Clueless on Classics | Mythology & History for the Uninitiated

Episodes

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  Medusa - I Dare You to Look 21.10.2026 16m

  Medusa is probably the most recognisable character in all mythology, but how well do you know her story?Was she born a monster, or made into one? Was Athena justified? Was Medusa born into a world which would always make her a monster?Come on the journey, learn the different tales of her life, come to your own conclusion about whether it was fair or just.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Medea - Mother Knows Best 07.10.2026 25m

  Medea is undoubtedly one of the most divisive characters of Greek mythology, but why?Come along on her journey, learn about her relationship with Jason, his betrayal, and her revenge. Decide for yourself if you believe she can be redeemed, or if she's destined to be tarnished forever more.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Heracles (Hercules) - Zero to Hero, and Back Again 23.09.2026 32m

  Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll...of murder.The real story of Heracles couldn't be more different from the Disney classic, so come along on a journey of murder, redemption, revenge and all round unbelievable craziness. Whether you call him Heracles, Hercules, or Alcides, the story remains the same and never ceases to shock those who read it. Can someone be redeemed for an unforgivable act? Can the worth of human life be reduced to labour? Is he even responsible for his actions? What exactly is Hera's problem?All questions we explore and take on in this episode. It's a long one, but it's a heck of a journey through another story in Ancient Greek mythology.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Persephone - Springtime Dread Queen 08.09.2026 16m

  Persephone, the dual sided goddess. One side spring, one side death. This is the her story, and you've probably heard bits already - but did anyone tell you she's responsible for the creation of mint? Exactly.So come on a slightly unhinged journey through fields of flowers, kidnaps, ransoms, a mothers fight for justice, and the eventual crowning of the Queen of the Underworld.Did she make the best of it? Is Hades really the bad guy? Or is it all Zeus' fault like always?Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Orpheus - Wait for Me (I'm Coming) 26.08.2026 12m

  How far would you go, for love?The most well known musician in the ancient world went all the way to the underworld, but was it enough?Join us on a tale with a snake who doesn't quit, a bride who doesn't get her honeymoon, and a horrible lack of self-control. We're going on a quest to bring back our love - what could possibly go wrong?Whether you've never heard of Orpheus or you scream every word of Hadestown and ugly cry, we've got you covered on the true story of the worlds best bard.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Achilles - A Tantrum for the Ages 12.08.2026 26m

  How much would you sacrifice, for glory?Achilles' is one of the most recognisable Greek heroes, but how well do you know his story? Is it all hair tosses, fancy sword tricks and pouting? Come along on a journey with sentient rivers, talking horses, gods playing tricks, and a lot of sitting in a tent. This is the world's most disastrous camping trip, and there's no refunds.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Psyche and Cupid - Love Is Blind (until you turn the light on) 29.07.2026 17m

  To love is to suffer, but how much is too much? Is Venus the worlds worst mother-in-law?We’re stepping away from Greek mythology and dropping straight into Roman You can expect multiple "throw self off something" attempts combined with psychotic breaks to talk to animals, reeds, towers, and water; Cupid getting mollicoddled, and Venus losing her shit several timesIs Venus insane? Did Psyche deserve so many tasks? Would a dragon marriage have been less hassle? Let us know what you think?Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Clytemnestra - Slay, Queen 16.07.2026 18m

  Mother. Wife. Ruler. Murderer.In this episode, we take a deep dive into the life of Clytemnestra, one of Greek mythology’s most notorious and polarising queens. Come on the journey from the Spartan royal household to the blood-soaked palace of Mycenae. We’re tracing her journey from egg to grave (yes, egg, really) and asking the ultimate question: Was she a cold-blooded monster, or a grieving mother seeking justice?Clytemnestra's story continues to captivate us, instilling not just fear but profound sympathy. If you love modern feminist mythology retellings like Madeline Miller’s Circe, Natalie Haynes' A Thousand Ships, or Costanza Casati’s Clytemnestra, this episode is for you. Equally, if you've never heard of her - we got you covered!Is she the villain of the Trojan War, or its most tragic survivor? Listen now and decide for yourself.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!
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  Odysseus - Please Just Go Home 01.07.2026 19m

  Have you ever spent ten years trying to get home from work? Odysseus did. Come along on a quick stop tour of his perilous journey home, learn about his questionable morals, and join me in screaming "dude just use a map!"Whether you're a mythology nerd like me, appreciate a good story, or just want some new excuses for being late - Odysseus has you covered. Come and decide if he's truly a Greek hero or just a man who refused to ask for directions.Clueless on Classics is a podcast built around Greek and Roman mythology and ancient history. Taking the original ancient sources and rebuilding them into short, fun, accessible stories so that everyone can connect to the ancient world and its stories. Hosted by a student of ancient history with an unhealthy obsession with mythology. Mythology should be for everyone, not stuffed away in fancy academic books for a select few. Pull up a chair, grab a drink, and talk shit about the ancient world with me!