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  Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot. 14.08.2026 21m

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Two Floridamen fight in a Publix parking lot with a machete and hatchet. Florida "Tombraiders" steal from mulitple cemeteries across the state. Floridaman vandals several Flok cameras and is later arrested with the help of a Flok camera. Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car.
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  NASA says the Earth's gravity won't disappear for seven seconds this year. Bird flu leads to worldwide shuttlecock shortages. 13.08.2026 16m

  NASA forced to debunk a conspiracy theory about the Earth's gravity disappearing for 7 seconds yesterday at 10:33 am. Bird flu driven feather shortage is affecting shuttlecocks and the badminton world. Suspicious package turns out to be an adult toy that shut down traffic in Washington DC during rush hour.
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  Naked woman steals a fire truck in Wisconsin. New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls. 12.08.2026 18m

  Police in Wisconsin arrest a naked woman driving a stolen fire truck. Man drinks heavily, takes steroids without working out, as an experiment to see if he can place in a bodybuilding competition. City of New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.
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  Police rescue over 40 cats left abandoned on a sailboat off the coast. Radio program accidentally announced the death of King Charles. 11.08.2026 18m

  Police rescue over 40 cats and kittens that were left abandoned on a sailboat floating off the coast of Tacoma. Gooners have been targeting women in Dollar Tree store across the country leading to a law suit. Radio program accidentally reports the death of King Charles.
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  Flight canceled when child refuse to wear a seatbelt. Dog meat soup will beat the summer heat, says North Korean health dept. 10.08.2026 17m

  Flight in Canada canceled after an infant refused to wear a seatbelt. North Koreans urged to eat dog meat soup in order to beat the heatwave. 162 year old bottle of Guinness beer found in a shipwreck will be used to make more ancient brew.
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  Floridaman tries to drown a teen after fighting over lobsters. Get naked with a Floridaman while eating at a steakhouse. 07.08.2026 22m

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida steakhouse offers a naked dining experience that doesn't allow touching. Florida woman Christian influencer is kicked off an Alaska Airlines flight after preaching to the passengers during a delay. Floridaman accused of attempting to drown a teenage diver after fighting over a lobster fishing spot off the coast of Miami. Floridaman arrested after receiving a kilo of coke in the mail to his home.
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  Chicken amusement park is shut down because the chicken wasn't cooked. New raccoon pet law makes it easier to own one in Tennessee. 06.08.2026 21m

  Authorities shut down a chicken amusement park run by an influencer because the chicken was undercooked. London man admits to killing his neighbors koi fish because the noise drove him insane. New law in Tennessee made it much easier to own a pet raccoon.
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  Man dressed as the Grim Reaper to scare hospital patients. Vampire guy left dead animals outside churches. 05.08.2026 15m

  Naked man jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge, survives and is charged. A vampire obsessed man arrested after leaving animal corpses outside of churches. Man fined after dressing up as Grim Reaper and scaring hospital patients.
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  Cops dress up as plants to catch drivers on their phones. CEO asks job seekers to tattoo his logo in order to get an interview. 04.08.2026 16m

  Cops dressed as bushes catch 74 drivers on their phones in 6 hours in central Jersey. Awful CEO asks job seekers to tattoo themselves with his company logo in order to be granted a job interview. Minnesota man arrested after using homemade spike strips to keep children away from his property.
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  Naked man claims to be Jesus crashes car into a church. Elderly lady does drive-by bear spray attack at Trader Joe's. 03.08.2026 15m

  Naked man claiming to be Jesus crashes his car into a church in Detroit. Elderly woman arrested for a drive-by bear spray attack in a Trader Joe's parking lot. Vietnamese doctors perform the nation's first successful penis transplant.
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  Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder. Mail carrier stole 80 cats from customers on her mail route. 31.07.2026 19m

  Florida Friday - Floridaman pulls a gun on his "Sugar Baby" that he met on Tinder after she tried to leave the date. Floridaman attacks a Florida woman with a pizza pan at the movie theater after she laughed too loud. 77 year old Florida woman mail carrier stole 100 animals from her neighborhood mail route. Florida woman attacked her senior relative with a cup of urine at a family gathering.
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  Space mirror will beam sunlight back down to Earth and roast us all. Australians fined over $4 for failing to vote in last election. 30.07.2026 19m

  Australian citizens fined over $4 million for failing to vote in the last compulsory election. An American hiker in Montana impaled himself on top of a mountain and then walked 10 miles back down. US government approves a giant space mirror to deliver sunlight to Earth.
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  Someone pooped in the moshpit and the police were called. Wife bites husband's toes for years to snap him out of his coma. 29.07.2026 17m

  Police were called after a concertgoer defecated in the moshpit of a Devilskin concert in New Zealand. Wife in China spends years biting her husband's to snap him out of a coma. There is a Scream Club in Chicago that encourages members to scream and let it all out by the lake.
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  Pet Tarot card readings are popular in Korea. Dog owners must clean up urine or be fined in Switzerland. 28.07.2026 21m

  South Koreans are taking their pets to Tarot card readers to learn more about them. Owners of Myspace are planning a re-launch of the iconic original social network. Town in Switzerland fines dog owners if they don't clean up after their urine.
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  Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a forest. Family finds dead stranger in the freezer of a dead relative. 27.07.2026 16m

  Half naked mime covered in baby oil terrorized women in a Massachusetts park. Russian authorities are going to raid shopping malls for radical youths. Family discovers body of a dead stranger in the freezer of their recently deceased relative in Alaska.
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  Floridaman peppersprays children in a pet store for not petting HIM. Woman stabs her friend after arguing about drinking beer in the Uber. 24.07.2026 20m

  FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman stabbed her friend after arguing about drinking beer in their UBER. A Floridaman with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV in a Walmart parking lot. Floridaman arrested living on multiple boats that didnt belong to him AKA Squater Piracy. Floridaman arrested for pepperspraying a family in a pet store for not petting HIM.
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  Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lusty women. MLB fan slaps another for not standing during National Anthem. 23.07.2026 18m

  Major League Baseball fan slaps another fan for not standing during the National Anthem. Large mysterious metal spaceballs are being found on a beach in Queensland, Australia. Men only gyms seek to protect Christian men from those lusty women.
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  Hitler's birthplace reopens as a police station. Ant toppings on a dessert may lead to jail for a restaurant owner. 22.07.2026 19m

  Michelin star restaurant owner in South Korea faces jail for serving dessert topped with ants. CD sales are on the rise despite Gen Z lacking CD players. Adolf Hitler's birthplace in Austria re-opens as a police station.
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  Japan offers Human Refrigerators to keep cool. Prisoner wins legal right to mail his fluids to a lover. 21.07.2026 16m
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  Naked train surfer was arrested in Denver. 82 year old grandma survived nine days alone in her bathtub. 20.07.2026 19m