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  It’s Taint-Tober! Plus: The Stinky Foot Show Fetish Videocast Review 07.10.2026 49хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Pastor Manning explains his long-legged MacDaddy scholarship, a Jesse Lee Peterson guest flees the studio, the Stinky Foot Show unloads an entire season of fetishes at once, and three terrible decisions involve a pony, a highway haircut and a mechanical penis. Great Moments in Beauty […] The post It’s Taint-Tober! Plus: The Stinky Foot Show Fetish Videocast Review first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Wheel of Fortune’s Announcer Allegedly Spins Into Child Predator Radio 05.10.2026 50хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary persecution, and Florida delivers a drunken YouTuber plus a toddler carrying an extremely used “present.” Opening Neighborhood Diplomacy A woman picking rhubarb in […] The post Wheel of Fortune’s Announcer Allegedly Spins Into Child Predator Radio first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Penis Eats Pork Sausage Breakfast Through the Wrong Hole 02.10.2026 48хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A penis devours breakfast through the wrong entrance, three public meltdowns terrorize innocent bystanders, Florida delivers two separate displays of public vagina, and Popeyes introduces a deeply unwanted condom-style chicken coating. Great Moments in Video Game Livestreams A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the Urethra The Skunk […] The post Penis Eats Pork Sausage Breakfast Through the Wrong Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch 30.09.2026 46хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Norman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade forgets to remember 9/11 on schedule, a dolphin bullies fish into vomiting lunch, and fraternity pledges marinate inside a humid basement full of condiments and mystery fluids. Opening Chaos Norman Wicks and the Emergency Ambulance-Van […] The post Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds? 28.09.2026 45хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Meade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt disguised as church attendance, fraudulent spiritual penises, an alleged toddler fight club, and a Texas mother reportedly offering her newborn to a stranger with all the paperwork included. Opening Chaos Jem and the Holograms […] The post Would You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer 25.09.2026 37хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […] The post Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong 23.09.2026 44хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. Opening Chaos The show begins with a romantic anthem for men […] The post Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest? 21.09.2026 47хв

  Episode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017 and https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-standards-bestiality-prostitution/ Harley Foster’s One-Person Revolution Allegations, Restraining […] The post If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets 18.09.2026 50хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s […] The post The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win 16.09.2026 50хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. Caldeciville’s Community Calendar Winter booster shots arrive for the […] The post Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning 14.09.2026 53хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy. […] The post Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket 11.09.2026 48хв

  Episode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection […] The post Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones 09.09.2026 47хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody requested, alleged TikTok disorder cosplay, the future premier of Manitoba rapping about stank bitches, a rejected bar creep detonating emotionally, Taco Bell warfare, Elizabeth Holmes staring directly into Nathan Fielder’s soul, and Ukrainian cam performers […] The post Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse 07.09.2026 43хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing […] The post Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile 04.09.2026 49хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s […] The post Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum 03.09.2026 50хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted […] The post Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons 01.09.2026 52хв

  Episode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to unload about nursing-home roommate hell, gay A.I. Mead Skelton busting nuts for a birthday sponsorship, satanic Dolly paranoia, big-ass sermonizing, Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, George Santos getting tossed off Kalshi, and yet another fertility […] The post Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit 31.08.2026 47хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment floor, and excavating ancient pantry relics from his mom’s place, so Monday gets a crusty old best-of packed with gamer meltdowns, pizza-commercial lunatics, Jesse Lee Peterson nonsense, public sex goblins, and the […] The post Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind 28.08.2026 45хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arby’s herpes horror, Fungal Shell Joe apparently menacing the president, Mr. Piss Air trying and failing to convince us he was only pretending to be a disgusting goblin, and a Steak ’n Shake employee who […] The post Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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  Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes 26.08.2026 51хв

  Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulpit poison into holy-roller rage, cat-owner insanity, Target accidentally reinventing blackface, and a full-grown woman allegedly scamming a family by roleplaying as an autistic child. Basically, a normal day in hell. Opening Chaos ⛪ Holy Rage and […] The post Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.