The Luxury Podcast

Episodes

• Titanique Rehearsals and MORE Holiday Uncertainties 28.05.2026 31m

  William's been hard at work rehearsing for Titanique, whilst Jonathan is here to clear up the upcoming Frigiliana holiday confusion (with varying levels of success). The boys also discuss the most luxury areas of London, William's BBQ, and whether or not Jonathan is indeed a pimp?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Stains 27.05.2026 39m

  Today, William and Jonathan will be tackling Stains! They've discussed their favourite cleaning products in previous episodes, but do they actually get out those nasty stains? Does pouring white wine onto a red wine stain actually work? And just how does JVS transport stain removal products from Spain to UK.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast 21.05.2026 41m

  It's the collaboration you've all been waiting for! Today, the boys are joined by William's other podcast husband - Jordan North!Jonathan and William decipher whether or not Jordan passes the luxury test, whilst Jordan enlists Jonathan to tend to some Sexted dilemmas.Does Jordan have a luxury bladder? Does Jonathan enjoy a picky tea? And who is William's favoured co-host? Listen now to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• BBQs 20.05.2026 39m

  Today Jonathan and William discuss how to host a luxury BBQ! What's on the menu? How is it served? What drinks will be in the fridge? The boys discuss it all.Also, William announces that he is going to be joining the Titanique cast in June! Get your tickets now!Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• New Pipes and Holiday Confusion 14.05.2026 26m

  Tensions rise among the boys this week: Silicone Shaun accepts William’s tea but snubs Jonathan’s; the upcoming Frigiliana trip is on the rocks; and an important question emerges - is it ever acceptable to spritz in the wild?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Hangovers 13.05.2026 37m

  After a couple of sore heads recently, William and Jonathan felt it was about time to discuss Hangovers. They talk about cures, ways to avoid one, and reminisce about some of their most debilitating experiences. Finally, they reveal whether it’s at all possible to be hungover in a luxury manner.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Dirty Hands and Rolling Pins 07.05.2026 34m

  Big news, Jonathan's Master Blaster has been installed and he is chuffed! This leads neatly into a discussion on security systems and how best to deal with a burglar. Plus, William and Jonathan read out your correspondence on toilet hygiene and executive door colours.Join the Members' Club here for additional luxury content: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Festivals 06.05.2026 39m

  William and Jonathan are discussing a subject that they're extemely knowledgable about today - Festivals! They're chatting about dream line-ups, portaloos, camping, and curfew. Buckle up Bucketheads!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Master Blaster and Alternate Etiquette Experts 30.04.2026 24m

  Jonathan's toying with the idea of having a Master Blaster installed, but its noise is anything but luxury! The boys also chat about workplace rudeness, binfluencers, and uncomfortable family meetings.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Takeaways 29.04.2026 38m

  Join William and Jonathan as they chew over their luxury takeaway orders! The boys also discuss the etiquette around sharing (or NOT sharing) dishes, greeting delivery drivers, the 'Cream Man', and an unfortunate discovery in a takeaway box!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys 23.04.2026 31m

  Jonathan and William have been down the local pub having some fruitful conversations! We finally get to take a whiff of Jonathan's scented bin bags whilst also discussing BBQs, pizza crusts, and the discharge boys.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Cleaning The Kitchen 22.04.2026 43m

  After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in suitably luxurious style.The boys reveal their secrets to maintaining a sparkling kitchen, while answering listener correspondence on topics including lingering smells, filthy habits, and cleaning playlists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings 16.04.2026 30m

  William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and karaoke hogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Sleep 15.04.2026 41m

  Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security alarm, and a touch of freshly applied cologne - what could be better?Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem 09.04.2026 28m

  Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, expect chat about car boot sales, upcoming royal guests, and plenty of hilarious impressions.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Bins 08.04.2026 40m

  Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Today, they'll be chatting about bin liners, binmen, and bin theft!Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• New Laws and Doggy Period Pants 02.04.2026 34m

  On today's bonus, Jonathan updates us on his (kind of) vegetarian supper, whilst William has news from his recent Silicone Sean visit. The boys also touch upon doggy period pants, laws they'd like to implement, and water overconsumption.Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Public Transport 01.04.2026 36m

  William and Jonathan have a lot to say about Public Transport! What's JVS's favourite passtime during his commute? Has William ever used a Lime Bike? And how do you politely tell somebody to keep it down on the tube? All is revealed on today's Luxury episode.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Pudding Parties and Expelling Wind 26.03.2026 30m

  On today's bonus, Jonathan's had his ears micro-suctioned and William presents a slideshow of buffets he's hosted over the years (which you can watch over on our Patreon). We've also received a rather suspicious selfie from a listener.You can watch William's slideshow over on Patreon. Join the Members' Club here: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
• Buffets 25.03.2026 37m

  William and Jonathan explore the art of luxury buffets. William shares his thoughts on Icelands frozen goods, while Jonathan explains how he conquered an all-you-can-eat, plus chat about wakes, 'picky bits', and party hedgehogs.Join the Members' Club here to suggest upcoming topics for William and Jonathan to discuss: http://luxurypodcast.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.