Bathroom Time Podcast

Episodes

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  95. Du-blan 04.02.2026 24m

  Talking about how Uber Eats tricked me, my recent trip to Dublin and how its just bars, as well as some of the amazing sights on the flight there and back
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  94. Bangs in the Face 17.01.2026 38m

  Talking about book clubs, stupid new tax ideas, and my suggestion for how to stop phone thefts in London...
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  93. Cash4Gold 23.12.2025 30m

  Talking about how EVERYTHING has a Wrapped or Wrap-Up year-in-review thing, a story about Cash4Gold, and how heartbroken you'd be if a dog didn't choose you...
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  92. Only 85% of my chair 05.12.2025 31m

  Talking about the lady taking over my chair at the theatre, the Christmas Spirit and an up-coming Christmas Fair, how K-Pop boy band idols all look like women, and how a group of men all practicing the same dance moves together in front of the mirror might be the least manly thing in the world.
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  91. Good shampoo?? 18.10.2025 31m

  Talking about Starmer covering for China, the awful Digital ID idea, L'Oreal's advert being NOTHING about shampoo, and fat people in America who need to be cut out of their houses.
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  90. Sun, Beers, & Sea 28.09.2025 28m

  Talking about the trip to Ibiza, the things still left to do, and how there is no way I'm helping on a plane that is going down.
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  89. Beefa, Baby! 16.09.2025 32m

  Back after a hiatus! Talking about recent stress from work, an up-coming trip to Ibiza, some previous nights out, and the movie K-Shop (and how its definitely kinda true...)
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  88. Dog Sh*t Face Mask 22.07.2025 32m

  Back after some dark times! Talking about the problems people are having with Ozempic (surprise, surprise), and how women will put literally ANYTHING on their face if they think it will make them look younger...
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  87. Queer Food 24.06.2025 30m

  Talking about my last few weeks, strange gay books, people's smells, and celebrities falling from grace
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  86. Who wears the str*p-on? 10.06.2025 31m

  Talking about the fire this morning, a work event where the girls couldn't join in properly, LinkedIn show-offs, and Lesbian dynamics.
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  85. Azer-'bye'-jan 03.06.2025 30m

  Talking about a new listener from Azerbaijan, how I'm quiting McDonalds, an awful vegetarian BBQ, and what if your kid is a nerd....
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  84. That's not Science 27.05.2025 31m

  Talking about my new headphones and strange 'science' about things in butts.....
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  83. Jail for your fingers 20.05.2025 30m

  Talking about getting flies in my eyes, the push for women's sports and them being supported by the men's leagues, shoes that smash toes together, and those awful 'experience days' as children...
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  82. Shame, Shame, Shame 13.05.2025 33m

  Talking about the homeless guy, Prince Harry being awful as usual, the NHS offering Ozempic to lazy people, and strange decisions from Lidl and Sumsung...
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  81. Catch-22 29.04.2025 27m

  Talking about Apple Watches being a waste of money, headscarves, and my idea about how the book Catch-22 is so boring that even trying to finish it is a catch-22....
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  80. Money down the toilet 24.04.2025 30m

  Talking about TfL's stupidly expensive and unnecessary renaming of parts of the Overground line...
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  79. Squash, not Juice 15.04.2025 32m

  Talking about improvised toilets, the problem with JUICY pants, and how tattoos are a waste of money.
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  78. Anonymise the anonymous 08.04.2025 31m

  Talking about bathroom renovations, new rules in beauty contests, North Korean marathons, and strange antics in China
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  77. Promise of Beer 01.04.2025 31m

  Talking about the weekend, not getting my pint, people who can't amuse themselves, and poetry people being awful
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  76. $50 Million 25.03.2025 33m

  *Sorry, microphone didn't like my shouting* - Talking about work problems, an idea to remove GCSEs due to students' stress, and a guy who got $50 million in the worst way possible.