We Just Happen To Be Mums

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  From Phone Sex Operator to Dominatrix to Coach: Lady Velvet on Ditching Shame 27.10.2026 1h 9m

  Teenage single mum. Phone sex operator. Professionally trained dominatrix. Award-winning coach. Grandma of four. Lady Velvet, the Mistress of Choice, has lived many lives, and she’s done hiding any of them.She tells us how a conversation on a bench by Tower Bridge led to seven years of phone sex work to feed her boys, what thousands of calls taught her about what men really want, and the moment she finally owned her story in front of 200 women. Then she leads us through the Velvet Command (try it at home), a releasing ritual, and a conversation about shame, pleasure, people-pleasing and who we are underneath all the labels.Explicit, honest and surprisingly emotional. You’ll walk away with your shoulders back.Follow us: @happentobemums▫️https://www.LadyVelvet.co.uk▫️IG: @Lady_Velvet_Official▫️Birmingham Fetish Weekendhttps://www.instagram.com/birminghamfetishweekend/▫️Big and Buff Bespokehttps://linktr.ee/bignbuffbespoke?00:00 Cold open: "What's your book about?"01:05 Meet Lady Velvet, the Mistress of Choice01:50 Teenage single mum, boarding school in Jamaica06:45 Gut and Glory (partner)08:35 "Why don't we do phone sex?"16:02 How Lady Velvet was born18:08 What men really want in bed20:19 From dominatrix to owning the label "sex worker"23:38 "I don't want to be a lady, Grandma"28:32 The Velvet Temple37:00 Telling 200 women the truth41:17 The Velvet Command (say it with us)47:36 Swallowing your no54:53 "Who are you?"1:01:32 "My children saved my life"1:06:34 Gifts and goodbyes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Rejected for Being “Too Much”: Autism, EHCP Waits & Home Ed 20.10.2026 32m

  Two mums, one very real week. Nikki opens up about her son George, who is autistic and minimally verbal, being turned away from a home ed class and a mainstream school in the same week, the long wait for an EHCP, and whether school is really for the kids or for the parents.Then Ellie tries a period facial (yes, really), we ask why we’re still calling it menopause, and we imagine we’re on the government’s new misogyny task force. First to go: “the missus”, “female CEO”, and dads who “babysit” their own children. Plus why motherhood should be at the centre of everything, “Spermageddon” and falling birth rates, and what the world’s blue zones can teach us about connection.The good, the bad and the ugly. What would YOU do if you were on the task force? Tell us in the comments.Follow us: @happentobemums00:00 Coffee, guts and why “sunshine” is patronising01:59 The gilet ick03:22 Splattering foundation on a stranger04:21 A tough week: hives in the woods05:54 George, autism, EHCP and home education07:03 Rejected from a cooking class09:22 Turned down by a mainstream school09:58 Leaving Qatar: was it the right call?10:50 Who is school really for?14:56 I tried a period facial17:20 Why we need a new word for menopause19:23 The misogyny task force20:26 Retire “the missus”20:56 Drop “female” from job titles21:37 “Who’s looking after the kids?”22:19 Dads don’t babysit22:59 Why are balls the measure of bravery?23:58 Put motherhood at the centre26:42 “Spermageddon”: falling birth rates28:43 Humankind, blue zones and connection30:54 Wrap up and next week🔔 Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/happentobemums🎵 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@happentobemums✉️ Get in touch: happentobemums@coreagency.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Toddler Sleep Without Cry It Out: A Child Sleep Specialist Explains 13.10.2026 1h 5m

  Is your child’s bedtime a nightly battle? We sit down with Gemma, a child sleep specialist and former children’s nurse, to talk honestly about cry it out, co-sleeping, dummies, night waking and what really helps when you’re running on empty.We play Bin It or Bed It with the sleep trends all over your feed (melatonin gummies, magnesium, white noise, the SNOO, blackout blinds, lavender and the bath before bed), share our own bedtime chaos, and ask the big question: what if your sleep setup is working fine as it is?No shame, no one-size-fits-all rules. Just real mums and an expert who’ll help you find the one change that makes the biggest difference.Find Gemma: childsleepspecialist.co.ukFollow us: @happentobemums🔔 Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday🎧 Watch on YouTube: @happentobemums📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/happentobemums🎵 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@happentobemums✉️ Get in touch: happentobemums@coreagency.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Am I Enough? Single Mum Resentment, EHCP Battles and a Red Fleece Nightie | We Just Happen To Be Mums 06.10.2026 49m

  Nicky and Elle are back for episode two, and it swings from tears to stitches and back again.Nicky is fighting for her son George, who is six, autistic and minimally speaking. She's working three jobs, homeschooling while the family waits on an EHCP, and asking why getting your child into school can take a tribunal and two years. She also gets through a day of sickness with a kitchen knife, a mango and no backup.Elle opens up about a weekend with friends' young families. It brought up something she didn't expect: resentment, exhaustion, and the question every single mum asks herself at some point. Am I giving her enough? Then an unexpected message from a friend brings it full circle.Plus: the neighbour who said "I just feel so sorry for you in there with those children" (and then delivered the triple whammy), the dark world of Jerry Springer and Jeremy Kyle, Celine Dion's comeback, and this week's icks, which turn out to be each other. One gilet, one red fleece nightie with a side zip, and no apologies.Finally, we settle it: what IS Celine singing in Think Twice, and what does Gabrielle have inside her shoe?Real, funny and honest. Because we just happen to be mums.🔔 Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday🎧 Watch on YouTube: @happentobemums📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/happentobemums🎵 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@happentobemums✉️ Get in touch: happentobemums@coreagency.ukProduced by Core LDN. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Ex-Pat Living vs UK Living, Botox Routine & Period Facials | We Just Happen To Be Mums 29.09.2026 47m

  Is life as a mum actually easier abroad? This week Nicky and Ellie compare ex-pat living with raising a family in the UK, what you gain and lose when home is somewhere else.Then things get personal. We talk about Botox, plus period facials and why you might want to try it.🔔 Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday🎧 Watch on YouTube: @happentobemums📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/happentobemums🎵 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@happentobemums✉️ Get in touch: happentobemums@coreagency.ukProduced by Core LDN.This episode shares personal experiences only and is not medical or skincare advice.#WeJustHappenToBeMums #MumPodcast #ExPatLife #Botox #PeriodFacials Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.