The Zarna Garg Family Podcast

Episodes

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  Summer Bucket List 27.07.2026 49m

  Our friends are planning million-dollar vacations. We’re planning how to survive an international tour without losing our minds (or our luggage). But somewhere between flights and green rooms, we’re still sneaking in summer memories beyond work, because apparently my kids need “quality time” and not just my credit card. Tune in and hear what’s on our Summer bucket list, and please comment down below what’s on yours 😉  And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Packing & Unpacking Never Ends 20.07.2026 1h 9m

  You can call it a vacation to the Caribbean, Spain, or the farthest possible location from my mother in law, but packing and unpacking night just be the one thing that ruins it all. If you’re overdramatic of course, which my kids are. What are we packing, what are our tips, and what are some travel secrets we should’ve kept to ourself (Spoiler alert, one of the Garg’s doesn’t wear clean socks and I am getting a DNA test asap). Thank you to this week's sponsors. Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to https://www.Quince.com/zarna for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on advanced imaging. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Our Trip to Niagara Falls 13.07.2026 38m

  A family trip never comes without its chaos. While I was reliving one of my favorite childhood memories, each one of my kids, and of course my husband, had their own issues. Regardless, we get to the bottom of whether or not Niagara Falls is worth the hype. And spoiler alert, I don’t care what anyone else says, I LOVED it. Thank you to this week's sponsors. Square helps you run your business more smoothly . Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA. Start therapy with BetterHelp.Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Matchmaking Part 2 06.07.2026 1h 7m

  Questions you’re too scared to ask, we answered. What do men/women look for in a partner? What’s the worst reason someone ended a date? Does age matter? We bring in premiere matchmaker Anip Patel once again to spill the industry secrets, and you don’t want to miss it. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Our Favorite Quotes 29.06.2026 40m

  Some of the best advice we’ve ever received come in the form of quotes, and if my kids would stop bullying me for one second, they would see why quotes are so special. Please comment down below and share what quotes mean the most to you, and we’ll pick some of our favorite! And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so get texting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Who Are We Attracted To? 22.06.2026 50m

  WHO ARE WE ATTRACTED TO? 😭 I asked a simple question and somehow ended up learning way too much about my children. We are not holding back while we shamelessly reveal whether looks are more important than intelligence (don’t listen to m kids on this), argue about gender roles, and expose the qualities we find most attractive and most unattractive in people. Subscribe for more unhinged opinions no one asked for. Thank you to our sponsor for today's episode. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on MRI and CT scans. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Summer Cleaning GONE WRONG 15.06.2026 41m

  This episode pretty much sums up our family chaos perfectly. What I thought would be a fun, light conversation about my favorite cleaning hacks, rainbow soaps, and keeping a house somewhat under control somehow turned into my kids making it all about themselves and their feelings. Veer was generally unproblematic in this episode, so I was a little guilty that I forget about him sometimes. If you have more than two kids, you understand. If you don't, please keep your opinions in a clean, clearly labeled container away from me. And thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. You don’t have to say yes to everything this summer. Find support in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at https:www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Gargs Go on a Beach Vacation! 08.06.2026 1h 14m

  You asked for a fun beach episode and we listened. That was our first mistake. But we did get an exceptional podcast episode out of it! Come to the beach with us and watch every one of my plans collapse in real time. If you laugh, we're booking another vacation. If you don't laugh, we're still booking another vacation. Where should we go next? Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Stay focused and energized with Neuro Gum and mints, get more clarity in your everyday tasks (with fresh breath), or even try their sleeping mints with code ZARNA at https://neurogum.com/discount/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  How We Have Fun 01.06.2026 55m

  We tried everything. A beach. A pool. Even leaving the kids behind. Somehow, every attempt at fun turned into anxiety, complaints, and logistical failures. At this point, we’re starting to suspect that “fun” just isn’t a thing and we’re all lying to ourselves.  Tune in and let us know what we are doing wrong. Is anybody else feeling the same way?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  All Our Insecurities 25.05.2026 46m

  Everyone in this family has insecurities. Some are deep. Some are dumb. Some could’ve been solved with one scoop of ice cream a decade ago. In this episode, the we expose our biggest insecurities. Zoya presents her ongoing anxiety portfolio. My boys spiral. I overshare. Not sure what was going on with Shalabh This may be healing. This may have given us each blackmail material. Hard to tell. Tune in!Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  What We Think of Gambling 18.05.2026 50m

  We are bringing adult kids into casinos, surrounded by alcohol and drunk gamblers, to work at my live shows. Do I feel bad? Shalabh thinks I should, but I couldn't be prouder of my decision and I can't wait to tell you why. Tune in while I share more about these kids who have been working out of casinos. And no, I am NOT ashamed. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Mother's Day Special 11.05.2026 56m

  How do we show love in a household that never says ”I love you?” My kids surprised me with a Mother’s Day special and let’s just say, I was uncomfortable. And no, it wasn’t entirely Shalabh’s fault. But luckily for all of you…it was actually a sweet memory. No fighting. No bickering. Just uncomfortable moments of…okay, I’ll say it. Love. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Do You Mean What You Say? 04.05.2026 55m

  The boys are calling Zoya’s acne ‘pepperoni pizza. Shalabh is calling his wife names only she would say to her mother in law. I don't want to hear any of you say name-calling is not unheard of in your home, But fine, we can ignore your problems for a second and tune in to ours to decide whether these phony apologies are worth believing. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. Join at https://functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Give Credit Where Credit is Due 27.04.2026 57m

  There’s one comedian and entrepreneur in this house, yet everybody wants to steal my jokes as if they’ve got a single funny bone in their body. There’s plagiarism in the classroom, but also between siblings, spouses (🙄), friends, coworkers, etc. How are we dealing with it and should it be an honor or a sign of disrespect? Tune in! Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Pebl helps you hire, pay, and manage talent. Go to https://www.hipebl.ai to get a free estimate.Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  The Stuff We Hide From Each Other 20.04.2026 52m

  These conversations actually shouldn’t be that difficult. Tell your friends they look bad, or that their opinions don’t matter. But for some reason, confessing to each other in today’s episode hurt some feelings. Tune in, because in a surprising turn of events, we might just support each other 🙄. Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Refresh your spring wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/ZARNA for free shipping and 365-day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Does Birth Order Matter? 13.04.2026 55m

  I let my youngest son get away with anything he wants, and I'n not even ashamed. Zoya cries too much, but says she has too many responsibilities. Today we talk about BIRTH ORDER. Who wears the crown, who made our lives a nightmare, and how did we deal with it all? Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Pebl helps you hire, pay, and manage talent. Go to https://www.hipebl.ai to get a free estimate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  Public Vs Private School 06.04.2026 1h 4m

  Leaving private school was one of the messiest decisions we ever made… and somehow, still the best one. We lost friendships. Burned bridges. Our kids paid for a decision we weren’t even sure was right at the time. The quiet panic of wondering if you just messed up your kid’s entire future swamped us. And no one tells you what that actually feels like. Today’s episode goes there. Public vs. Private School — the truth no one says out loud. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. The RealReal is the most trusted name in authenticated luxury resale, Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www.TheRealReal.com/zarna. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  We Are Trying to Lose Weight 30.03.2026 57m

  We are trying to lose weight, and we’re not too sure it’s going well. Don’t take anything we say as proper medical advice (I am begging you), but in this episode, the kids are making a fuss about what is NOT helping anyone lose weight, and the rest of us weigh in on what has been really helping us meet our health goals. Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Go to https://www.DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Only while supplies last. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  What Are We Snacking On? 23.03.2026 54m

  Do not offer me your snacks. I already know you made a bad decision. The Garg’s share our favorite (and sometimes disgusting) cravings, force each other to taste them, and then act shocked when your protein rich, super "gut" healthy suggestions taste like trash. Some people are not snack people. They are just liars. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to TheRealReal.com/zarna. Go to DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Own your health for $365 a year. Visit www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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  We Can't Share 16.03.2026 50m

  Our pants are missing, Shalabh wants credit for parenting he didn’t do (which is all of it), and let’s just say one of the Gargs shrunk a $10,000 jacket that wasn’t theirs in the first place. Tears, drama, and somehow still some laughter in this week’s episode. Tune in and tell us in the comments who gets your A grade. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices