The Geriatric Millennials

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  To Gripe is to Live 21.07.2026 20хв

  Episode 235. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into a candid gripe session about the little annoyances of life that seem to multiply as we age.On this episode >> protein peer pressure >> diagonal walkers >> show me some insurance money__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Songs That Fundamentally Changed Us 14.07.2026 27хв

  Episode 234. This week Jayme and Beth and sharing the songs that shaped them!On this episode >> car singing >> a dad and his guitar >> shake them hipsMentions:The Songs That Changed Us PlaylistRainbow (Interlude) - Mariah CareyI don’t Want It - DC TalkThe Bodyguard Soundtrack Why Does It Hurt So Bad - Whitney Houston I Will Remember You - Sarah McLachlanAt The Ballet - A Chorus LineOn My Own - Irene CaraLegally Blonde - Legally Blonde the Musical Jagged Little Pill - Alanis MorissetteBitch - Meredith Brooks Tyrone - Erykah BaduMacarena - Los Del RioPlayground - Another Bad CreationI’ll Be Missing You - Faith Evans Lookin’ Out For Me - Kirk FranklinAngel - Shaggy Neva Di Home - Reckless Flores A Mistake - Fiona AppleThe Elephant ShowPsalty the Singing Songbook__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  It's all Greek to me 07.07.2026 27хв

  Episode 233. This week Jayme is taking us on a journey detailing her magical vacay to Greece!__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  For granted 30.06.2026 26хв

  Episode 232. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the things we often take for granted as we age. From the firmness of our bodies to the simplicity of family dinners, they reflect on the little joys and challenges of growing older.__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  What We're Into | June 2026 23.06.2026 26хв

  Episode 231. This week, Jayme and Beth share all the things that are making life sweet! From pickleball to saucy books to socks. Their love knows no bounds!On this episode >> art love >> sock love >> diy loveHeated Rivalry (2025)Ponytail CapHoneyMilchDesignsThe Boyfriend by Freida McFaddenLights Out by Navessa AllenMargo's Got Money Troubles (2006)Shrinking (2003)MonikersReef Water Vista SandalsOwala FreeSip Sway__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Summer Manifestations 16.06.2026 21хв

  Episode 230. Join Beth and Jayme as they share their summer manifestations, intentions, and dreams. From the joys of dining out to the excitement of summer trips, they explore the importance of savoring life’s moments!On this episode >> a whiff of whimsy >> opa! >> booty shorts for the win__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Flashback: 1993 09.06.2026 32хв

  Join Jayme and Beth as they take a nostalgic trip back to 1993! Listen in as they gush over heartthrobs like Joey Lawrence and Zach Morris, reminisce on classic Nickelodeon cartoons, revisit karaoke worthy songs, and try their best to remember the plot of The Son-In-Law!On this episode >> Miss Janet >> Donna Martin Graduates >> What was Meatloaf talking about?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Trends We're Into 02.06.2026 20хв

  Episode 228. Join Beth and Jayme as they dive into the ever-evolving world of trends, exploring everything from the resurgence of baggy pants to the quirky charm of Birkenstocks.On this episode >> smutty dragons >> curls for days >> AI hate__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Dating Story: The Final Chapter 26.05.2026 22хв

  Episode 227. Beth shares her tumultuous journey navigating apps like Hinge and Bumble. From awkward conversations to the struggle of finding genuine connections, Beth recounts her experiences with a variety of suitors that left her feeling more exhausted than excited.On this episode >> to ghost or not to ghost >> the art of peacocking >> men in the wild__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Our Top 5 Horror Stories 19.05.2026 25хв

  Episode 226. Join Beth and Jayme as they explore their own personal horror shows. From runny eggs to the terror of making dinner decisions, they share the everyday annoyances that send them into a spiral of panic and frustration.On this episode >> perfect pony >> dance the night away >> scrambled...hard__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Holy Pelvic Floor 12.05.2026 36хв

  Episode 225. Beth and Jayme dive into the often unspoken realities of women's health, sharing their personal experiences with pelvic floor therapy and the challenges that come with it.On this episode >> teen room makeovers >> peak girlhood >> lady bits__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Gripe Session vol. 6 05.05.2026 28хв

  Episode 224. Jayme and Beth with another gripe session. The world is worlding and they are sharing some of the not so simple things that are making life more annoying than it needs to be.On the episode >> red cards >> meme lords >> performative prayer__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Some Good Stuff 28.04.2026 29хв

  Episode 223. In this episode, Beth and Jayme are trying to escape the reality of the world by diving into what’s good in life right now.On this episode >> little toes >> mummy bag obsession >> just Fratelli thingsMentions:The Telepathy Tapes Cat ToesREI Mummy Sleeping BagIkea Tablet StandBubba + Fratelli Instagram__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Kids Today 21.04.2026 33хв

  Episode 222. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embark on a nostalgic journey, comparing their teenage years to the experiences of today's youth. They explore the profound impact of the Internet, from the evolution of communication to the challenges faced by modern teens.On this episode >> say cheese >> penpals >> thrifting heyday__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Are We Becoming Our Mothers? (Part 2) 14.04.2026 32хв

  Episode 221. In this episode, Jayme and Beth lean into the funny (and slightly alarming) realization that they’re becoming their mothers....complete with gardening joy, pickleball injuries, and very strong towel-folding opinions. It’s a candid take on aging and those “oh no, it’s happening” moments!On this episode >> pain killer pre game >> bagel belly >> because I said soMentions:Are We Becoming Our Mothers? (Part 1)__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  What We're Into | April 2026 07.04.2026 31хв

  Episode 220. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions, from the quirky world of TikTok jewelry reveals to the joys of houseplants and the hunt for the perfect mascara.!On this episode >> hairspray woes >> deodorant shortage >> are you saying hydrolonic?Mentions:Kalyn - The Fizz SocietyThe little Plant ShopCandle Warmer LampTarte XL Tubing MascaraCurlSmith Flawless Finish Hairspray - Strong HoldKendra Professional Design Spray 9Dove Aluminum Free Deodorant Stick SensitiveRMS Beauty ReDimension Hydra Powder BlushDr. Jart+ Vital Hydra Solution Water Cream Glow Moisturizer With Hyaluronic AcidFenty Beauty Plush Puddin’ Intensive Recovery Lip MaskThe Housemaid Series by Freida McFaddenThe Powerless Trilogy by Lauren Roberts__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Dating Apps Update 31.03.2026 27хв

  Episode 219. In this episode, Beth shares her adventurous journey into the world of online dating, revealing the highs and lows of her experiences on apps like Bumble and Hinge (spoiler alert: it's horrible out there).On this episode >> I hate it here >> what in the acronym >> hello Idaho__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  We Do Not Care 24.03.2026 24хв

  Episode 218. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embrace the liberating mindset of not caring about the little things as they age. From the joys of gray hair and the freedom of wearing leggings in public, to the hilarity of talking to oneself while grocery shopping, the ladies share their candid thoughts on what truly matters (and what doesn’t) as they navigate life in their 40s and beyond. On this episode >> I used voice to text for this >> give me that booty >> what in the thigh gap__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Mittens Saga: The Final Chapter 17.03.2026 15хв

  Episode 217. This week, Jayme and Beth share the latest cat adventures. From the ongoing saga of Mittens and her triumphant return home to the quirky antics of Bubba and Fratelli, the ladies recount the highs and lows of feline companionship.On this episode >> catnapper neighbors >> raccoon traps for all >> starfishing__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.
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  Surprise! You're Middle Aged. 10.03.2026 25хв

  Episode 216. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the surprising realities of being middle-aged, reflecting on the unexpected changes and challenges that come with this life stage. From the shock of aging to the amusing moments of realizing you're closer to 50 than 40, the ladies share candid stories about their evolving perspectives on life, friendships, and even technology. Join them as they navigate the quirks of midlife with laughter and insight.On this episode >> why can't I see >> my knees are protesting >> I don't want to?__________Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennialsFacebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennialsTheme music by The Finley Ghost__________Connect with Beth:Instagram: @eransofarInstagram: @paperwhale_paper whale: www.paperwhale.comConnect with Jayme:Instagram: @justenjoyjaymeFacebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75__________Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.