The Goin' Deep Show

Episodes

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  Goin' Deep Show 2333: Missing Her Face 13.08.2026 1h 9m

  Kid and El Pres are back in the studio, and Kid isn't exactly arriving with a clear head. A relationship he thought had long-term potential has suddenly gone quiet, leaving him trying to reconcile the comfort of believing he'd found somebody to grow old with against the reality of barely communicating at all. Beneath all the usual Goin' Deep stupidity is something considerably more sincere: the realization that the podcast has always been a place where jokes cover heavier things that don't necessarily get discussed anywhere else. Kid returns from a vintage baseball weekend where the Independents got their asses kicked, the roster looked increasingly aware of its collective age and the team captain missed the festivities after getting sick. The baseball may have been rough, but the friends weekend and general distraction were exactly what Kid needed. That leads into the other major distraction of the week: Foo Fighters in Detroit. Kid and El Pres put the show among the best concerts they've attended, with Kid comparing it against an Eagles show that still holds the championship belt in his personal concert rankings. Queen of the Stone Age gets plenty of love too, along with a tease about an old Josh Homme story involving somebody connected to the show. Then artificial intelligence takes over the studio. Kid starts demonstrating how easily old photographs can now be animated, altered and completely reinvented. An innocent old Goin' Deep studio photo slowly mutates until the original Red Eye looks like he's spent the last decade secretly training for an action movie. That sends the guys into the larger question of whether AI has made fantasy so instantly available that younger people simply aren't impressed by the things that once felt forbidden or exciting. That becomes part of a bigger generational argument. Are younger audiences really less interested in sex scenes? Did growing up with unlimited access to everything fundamentally change what feels provocative? And what happened to the traditional rock star, who once existed in a world without somebody filming every stupid decision from six feet away? El Pres is meanwhile approaching retirement and beginning to imagine life without worrying quite so much about what everybody thinks. Travel enters the picture, including Paris, London, Liverpool, Abbey Road and Ireland, while Kid argues that making those memories with his son could be worth more than anything sitting around the house. There are detours through Buc-ee's chaos, social-media personalities who may or may not resemble AI, old morality films that aged spectacularly badly, Detroit Tigers anxiety, the Dodgers tempting fate, and the strange experience of podcast listeners recognizing Kid away from the microphone and knowing considerably more about his life than expected. And finally, civilization arrives at the question philosophers were apparently too frightened to ask: Why do bangs look like a warning sign? Grok is summoned. Grok is instructed to become less polite. Grok eventually concludes that bangs represent a daily declaration of war against the forehead. That seems scientific enough for this show. Listen in Go Deep
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  Goin' Deep Show 2332: Monster Smut Book Club 06.08.2026 1h 9m

  Kid, El Pres, and Hat Trick cover enough territory to make three completely different podcasts. What begins with a late arrival caused by groceries and a low tire quickly transforms into an obsession with The Wicker Husband, a movie about a living wicker man that launches an entire discussion about monster romance, BookTok, "hear me out" culture, and the increasingly absurd places internet fiction keeps wandering. From there the show bounces through AI-generated headlines, fake news confusion, political satire, internet memes, celebrity rabbit holes, and the continuing rise of Jimithy lore before landing on relationship dynamics. Hat Trick shares updates on her evolving arrangement with the fireman, sparking one of the episode's more honest conversations about communication, expectations, and why keeping things simple often works better than trying to force traditional relationships. The second half veers into internet culture, social media algorithms, music, celebrity crushes, Christian comedy, religious debate clips, and the strange reality that today's feeds are becoming nearly impossible to trust. The crew wraps things up discussing attraction, dating psychology, AI-generated content, baseball, new music experiments, and resting bitch face.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2331: Elevator Farts & Other Modern Turn-Ons 30.07.2026 1h 6m

  Kid and El Pres open the show like a pair of retirees trapped in a padded room, negotiating temperature, mattresses, and whether the studio is cold enough to preserve meat.  That leads into Kid's latest AI music experiment: feed a chatbot the DNA of gloomy, grinding hard rock, hand the description to Suno, and wait for the machine to produce eight minutes of strip-club entrance music with mystery vocals nobody requested.  The robots can imitate the mood, but apparently "instrumental" is still open to interpretation. From there, the conversation checks in on aging, testosterone supplements, cholesterol medication, disappearing erections, and the increasingly complicated maintenance schedule required to keep a middle-aged man operational.  Baseball provides temporary shelter as Will Clark and Eric Byrnes spark a discussion about players who once traded hitting advice over beers but now retreat to hotel rooms and video games.  Kid argues that people find time for whatever they genuinely want—whether that's baseball, summer hobbies, or avoiding their responsibilities with professional-level dedication. The sports talk expands into a full soccer dismissal, followed by a youth-baseball coach whose mound visits sound more like a roast at a failing strip club. That raises the episode's recurring question: Is anything online genuine anymore, or was the funny part dubbed in afterward?  Ring cameras, edited clips, AI fakery, and everybody's instant courtroom opinion make reality feel like another piece of content waiting for somebody to slap a watermark on it. El Pres brings in family history involving his late father's former wife, one final pre-marriage hookup, and the uncomfortable possibility that being his father's son may be more literal than anyone needed explained.  The show then detours through flexible adult performers, pronoun arguments, an absurd alphabet-soup satire clip, anger-management irony, political stupidity, and a fake investigation into whether one strategically deployed fart can alter a man's entire sexual destiny. Grok gets dragged into the mess when Kid asks his British AI companion to explain an emerging fascination with women farting in elevators. The bot attempts a reasonable explanation involving exposure and reinforcement before being ordered into "goblin mode," proving that artificial intelligence may eventually destroy civilization—but first it has to survive customer service. The final stretch turns unexpectedly thoughtful as the guys discuss Sony, disappearing game discs, rented software, streaming libraries, subscription traps, and the difference between possessing a physical object and merely receiving permission to access it.  AI gives creative people more tools than ever while simultaneously making creativity feel exhausting, disposable, and dependent on somebody else's server. Then the computer crashes, the show ends early, and technology delivers the strongest rebuttal of the episode.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2330: Sucking Out Your Demons 23.07.2026 1h 24m

  Episode 2330 - Kid and El Pres open with a viral story about a female pastor allegedly offering an extremely hands-on form of spiritual cleansing. Naturally, this inspires more interest in church attendance than either man has shown in years. From there, the conversation wanders into Pete Davidson, parental grief, bars as strange rooms where strangers repeatedly buy drinks, and Kid's absolute hatred of line dancing. His scientific breakthrough: slap Benny Hill-style chase music over any line-dancing video and it syncs perfectly, no matter where you start it. Hat Trick arrives with an important design challenge—what belongs beneath her boobs? The proposed tattoo concepts range from delicate floral geometry to a Mad Magazine-style fold-in that reveals Kid's face when the cleavage closes. This quickly becomes the least strange attraction discussed, because Hat Trick introduces her "hear me out" list: Gritty, Venom, Scar, the dragon from Shrek, Puss in Boots, Gill from Finding Nemo, and other characters that require both an explanation and possibly a licensed professional. The distinction is established: Jessica Rabbit doesn't count because everybody already understands. A true "hear me out" should make the room stop, stare, and reluctantly request supporting evidence. The show also checks in on Hat Trick's fireman situation, including a smoke-shortened camping trip, a heroic amount of sex, the hazards of being on top too often, and the revelation that a little extra belly can function as an "added feature." Beneath all the filth is an actual conversation about catching feelings, old relationship damage, ruined plans, emotional boundaries, and the difficulty of pretending a daily connection is still casual just because nobody has upgraded the label. Elsewhere, the crew covers hot people farting in elevators, bodily-function etiquette, "extra creamy" compliments, the looming threat of droopy balls, and Kid's personal rules against back titties and multiple chins. Hat Trick counts threesomes, Kid prepares for the exhausting public service of researching "Guess Her Muff," and everyone meets Jimothy—a short-spined raccoon shaped like an escaped Squishmallow. The mood briefly turns anxious when Kid reveals his cat has disappeared somewhere in or around the house, but the episode ends with Jimothy worship, "hear me out" homework for the listeners, and the promise of more questionable visual research.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2327: Timing Hat Trick's Hookups - Happy 4th! 04.07.2026 59m

  The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they've come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor's lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the "come hither," and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral structure and the ongoing mystery of squirting, with Kid admitting he used to be able to make it happen reliably and now wonders WTF.   From there it's a parade of old war stories: finger blasting at a Janet Jackson concert, the hunt for extinct hot tub hotel rooms, and the bang time in a minivan for lunch. Hat Trick reveals her older neighbors have started commenting on the blue truck's schedule and made a dog-slobber joke that nearly killed everyone in the room. They watch an AI-generated soccer clip of women flashing titties in the stands, then pivot to a Michigan Instagram guy preaching the gospel of which "fat bitches got the best pussy" in a gravel parking lot. Hat Trick gives her current weekly average with the fireman and confirms he now waits down the road until the kids clear out.   The back half turns political. Kid plays a bleak satirical song about America being founded on genocide and built on slavery, then the three of them try to figure out why the 250th feels like such a non-event compared to the bicentennial they actually remember. They land on Taylor Swift's New York wedding shutting down the city as the perfect distraction from everything else, debate whether billionaires giving away millions still counts when the system is this broken, and close with Hat Trick pulling the actual lizard piercing out of an old jewelry box—the same one from the legendary "There's a Lizard in My Snatch" episode. They end by announcing Guess Her Muff is coming back as a full segment.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fiancé's Butt Cheeks 02.07.2026 1h 9m

  Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be contributing to younger generations not banging enough. From there they move into body count math, with Kid admitting he used to keep a detailed note in his phone and still gets regular clean bills of health from the doctor. Solo activities become a running theme: going to the Tigers game by himself with new AirPods and a scorebook turns out to be one of the most relaxing ballpark experiences he's had in years. The same energy carries over to golfing alone and upcoming concerts. Sports talk gets heated when they land on baseball's new ABS challenge system (sponsored by T-Mobile, of course) and the completely unnecessary cheerleaders hanging out on the dugout at Tigers games. Kid makes it clear baseball has fans, not cheerleaders, and the distraction is real. The conversation gets nostalgic with old SNL sketches that wouldn't survive 2026 (Pat, Church Lady, Robert Goulet doing rap songs), a quick debate on which Williams sister you'd rather sleep with, and a genuinely sweet story about an 80-year-old bike mechanic who still loves his job and looks 15 years younger because of it. They also revive the ancient "hoggin'" bit from the early days of the show, share some questionable high school hookup updates (one girl turned out to be a lesbian, another hit the wall hard), and close with a rant about an absurdly long government acronym and a comedian destroying gender-neutral bathroom complaints. Listener calls for 4th of July fireworks disaster stories are teased at the end.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2325: I Slept With Your Dad, Bitch 25.06.2026 50m

  Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property. Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of patience that separates everyday life from a full-blown rant. Politics inevitably enters the conversation, but not before everyone takes a detour through World Cup visitors discovering America, Costco, ranch dressing, thunderstorms, and all the weird things citizens take for granted. Sports fans get plenty to chew on as the crew debates alternate jerseys, Pride Night uniforms, marketing gimmicks, minor league baseball promotions, and whether sports franchises have completely lost control of their identities. Then Hat Trick unveils her latest adventure: a new dating app that skips small talk and jumps directly into advanced placement coursework. The stories that follow include hidden profiles, ethical non-monogamy, giant-dick silhouette photos, younger men shooting their shot, age-gap relationships, failed threesomes, awkward family connections, and one absolutely legendary story involving a former hookup who later became someone's father-in-law. The episode eventually settles into reflections on summer, aging pets, social media algorithms, fireworks plans, sobriety milestones, baseball card auctions, and why everybody seems desperate to escape negativity even while constantly talking about it. It's equal parts therapy session, comedy show, relationship roundtable, and cautionary tale.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2324: Reverse Cowgirl During the Ballgame 18.06.2026 49m

  Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actually seeing somebody just often enough to miss them. Along the way, the crew revisits hotel hot tubs, old hookup stories, porn logic, social media rabbit holes, fake breast trends, and the strange ways algorithms learn exactly what people like looking at online. Kid shares stories from his younger years, family reflections, and thoughts on reconnecting with relatives as life moves forward. The conversation also drifts into baseball, Tigers games, outrageous concession prices, vintage parking spots, summer adventures, and Kid's ongoing mission to turn every random observation into a podcast bit. By the end, there are updates on new creative connections, future guests, listener-line promos, Hat Trick's weekend plans, and a baseball performance that left Kid feeling pretty damn good about himself. Listen in and Go Deep!
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  Goin' Deep Show 2317: The Cum Dumpster Scheduling Conflict 30.04.2026 52m

  Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe.  Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you've got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal. Listen in. Go Deep
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  Goin' Deep Show 2316: Amateur Hour That Never Grew Up 23.04.2026 1h 11m

  Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph's Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you'd expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage confessions, and a philosophical breakdown of "just jerk off and go to bed," and you've got a full-circle episode that somehow feels like therapy… if your therapist also laughed at fart videos and questioned modern baseball uniforms.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2315: Our Buddy Might've Murdered His Wife 16.04.2026 48m

  Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new "older bitches I'd still smash" track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it's slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood's male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you've ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made her first thought "so… who's pitching?" and suddenly the whole room was doing the math on every gay and lesbian couple we know. Zero shame, pure curiosity. We hit peak dystopia next with AI deepfake porn, mourning the fact that kids can now Grok a classmate's tits on in study hall and ruin lives before the lunch bell. Meanwhile poor Rosie the dog lay on the floor like a furry sack of bones, head flopping like a dead fish while we force-fed her peanut butter and quietly wondered if today was the day. Politics turned into a full clown-car fire: Trump looking like a melted candle running on pure cocaine and spite, Melania lying about Epstein like the photos don't exist, and the Vatican getting straight-up medieval threats. Somehow MGT became the voice of reason and we all felt a little sorry for the orange man. A little. Then Hat Trick dragged us back to the gutter where we belong — fireman still destroying her, an Ohio high-school crush volunteering for a filmed blowjob spank-bank deposit, and the official "Hat Trick Wheel of Dicks" officially entering the rotation. We closed the show talking monster-sex audiobooks and her legendary crocheted cock sock still hiding at the old studio. In other words, just another perfectly unhinged episode as usual. Listen in. Go Deep.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2314: The Tribute Nobody Asked For 09.04.2026 1h 24m

  Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you've got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that somehow turns shared bad decisions into a bonding experience. It's chaotic, hilarious, and way too real in all the wrong ways. Listen in. Go Deep.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2313: Cassette Tapes to AI Overload 03.04.2026 1h 46m

  Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents' house doesn't feel like "home" anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There's reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don't expect. From there, it's full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions multiplying like rabbits, nostalgia for cassette tapes and old tech, and a deep dive into how everything now costs more and works worse. The back half spirals into commentary on internet culture, "manosphere" personalities, dating psychology tricks that somehow still work, and the increasingly weird ways people try to reinvent themselves… whether that's chasing attention online or literally reshaping their faces. It all lands on a simple truth: confidence and personality still beat whatever algorithm people are trying to game.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2312: The Night That Sounded Better Than It Actually Was 26.03.2026 1h 10m

  Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated.

The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifestyle, and habits like wearing hats instead of worrying about Botox.

The core of the episode is Hat Trick's dating story. This becomes the centerpiece, detailing a Tinder meetup that quickly escalates. The story contrasts a highly satisfying ongoing connection with the "fireman" against a disappointing encounter with a new guy. The humor comes from the blunt honesty and the mismatch between expectations and reality.

From there, the discussion expands into attraction, sex dynamics, and confidence. The group explores how chemistry and personality outweigh looks, along with commentary on dating culture and relationship expectations.

The episode then moves into AI, discussing how quickly it is evolving. There is both fascination and concern about how realistic and powerful these tools are becoming, especially with images and voice.

By the end, the episode feels like a free-flowing conversation covering money, relationships, culture, and technology.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It 20.03.2026 1h 32m

  Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin' about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee's, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody's scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They're already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She's reminiscing about the time she and Big Boobs Brandy tag-teamed Yukon years ago and wouldn't even let the poor horny bastard touch them, absolute legend shit that belongs in the GDS hall of fame. She also took her daughter to a Griffins game, because indoor track meet weekends now include scoping hockey asses.  "I know what your search history looks like, Mom" and calling her out like a goddamn pro. Kid A.G. then hits us with a ghost story after he runs into the chick who vanished after a heavy-petting theater make-out session… It happened at the Dirty Show, surrounded by assless chaps, leather dog masks, and some dominatrix dragging her boyfriend around like a sad, high-heeled little poodle bitch on a leash. And just when you think it can't get any more fucked, El Pres casually announces he fucked one of his dad's old girlfriends. Same woman. Years apart. Eskimo brothers with Dad. Let that one fucking marinate. Then the trio really lets loose, going full savage on everything left in the tank. They roast Tennessee for making you scan your ID to watch porn like it's a goddamn TSA cavity search, clown Hat Trick's foot-content hustle, mock her ridiculous dragon dildo collection that's grown so stupid it needs its own wine rack just to keep the drawer from exploding, laugh their asses off at the painfully awkward daughter-boyfriend couch cuddling, and completely lose it over batshit AI songs about "skanky cock-gobbling whores of the week." Ninety minutes of zero-filter, balls-to-the-wall stupidity that makes you laugh, cringe, and seriously wonder how the fuck these three still have any functioning relationships left. Go listen right now. Your therapist will thank you… or bill you double. (And yeah, the Yukon threesome is still cooking.) Go Deep.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2310: Bondage Pam, Epstein's Gmail, and the Dragon That Finally Fit: 17.03.2026 1h 11m

  Episode 2310 - Kid welcomes back the unstoppable duo of Hat Trick and El Pres, and what follows is 70+ minutes of zero-filter fire: roasting Attorney General Pam "Bondage" Bondi into oblivion, diving headfirst into the latest Epstein file drops (including that insane jmail.world site), ripping apart the Super Bowl halftime hypocrisy, and—oh yeah—graphic play-by-play of monster-knot sex and snowy foot-fetish side hustles. 1. Pam Bondi Gets Roasted Harder Than a Bad Tinder Date Kid and crew go nuclear on AG Pam Bondi after her congressional hearing meltdown. She's supposed to be the top law enforcement officer protecting public interest and fighting human trafficking—not yelling about stock market gains like a deranged cheerleader for the Cheeto overlord. They pull up her actual job description (chief legal officer, DOJ head, consumer protection, anti-trafficking crusader) and contrast it with her performance: deflecting questions, zero survivor outreach, perjury vibes from Ted Lieu, and straight-up acting like Trump's personal attorney. Kid's AI-generated "Bondage Baby" art with exaggerated assets? Chef's kiss. The hypocrisy is thick, and the crew calls it like they see it: she's failing the American people spectacularly. 2. Epstein Files: jmail.world Is the Rabbit Hole We All Needed The real star? That mind-blowing site jmail.world—Epstein's actual emails recreated Gmail-style, complete with searchable photos, flights, iMessages, Amazon orders (so much lube), and 3D virtual tours of the island. Trump barely shows up (even the pedos thought he was a loser), but names like Bannon, Clinton, and more are everywhere. Recent 2026 DOJ drops (hundreds of GB) fuel the fire—dominoes falling slowly, Europe outpacing us, survivors ignored. Theories fly: Michael Jackson as a secret savior? It's wild, it's dark, and it's all there for you to spiral into. 3. Super Bowl Halftime Hypocrisy & Bad Bunny Unity Vibes Bad Bunny's full-Spanish headline set (with that "together we are America" closer listing the whole continent) did more uniting than anything Trump-era. Critics booed, Vance got roasted at the Olympics, and the anti-immigrant crowd lost it—despite Shakira/J.Lo/Bad Bunny collabs getting zero flak before. Kid Rock's pre-recorded money-grab flop? Artists bailing on tours? It's all exposure of the division machine. Bonus: "I should know more Spanish" energy hits hard. 4. The Filthy, Glorious Personal Chaos Hat Trick levels up big time: the legendary Dragon (that popcorn-sized knot dildo) finally fits after pregame solo sessions, vibrator assists, multiple Os, and creaming so hard it's "glazed donut" status. Legs shaking, fireman/Superman delivers rounds, dripping everywhere. Then the side hustle reveal—FeetFinder earnings from walking barefoot in freezing snow (daughter helps film the snow angel soles shot), $44 from one buyer obsessed with cold yellow toes. Dirty socks, sprain fetishes, potential mother-daughter customs? Niche gold. The crew floats dick-stamp canvas art ideas for the studio wall—tits, curves, interactive voting. Pure unhinged creativity. Final Takeaway This episode is peak Goi'Deep: rage at institutional failure, deep-dive conspiracy tools (hit jmail.world or creepsearch.com redirect), cultural takedowns, and shameless adult fun. Dominoes are falling—slowly—but hope flickers amid the shitstorm. Stay informed, stay horny, stay pissed.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2309: Nurse Fiona's Return 05.03.2026 1h 35m

  Episode 2309 - Kid A.G. holding court with returning Co-host Nurse Fiona storming back like a naked tornado after crushing her schoolwork for the past 48 months (she dropped 32 pounds to a whip-around 116—spinner status achieved!). She's dropping bombs on her Florida escapades: swinger resorts where everyone's buck-naked, ladyboys packing heat, and dodging mid-bang Eiffel Tower propositions (pig on a spit? Hard pass, but the thought had her tropical-dreaming). From railing a 20-something-year-old to why girl-on-girl ain't her jam and snooch water's the ultimate side-hustle scam, Fiona's unfiltered AF on self-discovery and creeper dodges. Kid A.G. fires off on sobriety wins (booze-free since July—stupid ideas still flow, no regrets), AI ruining the fappening, feet-pic empires (jerk off hot dogs for cash!), and roasting pervs, politics, and furries (bring back bullying to aim school rage right!). They trash religion, mom-banging myths, gun hypocrisy, and why freedom's all about saying fuck it. Obnoxious, raw, and zero-fucks-given—if you crave podcast gold on debauchery, drama, and dumbass life hacks, this one's a banger. Prudes GTFO! Listen in. Go Deep.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2308: Butt Plug Surprise 27.02.2026 1h 22m

  Episode 2308 - In this episode the crew dives balls-deep into the chaotic mess of social media bullshit—TikTok stealing your tunes like a greedy ex, Threads being the Pinterest of positivity (with hopes for hidden titties), and YouTube censoring everything like a prudish grandma.  Politics explodes with rants on ICE raids turning Minneapolis into a fascist ice rink, protesters outsmarting Walmart with dry ice returns, and the orange Cheeto-man puppeteering his personal goon squad while dodging Epstein's pedo-party fallout.  Jay-Z deletes his socials after getting named-dropped, and everyone's calling for Nuremberg trials on these billionaire scumbags—because fuck 'em, collapse the government if half are kiddie-fiddlers!  Sex talk ramps up to obscene levels: Hat Trick spills on her fireman fuck-buddy tying her up Shabari-style, choking her just right (CPR-ready, baby!), nearly passing out from blood donation-fueled cowgirl rides, and plotting a Feet Finder empire with custom toe-jobs, cum-fakes, and premium ass-plug surprises.  They brainstorm erotic art field trips to Detroit's Dirty Show, debate hockey butts vs. baseball arms, and roast moms as less fuckable (sorry, kid-interruptions kill the vibe).  Kids get roasted too—rebellious teens ditching dads for video games—while the gang dreams of pegging and baseball-themed plugs. It's vulgar chaos from start to finish, with zero filters and maximum roasts on everything from Trump's heartbreak-fueled Mexican hate to billionaire greed.  Pure Goin' Deep gold: uncensored, unhinged, and unapologetic!
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  Goin' Deep Show 2307: Probably illegal, but we're looking anyway. 20.02.2026 53m

  Episode 2307 - Kid A.G. and Silverback kick it off with "Rampage" Jackson losing his goddamn mind over AI deepfakes: Diddy baby oil slathered all over him, Hitler mustache "Niggler" edits, Donkey Kong in a Princess Peach dress. The man bans people left and right—hilarious as hell, and we can't stop watching. We slide into the vault with the 2014 Fappening leaks. "Probably illegal to have," but proceed to scroll anyway. Classic GDS. Politics hits hard: Trump cult brainwashing, Epstein files dropping. Sobriety reflections, family losses (friend suicide, mentor Alzheimer's, aunt regrets), grandkids future worries, pronoun fatigue, pride nights in sports killing the vibe, feminism over-pushing, bullies building mental toughness. T-ball trophies, no failure prep for real life, Trump as that embarrassing uncle at Thanksgiving. Baseball celebrations creeping from softball girls? Barry Sanders humility vs. Ricky Henderson showboat. Old man phase activated: Get off the lawn, pick battles, focus on solutions. We end on urgency—loss resets your brain, make time count, bottle emotions like the old days but open up more. Drunk and ridiculous was fun; sober and serious hits different. Zero filter. Classic Goin' Deep—grab tissues (for laughing or crying, your call) Listen in. Go Deep.
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  Goin' Deep Show 2306: Biology's Pervert Green Light! 12.02.2026 43m

  Episode 2306: Kid and Wally unearths a bag of old flash drives stuffed with Fappening leaks and They swear naked chick cravings never die; God built men for it. Girl-on-girl makeouts get the thumbs-up (double breeding shots) while guy kisses gross everyone out—pure biology, not perversion.  Wally updates the personal front: banging the new girl while legally dumping the ex, dead truck blocking the driveway, pounding beers to cope. His girl accuses him of only wanting to "get drunk and fuck"—Wally owns it as his middle name and fucking job.  They school daughters on reality: guys stay oblivious to unspoken expectations, women assume mind-reading, but even when we know, we might not deliver—deal with it.  Tech ghosting hurts—read receipts but she's active elsewhere? Trade her for another blonde. Kid's sober streak kills his patience: no more "whatever" tolerance for bullshit.  Wally's ex drama goes nuclear: mentally unhinged old lady toddler-melts when he starts talking to her friend a year after the split (started with a drunk "don't talk shit about me" message after she dumped the kids on him).  Ex first says "he's a nice guy, let me think," then explodes in rage Feminism gets torched: bra-burners fucked housewives wanting to stay home by demanding equality while keeping perks like opened doors and titty-bought drinks.  Trannies slammed as indecisive women who can't pick a sex. Biblical women had no voice, ad agencies pit chicks against each other with makeup wars so they never unite against dudes. Eskimo brothers? Guys shrug; women go full eye-claw psycho.  Sports rant: NFL's endless flags make it unwatchable like basketball; baseball smartly fixed pace, hockey lost the fun fights, football's violence is baked in and can't be softened without killing fans. Local shootings (brothers blasting dad), ICE idiots failing open-book tests and dying dumb (gun in standoff), media distractions from government theft—taxes on everything while Trump's family pockets $1.4B.  Kid A.G. calls Wally a "true American hero" for wanting to burn the Capitol down—January 6th failed by not finishing the job. Dream scenario: Islamic nuke wipes D.C., states rise, destroy Islam's burka slavery (religion, especially Islam, mind-fucks billions; Catholic schoolgirls the dirty-hot exception).  Ends with Wally's dead truck buried in snow, gun stockpile for apocalypse, libtard spotting (600-lb Hello Kitty donut queen), martial law conspiracies called childish, ass-rub proxy requests, and plans for more calls since travel's fucked.