Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

57 - Whabam! A Hardware Store 24.06.2026 50хв

In this episode, we bring back some extremely minor characters to be the proprieters of the new hardware store! Enjoy this wholesome business after the clusterfuck that was The Bakehouse. Plus, this episode introduces the concept of "getting beeped," which will make sense to you soon. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

56 - Craig Liszt & The Bake House 10.06.2026 53хв

It's time to SHAKE! THAT! CAKE! ANDMAYBEALSOYOURBUTT! Cake decorating and rump shaking consume the lives of five people living in The Bake House: a TikTok group that decorates cakes and mostly pulls pranks on the one person who can actually decorate cakes in the group. Relationships get complicated, cakes become plastic, and one final stunt may end it all for The Bake House. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok, Instagram, and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 3:21 Intro 6:37 The cast & vibes 10:09 How they all met and got into cake decorating 14:00 More about Craig and the Bake House's content 24:03 The exes (Dylan and Leah) 28:07 More on Charlee and Axel 30:49 How does CFB feel about The Bake House 35:53 The fall of Bake House 50:28 Conclusion Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

55 - Frieda and Friedrich's Escape Rooms Featuring The Gentleman Ham 27.05.2026 57хв

YOU HAVE 55 MINUTES TO ESCAPE THIS PODCAST!! How to get out??? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out. Also, don't worry about the Gentleman Ham. All will be revealed in due time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:56 Intro 05:36 Who is In Charge 11:07 Seasonal Rooms 15:28 The Flagship Room 24:53 The Gentleman Ham Enters 32:41 The Five Hour Escape Room 51:39 Epilogue 55:44 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

54 - The Wedding of Nancy Pankin & The Blacksmith 13.05.2026 59хв

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Nancy Pankin and the Blacksmith (and also Clatfartburg's two year anniversary!). Who made the cut for the guest list? What new family members shall we unveil? And most importantly...will we finally learn the name of the Blacksmith? (Spoiler: Yes!) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:46 Intro - happy two years of Clatfartburg!! 5:06 The engagement 13:00 Wedding settings 17:52 Guest list 22:18 Attire 26:09 The Wedding Cake 28:18 The service: family members, officiant 43:06 Reception 50:56 The incident 54:34 Vows and Blacksmith name reveal 56:33 Reflecting on two years of Clatfartburg 59:08 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

53 - The Cheese Duck and the Zarella Birds (but also Street Performers) 29.04.2026 50хв

We are back once again with a classic parenthetical Clatfartburg title. This is an episode that is technically about street performers but it mostly about birds and mid life crises. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:36 Intro 04:20 Bird Trainer 09:51 Introducing Hammer 25:28 The Buskers Board 43:56 The Invasive Bird Species Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

52 - Edwina Forthwright vs Gerthen Sneedle: The Cow Masquerade 15.04.2026 56хв

The Cow Masquerade is set to give Edwina Forthwright some extra cash in her pocket but things go awry when her old college nemesis, Gerthen Sneedle, arrives on the scene to do everything they can to ruin the event. Also, The Cow Wars mentioned fifty episode ago somehow plays a part in all of this. ENJOY. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:40 Intro 4:55 Masquerade theme & a history of the Cow Wars of Clatfartburg 10:17 Meet Edwina 15:31 Meet Gerthen 17:00 Edwina & Gerthen's history 24:13 The masquerade begins - and so does a plot for revenge! 54:20 Epilogue: Clementine Dubois 55:17 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

51 - Smoothkeasy → Suestewkeasy 01.04.2026 59хв

Today we set out to create a building with a secret. And then another secret. And then another secret. And then another... (etc.) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:58 Intro 5:05 Smoothkeasy 23:46 The Second Layer 36:13 The Third Layer 41:25 The Fourth Layer 45:13 The Final Layer 55:02 Recapping Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

50 - Plum The Possum's High Ropes Course 18.03.2026 59хв

Embody the life of a possum as you navigate a low ropes and high ropes course while under the all-seeing eye of Plum the Possum! Featuring moderate misery, costumes, and ye olde Edgars family. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram and Tumblr @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News ft. Skylar Cloud & The Rainbows 2:36 Intro 5:01 Edgar Edgars Jr., the ziplining fiend 10:57 The low ropes course 15:30 Finding the fun 19:52 Possum 21:38 High ropes course 49:39 The Possum Race 56:16 A recap 58:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

49 - Arthur Remington's Mine Adventure 04.03.2026 1год 1хв

Yeeehaw!!! Join us as we return to a character that we just keep talking about recently, Arthur Remington. We get into his backstory, his future, and the events of a specific beer crawl he participates in quarterly. Plus we make an arguement for the return of AIEEEEEE! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:22 Intro 07:21 Why is Arthur Remington in the Mines 21:37: Feastinghay Richington Returns 29:28 Worlds Collide 36:21 Danger Strikes 42:47 A Secret Room?? 51:42 A Triumphant Return Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

48 - Merlinda Chump Rosin's Mansion of Mysteries 18.02.2026 59хв

This kid's play place (as you can clearly tell by its name) is chalk full of themed rooms meant to inspire a child's imagination along with gifting them the fun of a boring task! As you can imagine, we lost our minds recording this one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:37 Intro and our experiences with kid play places 6:43 The set up 7:57 The exterior/lobby 15:00 General room set up mingled with pirate room 18:45 Pirate room in full swing 23:33 Train 26:39 Cowboy 28:24 Morning commute to boring job 31:56 Board game 34:26 Jungle 36:33 Heist 38:13 Artist room 41:18 Space 44:28 Everything's big 46:48 Cafeteria, bathrooms, and seasonal rooms 49:39 Splash park 52:43 Naming the kid's play place 56:47 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

47 - Flippini Takes on the Rennaisance Fair 04.02.2026 57хв

It's a Rennaisance Fair but NOT the way you would think. We accidentally get fixated on Flippini (sp?) really early in this one, so expect a LOT of pizza content. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:24 Intro 07:16 Clatfartburg's Renaissance Fair 13:38 Categories 16:42 Clatfartburgian Competitors 33:59 Animal Competition 44:25 Improv 46:58 Best Advice 52:84 Flippini Takes it Home! 54:40 Outro "Carefree" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

46 - The Tourism Board Marketing Team 21.01.2026 53хв

Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Fief 1:54 Host vibe check 4:08 What does the Tourism Board marketing team do? 15:00 The team members 33:08 A campaign gone wrong 51:06 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

45 - The Day Burger King Came to Clatfartburg 07.01.2026 1год 2хв

IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

44 - The Frozen Water Competition 24.12.2025 56хв

Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE. Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Intro 4:00 Binky song flashback 4:47 The set up 9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past 12:44 The Frozen Water Competition 15:49 The pre-planned items for the event 17:14 Too Hot Chocolate 18:56 Florence Outwit 25:29 The competition begins 32:39 A plot twist! 34:23 A meltdown 51:18 Wrap up 54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

43 - Kimberly Tuppence, Clatfartburg's Twelve Year Old Tax Collector 10.12.2025 52хв

Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:42 Intro and Naming Kimberly 07:56 How Kimberly Won and Who She Is 21:43 The SCANDAL 37:04 Polly Darton 44:50 A Wholesome Conclusion 51:26 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

42 - The Animatronic Maker 26.11.2025 59хв

Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:07 Intro 5:50 The inventor's origins 12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic 22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name 27:46 Inventor's special century-long project 29:29 Family history 33:10 His love life 39:33 The inventor's "adversary" 57:23 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

41 - The Gary Pinto Awards 12.11.2025 1год 1хв

It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:15 Intro 07:47 Gary Pinto 10:54 Pinto Awards 59:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

40 - High-Octane Spa (Now with Catz!) 29.10.2025 57хв

Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:26 Intro 4:25 Energy check-in 7:06 The vibes/theme 20:50 The Flatulence Chamber 22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River 26:54 Spa Services 28:13 Cats? 29:55 Whales 35:52 The Pacing Room 43:35 The spa's name 55:50 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

39 - The Rumblesby Historic Barn 15.10.2025 58хв

ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:25 Intro 04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt 06:42 Popcorn Ghost 09:56 Tunnel 15:06 The Barn 19:08 Poppins Rumblesby 50:31 The Future of the Barn 55:53 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC

38 - Miniature Golf Pt 2: A Second Course 01.10.2025 53хв

We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??). To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:35 Intro 5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner? 12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll" 13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe 15:00 GMDR 16:49 Tee Ball 19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is 21:35 Creepy Crawlies 25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator 26:22 Ken Burns Core(s) 27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker 29:58 Ball Inspection 32:26 B Course Meal 35:58 Fire Safety 38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B? 39:49 Job Hunting 41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium 43:38 Percy Fariway's background 49:28 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/the-headlines License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC