Smells Like Humans

Episodes

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  JUST SAY YES TO THE POWER OF "NO" 08.11.2026 28m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss the power of just saying "NO". Jaimee takes a moment to explain to Ross what a "baby daddy" is. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  WAKE UP AND RUB MY JIMMY LEG! 01.11.2026 29m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to talk about ways you can be a better sleep mate. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  LET'S CHECK IN ON HALLOWEEN 2026! 25.10.2026 17m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to find out how Halloween has made Jaimee famous. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE TOO OLD TO GET DIVORCED? 18.10.2026 35m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss the uptick in "gray divorces". Secrets about Nicole Kidman are shared. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF BABIES! 11.10.2026 33m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss why no one wants to have kids anymore. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  THE CURSE OF THE POOP PHONE 04.10.2026 27m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss the common practice of bringing a phone into the bathroom. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  KIDS NEED HALLOWEEN, NOW MORE THAN EVER! 01.09.2026 52m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss whether traditional trick or treat is dying out. Tangents include: "Phrogging"; parents and vodka; black plants; gothic gardens; movie recommendations; "trunk or treat"; panic costumes; marsh mellow peanuts; Bride of Frankenstein costume; jail bathroom procedure; serial killer unemployment. This is a re-release that is one of our all-time favorites. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  RE-RELEASE! WE LOVE THE SPECTACLE OF THE DATING SHOW 18.08.2026 34m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee explains the world of dating shows to Ross. Tangents include: Milf Manor; The Dating Game; serial killers; "dating bone"; trash tv; tube socks; Wet Naps; Gladiators; Marsha Brady; "second hand embarrassment"; Flava Flav; The Bachelorette; Thirteen Lives. Notes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating_game_show https://allthatsinteresting.com/cheryl-bradshaw-dating-gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq0JSl6W74ESupport the show Contact us: contactSLH195...
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  IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME IF I JUST CAN'T FIND A "GOOD" FRIEND? 19.07.2026 31m

  Send us Fan Mail Tracey the therapist joins Ross to discuss if there are any good friends out there and how to find them. Curiously, the two discuss how important it is to have someone who will help you bury a body. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE? 12.07.2026 32m

  Send us Fan Mail Tracey the therapist joins Ross to discuss whether college is worth it. Tangents include: toothpaste facials; bad cable boxes; and the problem with older students. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME IF IT TAKES VERY LITTLE TO GET ME RAGING? 05.07.2026 24m

  Send us Fan Mail Tracey the therapist joins Ross to discuss how keep your rage from ruining everyone's day. Find out how to talk to the "salty teenager" and other characters that live inside your head. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME IF I DO HAVE A FAVORITE CHILD? 24.06.2026 30m

  Send us Fan Mail Tracey the therapist joins Ross to discuss why some kids are just more fun and lovable. We also talk about why some kids feel like they are NOT the favorite, how it affects them later in life and what parents can do about it. The importance of cookie cutter shapes, grape counting, and farm chores are analyzed. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  BONUS EPISODE! WE TALK ABOUT WITCHES! 15.01.2024 48m

  Send us Fan Mail Caitlin, a self-described "witch enthusiast" joins Ross to discuss witches and witchcraft and many related topics. Tangents include: Ursula the Sea Witch; Wizard of Oz trivia and mayhem; the myth of the hanging munchkin; manosphere; intention as ritual; creepy London; Peter and the Wolf; the trials and tribulations of Margaret Hamilton; intentional bath time; kitchen cleansing gone wrong; unusual "nests". Notes: Super cool podcast on witches: https://open.spotify...
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  IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME IF I LIKE BEING SINGLE? 17.12.2023 39m

  Send us Fan Mail Tracey joins Ross to explain why choosing to be single is not only okay, but comes with benefits. Tangents include: Pet dating; Koi ponds; Pippi the new dog; The Power of NOW; marinating in discomfort; anthropomorphizing; taxidermy. Notes: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/living-single/202109/why-certain-people-love-being-singlehttps://www.thetoptens.com/pets/best-house-pets/Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  "BE THE COCAINE HIPPO IN SOMEONE'S LIFE" 10.12.2023 28m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss the "ripples" caused by our choices. Tangents include: Harambe the Gorilla; invasive species; pigs in disguises; pharmacy etiquette; Pablo Escobar; sinking cruise ships; bedbugs. Notes: https://www.history.com/news/invasive-species-list-mammals-birds-aquatichttps://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/14/us/pythons-florida-invasive-species.htmlhttps://www.earthrangers.com/EN/CA/top-10/ten-of-the-worlds-most-invasive-species/https://www.nytimes.com...
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  B E W A R E OF "TOXIC POSITIVITY" 03.12.2023 41m

  Send us Fan Mail Tracey joins Ross to discuss whether sometimes positive comments to others can do more harm than good. Tangents include: Slim Jims; Friend contracts; sarcastic Jesus; sympathy vs empathy; meat sandwiches; worst kid names ever. Ross tries to get Tracey to explain her fear of clowns. Notes: https://parade.com/980089/marynliles/stay-positive-quotes/ Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com
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  ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ATTEND A WEDDING ALONE? 26.11.2023 50m

  Send us Fan Mail Caitlin joins Ross to discuss strategies for feeling ok at a wedding by yourself. Tangents include: Winnebago's; bamboozling Canadians; Bonded by Proxy; the inherent risk of talking to older people; Iceland's Penis Museum; Mai Tai's; the link between ice skating and serial killing. Notes: Winnebago: https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=584594592&sxsrf=AM9HkKm71MtYAhSgse3Nwa37ZOXJpMjO-g:1700666850083&q=winnebago&tbm=isch&source=lnms&am...
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  THE "MANDELA EFFECT"...IS IT REAL? 12.11.2023 41m

  Send us Fan Mail Jaimee joins Ross to discuss all things Mandela Effect and whether it is proof that we are in a computer simulation. Tangents include: Cheese Nips; punchable cartoon faces; The chimp from "Nope"; x-rated parodies; Casablanca; Darth Vader on Bumble; Deja Vu; another high school date story. Notes: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-causes-the-feeling-of-deja-vu/#:~:text=The%20feeling%20may%20arise%20when,Scotland%2C%20who%20researches%20d%C3%A9j%...
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  DO "DECEMBER-MAY" RELATIONSHIPS CREEP YOU OUT? 05.11.2023 34m

  Send us Fan Mail Jenny joins Ross to discuss the perceptions of couples mismatched on age. Tangents include: Jenny's wedding recap; Chuck Berry encounters; crooners; Tony Bennett; "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"; old vampires; "Party Cabin"; Ross continues to wonder what a "lido deck" is. Notes: https://slate.com/human-interest/2016/11/why-older-men-who-date-younger-women-are-so-infuriating.htmlhttps://www.aarp.org/home-family/friends-family/info-2017/age-differences-between-c...
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  PUT THOSE PACKING PEANUTS DOWN! 29.10.2023 48m

  Send us Fan Mail Caitlin joins Ross to discuss whether sometimes it's better to change how you live before changing where you live. Tangents include: Rabies in the UK; Baby Toes Johnson; old men; movers and hot dogs; TSA; cat litter smugglers; and if you are patient, maggots. Support the show Contact us: contactSLH19581980@gmail.com