The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
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The Morning Stream is a daily morning podcast hosted by Scott Johnson, part of the Frogpants Network. It airs Monday through Thursday and covers a mix of news, culture, politics, and casual talk. The show offers a regular dose of commentary and discussion to start the day. Episodes are available on Acast.
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TMS 3079: Mixing Up Mustaches 07.10.2026 59хвSir humpty hump. Jason robbins with two beeeeeeeeeeeees! Showing Tina the Butt. A Quicky Dicky! The Saddest Win. Superman funeral tie. What Am I wearing with Brian Dunaway. Bladder float. Frit bands really get my goat. Mariachi House Enchiladas. Any printer can screw itself. The prescription is more oreos. Brian's Kathleen Turner phase. Mock Covid. For Whom the Highway Tolls with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/HtFVhuhW4vI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3078: Cake Slur 06.10.2026 1год 8хвOn The Jerky Front. AI is Trash! Good Day Sir! Oh Yeah, Chicken Man. Snickers, now with Riboflavin! I ain't getting rid of my Cutlass Supreeeeeeeeme! I need this video game. Wrong Razor. Look at the rack on that thing. Keep it in the canyon. Good Competitions, Horrible People. Massive Awkward Bites. Robot Charles in Charger. You're telling me she didn't puke at church? Free jerky, in this economy? Where's The Can with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/DAe_Yknm5QA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3077: Hand of the Hutt 05.10.2026 1год 11хвOh Bib Fortuna. Did He Done It? Live Remote Audience. We couldn't get our vaccineeeeeeees! No bush for you! Water, Pass. You had me at Pizza Beans. Robot lava bath. Terminators for children. Change your poop! Exactly Zero Dollars. Full Claire Danes Mode. Dad I pooped! A Little Surveilled. Slapdash with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.Video: https://youtu.be/4sBm0KGOgFk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3076: Pizza Sans Crust 01.10.2026 1год 17хвGoogle Maps doesn't like apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees. 80% Brian. Diarrheathon. Trivia Virus. Welcome Octiber. Cozy Crime Shit. What's something you put in your wife every day? Falco and Wolfgang Soldier. Holy Enchiladas Batman. Perky Matters. All of the toppings, none of the satisfaction. Skeevy Dan. Sulfur burps. Tooth Action Guild. Oreos and Phones with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/1gClZkvFq04 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3075: Boneless Weiners 29.09.2026 1год 3хвGo Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. This Is About The Jugs Of Fish Sauce. Who wants to be a Milliner. Resting screen face. Sitcom with Boobs. Per people. I can pop one out every 45 minutes. Kim's Weird Witch Power. You Get NO Friendship, NO Free Tesla & NO LT YAR! Slumdog billionaire, a Hebrew National. More Ridiculously Tall Ladies, Please! Mold-Head Todd and the Bill Dorans and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/FYFx9ktaecA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3074: A Whiff of Chicken 28.09.2026 1год 12хвIt's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Young Guns. A Wild Helen Hunt Appears. A lot disappointing. I Can't Believe It's Not Fried Chicken. In my head Pisa, In my mouth Pizza. Spider-Man: European Vacation. Terrible Matching Play Button & Tie. Hallpass Hotel. Raining AND a Monday with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/WNY9GO-MMYY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3073: Dolly Bots Roll Out 24.09.2026 1год 16хвIs Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon. Nerd Culture Indoctrination. Bend over and show 'em the star. Sticky Outy Wings. I don't like DEEEEEEEEEET! Not my circus, not my monkeys. Crappy Three-Way Deal. Maybe I don't understand malaria. Pepper Spray Flavored Popcorn. Of Courst. I'm Right and You're Wrong with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cXdORy-5pLc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3072: J. Jenna Jameson 23.09.2026 56хвEncrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran Juice Jones. Umbillicus fungus. A Guy Named Stoked. Pulling It Out Of A Spigot. How Deep is your Purple. Rusty Korean Punchbag. Apple banana copulation. I have nipples scott, can you draw me? There's Samsung in my Apple with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/fmIPyesw1ek Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3071: Cold Water Snob 22.09.2026 1год 7хвIce Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER. Splooting is Cool. My Darwings. Plowin' Through Poi. Graphic Groins. Release The Poem Files. Laying Out Some Denver Beef. More phonia than phobia, amirite? There's a person I'm married to that I cannot sit across from. Old man vaccines with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/P2v2px0WQ0c Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3070: Whiff o' Duck 21.09.2026 1год 10хвNothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only have records in them. Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day! Unhygenic storage of dirty water. Head lab. Candle-Burnin' Hippies. No Fun Without Murder and Human Sacrifice. Besmirching Entire Nations. Spotting unethical bodies, with Dr. Nikki. It's good but not funny and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/i1k6RXlZrv8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3069: Capable Dinks 16.09.2026 1год 4хвMy favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Flying fast as a Concord... right into failure. Waist high Herbie. Too plump in the middle. Mostly Husky with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/A9KAh4SGfQY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3068: Island of the Hut 15.09.2026 1год 11хвWhimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, hold the nude. Four Day Cookie Plan. I don't like pronouncing Matthew Reeeeeeeeeeeez. They call that guy Bruce. Chasing the Dragons with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cvIfITKAlCM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3067: Feral Kids 14.09.2026 1год 25хвGosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. Balloon artillery. Broccoli Haired Alpacas. H R Dead-N-Stuffed. The smell of life! Buzz Aldrin, next on the TMS curse? Breaking Recommental Silence with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0BQUsJlIGyg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3066: Bear-o-Pecia 10.09.2026 1год 21хвIs that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does a bear shit in the Subaru. Put the Climax Where it Needs to Be. Oops! All Screens! Seoul Kaiju. Little bouts of dialogue. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Was He. All commas, no decimal points. Velclo Fry. Almost smarter than the average bear. The Milk and Meat of Burps. The Baltimore Corvids. Relative By Blood with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6dQ5yL9qdGs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3065: Brunette Fred 09.09.2026 1год 9хвPope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram.Colonoscapist. Do You Even Uber Lyft, Bro. Light Box Education Continues. And a Capt Caveman. Dentists, we don't hate you. Somebody Always Hates The President. Can AIs think cuz I like really wanted to know. Faking the Turing Test with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ECVCAv5DYo0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3064: Carpet Zamboni 08.09.2026 1год 17хвI Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital Letters Are Uppity. Oops! All symbols. Have you met Backspace Boron? Firy-Ass Girl Drummer. Brian's Breaking sorta Bad. Stuck in Achewillow. Drinking nothing but pee until you die. Taking up space with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/KaZMLA5Pois Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3063: Paging Mr. Ball 07.09.2026 1год 21хвThere aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor Day, in This Economy? Free everything but the Boobs. They're not Extra-Terrestrials They're Hungarian. Patrick Wilson, the man. In my day we listened for the squeek! Nurse Stubby Ratchett. History Of Porn 101. Forever Cake. Orange Mister Julius. MY Sugar! with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/00nKC0wRDXU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3062: Less Ratner 03.09.2026 1год 17хвI'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer or Swinger? Pineapple Anyone? This is the John Stewart you are looking for. Come to Randyland. We moved Catwoman. The Wheels of Podcasting keep on turnin. Definitely Not Non-Alcoholic. Seeking a leather-couch-type man. All Swung Out. Eating 8-15 Raw Tortillas. Make me look fancy. Just the right amount of abuse with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/f36cBwbRDxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3061: OH, THE TOAST!!! 02.09.2026 1год 2хвNa na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by the cat, and you're to blame. Stop Eddie Haskalling me. Cybercompensation. YOU CAN EAT TOAST. Spoiler Baron Harkonnen. A whole lot of Grand Junction. Four inch thick tan. Butt plugs through Tweep. A steady pair of Apple Hands with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5yl4-Tw0FBM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. -
TMS 3060: Panera Pickup Heist 27.08.2026 1год 32хвA Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little Pillars. I have Cartier on line 2. Shoutout to Paul. I call this plane Planey McPlaneface. Justice is Blonde. This Dyang Deer Donchaknow? Matt had a thing with beeeeeeees. Freaking Johnny Powers with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ULW7gHyXYBA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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