The Eastern Border

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  3.11 YES, WE HAVE A ZHOPA 04.11.2026 54m

  There is a moment in every dying empire when the people at the top stop trying to make the math work and the people at the bottom realize they are going to freeze in the dark.This week on The Eastern Border, we stare into the abyss of the Russian state. The true believers have figured out the Kremlin's religion is just a PR interface. A retired Spetsnaz colonel draws up plans to breed a billion white Russians and mandate a "celibacy tax," while the actual Ministry of Defence is so loaned up to its eyeballs that regional governments are quietly slashing the price of a dead husband to $600.Meanwhile, the imperial army fights on cheap Chinese walkie-talkies, the airfields sit naked against drone swarms, and the one thing Moscow was waiting for—a Donald Trump who would hand them Ukraine on a silver platter—just lost both houses of Congress in a massive midterm blue wave.From the FSB crime syndicates in Donetsk to the Sberbank gold trap and the bitter truth of the Oleshky evacuation, we look at the gap between the imperial delusion and the dirt-level reality. The view from the edge is spectacular.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.10 Lurk More: A History of the Russian Internet 31.10.2026 2h 26m

  In 2005 the Russian-speaking internet was one of the freest, strangest and funniest places on the planet. Twenty years later, mobile internet inside Moscow’s Third Ring Road runs on a whitelist while the President hosts a summit. This is the story of how that happened.We start in 1994, with a telecoms licence numbered 777 and blessed by a priest, a national domain registered inside a nuclear research institute, and men with pistols outside the domain registrar. From there we go through the padonki slang of Удафф, the imageboards, ЖЖ as the country’s public square, and the encyclopedia that wrote it all down: Луркоморье, Lurkmore. Its co-founder Дмитрий Хомак ran it for fifteen years, through oligarch tea parties, FSB men in jumpers, a drug-police block and extremism cases, and on 4 March 2022 he deleted it and left two words: stop the war. Alongside it we follow RuTracker, the pirate library the state declared “eternally blocked” and never managed to kill.Then the hammer comes down: the Bolotnaya winter, Дуров's dog in a hoodie and his loss of VK, the “protecting children from information” law, the Ревизор routers, the failed Telegram block, the sovereign internet boxes, and the slowdowns, VPN purges and whitelists of 2025-2026. Our guides for that part are Михаил Климарёв, the exiled telecom engineer who calls himself an impostor and spends his days making the blocks fail, and Эльдар Муртазин, a Moscow industry analyst who has stayed and who says, carefully and with a disclaimer at each end, that the attempt to control the RuNet is killing it.At the end we look at why this matters: for understanding how an authoritarian state takes something away from its own people, for understanding the Z-sphere, and for those of us living on the Russian border.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.09 Somebody Else Will Do It For Us 26.10.2026 49m

  This week the Russian Federation finally wrote down its grand strategy, and it took three men to do it. Dmitry Medvedev asked Donald Trump to have the CIA “correct the unfortunate misunderstanding” of Zelensky, because apparently the FSB is busy. Valery Gerasimov, a week after reporting his troops five kilometres from Zaporizhzhia, needed a ceasefire agreed with Kyiv, the Pope, the Red Cross and the White House to get bread into Oleshky, a town Russia has occupied since 2022. And the people around the Kremlin, asked what they expect from Washington, answered with a proverb: from a mangy sheep, at least a tuft of wool.On The Eastern Border this week: the nationalist singer Misha Mavashi, found shot ten days after his wedding, “cleaning his rifle”, and a Z-sphere that doesn’t believe a word of it. Medvedev’s “son of a bitch” post and the Z-channels laughing at it. Ushakov admitting the post-Anchorage plan was for Washington to deliver Kyiv. Girkin from his penal colony: no way out under the current leadership. Missile strikes in Oryol and Yelets that Russians now call “our normality”, while the air defence rings Putin’s dacha at Valdai. Yuri “Unitaz” Vaganov and the small-sky war. Eleven soldiers in a military police pit. Borodai mourning the Donbas he set on fire, regional deficits twenty times over plan, Siluanov promoted to keeper of the obshchak, and Peter’s window to Europe being boarded up next door to us. Serbia’s back door slamming shut. And Michael Kofman’s cold shower: the infantry is dying at 42, but the drone line keeps running.Happiness is mandatory.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.08 Not a fan, personally 19.10.2026 40m

  On one night in October, Ukrainian drones hit the second city of the Russian Federation in five places at once - the oil terminal, the Ручьи depot behind its useless nets, an Ozon warehouse the size of eleven football pitches, a bridge, and a VK data centre, whose press office then announced that everything was working as normal. The next evening Chief of the General Staff Gerasimov told Putin on camera that Dobropillia was taken and Russian troops stood five kilometres from Zaporizhzhia. Within hours the Z-channels were correcting him in public, and one admin explained how villages get "taken" now: a Mavic, fifteen seconds of footage, and an AI-generated soldier waving a flag.This week on The Eastern Border: the Petersburg strikes and why Russian data has nowhere left to hide, the AI flag-planters, and Z-poets writing elegies for men who died for a photograph. Then the Duma budget hearings, where a Central Bank deputy chairman admitted that Ukrainian drones now set Russian monetary policy. Russian teachers posting pay slips while they staff the polling stations. Lawyers fleecing soldiers' families. Trump's "energy ceasefire", diesel deal and Starlink throttle. The deserter hunts in Bashkortostan. And the Russian officer with the upset stomach who, by the Wall Street Journal's count, helped Ukraine kill more than three hundred of his comrades.«Ебём и плачем». Happiness is mandatory.Support the trucks to the front, Autumn Harvest 2026 with Car4Ukraine:car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport the show directly: theeasternborder.lvMerch: theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/en-eurSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.07 "A Dolboyob, But Ours!" 14.10.2026 50m

  First of all, yes, I know the thumbnail is wrong, but I noticed that a bit too late, I hope you won't mind.The Russian empire has a peculiar talent for producing spectacles that read like satirical fiction. This week, Mikhail Zvinchuk—the sanctioned founder of the largest military Z-channel on Telegram, Rybar—strolled into NATO-member Montenegro with a film crew, mocked the border guard on Telegram, and got detained by national security eight hours later. We trace the five-day meltdown inside the Z-sphere, from defection paranoia and Kremlin orders silencing volunteer fundraisers to the triumphant conclusion that their top military analyst is "an dumbfuck, but ours." Meanwhile, the backbone of the Russian digital state is catching fire. After Ukrainian drones struck Yandex data centres in Sasovo and Kaluga, Moscow discovered that ten years of building a centralized "Sovereign Internet" simply put the country's entire digital life into a dozen flammable buildings within drone range—while air-defence radar data remains too classified to share with the targets. We also break down Donald Trump's diesel deal with Putin (and why Z-patriots are asking if soldiers died so Washington could permit oil trades), Dmitry Medvedev shopping for Western hostages, Russian depots running completely out of Soviet machine guns, soldados hiding like feral men in the Pokrovsk woods, and a front-line stormtrooper admitting that 70% of surviving veterans will turn to armed racketeering when they get home. Finally, through the lens of Lotman, Uspensky, and a former Storm-Z convict, we look at the void at the centre of the war—and why nobody can name the Tsar under the Kremlin stars. Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.06 The Assembled Man: Life and crimes of Igor 'Strelkov' Girkin 05.10.2026 3h 2m

  In 2014, Igor Girkin crossed into Ukraine with 52 men and pulled the trigger on a continental war, convinced he was the reincarnation of a White Guard general destined to resurrect the Russian Empire. Twelve years later, he is sitting in a penal colony in the Kirov region, working as a pattern-chalker on prison textiles while the state feeds his followers into a robotic meatgrinder.This is a massive, definitive autopsy of the "Assembled Man." I dissect the absolute geopolitical counterfeit of the Novorossiya LARP, contrast Girkin’s pathetic bureaucratic demise with Prigozhin’s warlord exit, and listen in on the terminal despair of his remaining allies as the Russian ultra-nationalist movement collapses into web-rings and bad poetry.There's also YuGiOh trading card analogies involved.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderKam Sandwich: How 9 YuGiOh cards bankrupted a company:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VCdss4vTMwSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.05 Virtual Zone of Our Control 30.09.2026 1h 5m

  Maxim Shevchenko gave the only operational definition of victory that functions inside Russia's neo-estate society: victory is whatever the President says it is, and everyone must agree, because any other point of view leads to prison. Lev Vershinin took it further: for the ruling class, victory is preserving status and hereditary control over financial flows; losing territory carries no fundamental significance. The reports coming out of the Russian General Staff were never meant to be true. They were meant to be said. In this episode of The Eastern Border, we trace what happens when that manufactured reality hits the ground. On the Lyman salient, Ukraine's 3rd Assault Brigade closes Phase 3 of Operation Vivaldi, routing the 20th and 25th Combined Arms Armies and capturing over 250 Russian servicemen, including officers and pilots. When the Russian Ministry of Defense attempts to prove continued control over Nove with an official video, pro-war Russian analysts point out the fatal flaw: the broadcast features a fully intact telecommunications mast that combat footage showed destroyed on the ground twenty-four hours earlier. Ukrainian forces use remote-controlled kamikaze BTR-60s, heavy-drone machine gun ambushes, and deliberate informational silence to turn Moscow's own map-room vranyo into an air-defense screen. Meanwhile, Russia's domestic balance sheet cracks open. Official state data on budget.gov.ru reveals an actual federal deficit of 7.698 trillion rubles ($93bn / €82bn) by late September—shattering the government's revised full-year estimate with three months left to run. The draft 2027 budget pushes military expenditures to 17.1 trillion rubles ($205bn / €183bn). To pay for it, subsidies for oncology medications and cancer wards are slashed by more than two-thirds, while the only healthcare project to see a 35% increase is a centralized database linking medical records to military draft boards. From consumer vlogs revealing fast-food chicken wings at 4,200 rubles per kilogram in deserted shopping malls, to gig-economy workers burning microloans on 5-kopeck casino streams, the civilian facade is crumbling. General Alexander Lapin—the architect of the 2022 Lyman rout and the 2024 Kursk failure—is rewarded with a vice-premier post in Tatarstan; Yanukovych-era oligarch Serhiy Arbuzov enters the State Duma; while pro-war milblogger Trinadtsaty is tortured in a Volgograd isolation cell and Tatyana Montyan warns fellow loyalists to flee the country. Finally, Rosgvardiya Lieutenant Colonel Zakhar Prilepin confesses on camera that maximalist war aims are dead, and that the Presidential Administration is actively bankrolling domestic fascist cells inside Russia. Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.04 Who Pays for the War 27.09.2026 1h 7m

  Three hundred and fifty-five seats. Whatever that was, it certainly wasn't the end. It was just the beginning.Within days of the vote, the bill arrived. A stealth tariff pushes the cost of missed drone strikes straight onto domestic electricity bills. Kapotnya refinery goes 100% offline. The Baltic states quietly reshape their entire nuclear posture while Brussels trades oligarch sanctions for political favors.And then, the vault door cracked: leaked chats between Mikhail Babich and Dmitry Peskov reveal the inner elite acknowledging that the mutineers were right, the President is hiding in courtyards, and the war is a catastrophic disaster they can only admit in private. Meanwhile, collaborator Oleg Tsaryov panics on camera because Ukraine's legal front is locking down hundreds of billions in frozen assets. They made a desert, and now the invoice has landed on the table.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.03 History of Non-Elections 21.09.2026 2h 35m

  Russia just held its State Duma elections. United Russia walked away with 355 of 450 seats, the largest faction in its history, on a result the Kremlin's own planners had reportedly tried to talk down to 45%. So how do you get 58%?You spend 120 years perfecting the method.ACT 1: THE ALGORITHMBloody Sunday, the October Manifesto, and the Tsar's four Dumas. How Stolypin broke his own constitution in 1907 and invented the core trick of Russian managed democracy: you don't fear the ballot box if you control the calculator. And the Grand Duchy of Finland, where, under the same Tsar, women got the vote and a seat in parliament.ACT 2: THE RITUALSoviet elections, told by the people who lived them. A Pioneer honor guard at the ballot box. A first-time voter in 1982 Riga waiting for a flower that never came. A PE teacher turned into "Citizen Linaberga" behind a folding table. The portable urn that drove out to your kitchen. The secret booth nobody dared to use, until 1989, when a Politburo member running unopposed lost to a pencil. And 2011's legendary 146%.ACT 3: THE TECHNOLOGYThe 2026 vote itself. The electronic black box two ministries can't agree the size of. Round-number turnout "shelves." The CEC announcing "only two" stuffing cases while voiding 36,850 ballots. Observers thrown out for "walking around too much." A green apple confiscated by police. Liberal exiles and pro-war nationalists landing on the same tactic. And the Z-patriots holding a wake for the supermajority they got.Special thanks to our family members who shared their memories of Soviet-era voting in Latvia and Belarus. This episode is built on their testimony. Happy birthday, Toms!Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderBecome our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.02 Pre-Voting in a Non-Binding Pseudo-Referendum. Sort-of. 19.09.2026 1h 2m

  Welcome back to the Chornaya Zona. In Episode 3.02, we execute a surgical strike on the administrative rot surrounding the GosDura 2026 elections. The Russian state is currently operating on pure vranyo: running a 20% payday-loan debt spiral while pretending to maintain a 2% deficit, and manually rationing civilian fuel while police generals steal multi-billion-dollar French retail empires.We break down the terminal hypocrisy of the Russian elite starting with the Metshin brothers hiding their wealth in NATO real estate to Umar Kremlev funding Donald Trump Jr.'s Bahamian island parties. Finally, we look at the absolute absurdity of the occupied territories, where the state conducts "secret" early voting for residents whose houses no longer exist. The system doesn't need ballot boxes anymore; it simply hallucinates democracy.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.01 Vranyo 15.09.2026 1h 32m

  The Russian state is not collapsing because of Western sanctions or NATO expansion. It is dying of a biological, bureaucratic pathogen it injected into its own bloodstream over a century ago.Welcome to the ultimate historical and modern autopsy of Vranyo and Pokazuha - the systemic lie and the aesthetic of control.In this episode, we track the disease from its origins in the Tsarist parade armies of the Crimean War, straight into the frozen mud of the Gulags where starving prisoners invented Tufta just to survive. We follow the ghost trains of the 1980s Uzbek Cotton Affair, read the declassified Politburo transcripts of the Chernobyl cover-up, and expose how the Soviet military broke its own spine in Afghanistan.Then, we drag the history into the modern slaughterhouse of 2026. From the "Credit Captures" of the Lyman OSINT trap, to the $126,000 meat grinder in the Donbas, to the Baltic Fleet painting its ships in tiger stripes to trick AI. The empire is burning its tech sector, emptying its economy, and gaslighting 140 million people just to keep the spreadsheet clean.The lie kills the liar. It always does.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  3.0 Hardcore Eastern Border (A Dan Carlin tribute) 10.09.2026 2h 11m

  Season 3.0 of The Eastern Border begins here. Recorded 22 kilometers from the border of the Russian Federation, this is a 2-hour, 18-module geopolitical autopsy of an empire cannibalizing its own interior. We aren't looking at a conventional war anymore. We are documenting a trapped, radicalized society substituting physical reality with digital hallucinations ("neuro-slop") while its cardiovascular system burns. From the erasure of the Lyman salient and AI-generated conquests to the $124 billion domestic furnace, hand-soldered drone hell, and the return of the Münster siege mentality. This is the terminal market. The physical world always bats last.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.56 Rabid Dogs on a Broken Leash 06.09.2026 46m

  Welcome back to the Chornaya Zona. The Kremlin’s summer offensive has collapsed into a mathematical nightmare, the demographic death spiral is accelerating, and the imperial command structure is completely conceptually blind.In this episode, we dissect the terminal phase of Russian institutional Vranyo. We look at the absurdity of Putin’s fake ceasefire for Trump's envoys, the reality of the Donbas laundromat where synthetic drugs have replaced the "Russian World," and the 42,000 casualties spent in a single month for a net-negative territorial gain. Meanwhile, inside Russia, the gasoline famine bites deep, police academies classify returning SVO veterans as domestic threats, and ultranationalists are reduced to begging for rent money on Telegram.The front line isn't just in the mud of Donetsk anymore—it’s bleeding into the suburbs of Moscow, the fuel depots of Sochi, and the psychiatric wards of St. Petersburg. The machine is eating itself.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.55 They will hang me 01.09.2026 41m

  CIA Director John Ratcliffe didn’t fly to Moscow to negotiate with diplomats—he flew in to hand the FSB a spreadsheet proving the Russian Empire is mathematically dead.In this broadcast, we break down the secret intelligence dossier, the Lindsey Graham sanctions ultimatum, and the systemic panic tearing through the Kremlin. While Putin rambles on television about killer whales eating polar bears and inspects Chinese cars rebadged as "Volgas," the Russian state is quietly plunging its own provinces into a total digital blackout to prepare for the upcoming post-election draft.From the bankruptcy of the Russian agricultural heartland to frontline commanders using torture to seize real estate, we map the terminal collapse of the Panopticon. And at the center of it all is a terrified Tsar who admitted the real reason he can never hit the brakes: "They will hang me."Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Autumn Harvest Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/autumn-harvest-2026-the-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Dark Autumn 3 26.08.2026 48m

  Greetings, comrades! Welcome back to The Eastern Border for the definitive, third installment of the Dark Autumn series: The Latgalian Siege.Recorded straight from the post-storm mud in Pilda, Latgale—running on hacked FPV drone batteries after Cyclone Pilda took out the regional power grid—we audit the final ledger of the Russian war machine.The gauntlet thrown down in April and July has been officially validated. A massive internal leak from Sberbank reveals Herman Gref’s confidential report to Vladimir Putin: the Kremlin's own accountants give Russia a pathetic 7% chance of victory, warn that Moscow's window of maximum negotiating leverage slams shut in Autumn 2026, and officially predict a systemic societal collapse mirroring 1986–1991.In this episode:• The Sberbank Autopsy: "Scenario Version 4 Final" and the mathematical death of the Russian war effort.• The $100 Billion Black Hole: The federal budget deficit hits 8.4 trillion rubles, surging by over $2.3 billion in a single day, alongside a 15-trillion ruble freeze of unpaid corporate debt.• Street-Level Telemetry: The collapse of the gig economy and "dendro-fecal gastronomy"—eating hot beef fat and potato-chip pasta in Potemkin Moscow.• The Infrastructure Asphyxiation: Over 1,000,000 m² of Wildberries and Ozon warehouses vaporized, and the Astrakhan gas strike severing the military's sulfur supply.• The Drone Tech Gap: The "New 1937" purges in Tula vs. Ukrainian 700 km/h "Bravo" jet drones and Mi-8 helicopter motherships.• The Brezhnev Children & The Panopticon: Why the Kremlin purges true believers while criminal cartels kidnap invalids for enlistment bonuses.• The SIZO Warning: Radical Z-patriots admit Kramatorsk will make Bakhmut look like a holiday resort while generals claim cities "on credit."• The Vnukovo Ultimatum: CIA Director John Ratcliffe flies an unmarked C-17 Globemaster through Latvia into Moscow to deliver salted birch rods.• The Tula Punchline: Frontline troops shoot down a cruise missile and receive boxes of gingerbread cookies.Stay cynical. Keep your eyes on the ledger.Happiness is mandatory.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborder Merch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.53 TFUM 20.08.2026 43m

  Time to put on our Wall Street suits and dive into the spreadsheets to calculate the TFUM: The Total F*cked Up Metric.The Russian Federation isn't a state anymore; it's a wildly over-leveraged hedge fund/doomsday cult run by mobsters on ponyatiya, and the universe is finally issuing a margin call they cannot afford to pay.I track the systemic necrosis from the top down: the 21-billion-ruble daily hemorrhage of the federal budget, the purging of VEB's top economist for predicting a 1917-style collapse, and the staggering $15.2 billion capital flight currently draining the commercial banks.I dissect the 900-billion-ruble crater of the Wildberries logistics collapse, the resulting VTB debt bomb, and how the state is press-ganging desperate sellers into the meat grinder.Finally, a look across the border to contrast the mud of the trenches with the institutional delusion of the US military's new 80,000 PSI XM7 battle rifle. The age of the $500 kamikaze drone is here, but the Western military-industrial complex is still planning for an 800-meter duel that no longer exists.Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderYouTube Version:https://youtu.be/WNbdi1zPVMkSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.52 Serfdom Forever! 17.08.2026 1h 16m

  Welcome to Serfdom Forever! The demographic hemorrhage has become so catastrophic that Moscow is now renting North Korean indentured servants to roll sushi in the suburbs, while Russian Gen Z medical students actively reject the state's attempts to lock them into modern-day serfdom.I break down the institutional vranyo behind fabricated military interceptions, the multi-billion-ruble annihilation of the Wildberries logistics network, and the Arctic gas absurdity that has imported fuel sitting idle while the domestic economy burns. Meanwhile, the Z-patriot ecosystem is in full meltdown, finally realizing their "Good Tsar" is just a warden, and the last remnants of public politics have been purged over 1998 Microsoft Word fonts. The empire is rotting, and we have all the telemetry.YouTube version:https://youtu.be/ye_TRs4FD7IBecome our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.51 The Pirate, the Piglet, and the Cartel 14.08.2026 48m

  In this special 7,000+ word extended autopsy set to the aggressive thrash metal of golden-era Metallica, I dismantle the terminal rot, financial death spirals, and internal cartel wars tearing the Russian Federation apart.From 20-kilometer hallucinations on Putin's desk maps and university trick-contracts sending medical students to the front, to 1,400km drone voids over Bashkortostan, the 6.5 trillion ruble deficit, and Tatiana Montyan's violent collision with her own FSB masters. We take an extensive deep-dive into the dynastic panic in Grozny, where Ramzan Kadyrov is hoarding a pristine 36,000-man Praetorian Guard for the upcoming North Caucasus war.Finally, we bring the hammer down with an unvarnished tribute to Anna Politkovskaya and Boris Nemtsov—the journalists and visionaries who saw the dragon in the room long before the world woke up.Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-border Become our patron: https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborder Merch store + another option for memberships: https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/ Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe: https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lv Download all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well! http://theeasternborder.lv/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.50 The 800,000 Ghosts 12.08.2026 43m

  Welcome back to The Eastern Border. In Episode 2.50, we descend into the terminal madness of the Russian state apparatus. With the federal budget blowing through a staggering 5.73 trillion ruble ($70 billion) deficit in just six months and the Central Bank secretly dumping 85 tons of gold, the Kremlin is actively burning down its own foundations to keep the war machine running.We break down the systemic destruction of the Voronezh Wildberries hub, the expanding fuel blackouts in Sochi, and the pathetic frontline reality of the "Zebrovozy"—cargo-cult Kamaz trucks painted in zebra stripes in a desperate attempt to confuse 2K-resolution Ukrainian FPV drones at Malaya Tokmachka. Faced with a leaked quota to find 409,000 new recruits by year-end, the Ministry of Defense has set a trap, luring students into fake "Drone Force" desk jobs before throwing them into meat assaults, while Sergei Shoigu brokers a deal for 50,000 North Korean soldiers.Meanwhile, the political administration is in full-blown panic over a massive anti-war surge, purging the Yabloko party and weaponizing Kafkaesque copyright lawsuits over Microsoft fonts to sterilize the upcoming September elections.Finally, we explore the dark, apocalyptic theology of GRU Colonel Vladimir Kvachkov, whose demands for a 1-billion-man empire and draconian breeding taxes explain why standard cost-benefit analysis fails against Moscow. Plus, a global palette cleanser: FIFA President Gianni Infantino faces an unprecedented mutiny.Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderBecome our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvDownload all episodes for free on our website; pictures accompanying certain episodes can be found there as well!http://theeasternborder.lv/Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  2.49 Crazy Vova's Superpower Emporium 10.08.2026 39m

  Welcome back to The Eastern Border.I had a bit of a doozy with health, but we're back now!In Episode 2.49, we take a deep, unfiltered look into the structural collapse of the Russian Federation in August 2026. From municipal tap water in Tyumen that smells of sewage and cemetery runoff to the catastrophic logistics collapse after 20% of Wildberries' warehouse capacity went up in smoke, the math of vranyo is finally catching up with the Kremlin.We unpack Sberbank’s open refusal to bail out the Ministry of Finance's 8.6 trillion ruble budget deficit, the Euro-2 fuel epidemic destroying Russia’s fleet of modern Chinese imports, Maxim Kalashnikov’s realization of the "Arrow of Ahriman," and the 9-million-ruble birthday party at Balzi Rossi that shattered the last illusions of frontline unity.Become our patron:https://www.patreon.com/theeasternborderMerch store + another option for memberships:https://theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com/Follow what's going on here in the very border of Eastern Europe:https://bsky.app/profile/theeasternborder.lvCar4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign!https://car4ukraine.com/campaigns/summer-sunshine-trucks-2026-eastern-borderSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/theeasternborder. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.