispy's involvement and the gift shop 22:25 The dark ride! 56:17 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

59: Bonus Episode Unlocked - The Rise and Fall of Bartholomew Arkansas' Mystery Meat Gang 22.07.2026 59хв

Hello! Due to some unforseen circumstances we've gotten delayed in recording and have decided to use the opportunity to release a pretty important episode from our Buy Me A Coffee vault! This episode establishes all the Bartholomew Alexander/Arkansas lore, first introduces Cole Papageno, and even sets the stage for Poppins Rumblesby (albeit with a slightly different name). We've released a bunch more bonus content (26 more Clatfartburg bonus episode to date, to be exact!), so feel free to check that out at the link below if you want more! Thank you all for listening, we will be back to our regularly scheduled content in two weeks! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch.

58 - The Twister: I AM THE TWISTER! 08.07.2026 1год

No, this episode is not about tornadoes. It's about holes. Pesky, ankle-twisting holes that have started to plague Clatfartburg. Who is behind the cause of everyone tripping? Why are there robed figures moving about in the woods wearing Skip-Its? And by jove, is that Dela Noire?? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:10 Introducing holes! 5:22 What ARE these holes? And why? 11:20 The suspects 26:07 Revealing Dela Noire's hole 41:38 Crispy's involvement; the town's reaction to holes 50:39 Solving the case of The Twister 59:09 In conclusion 59:35 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

57 - Whabam! A Hardware Store 24.06.2026 50хв

In this episode, we bring back some extremely minor characters to be the proprieters of the new hardware store! Enjoy this wholesome business after the clusterfuck that was The Bakehouse. Plus, this episode introduces the concept of "getting beeped," which will make sense to you soon. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

56 - Craig Liszt & The Bake House 10.06.2026 53хв

It's time to SHAKE! THAT! CAKE! ANDMAYBEALSOYOURBUTT! Cake decorating and rump shaking consume the lives of five people living in The Bake House: a TikTok group that decorates cakes and mostly pulls pranks on the one person who can actually decorate cakes in the group. Relationships get complicated, cakes become plastic, and one final stunt may end it all for The Bake House. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 3:21 Intro 6:37 The cast & vibes 10:09 How they all met and got into cake decorating 14:00 More about Craig and the Bake House's content 24:03 The exes (Dylan and Leah) 28:07 More on Charlee and Axel 30:49 How does CFB feel about The Bake House 35:53 The fall of Bake House 50:28 Conclusion Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

55 - Frieda and Friedrich's Escape Rooms Featuring The Gentleman Ham 27.05.2026 57хв

YOU HAVE 55 MINUTES TO ESCAPE THIS PODCAST!! How to get out??? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out. Also, don't worry about the Gentleman Ham. All will be revealed in due time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:56 Intro 05:36 Who is In Charge 11:07 Seasonal Rooms 15:28 The Flagship Room 24:53 The Gentleman Ham Enters 32:41 The Five Hour Escape Room 51:39 Epilogue 55:44 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

54 - The Wedding of Nancy Pankin & The Blacksmith 13.05.2026 59хв

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Nancy Pankin and the Blacksmith (and also Clatfartburg's two year anniversary!). Who made the cut for the guest list? What new family members shall we unveil? And most importantly...will we finally learn the name of the Blacksmith? (Spoiler: Yes!) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:46 Intro - happy two years of Clatfartburg!! 5:06 The engagement 13:00 Wedding settings 17:52 Guest list 22:18 Attire 26:09 The Wedding Cake 28:18 The service: family members, officiant 43:06 Reception 50:56 The incident 54:34 Vows and Blacksmith name reveal 56:33 Reflecting on two years of Clatfartburg 59:08 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

53 - The Cheese Duck and the Zarella Birds (but also Street Performers) 29.04.2026 50хв

We are back once again with a classic parenthetical Clatfartburg title. This is an episode that is technically about street performers but it mostly about birds and mid life crises. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:36 Intro 04:20 Bird Trainer 09:51 Introducing Hammer 25:28 The Buskers Board 43:56 The Invasive Bird Species Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

52 - Edwina Forthwright vs Gerthen Sneedle: The Cow Masquerade 15.04.2026 56хв

The Cow Masquerade is set to give Edwina Forthwright some extra cash in her pocket but things go awry when her old college nemesis, Gerthen Sneedle, arrives on the scene to do everything they can to ruin the event. Also, The Cow Wars mentioned fifty episode ago somehow plays a part in all of this. ENJOY. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:40 Intro 4:55 Masquerade theme & a history of the Cow Wars of Clatfartburg 10:17 Meet Edwina 15:31 Meet Gerthen 17:00 Edwina & Gerthen's history 24:13 The masquerade begins - and so does a plot for revenge! 54:20 Epilogue: Clementine Dubois 55:17 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

51 - Smoothkeasy → Suestewkeasy 01.04.2026 59хв

Today we set out to create a building with a secret. And then another secret. And then another secret. And then another... (etc.) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:58 Intro 5:05 Smoothkeasy 23:46 The Second Layer 36:13 The Third Layer 41:25 The Fourth Layer 45:13 The Final Layer 55:02 Recapping Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

50 - Plum The Possum's High Ropes Course 18.03.2026 59хв

Embody the life of a possum as you navigate a low ropes and high ropes course while under the all-seeing eye of Plum the Possum! Featuring moderate misery, costumes, and ye olde Edgars family. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News ft. Skylar Cloud & The Rainbows 2:36 Intro 5:01 Edgar Edgars Jr., the ziplining fiend 10:57 The low ropes course 15:30 Finding the fun 19:52 Possum 21:38 High ropes course 49:39 The Possum Race 56:16 A recap 58:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

49 - Arthur Remington's Mine Adventure 04.03.2026 1год 1хв

Yeeehaw!!! Join us as we return to a character that we just keep talking about recently, Arthur Remington. We get into his backstory, his future, and the events of a specific beer crawl he participates in quarterly. Plus we make an arguement for the return of AIEEEEEE! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:22 Intro 07:21 Why is Arthur Remington in the Mines 21:37: Feastinghay Richington Returns 29:28 Worlds Collide 36:21 Danger Strikes 42:47 A Secret Room?? 51:42 A Triumphant Return Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

48 - Merlinda Chump Rosin's Mansion of Mysteries 18.02.2026 59хв

This kid's play place (as you can clearly tell by its name) is chalk full of themed rooms meant to inspire a child's imagination along with gifting them the fun of a boring task! As you can imagine, we lost our minds recording this one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:37 Intro and our experiences with kid play places 6:43 The set up 7:57 The exterior/lobby 15:00 General room set up mingled with pirate room 18:45 Pirate room in full swing 23:33 Train 26:39 Cowboy 28:24 Morning commute to boring job 31:56 Board game 34:26 Jungle 36:33 Heist 38:13 Artist room 41:18 Space 44:28 Everything's big 46:48 Cafeteria, bathrooms, and seasonal rooms 49:39 Splash park 52:43 Naming the kid's play place 56:47 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

47 - Flippini Takes on the Rennaisance Fair 04.02.2026 57хв

It's a Rennaisance Fair but NOT the way you would think. We accidentally get fixated on Flippini (sp?) really early in this one, so expect a LOT of pizza content. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:24 Intro 07:16 Clatfartburg's Renaissance Fair 13:38 Categories 16:42 Clatfartburgian Competitors 33:59 Animal Competition 44:25 Improv 46:58 Best Advice 52:84 Flippini Takes it Home! 54:40 Outro "Carefree" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

46 - The Tourism Board Marketing Team 21.01.2026 53хв

Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Fief 1:54 Host vibe check 4:08 What does the Tourism Board marketing team do? 15:00 The team members 33:08 A campaign gone wrong 51:06 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

45 - The Day Burger King Came to Clatfartburg 07.01.2026 1год 2хв

IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

44 - The Frozen Water Competition 24.12.2025 56хв

Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE. Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Intro 4:00 Binky song flashback 4:47 The set up 9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past 12:44 The Frozen Water Competition 15:49 The pre-planned items for the event 17:14 Too Hot Chocolate 18:56 Florence Outwit 25:29 The competition begins 32:39 A plot twist! 34:23 A meltdown 51:18 Wrap up 54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

43 - Kimberly Tuppence, Clatfartburg's Twelve Year Old Tax Collector 10.12.2025 52хв

Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:42 Intro and Naming Kimberly 07:56 How Kimberly Won and Who She Is 21:43 The SCANDAL 37:04 Polly Darton 44:50 A Wholesome Conclusion 51:26 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

42 - The Animatronic Maker 26.11.2025 59хв

Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:07 Intro 5:50 The inventor's origins 12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic 22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name 27:46 Inventor's special century-long project 29:29 Family history 33:10 His love life 39:33 The inventor's "adversary" 57:23 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC