The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Episodes

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  It's all about the Benjamin's with Danny B 18.08.2026 1h 43m

  Danny B is back on The Church and we weren't ready for him! Dany tells Joey ad Lee his very controversial take on athlete's pay, Lee set's things on fire, Joey doses Danny's son and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sports app now. New customers sign up with code JOEY & spend $5 to get $150 in rewards within 14 days @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Limited-time offer, get Zapply T1 with code JOEY for less than a $1 a day at http://us.tryzapply.com/JOEY 90-day money-back guarantee. #ad F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code CHURCH15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/CHURCH15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad
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  The Greyhound to Hell 11.08.2026 1h 11m

  Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt recap their biggest comedy/"star"aweek since they moved back from LA. They talk about life touring the country in a Greyhound, Joey's knee issues return and so do his remedies and much more! SHOW NOTES Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @http://BlueChew.com / Visit Better Help dot com slash DIAZ New DraftKings customers sign up with code JOEY. Spend five bucks to get one hundred and fifty in rewards within 14 days.  
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  YOU have the world by the balls! 04.08.2026 1h 5m

  It can be easy to forget that we all have the world by the balls. Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about Joey never having a bad experience with a cop, not living your life scared, and who knows...we went deep this episode. Enjoy! SHOW NOTES Trying to lose weight with the help of GLP-1s? Get personalized, affordable care that fits you at ⁠http://hims.com/church⁠ If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at ⁠https://inda.shop/CHURCH⁠ #indacloudpod #JoeyDiaz #Madflavor #UncleJoeysJoint #TheJoint #TheChurch
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  Smoking with three hands - correct audio! 28.07.2026 1h 22m

  Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Joey's altercation this weekend, his ever changing five year plan, Joey's trick for dealing with nerves and much more! SHOW NOTES Limited Time Offer - Get 20% OFF Zapply T1 Testo Charge with code CHURCH at http://us.tryzapply.com Thank you to Zapply for partnering with The Church!
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  Give Me Everything with Pedro Garcia 21.07.2026 1h 54m

  Pedro Garcia, comedian and Twitch streamer joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt on The Church of What's Happening Now. They talk Joey's new understanding and love of video games, what he used to do at arcades as a kid (hint, not play video games), robbing gas stations, dining and dashing and much more.  SHOW NOTES DraftKings Casino is changing the game with FLEX SPINS! Download the app & sign up with code JOEYSLOTS to claim 1000 Flex Spins on your choice of slots at https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY at http://BlueChew.com/
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  Addicted to Adrenaline 14.07.2026 1h 45m

  Joey Diaz and Lee syatt talk Joey's long history of addictions including a brief crack phase and robbing people. Joey and Lee also talk possibilities when it comes to how much top comedians make.  SHOW NOTES Limited-time offer, 15% OFF Zapply T1 with code JOEY at https://us.tryzapply.com/ 90-day money-back guarantee. #ad Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
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  In training 07.07.2026 1h 43m

  What didnt we talk about this episode? Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk ordering dinner on a payment plan, Joey's hatred of jelly, and why we are always still in training,. SHOW NOTESDraftKings has you fully covered this playoff season. Sign up with code JOEY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days @ https://www.draftkings.com mobileappsIf you're 21 or older get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/  
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  It's time to play for keeps 30.06.2026 1h 10m

  Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt solo, like old times. To discuss going to jail at 64, the difference between being a strict parent now vs what parents were like when Joey was growing up, the origins of some of Joey's criminal behaviors and much more! SHOW NOTES Save 20% on your first online order at http://lucy.co/CHURCH with promo code CHURCH. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
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  Breaking Bread with Lil' Mo Mozzarella 23.06.2026 1h 13m

  Lil' Mo Mozzarella, social media star and stand up comedian, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt on The Church of What's Happening Now. They talk everything from favorite food, Mo's story of being thrust into the spotlight and a nationwide tour, and the time Joey dosed Mo at The UFC.  SHOW NOTES Spend $5 to get 200 in rewards with code JOEY @ ⁠https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps⁠ Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠  
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  Ari Matti goes to Church for the first time! 16.06.2026 1h 24m

    Ari Matti, comedian and Kill Tony regular joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt for the first time ever. Joey tells Ari the bit of Ari's that made him fall in love with him as a comic, they talk getting attacked by cats, creepy magicians, and the wild things Ari has run into.   SHOW NOTES Spend $5 to get 200 in rewards with code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off #ad with code CHURCH at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
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  The BIG Payoff 02.06.2026 1h 16m

  What kind of wh*re do you want to be? This week Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt discuss Joey taking his daughter to a rock concert, Joey's advice to comedians looking to take the next step in comedy, Joey injuring his knee boxing and much more! SHOW NOTES DraftKings has you fully covered this playoff season. Sign up with code JOEY & spend $5 to get $200 in rewards within 21 days at https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod
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  They can all s*ck your d@#k! 26.05.2026 1h 27m

  Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt welcome ABF Super Bantamweight champion boxer John Leonardo to the Church to talk boxing, Lee getting into the ring, motivation, where is the most painful place to get hit and more! SHOW NOTES Play Cashingo only on the DraftKings Casino app now. Sign up with code JOEYSLOTS to get 1000 Flex Spins @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps   Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/   Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code CHURCH at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad  
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  Joey Diaz has had enough! 19.05.2026 1h 17m

  Joey and Lee talk Lee's honeymoon in Japan, Joey's recovery from knee replacement surgery, why Joey sets his life up entirely differently than he used to and why it has changed his life and much more! SHOW NOTES Save 20% on your first online order at http://lucy.co/CHURCH with promo code CHURCH. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ
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  This could all be B.S. 05.05.2026 1h 27m

  Joey Diaz updates the world on his knee replacement, advice he would give to his 30 and 40 year old self, what works better than the pain pills, running people over in GTA and much more!  SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod
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  If you're walking on ice you might as well dance 28.04.2026 1h 19m

  Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt go deep talking about Joey's surgery getting canceled last minute, his recent health scare, why Joey hates pain so much and more.   SHOW NOTES: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/  
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  Ari Shaffir Returns! 20.04.2026 2h 28m

  The triumphant return of Ari Shaffir to The Church of What's Happening Now for a special 420 episode! Ari and Joey are their usual wild selves talking getting Joe Rogan drunk on stage, their shared love of torturing people,  and battling as a comedian.   Show Notes Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at https://www.lucy.co/CHURCH
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  What goes around, comes around 14.04.2026 1h 31m

  Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about what the podcast means to them, Joey's recent trip to Austin to surprise Joe Rogan at The Mothership and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/
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  Joey Diaz was mad at Natalie Cuomo for a Year! 07.04.2026 1h 17m

  Find out what she did! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by comedian Natalie Cuomo to talk about their mental health problems (Lee diagnoses Joey), the best ways to mess with people  and so much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod
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  Felony Flashbacks with Danny B 31.03.2026 2h 4m

  The legend, the soldier of the year, the North Bergen legend Danny B joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in person for the first time after multiple virtual visits during the LA years. They talk about Joey's recent obsession with Grand Theft Auto, why they are both thankful for their crazy upbringing, why the police being called didn't used to be a bad thing and so much more. SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠ Head to ⁠http://tryfum.com/CHURCH ⁠to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today! 
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  All In with former UFC fighter Alberto Crane 24.03.2026 1h 15m

  Former UFC fighter, Alberto Crane rejoins The Church for the first time in New Jersey to talk UFC, the positive side of a MS diagnosis, his new book, "All In" and to catch up with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt.  SHOW NOTES Head to http://tryfum.com/CHURCH to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JOEY & use code JOEY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com