Retardmaxx Podcast

Episodes

• Psycho, Killer, Retard, Pervert - The 4 Archetypes 30.06.2026 32m

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• Be retarded because neurodivergence is neuroprotective 23.06.2026 30m

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• Idiots Remember. Geniuses Forget. Retardmaxx 16.06.2026 31m

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• The final act of genius is being retarded 28.05.2026 30m

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• The Serious Benefits Of Retardmaxxing 23.05.2026 35m

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• Too Retarded to Fail 15.05.2026 33m

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• Being retarded makes you better with women, friends, and jobs 04.05.2026 33m

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• Be retarded and stop wasting your life 27.04.2026 29m

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• I Spent My Entire Life Trying To Be Smart But I'm Retarded 22.04.2026 32m

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• Kinda retarded but my heart is on fire 14.04.2026 37m

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• Be retarded with women, humor, and sex 31.03.2026 34m

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• Be retarded and you won't have bad luck 24.03.2026 43m

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• Got 99 problems but a frontal lobe ain't one retardmaxxing 10.03.2026 30m

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• Not retarded if your brain is bigger than your balls 05.03.2026 31m

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• Be retarded and she comes back 26.02.2026 33m

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• Be retarded and fire your therapist 19.02.2026 32m

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• Be retarded and quit your job 14.02.2026 29m

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• Be retarded with women, heartbreak, and jobs 06.02.2026 40m

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• Everyone thinks I'm retarded 15.01.2026 32m

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• A slave always believes he's based Retardmaxx 07.01.2026 41m

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